/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - ALMOST REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Chicago Police Body/Dash Cam Compilation: youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of Sir Robert in the land of Chicongo
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Have a bump, Robert.

>4 male blacks with screwdrivers trying to break into garages

Wheres the bingo?

Do you not have any cards?

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>shell casings and blood splatter on the sidewalk
>victim shot in the leg

Excellent work. Would make for a fun night if I have nothing else going.

what is up with the long speach about DLs and crime status? Robert running a car full of Nogs on a traffic stop?

>tenant is beating her one year old
>it could just be a prank call

How's things going? Busy?

About normal. So plenty of shell casings and I just heard something about Walgreens.

>call for transport at the Wallgreens
Wallgreens!

so close

Where?

fair enough, thanks pal.

>drunk woman puking all over the restaurant

So do you Roberts think that this years record for dead niggers will surpass last years record?

definitely

>one person shot in the stomach
>in a tan suburban

>person shot in the stomach
oh shit Nigger!

Trump did send in some feds tho. Could slow things down. There's still time.

Good chance of an F.

Bloody Chicago made a video a few months ago on why there will probably be an increase in violence this year compared to the already high years before it.

youtube.com/watch?v=A6VbBH95j5U

He goes into more detail here but tl;dr: A major drug supplier was hit with a sting so local gangsters have to turn to other crime to fund their activity.

>yvette say 14 female blacks are trying to fight her daughter

Nasty way to go.

>major drug supplier was hit with a sting

isn't that basically how Chicago became so crime ridden today? There was one big guy that held things together like Saddam did in Iraq and they took him out and there was just a huge power vacuum? Literally the term Chiraq is perfect for it.

>crazy female at the bus station

Jesus Robert has been waiting for this. Some highlights from Adams time today

>1pm ish hours
>black male dispatch, giganigga sounding >vech. wanted for use in homacide, 202 red toyata
> shitty quality cartoon sounds/music of fog horn leg horn(?
) > take in to custody oocupents understar number ***
> gigadispatch tries best to keep going as sounds go on
> all of dispatch ladies laughing uncontrollably without keys checked right now
>crabby "wasnt that rude"

>domestic with boyfriend, 19yo sister called her saying "boyfriend was jumping on her saying "aint be no baby" , unknown if pregnant.

>17 y/o girl tried suicide three days ago, got out, tried again with pills and is now saying she'll suicide by cop

Jesus has blessed me with extra /comfy/, how are you brothers and sisters?

lol, dispatch wanting a 3rd watch car to go to a shooting
>shift is almost over
imagine you are Adam and your shift is almost over and they want you to go sit on a shooting victim
Fuck!

Holy shit that's fascinating. Ever since I saw that skinny twerp from vice do a short about the source of the violcence in chicago I have been reading about it. What is the verity in his claims that the gangs came about after a few apartment blocks were demolished that basically contained all of the gangs that rule the south and west sides of the cities now?

>missing persons, "anime jones" f girl will run if sees normal beat car.
The names already.....

So how come this city didn't spontaneously combust when the Cubbies won?

Any veterans care to enlighten me on that?

>death investigation
>unknown name
>possible heroin overdose

>Good morning, i have a death investigation. Brought in by ems, possible overdose.

Because everyone who said "i'll do it when the cub win", were too busy having to pay up.

>shot in the left foot
>good condition

Pretty accurate. It's pretty well known around Illinois that once the failed Chicago Housing projects were torn down, the gangs that were isolated to that small section of city by the wealthy class of chicago (in soulless commie-block style buildings that would make Stalin blush) had now no other choice but to spread across the neighborhoods and across the state to other public and low-income housing.

Where I grew up in Central IL saw significant effects from this, though not as much as some other areas such as Urbana and Decatur, but you get the idea.

hehe kek

Fair play, good sir!

get ready for shift change. I'm going to be dumping all the 4th of july OC I collected since im in a good mood and want to share /comfy/

So there has basically been a sort of reverse gentrification going on all over the city since the public housing blocks were torn down?

I assume this is one of the areas that your talking about getting demolished seemed a nice neighbourhood
youtube.com/watch?v=jTgzKqBILpM

That's how it sounds to me.
If I recall the mayor lived in one of the housing blocks as some kind of PR gig for a short time, she left rather quick

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Animals hunting like animals.

Love it.

Well that + gang influence from the continual influx of the undocumented dreamers of peace has created a synergistic effect on the communities. Not to mention hispanic and black communities typically don't get along with each other, much less their gangs which obviously hasn't helped the problem.

>husband tired rope around her neck before
>head rush(?) vic 11 ariel mooe.
>whistle sounds

It's videos like this that make me glad that there is at least a republican appointing housing and urban development secretaries.

>domestic
>ileine is in back tampering with her car

>child abuse
>man is beating on a 1 year old.

Has anyone ever made a Detroit scanner general? I imagine that would be good too, no?

Las Vegas would be most lulzy.

>male black just smashed everything in the store.

Oh God, I could only imagine. kek

It's surprisingly quiet. Detroit cops don't bother to respond to anything short of murder anymore.

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I hope this is made into a musical one day.

>woman named shay is hiding in the alley waiting for ex (?)

why are all women named shay or shannon psyco bitches?

Holy shit. that's sad.

I had an idea as to how right wing safety squads could save a place like Detroit.

