Pol humour thread?

Pol humour thread?

That's what he gets for taking the cloak of wisdom instead of the cloak of intelligence.

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Why do Italian ships have glass hulls? So they see the rest of the Italian fleet at all times.
What are the only tanks in the world to have backup lamps? Italian tanks. Because retreat is a probable outcome of the battle.

The text besides the picture made me sad

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>Why do Italian ships have glass hulls? So they see the rest of the Italian fleet at all times.
What?
This makes no sense, is this supposed to be a jab at ww2?

I heard this joke but it was about the Spanish Armad and the UK

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The hull is the bottom of the ship. By it being glass, they can look at the rest of the Italian navy (which was sunk). Yeah it's about WWII but it can apply to any conflict. Italians really suck at war.

weak psued bullshit. only plebs like comedy because it makes them feel included.

>Mudasir
>Most qualified

Stopped reading there

>Be basic bitch
>Demand vote
>15 years later
>Makes country a welfare nation with their vote
>50 years later
>Invite millions of migrants to abuse welfare system
>5 years later
>Muslims demand Sharia
>Civil war
>Go die for me on the battlefield pls John

Women's suffrage

AHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaaa.aaaa.....aaa.--aa..a.a........

*passes out*

Normies watch TV shows and movies and sports just to be able to talk about it and feel included in society.
Some of us know people who laugh at the funny internet pictures.

God that's honestly just fucking depressing.

Yup. And this shit happens all the fucking time. No one EVER brings it up except Sup Forums though.

Well, /r9k/ used to. But who the fuck goes on /rNormiek/ now?

This shit happens way too often.

> the Italian navy (which was sunk)
Do you actually know anything about ww2

>Italians really suck at war.
Well they performed better than France in both world wars, so i don't really get why you're doing this, are you a masochist?

Can we start a GoFundMe for that kid?

For what? To give him a gun to blow his brains out and maybe take his cuck father with him? He's dead. His spirit is dead.

that actually seems rather emotionally immature tbqh, and not a wise way of looking at things at all

Not really a joke but it is funny

>this shit happens all the fucking time
Really?
Once again I find myself wondering; what the fuck is wrong with USA?

>That Argentinian flag
Subtle

Money you faggot
It's better than doing nothing

>USA
>He thinks it's limited here.

Source?

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>Women don't get paid less than men
>But they should

Where else does it happen?

By the way, is there a link to this post?

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2 down and 2 across is actually not very common at all

Noice.

>blast wave strong enough to destroy a bridge not even a mile away
>camera is fine until the water displaced by initial blastwave reaches it

This is fucking retarded

I found it here a while ago, if only I knew I'd get it with sound for other places

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>subtle Jew in the mushroom cloud
Damn, now that IS good

>He seriously thinks it's not

The world sees USA as the land of crazy shit for a reason dude.

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It's a bomb factory.

Wait, wasn't there some news on the Pope recently?... Hmmm.

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looks like man in the high castle

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What does it has to do with it.
I stated the truth, amerilard.

>take picture of "comrade"
>post his shame on twitter

>Only happens in the US.
>What does contradictory evidence have to do with it?
Yeah, k, sure pastanigger.

This made me kek so fucking hard.

A Classic, well memed my friend.

¨What app is this?

>amerilard
>can't handle the truth

Of course.

>Because retreat is a probable outcome of the battle.
you're one to talk, pierre

He just doesn't understand our layers of ironic diplomacy.

Did the popes brother accuse him of rape and get his life ruined, or what is this contradictory evidence?

>7 pounds
thats literally nothing i fluxuate between 195 and 180 and literally lose 10 pounds every couple of weeks sometime

>Tell a falsehood.
>Call it truth.
So, you're a liberal?

He's saying only in the US do women pull shit. And that is blatantly false. 10 seconds on google will show you plenty of examples in multiple countries.

don't get me started on our ironic diplomacy, paesà

>He's saying only in the US do women pull shit
No, we were talking about "this shit happening all the time", and it really happens "all the time" only in the USA.

Terminator Genisys

Logic doesn't work on autism.

I found this, it's funny because it's unintentional

lol wow saved

I still do, it's mostly "hurr hur oregano", "2D>3D" "muh traps" but the comfy and feels threads are alright.

>He's saying only in the US do women pull shit
The part that only happens in USA is where a father ruins his son's life for an accusation, you fucking idiot.

That's not healthy fampai.

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Well, considering "you" just joined the conversation what is this, "we," shit? Also, it doesn't. Take a moment to google this shit in the UK and paternity issues in France.

>backpeddling
Pathetic.

>being so fucking stupid
Sad!

>Well, considering "you" just joined the conversation
Nigger what? This "conversation" started when you got buttblasted about my post

Give her the rundown brah, she wants it

Dude... you've been on Sup Forums a bit too long.
There's no jew...

Election favourite

What is a satire account?

>Fuck he got me. I know! I'll just pretend I was trolling!

You have been here too long.

So you tell a straight up lie and expect people to just let you walk on it? Sure buddy. This isn't your liberal watering hole. Women are shit in all countries. Even yours.

>being still so fucking stupid
Jesus fucking christ.

Proof? Teach me how to tell the difference between Antifa & satire

Just tell the truth. They get mad.

She's so insane
"I am a good psyop"

>Teach me how to tell the difference between Antifa & satire
You got me there.

Don't even bother dude, americans can only speak through buzzwords and gargling jewish cum.

>you tell a straight up lie and expect people to just let you walk on it?
You completely ignored me when I asked a question. I've answered every question you've asked. You've ignored mine.
How the fuck am I the one "lying"?

Goddamn you niggers are dumb.

I love how her last name is german for "human".

>Don't even bother dude, americans can only speak through buzzwords and gargling jewish cum
Yeah, seems like it.

French tanks have 6 gears, 5 for reversing and 1 for going forward, in case the enemy attacks from behind.

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I answered you you lying fuck.
see

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Really cooks the ol' coconut.

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>and this shit is why I don't bother with women