/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AN AMERICAN IN PARIS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump interview w/Pat Robertson on CBN 7/13/17
youtu.be/MF-MZDBcwWk
>Spec Pres Envoy McGurk on Global Coalition to defeat ISIS press brief 7/13/17
youtu.be/Ty0w02LF8eQ
>Spec Pres Envoy McGurk on Global Coalition to defeat ISIS opening 7/13/17
youtu.be/Oib2zmE-LeA
>State Dept press brief 7/13/17
youtu.be/1LS75ak-D-0
>Attny Gen Sessions/HHS Sec Price announce healthcare fraud actions 7/13/17
youtu.be/k0fWjSPhImA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania dinner w/the frogs 7/13/17
youtu.be/tJW1b3NFUIU
>VP Pence listening session w/Philantropy Roundtable 7/13/17
youtu.be/zQ9l9CLn8k8
>Pres Trump/Pres Macron joint presser 7/13/17
youtu.be/TlHZuZizu1M
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome ceremony @Les Invalides 7/13/17
youtu.be/78s_zvjrMq8
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania cheered as they board AF1 for Paris 7/12/17
youtu.be/VfNA3x4sFbw
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump & Women
youtu.be/DOwpW8cv730
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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reuters.com/article/us-china-japan-military-idUSKBN19Z0NO
thewire.in/157528/trump-likely-say-iran-complying-nuclear-deal-u-s-official/
almasdarnews.com/article/alleged-us-helicopters-flying-raqqa-region-video/
iranfocus.com/en/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=31769:iran-regime-secret-missile-factories-in-syria&catid=9:terrorism&Itemid=114
inherentresolve.mil/Portals/14/Documents/Strike Releases/2017/07July/20170713 Strike Release.pdf?ver=2017-07-13-080705-133
youtube.com/watch?v=CFQxiL8ElZA
cagle.com/arend-van-dam/2017/07/an-american-in-paris
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Alliance_for_the_Preservation_of_American_Ideals
hillarybeattrump.org/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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What's the deal with the dude on the right?
He looks like a fucking mad scientist.

Tweets

Wakey Wakey /ptg/
Trump's tweeting and 2 more hours till our morning show.

How do I become more niggardly?

DAMN THIS IS PRETTY COOL

Trump is a Canadian Plant!

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Me on the very rare occasion that I drink Whisky

The chef of the Effel Tower restaurant.

To the French, cooking IS a science.

Are you ready for Based Nehlen?

moot become a tranny?

Uh oh
>Abe approval sinks to 29.9%
>Disapproval 48.6%
Related hashtag trending on twitter

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fuck cnn

More

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>4am
>playing eroge
>start playing with my phone for a minute
>my president is tweeting

>he doesn't have a military parade
what's wrong with you?

>inb4i should update file name to maganomics

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>Wears glasses and a normal chef outfit
If you bogpost I swear to God I'll eat your firstborn

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Top kek at that pic. Your OC OP?

Who pork rinds here?

he's become the little girl

fuck obungled care.
MAGA

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Link to parade?

continue

Ass licking is the patrician's fetish.

I wish we did

I legitimately wish he could replace Randlet
That fuck needs to go

usually just twice a year.
once every quarter the most.

no blaspheme

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>NK warns US military bases in S. Korea within striking range
koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20170714000567

>Exclusive: U.S. prepares new sanctions on Chinese firms over North Korea ties - officials
in.reuters.com/article/northkorea-usa-sanctions-idINKBN19Z0BX?il=0

>Chinese spy ship found lurking off coast of Alaska during missile defense test
thenewsrecorder.com/chinese-spy-ship-found-lurking-off-coast-of-alaska-during-missile-defense-test/37653

>'Get used to it' China says as it flies bombers near Japan
reuters.com/article/us-china-japan-military-idUSKBN19Z0NO

>Trump ‘Very Likely’ to Say Iran Complies With Nuclear Deal, Says US Official
thewire.in/157528/trump-likely-say-iran-complying-nuclear-deal-u-s-official/

>Alleged US helicopters flying over Raqqa region: video
almasdarnews.com/article/alleged-us-helicopters-flying-raqqa-region-video/

>Iran's Secret Missile Factories in Syria
iranfocus.com/en/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=31769:iran-regime-secret-missile-factories-in-syria&catid=9:terrorism&Itemid=114

>U.S-led Coalition Military Strikes Against ISIS: 13/07/2017 REPORT (Thread with stats)
inherentresolve.mil/Portals/14/Documents/Strike Releases/2017/07July/20170713 Strike Release.pdf?ver=2017-07-13-080705-133

Hanks going to town on that hot cambodian ass.

