Brit/pol/ - GCHQ is Asleep edition

Start buying guns.

>'Ladies and gentlemen' banned in Tube tannoy announcements
itv.com/news/london/2017-07-12/ladies-and-gentlemen-banned-in-tube-tannoy-announcements/

>Theresa May 'shed a tear' at election exit poll
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40592808

>British MEP sparks furious Brussels row as he accuses Spanish of empire hypocrisy
express.co.uk/news/uk/828418/Brexit-news-David-Coburn-European-Union-row-Spanish-UK-fishing-water

>Visa declares war on cash with plan to pay British businesses to ban coins and notes
express.co.uk/news/uk/827925/Brexit-news-UK-exports-trade-EU-European-Union-deal-Liam-Fox

>Brexit BOOM! British exports in RECORD SURGE after vote to ditch the EU, new figures show
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/13/exclusive-visa-declares-war-cash-plan-pay-british-businesses/

>Charlie Gard has 10% improvement chance, says US doctor
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40593286

>The anti-immigration party trying to recruit immigrants
bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40509632

>Illegal immigrants able to enter Britain unchallenged because there are no checks at half of small ports
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/12/illegal-immigrants-able-enter-britain-unchallenged-no-checks/

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>the Magna Carta (1215), the Provisions of Oxford (1258), the Provisions of Westminister (1259), the Statue of Marlborough (1267), the Welsh Acts of 1535 & 1542, the Petition of Right (1628), Instrument of government (1653), Humble Petition & Advice (1657), Habeas Corpus Act (1679), the Bill of Rights (1689), the Act of Settlement (1701), and the Act of Union (1706), Acts of Union (1800), Reform Acts (1832, 1867, 1884), Representation of the People Act (1928, 1949, 1969), Parliament Acts (1911, 1949), Government of Ireland Act (1920), Irish Free State Act (1922), Irish Free State Constitution Act (1922), Royal and Parliamentary Titles Act (1927), Statue of Westminister (1931), His Majesty's Declaration of Abdication Act (1936), Life Peerages Act (1958), House of Lords Act (1999), European Communities Act (1972), European Union Act (2011), Northern Ireland Constitution Act (1973), Human Rights Act (1998), Scotland Act (1998, 2012, 2016), Wales Act (1998, 2006, 2014), Northern Ireland Act (1998), Freedom of Information Act (2000), Political Parties, Elections & Referendums Act (2000), Civil Contingencies Act (2005), Constitutional Reform Act (2005), Constitutional Reform & Governance Act (2010), Fixed-term Parliaments Act (2011), Succession to the Crown Act (2013), For Scotland, Laws of the Brets (1124), the Declaration of Arbroath (1320), the Claim of Right Act (1689) and for Wales, the Statue of Rhuddian (1284).

Use this one mong.

this man is gchq

>Wall is made of literal stones
what is that??

A totally baseless accusation. Now post back garden pics.

architecture

ok why

wtf ?
when did this happen ?

last night

>path is made of actual rocks

what kind of world do you live in?

a pleasant, moral one

No reason m8 definitely not GCHQ

Comfy hours.

wakey wakey eggs and bakey britain

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holy fuck, gotta watch

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what do those crooked white lines mean ?

Pedestrian zones so slow down or the rozzers will give you a hearty telling off.

comedian comes on and pretends to know about politics it's a good one

what ?
you let your people walk in the street like dogs ?

Going to go make tea. There better be more bongs and not just yanks and turks when I get back.

Also laughable. I've been to Naples and Sicily. You aren't fooling anyone. Atleast traffic laws exist here.

sweet i'll take a cuppa

wew just me then

>traffic laws

meh, terrones deserve to die in the street.

I don't think there's a single area in the UK where traffic laws aren't enforced. It's like that all over in parts of Italy.

I recognise this

Are those gentlement going niggershooting?

socialist shooting

Northumberland is the best county in the UK.

>most sparsely populated
>red squirrels, grass snakes, highest wild fox percentage and other wild life
>world class beaches, historical sites, over 1/4 of the land is designated to national parks, or woodlands, greenland/farmlands, denes and naturally beautiful
>beautiful market towns, no cities, quaint villages and civil parishes.
>99% white, increasing white population. 1% from 2001.
>real english culture survives
>rich history, once owned almost 1/2 of england, famous for many historical battles, peasant revolts, thinkers, the industrial revolution and as a playground for royalty

I've posted it before.

We dont have traffic laws, we have 'suggestions'.

>walk down road
>site of 50-house development being prepared in my village, doubling its size and swallowing up some very archaeologically significant countryside
>15-meter black phone mast being built just next to my home, ruining the beautiful views for miles around

>walk to neighbouring village
>another 50-house development being prepared, swallowing up yet more countryside

>visit the nice little hamlet i used to enjoy playing near as a kid
>after some confusion, realise it's now stuck in a claustrophobic sea of barratt houses

>open yesterday's local paper
>800-home estate is to be built on the outskirts of nearest town, swallowing up so much countryside that it will probably interfere with another very significant archaeological site

>turn on tv this morning
>first thing i hear is "the number of houses being built on green belt land is at a record high"

>most young english people in this area left for university and never returned, leaving only chavs breeding like insects
>people from poland, romania, and africa have replaced them and more

DEAD IS DEAD.

All the more proof you aren't the same people the Romans were. Can't even sort your own roads out m8. What a fucking disaster.

My street is one-way and leads directly to a dene, but is surrounded by farmlands and they're going to fuck up 1 field by building a housing estate. If they're redbrick garbage like that pic I'll move. 400K price range in a low value North East village, mostly old folks so they better be decent looking.

