APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

I expect him to gouge his eyes out at some point

Let's just say his connections are ..... esoteric..

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Learning that Macaroni was /notrehomme/ has made my day

If this guy was just pretending to be liberal all along I would rank him at genius level...or at least highly respectable for having that much planning and control

>says that africans need to stop having 7-8 children
>says africa's problems are "civilisational"
>triggers all the leftists who call him "rayciss"
>tells the EU to reform or else France will leave

Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>says Africa's problems are "civilizational"
>says African women need to stop having 7 or 8 kids
>wants to expand France's military might tenfold
>appointed a rightwinger as his PM
>says he wants to restore the French empire
>retake the Louisiana territories
>expressed interest in restoring House of Bonaparte
>claims to be the karmic reincarnation of Napoleon I
>buddies with Trump and Putin
>crowned himself in a massive ceremony, styles himself the "Son of Jupiter"
>currently bombing former West African territories back into fealty to the Crown
>says "the French race lords above all others"
>troops on the borders with Germany, Belgium and Italy
>claims Rhineland is French territory
>beheads journalists in public
>claims direct descendance from the first Kings of France in the House of Capet
>appreciates older sluts
>thoughts indecipherable to mere mortals
>literally took the Bogpill
>sending stormtroopers to kebab shops to clear them out of Paris
>pledges to move the French capital to Versailles in the fall
>threatened Frexit if the EU did not capitulate to his demands
>told Merkel to go fuck herself
>aligned himself on the anti-globalist axis
>war of imperialism currently raging in Vietnam to retake former colonies
>pledged to end communism worldwide
>supports the true Pope in Avignon to counter Francis
>will immediately annex Catalonia and Basque Country in the event of independence
>amassing the largest French navy in years
>reestablished use of the guillotine in public executions
>personally beheaded opponents Le Pen, Fillon and Melenchon to cement his rule after two landslide elections
>outlawed all other parties
>respects the superior GILF pussy
>literally browses Sup Forums
>said niggers arent fit for Western society (rough translation)
>renowned as a brilliant military tactician
>declared Mars his "Sun Palace" and plans to build massive cities on its surface from which he will rule France and its colonies

Idk you tell me

In his own bunker under Paris.

people think he's looking at donald trump as though he loves him, or something, but all i can see is that weird psycho who is driving the car, then looks over at the passenger before he rams the car into a bridge. he's giving that "i'm about to take us into the deep end and you don't realize it" look.

/Notre homme

>Trump says he likes it in Paris and would return someday
>Macron tells him that he is welcome to come back

What the fuck is going on?

He sure talks a lot.
Be I reserve my judgment for his actions

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/notrepote/

Macron is going the whip the EU into shape.

Quite relieved that it looks like they'll manage without us.

>Macron is going the whip the EU into shape.
uhhhh.... probably not.

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R O M A N G O D
Funny memes, but don't forget that the jewish banks, cia & soros conspired to get him into power
He's just playing nice now because The Alpha Male is in town.
The niggers thing is strange for a globalist to say tho

How long did it take you to write that

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I hope he rams that car into Islam and the "deep end" involves dues vult

/notregars/

>with an iron but fair fist

>using the American spelling
You deserve to be killed.

This is just a timeline that keeps on giving. Wouldn't read too much into it.

where were you when the bogpill was confirmed real?

He is the youngest ruler of France since Napoleon.

You talking shit about the president's English?

how do euros spell it?

I'm sorry. I may have misjudged you. Oh, and I'm sorry about what I said about your wife - no hard feelings, right?

On behalf of /pol, we sincerely apologize for all the shit we gave you. Yeah, you brought it on yourself being Goldman/ marrying one of the 8 goddesses and all, but thats all in the past, but youve obviously had a change of heart. Viva la France.

>feel my knowledge