What did he mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=CFQxiL8ElZA

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We did

Just a reminder that flooding and spamming is against the rules and should be reported. Specially the first post of the series that, of everybody does it, Mods Will wake up.

>trump's going to serve all 4 years...

Trump needs to block Jules! I thought he'd already blocked this fag?

gay

at least add that 3rd bun

Yahweh is a pig fucking Sodomite nigger cum drinker. Mary was a loose whore and her bastard was a gay hippie.

I can use Trump's name any way I damn well please

8

I like the hot ones.

>all years

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Let's see what is in the news today..

Oh wow.

What in the hell is wrong with these people?

kek, they are really covering that delusional fanfic?

Macron is actually not being shit here. Noice.

No, I just came across it. It's from a lousy cartoonist who apparently doesn't like either of them. The original poster art hides his crudeness.

cagle.com/arend-van-dam/2017/07/an-american-in-paris

Now to see if there's a Trump edit of "One Night in Paris"...

Is Trump the only leader Macaroni invited to bastille day?
Did all the other leaders tell him to fuck off when he invited them?
Kek.

so now there exists a website with daily content, Twitter accounts, and news about fanfiction if Hillary had won

this is not an isolated incident

it looks like macron is taking his mom and dad to dinner

I legitimately don't know what's real anymore

DUDE

I don't feel sorry for them. All I feel is disgust.

Thunderbirds practice run
Based

SENATE BTFO

no, this is their original fanfiction

Retards don't work so good if you take their toys away from them
You think this is bad?
Wait until we reactivate en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Alliance_for_the_Preservation_of_American_Ideals and halt all multiculturalism and marxist garbage they love so dearly

>last tango in Paris
>butter scene

Preibus spotted.
More like his grandparents.

> had Bill make pizza
Really made me think (thinking emoticon)

Hmm, ok then,The President is a Christian man, you shame him, I hope you don't consider you're self a true white conservative.

Only one
It's usually something only the french PM attends but just like with the Saudis Trump is very good at being invited to things other people can't attend

I'm trying to find harry potter references, no luck so far

Oh silly honeydrumpfkin sweetie snugglebums... you actually think Drumpf's campaign isn't finished?

Tanks are here

How about a Trump edit of 'Last Tango in Paris'

Don't forget, guys.

hillarybeattrump.org/

They're like those tales of long time political prisoners making up an universe in their minds to escape the harsh reality they live. Sad!

Not a cuckservative, not a christcuck
Trump is the only thing I name god
You don't like it, block me like the faggot you are

WEWWW

WHO'S THE SECRET SERVICE QT BEHIND MELANIA?!?

>those WW1 tanks
We steam punk now

God, when are they going to finally finish that tower? It's been half-built for as long as I can remember.
It's getting sad.

really makes you think..

Wait until lunch :3

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...what?

>tfw didn't even get 30min warning

I dunno but the bitch has 3 goddamn ahir colors going on and it's triggering me hard

Nothing surprises me anymore.

?????????

Never asked

Not the only person. I'd imagine Turks would survive the resulting nuclear blast as well.

have you come for me jacob?

The Nightly Roundup - 14th July, 2017
Revealing our Trump Card! Edition

Morning
>First formal attempt for impeachment of President Trump is put foward by Rep. Brad Sherman
>The article for impeachment currently has one official supporter, Rep. Brad Sherman, the man who introduced the article
>Pres Trump, Macron and partners dine together at the top of the Eiffel Tower
>Trump presumably shows off his culinary class by having a diet coke, well done steak and a side of ketchup
>Trump also decides to seduce the first lady of France, “Such good physical shape, Beautiful!”
>Russian lawyer at the center of the Don Jr. meeting story has been revealed to have been let into the US by the Obama Justice department without a VISA
>Speculation mounts that lawyer was used as the linchpin for the FISA warrant placed against Trump campaign, situation getting more fishy by the day
>John McCain confirms he was the one who sent through “Pissgate dossier” to the FBI

Afternoon
>Trump administration seriously considering abandoning DACA policy
>KIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD ROOCCK! confirms senate run
>Another person commits “suicide” while looking into Hillary Clinton emails
>Left a note stating “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER” and explains the timing of suicide due to “LIFE INSURANCE OF 5MIL EXPIRING”
>Life insurance does not pay out for suicide, whoops

Evening
>AG Jeff Sessions ordered by court to disclose his Russia contacts
>Sessions submits blank piece of paper
>Trump Says US and South Korea are in renegotiation phase with trade agreements
>Hawaii judge loosens Trump travel ban to allow for Grand Parents and other relatives to be exempt from ban, going over the SCOTUS ruling from June

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