Would need some former military types. Basically, buy a house, preferably a corner house. Get like 16 guys, two squads of 8 and set the place up like a barracks. Have four armed guards on duty at all times. Two in front, two in back. Have the guys work and save up money to buy the land next to the house and just keep doing that until you have a whole block.

After you have a full block, you can make it so the corner houses are like guard towers and all the houses between are for families, and in the center of the block can be a fenced in area for the families to get together and kids can play in safety.

And you just go block by block from there. Would take a generation at least, but I think it would work.

Feel sperg out of a pic is related.

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How much would you have to be paid to walk through the south side without a Gun?

wow, how old are you, having fantasies like this?

this place is warping a lot of young minds as you don't understand the underlying context that it's all a fucking joke

This shit is awesome!

Evening Robert
Chianon here wishing you safe

$0. I'm from south carolina nigga what them fuck niggas gonna do?

heres a secret from a white men who grew up in black areas

black people are fuckin terrified of anything happening to you in their hood. THATS THE ONE THING THAT WILL MAKE THE COPS COME 100% EVERY TIME. people are getting arrested people are getting charges.

a nigga will escort you out. I HAVE HAD SOMEONE DO IT.

This would work pretty well until sooner or later until someone dies. It would become a media storm after the 3rd body they have to remove due to 20 military guys living in the ghetto in a house full of gear.

>dispatch laughing (?)

I think it's feasible. Trap houses do well.

>boyfriend was chasing her with a stick
>she has a knife

>Shay is armed with a knife

>shay is armed with a knife and the boyfriend is chasing her with a stick
shays/shannons are all fucking crazy somehow...i knew it

In a hypothetical situation anything works.

>all a fucking joke

Riiiight. But to answer your question, 22.

Worst case scenario it starts the race war desu. It's just self defense, and there's so many parts of that "city" that are barren. Like maybe a couple houses left. See pic related

>male setting a car on fire

It's hard to tell if this bait or just reddit.

Theres somehow facebook would make it seem like the cops support it and have everyone v7

heard a fruitbowl

>live in the extreme hood
>also live next to an extremely busy interstate, basically fucking under it

buhhhhhhhhhh

Trap houses sell drugs.

Cops supporting people doing their job for them by protecting their our shit? Never.

not sure your point, but there's tons of that all around Detroit. That's walking distance away from the center of town.

Trap houses do sell drugs. They also rent it out for parties to other people and *other* things, make the drugs, store the weapons, have meetings, etc. What I mean is that trap houses don't get discovered as frequently as you'd expect, so using a house for some sort of military stakeout isn't all that different. No one really knows what's going on

I might actually give in and agree you have a point. Not many people would care as a whole.

The hypothetical issue would be building and improving the land via having new people. Buying a few blocks is possible, but you need supplies and people for wall building, security systems, etc. etc.

A steak out sure, but someone would notice 20 people in a three bedroom house and fortifying it

The people would be the biggest issue, but if you got a small "platoon" of guys that were dedicated and willing to get the ball rolling, it would work fine. The biggest problem would be finding them "day" jobs worth having, but that a logistical thing to be figured out by them imo.

Honestly, if I get out of the Marines and don't have a wife to breed with yet, I'd probably try doing this. Think it would be fun if nothing else.

What about that White kid who got tortured in Chicago?

>TEN
>TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

It was a white kid so the media swept it under the rug. There was something that happened the next week that took over the air waves and everyone forgot. I don't remember what it was, something stupid and pointless. Or maybe a truck of peace, who the fuck knows.

>male white pouring water around the building

I'd guess you need at least 100 people, in 5 different houses all within 1km . Lets also not be stupid and admit that a small group of 100 military minded people would eventually end up wanting to raid a drug house because being tired of shit music at 3am.

I know for a fact people would want to do it. It's still such a bad idea and borderline bundy ranch looking.

>foot chase someone just ran in to the house, i need a warrent (?)

>male arabs threatening to rape her

>middle eastern male hiding in the bush saying he will rape her and it's his will
Fuuuuuuuuu

Honestly thats kinda smart on their part

media swept it under the rug? espn did like a 20 page thing on it a couple weeks ago. one of their huge stories

>six males checking car doors

3 will hit.

>pew pew pew . . . Jaaaayust a bit outside.

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It wouldn't be an overnight thing tho. I said you get like 16 guys in one house and slowly buy up a block. As you buy up the block more guys move in, but after a couple houses normal non militant types could move in as long as they're flanked by guard houses. So by the end you'd only have maybe one squad per guard house totaling 32 guys, roughly a platoon per block.

And I agree, they'd probably get uppity from dealing with blacks, but that'd be part of the reclaiming of the city desu. They'd just have to use their white intelligence to not be niggers about the situation. A shoot out does no one any good.

They did their best to ignore it. They only covered it because there was so much talk about it.

>male passed out in zalya's garage

>They did their best to ignore it. They only covered it because there was so much talk about it.

lol some of you are fucking mentally retarded i'm pretty sure Sup Forums's board IQ is somewhere near /fa/ or /x/

>kristen tindel says she's been held hostage for two weeks
>was beaten and raped

>she was held hostage for two weeks and just got free
>was beaten and raped

>Caller says she's been held captive for weeks & just escaped

Wha, what was that?