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>Rothschilds bow to the Cornish
>The Cornish are in regular contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control the south of England with an iron (but fair) fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Penzanctonia will be the first city)
>99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth are in Cornwall
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Cornish babies
>the Cornish are said to have a 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth was thought only to exist deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Cornish scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Pastybots inside you right now
>The Cornish are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel who are also Cornish, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Cornish bunker in Penzance?
>They learned fluent English in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves to Cornwall. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Cornwall
>Cornwall is 1000 millenia old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, the Cornish are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

please dont do this

ITT we pay homage to Northumberlands and Northumbrian peoples and accept parliament should be governed from this country.

stop celebrating your shitty local areas and keep celebrating the country

nice hill... be a shame if someone built flats over it

soon.

>shitty local areas
First of all you slimey little fuck, Northumberland is the best county in this country (and world) for reasons specified here
Secondly municipal pride is equally as important as national pride.

They better not m8. That's Hadrians Wall.

>not wanting the english '''''nation''''' to balkanise

keep me posted i'm nearby

>Northumberland is the best county in this country
haha northerners

>pastybots

hadrian's what? sounds like racist white garbage to me. never forget colonialism.

We will be the last bastion of Anglo-Celtic civilization as the closest county to Shitland, but still England.

you might want to check your history about british last bastions

kingdom of wessex m8

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haha sorry i meant from actual threats

Oh god, there's literally no hope is there? Britain is literally dead. And never coming back.

He was wrong, wasn't he?

But seriously lads, will corbyn give cornwall an assembly like blair done with scotland and wales?

Natty as fuk, cuz.

nothing industrial-scale murder and demolition can't fix.

You're a mong and also wrong.
No, it holds no legitimacy as to why it shouldn't just be a county of England besides from a """terrorist group""""" with 27 members that threaten famous chefs.

>he thinks poortheners will be the last bastion

Northumberland is 99% white compared to 95% white m8. You're pakiland compared to us.

no, he wasn't. his analogy of the clock and turning back time etc all still ring true. And if not, then you're responsible and should blame yourself not put your responsibility of the nation on some exterior force.

don't divide and conquer yourselves

Where are the foreigners to insult then?

The figures didnt include european whites or irish like yours did. Pure british (read: cornish) residents.

We have languages, cultures, and ethnicity separate from the rest of Great Shitain.

You don't have an ethnicity that is any more butchered than the Welsh, English or Scots and as mixed, Northumberland holds the same degree of cultural heritage to declare its self independent (and actually was once). The language is all thats going for you and thats 21st century LARPing unless you're Welsh m8.

Where is it from though
City? County?

It's from just outside Alnwick, no cities here, its a market town.

getting tea try not to blow eachother up

holy shit that photo is comfy.

Got a new joke for you lads, tell me, whaddya think?

Dolph Lungdren is relaxing after a day of hunting when his Jewish girlfriend asks him to make a cup of tea.
"He-brew?", He asks
"Yes, make it six sugars please", she replies semitically

Show me your rallies with thousands of people holding up northumberland flags. Exactly, THERE'S NONE.
Kernow has dozens every year. We're much more legitimate as a nation than you'll ever be. Enjoy you're post industrial shithole.

I think so too.

yeah cornwell!

People do fly the flag here mong. They don't call for independence because English culture actually exists in full, and they haven't bought into Republican bullshit because modern Britain is so depressing they need a cause and choose to seperate from it.

And
>post industrial
lel m8 over 1/4 of the land is national parks and denes, there are no cities here at all. its all greenland. You're more gentrified.

>ooga booga i am saxon gib me land
no saxon, you already fucked up germanistan AND londonistan, you have to learn RESPONSIBILITY.

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Morning faggots

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The thread is doing so badly the awakening of a triplord faggot is actually welcomed.

oh yeah how terrifying the boat niggers are man, god, two thousand years of boat niggers coming to britain attacking children and women and running from detachments of naked celts with no armor, man they are so scary.

you're really doing a number on those muslims.

I hope you die of fucking Crohn's disease

There are no Muslims here.

>triplord faggot

where did all these pastyposters come from

>one flag on some council estate
And I'm not surprised people want to come here to visit.
We're actually rural with a mixed growing economy. Surfing, tourism, agriculture, as well as a prime location for TV studios wanting to film on site. You probably can't comprehend this because you live in grey damp patch of England.

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Thoughts on this?

Dude that's nothing, you see so much shit like that in europe. Way nicer too. It's the only reason worth visiting.

here you can have this i dont need it anymore

>We're actually rural with a mixed growing economy
Most sparsely populated county and second most rural county by classification in England after Cumbria.

>Surfing, tourism, agriculture
We have more of this than you.

> as well as a prime location for TV studios wanting to film on site
We don't have TV studios here. Thought you were rural m8?

Sorry m8.

go back to germany, saxon.
you aren't wanted here.
you can't even fight muslims, the weakest of the weak.

>tfw BBC are trying to correlate the 5 acid attacks last night to the racist acid attack a couple weeks ago. When everyone knows the ethnicity of 99% of acid attackers isn't white

Thanks user

last night TW not on youtube yet ?

stop watching it
it will melt your brain

good

he will give whatever he NEEDS to give.
I don't want an assembly, I want recognition of our country and I am willing to die for it, if you are not, then we will get nothing but scraps.

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is this any help to you?

>he thinks there's more tourism in northumberland than CORNWALL
>he has a problem with a small group of people with cameras, actors, artists coming to lap up the scenery

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You do Dick Cole proud.