Omg why this whale do this

Whale kills Canadian rescuer after he helps free it

cbsnews.com/news/whale-kills-canadian-rescuer-after-he-helps-free-it/


Why would a whale do this.!!
Doesn't the whales know that we are only trying to help.
We are progressive.

We only want to save the whale from the evil that the white man does.

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Those pompous little shits

Based whale.

people don't realize nowadays that animals are animals and are not logical

Fuck Canadians

>people don't realize nowadays that niggers are niggers and are not logical
I agree, kike.

>Omg why this whale do this

fucking easy, whale just hate humans just look what they did to this world. If i was a whale i would do the same like that based whale did.

kek, good job random whale

Not even whales like leafs?

canadian rescuer obviously won whales BTFO

Wtf i hate whales now, smitty fetch the harpoon!

What the fuck is in that picture
Did the flesh grow around the rope?

Because that whale knows how to deal with leafs

kek

W-what's this.

Kudos turkbro. Literally the best comment I've ever seen from that flag

WTF I hate whales now.

he was oppressed

>i print 200 copies in full colour
>post them up around DFW
>lulz ensue

The whale was very generous. It knew that the Canadian would only win if he was killed.

The whale wanted him to win

The Jew..fears the Whale.

>Whale that sucks

Probably tried to fuck it or misgendered it.

#NotAllWhales

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, why? that's one less leaf in the world

A true loss to mankind.

how did the whale kill him?
they cant eat us

Please do, you can always post them near lower Greenville, I'm sure they'll love it.

>don't free the whales because one might kill you
Is that you mean?

>try to kill self after realizing the pointlessness of life
>retarded leaf stops you
>you fight back

justice

>day of the whale

>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale

gee i wonder why

he dindu nuffin

/ourwhale/ ?

if you had the reading comprehension of at least a 5 year old you'd know it was an accident

not like the whale fucking attacked him and dismembered him and ate his remains

Why not? Whales can eat us. In this case though it probably perceived the leaf as a threat.

Whales mouth is actually small. Only made to eat small fries like Brazil

>Whales mouth is actually small.

decent bantz for a roach

>if you get killed by your enemies you win

Pedro here is on to something.

>whales mouth is small
>roach education

Bruh, bruh, bruh

This. Fucking based Whale.

Sorry it's the blue whales that can't eat big things.

whalefacts.org/do-blue-whales-eat-people/

we must retaliate, we can't show weakness here

frog and the scorpion.

>Be around giant animal
>Act stupid
>Get crushed and die
Leaf was wrong. Whale is just an animal.

>We only want to save the whale from the evil that the white man does.
Pretty sure white men havnt been whaling for like 200 years
Whaling is one of the few things that piss me off about japan
Are they eating them?
I thought they just killed them for fun

>DFW
214 here

I always knew the cancer flags were leafs.

(((whales)))

817 here

Also, whales initiating Day of the Rake confirmed

Oh my gawwwd, like, save the planet and stuff! I'm so in tune with nature, I post a picture of me hiking on Instagram every week, and I smoke weed!

pic related

Fuck, I hate foxes. They are like cute doggos but with snake eyes. Kind of like women are always so sexy and fuckable but then they have the brains of a child. I hate women too, btw.

And I don't want to fuck foxes.

>Why would a whale do this.!!

>people don't realize nowadays that animals are animals and are not logical


Look at what color the whale was

>what are Faroe islands
The specie they hunt is very far from extinction and has a rising population though.

You might want to word this all better.
Kinda sounds like you want to ____ ___ ___.

Even a rational and benign whale could fuck up easily, we are talking about the mass of 500 Americans.

Kinda looks like a nose coming out of the abyss

Kill all foxes? Damn right I do.

Is he dare i say /ourwhail/?

is that Gay Link

Canadians could learn from the Japanese approach to whales. While the naive leaf believes the whale to be an enriching creature the wise Jap rejects the whale despite international liberal condemnation

good for the whale

Fucking leaf newfags.
They just let the whales fucking steal their fisk straight from their fishing lines too.
Whales are always pushing it, so you need to put them in their place. They always try to steal all the fisk. Let them do that and they start to drown you too for the keks of it. Make no mistake, the whales are your enemy

miss me yet?

Because fuck leafs; that's why.

Charge it with murder. Pick related.

>Canadian man wins

Who cares, what's one dead among the 1.37 billion still living!

It was a evil whale.

...

fpbp

Kek, I like so many others actually have this exact image on my wall

If you kill your rescuer, you win

RAKED

Whales confirmed humanity's best friend. Day of the rake soon, leafs.

Why is the cut behind the head so deep? Bleeding them out?

It was just a slimy wicker. No loss

based whale

Jej

Yes the japs hate whales because they have bigger penises

Bestonians are some of the few good people left in this world.

Thought this would happen more, you're freeing a wild animal
It's not going to turn and thank you dumbass
Need to make sure you can get away after freeing safetly

Whales don't give a shit.

It's going off and also they yes.
I actually never have grinded whale before, the sheep niggers to that. Usually when they gas the whales the regular way they get slaughtered on the spot on the ship.
Would be fun to go grinding though

He didn't check his terrestrial privilege before prepping that whale

>treat animals humanely
>they dont return the favor
>act shocked

The whale did what was right and natural to every free thinking creature, he removed the leaf. Remember, a whale knows what's right, you now have no excuse. Remove the leaf wherever he may hide.

it hit him..or something

>struck

whatever that means

It's a myth that death is a bad thing. Only those that survive care.

their throat is like the size of a basketball. That's just it's mouth pouch thing

The whale was obviously an American.

The leaf also suppresses your true form.

Funny how this is the one thread Norbot doesn't turn up to.

Whale wanted the rescuer to win.

Some real fuckery going on here.

The article isn't very specific, it seems like Mr. Howlett didn't clear off asap. Whales are obviously humongous creatures that weigh tons, the simple act of swimming away could unintentionally kill a human. From the article description it seems like the whale was excited to be cut loose.

>Struck him by accident whilst it was swimming away
Danger HEAVY LOAD. Those things arent teddybears.

If you rescue your killers, you win.