Tfw haven't pissed in 2 weeks but too proud to buy anything labeled 'super beta'

>tfw haven't pissed in 2 weeks but too proud to buy anything labeled 'super beta'

does anyone know of a good diy catheter guide?

Wtf how have you not pissed in two weeks!?

You need Super Male Vitality and a water filter right away dude

off topic
go back to
>>>/reddit/

Alex Jones offer a prostate cream spread made just for alphas. Just put a dollop on two fingers, insert, and feel cooling relief instantly.

>haven't pissed in 2 weeks
No way

If you hadn't pissed in two weeks you either are super fucking dehydrated or a liar.

Are you drinking fluids?

Just drink until you piss.

do you have prostate cancer or something?
your bladder would explode if you didn't pee for 2 weeks

i meant to post this on /fit/, now I've just confused mentally retarded edgylords with an obvious joke

sorry that was mean :(

who /comfy/ for tucker

>>tfw haven't pissed in 2 weeks but too proud to buy anything labeled 'super beta'
you would actually need to go to the ER if this were the case.
definite infection, could be fatal. good bait though.

All good things cometh from eBay.

do you faggots joke about prostate and piss play alot on /fit/? hot nohomo

Here's your catheter. If you don't want to use this, just get your discreet pocket catheter sample kit from the advertisers with Fox News.

3/8" PVC tube LOL

>posts on wrong board
>calls posters retarded

Didn't want to make him wait.

10 5% beers, if you can't piss after that call a vet.

Pharmacist user here doubts it has actually been 2 weeks but
If you are still here OP
Get a supplement with saw palmetto, pygeum pumpkin seed extract, and nettle. If it has extra stuff, fine but those are important.
Works better than meds.

oh man, kidney stones are a bitch

>tfw you have to piss every 2 hours

sage but get some pumpkin seed oil and saw palmetto