Sup Forums will defend this

Sup Forums will defend this

Porn doesn't make that much money. I think be a celebrity or sell drugs would have been better

If it was easy to be rich, everybody would be rich.

Anyways the formula is not just "work hard".

It's "Be smart, Work Hard".

1 Way To Stay Poor In America:
Sit around bitching all day.

this is so jewish, has to push you towards porn while telling you why you can't be rich

also banker isn't on there

Not real and extremely fucking homosex.

>way to stay rich in america
>sit around bitching all day

Really makes me think.

>Save more
>Spend less
>Work a full time job
>Don't have kids out of wedlock
This is literally ALL you have to do to not be in poverty.

>cast in a movie
How many movie stars in hollywood don't have a degree in acting/theater?

>sell drugs

Probably your best option.

Good ol burger land. Fat fucks everywhere

Being a CEO takes a lot of hard work, especially to get into that position. Do these liberals really think people become CEOs through birthright or they just hand out CEO jobs to people on the street

Not being on poverty =/= being rich

I know plenty of people who have worked their asses off and become wealthy...

Being poor is a mind set.

t. Ben Carson and every other successful black person.

Those steps, if properly followed, will cement you into the middle class.
If you're truly so greedy that you don't think middle class is solidly comfortable, you need to work hard.

Yeah like all these women ceos got the job because they "deserved it" and not "earned it"

>Be a CEO
This requires hard work

>Random chance
Winning the lottery ruins people's lives. They have no ability to manage their money, shit it all away, and usually end up poorer than before, sometimes with a drug addiction.

As a side note, studies have found that having money due to luck, such as winning the lottery won't make women find you more attractive. Current consensus is that the specifics of it is women find the ability to consistently provide attractive, rather than the ability to provide a lot up front.

god you kids are retarded.
If you want a paycheck,get a job.
If you want to get rich,make a job.
you'll never get rich by making someone else richer dumbasses.

-retired american in paradise-
have fun at work tomorrow bitches!

"I need a reason to excuse me of the failure to meet my goals and the only way to do that is to adopt an overwhemingly bitter and cynic view of the world, regardless of the fact conscientiousness and IQ are the best statistical scientific predictors of success as measure by wealth in your forties, and if you were to choose between being in the 5 percentile of wealth or the 5 percetile of IQ, you'd be richer with your intelligence, and therefore the only conclusion is that your failure is your fault and blaming the world is embodying Cain, and killing Abel, being the person that kills your own ideal as you define it yourself out of resentment and bitterness and as revenge against the structure of reality, god himself, about things not being just handed out to you."

Theirs no money in porn anymore .

Why would I defend something that's so egregiously incorrect?

>"Ways to get rich in America"
>Implying one can get rich easier and or deservedly in a different country

You can also sell a whole lot of cocaine.

>posts shitty comic from liberal failure who blames the world for why you can't get rich off making shitty comics
>OP thinks he's making a point of some sort

I hate to tell you this, but you're a commiefag with autism.

Get a degree in computer science, electrical engineering, or chemical engineering; have a tiny bit of people skills

So how did Notch did it? Or Zuckerjew? Or anyone who actually got a good idea in this world?

Yeah, lots of people are given their fortunes, but complaining about it like it's always "chance" or is it "given to them" or "you have to work outside the rules" most of the time just means you are too lazy or stupid to be accomplished in life and prefers to blame others for your own shortcomings.

>won't make women find you more attractive.
>giving a fuck what women think
There's your problem right there

>thinks working hard is for losers
>wants to somehow be a CEO without doing a shit ton of hard work to get there
It's no fucking wonder this guy isn't rich.

Should include "make a mobile game" and "sell fursuits"

I think most people underestimate how much work goes into excelling at anything

>paradise
>Mexico

You sucking at life does not mean capitalism doesn't work.

These comic geniuses may not believe it, but that shit has been known for literally 2500 years at least.

>The Master said: “If the attainment of wealth was guaranteed in its seeking, even if I were to become a groom with a whip in hand to get it, I would do so. But since its attainment cannot be guaranteed, I will go with that which I love.”

This. It's the same kids who pick up a video game and immediately watch the "GIT GUD FAST X 9000" YouTube video

Be a nigger athlete

It's too stupid to even acknowledge.

Kill yourself.

>when you're so stupid you forget that the word rich is a relative term describing an abundance of wealth so you make a comic that conflates the relative rarity of being rich with simply being very well off or happily middle class
>post said comic on Sup Forums
>get called a faggot
Faggot.

Most of them get selected on looks anyways

wow this post made me a communist because surely that is the only way to get rich no one does it otherwise

I managed to track down the original version of the comic.

most wealthy people I know who aren't dentists were tradesmen who started their own business after getting gud at what they do.

wait, shit, this is the true and honest original.

>If losing weight was easy, everyone would be thi-
oh wait

What

Most of us are already rich in comparison to literally the entire history of humanity...

laughed a little too hard at that

The point is that you pretty much only have to count calories to stay thin, yet more than half of all people are fat, so the fact that not everyone is rich doesn't mean there is more to getting rich than working hard. People just don't like putting in the effort.

>have free state education.
>have a relatively small business.
>make a reasonable amount of money, 6 figures.
>pay my 17 employees £10.35 an hour for low skilled work.
>i am evil

>Sup Forums will defend this
Nope

Name a political/economic system that lets anyone become rich reliably through hard work.
Okay, now name one that lets anyone enrich the soul through hard work.

>CEO
>not working hard

People weren't fatties in the past though.

We didn't have as much processed sugars and shit in everything then

>You have a right to be rich in the USA!
The fuck? When did liberals twist the american dream this much?

GET OUT OF THE "E" QUADRANT YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER PEASANT SHEEP CUNT

>Be a CEO
>Be

It's the phrasing of this that really bothers me, as if you just wake up one day and go 'oh lol I'm a CEO now'. Then again I suspect that is how liberals genuinely see the world.

lol, why complain about greed, then complain about how there's no "fair" way to get rich?
Being rich is evil, right?

3/4 of billionaires are self made, and 80% of millionaires are self made. In USA you have the opportunity to take a aim for high success

If you confiscated ALL the wealth (not just income) of the 1% and distributed it to everyone in the USA, everyone would get $40k. That's not life changing money. The wealthy have a lot of money but it's simple numbers, they can't take care of everyone, even if they wanted to.

OP can't supplement this.

The premise itself is misplaced.

You don't need to be rich, or to put it in slightly different terms, everyone today is rich by historical standards.

A roof over your head of some kind, food in your belly and access to basic medicine (and I mean basic) puts you ahead of 90% of people who have ever lived.

Think about how shitty it was to be average in the 1600s and 1700s. Cities were filthy and disease-ridden (and crime-choked; back then, white men and women did all the crime black people do now and then some, from robbery to murder to prostitution). There was more fraud and cheating as well, in cities like London you had to watch out for scams that are considered China-tier today and almost unknown to the developed world.

There was war and ceaseless social strife, even in the relatively stable parts of the world. Riots considered notable like the LA Riots were an almost regular occurance (as was incredible brutality on the part of police forces and militaries).

Good healthcare was hard to come by. The wealthy hired Italian physicians who were renowned for having the best practices in the world, but the principles of modern sanitation had not yet been discovered and for most it was quack after charlatan.

Basically suck it up faggots nobody has it that badly in the West anymore. People have no idea how lucky they are, most of the world is a total pile of shit, Mexico is richer than 80% of the world and it still sucks. Same goes for most of the Far East including pic related.

Even if you have no money being born in the West is a fuckin golden ticket. Yes even with all the feminism and bullshit.

>11 think of a revolutionary idea that you can sell/profit off of and become rich
>12 start a small business and grow your business over the years

>Sup Forums will defend this
You pedophile faggot liberals always assume that (1) you have a "right" to be rich and (2) the rest of us have the same shallow priorities and values that you do.

I'm not rich. I don't assume I have a "right" to be rich. I don't care that other people are rich when I'm not. I define my self-worth through my accomplishments, not how much cash I'm able to get the government to steal at gunpoint from other people and "redistribute" to me. You pieces of shit, on the other hand, just can't stand it that you're stupid, worthless, and inferior and nobody wants to hand you a sack full of money for being a waste of life.

BASED black men amirite?

civic nationalism is fucking cancer

>be a ceo
>work hard (just kidding)

t. whiny faggot who blames the rich and not their lack of agency

>Says the flag that letting its country getting raped into submission.

where is the lawsuit settlement way
I got 18 million from a settlement, around 8 after tax and lawyer fees

I only see two americans complain about the rich, those on welfare who get free money, and those who are already rich and daddy paid for Harvard, but only getting 60k a year for copying papers at mommy's work makes them think they are poor

>dumb and useless commies come up with excuses for why they're not actually dumb and useless and how it's everybody else's fault

Really makes me comatose.

>work smarter, not harder
I live by these words.