Why do leftists think cats are equivalent to children?

Why do leftists think cats are equivalent to children?

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Because they are mentally damaged. That's why they are lefties.

Theres actually a huge amount of research on this.

Cats carry toxoplasmosis and humans can carry it.

the symptoms are often the shit we see from far left crazies.

you can also physically see it with their wide eyes and 'im gonna kill you' expressions when talking/yelling about shit.

Marcotte is a lolburger who literally thinks in reverse. She sets up her improbable conclusions beforehand and then tries to work out how to explain them.

She used to write for Slate, but I'm pretty sure they gave her the boot since she's white.

its not leftists, having a dog\cat is the modern version of having a kid to white people .

>kill yourself Dave, your life has been lived a million times already.

Leftists are under the impression that children are a ton of work and that if you have too many then you must be a bad parent that can't accommodate their needs..

They aren't hard. They are human beings with brains that can become self sufficient quickly. Most of the time you would love for them to come to you with a problem or ask your for advice but they won't. They grow up fast and quickly want to live their own lives.

Once you scale up your family to this kind of size the older children help with the younger. Either way, it's not hard to triple a recipe to ensure it feeds everyone. You could even splurge on commercial cooking appliances.

They are hedonists, they don't want competition for government handouts or worse, conservatives breeding them out.

Because no Chad wants to date them.

Toxoplasmosis. Not even kidding.

How many children do you have? Post pic with timestamp.

Leftists are dumb and think overpopulation is s problem.

They dont realize that life is like Civilizations 5. Anyone remember that game? Whats the most important thing in Civ to winning? Your population. The more population your cities have, the more science you have each turn, the more tiles and buildings you can work, the faster the more gold you produce each turn, etc.

The outcome is having more population is directly tied to how fast you tech up, produce things, and make money.


Real life is the same. Imagine a future type II civilization. Do you imagine a tiny group of 100 million people barely populating even .1% of the earths surface? Or do you imagine countless trillions of people living in massive swarms of habitats in space, dyson ladders around the sun made of cylinder habitats, massivs bustling human cities and colonies all throughout the stars.


We should be striving to grow our population as much as we can as quickly as we can, given our current technological limitations, because the more people we have, the more scientists, doctors, engineers, researchers, economists, astronauts, tax payers, etc we have, and that means the faster we progress as a civilization.

This entire notion of overpopulation is frankly obscene. There is no such thing. No industrialized nation suffere from too many people, and just because a few major cities have tight population densities doesnt mean they are suffering huge issues that arent outweighed by the benefits.

Some day soon we will begin building habitats in space as part of a space economy, and all these extra people will be very useful.

If we suffered massive population decline I would argue we would also experience technological stagnation and regression, as we would be unable to maintain the level of civilization we have.

> post a pic of you and your kids on 4 chan

>Even if she was like, "These are highly skilled mothers from wartorn countries" we'd still be like, "Nope, 1,000,000 refugees is too many refugees. "

I am not posting anything photos having to do with my children.

Four foster children. Originally just my niece and nephew, but we've got two more on a temporary (Less than one year) basis. I have my first biological on the way.

I tried to delay having children because I believed the horror stories. I could see that for babies, but not for any child over 6. I taught the youngest how to cook a different item once per weekend, and now he can manage himself almost completely.

Cooking is 75% prep. Getting your shit out and measuring it. This process scales up easily, and it's much easier to justify cooking something great if it's for many people.

Otherwise school keeps them busy.. Outside of school you can buy them bikes and cheap cell phones and let them go to the park. People stress out because they don't give their kids the freedom to go somewhere and over-monitor them. Predators exist, but most of the time they are family members (especially fosters).

I say this in every thread, but the same people who said raising kids was hard also said that algebra was hard. Most people are pretty bad at most things; and if you're not a bronze league retard, you should have no problem.

>We hear you saying that the only thing standing between you and Ted Bundy is a flimsy belief in a supernatural being made up by preliterate people trying to figure out where the rain came from.

And the only thing standing between you and the guard post of a Nazi German work camp is a uniform, a badge, a bit of pretext, and the possibility of being rewarded by the head of state for your work.

>be kid
>parents neglect you
>practically have to raise yourself
>take care of yourself
>when parents aren't neglecting you they're pampering you OH SWEETIE-style
>grow up learning life through the Marxist spectacles of school and college
>become socialist / communist
>learned about cats
>independent, relatively carefree
>all you have to do is cuddle them and make sure they have fresh kitty litter, food and water
>have no idea what kids are supposed to be like or treated like
>completely fail to listen to your own biology
>fail to acquire a husband
>fail to have kids
>cats are cheaper

The parallels are obscene.

I huff cats on a daily basis and I hate shitskins and jews. What does this mean for me?

If it was eleven Mexican kids they wouldn't be saying that

I would guess all the paint they've been huffing in the last decade

>They dont realize that life is like Civilizations 5.

Nigger i just want to punch you in the face

Toxoplasmosis is often symptomless

I can't help but notice they only have a problem with white children.

That face you describe is typically a sign of frontal lobe damage caused by excessive birth control.
Note that just the one pill is excessive.

No, its just that they dont consider acting like a lefty a symptom

Lefties do this exact same thing with the state though.
"We need to criminalize X or evil corporayshun will bring death and misery upon us all!!!!"

Keep in mind this is the "woman" who is writing that

She's just mad that she will never have children

I used to have 20+ cats that lived on my farm when I was a kid. If I sat down I would literally be covered in a pile of cats, and I still have 3 cats in the house today. I'm definitely not a lefty, and don't really like cats. Somehow I avoided getting it, or I'm asymptomatic.

>Having 11 kids or 11 cats is the end of the world
>But we need to import 11 million spics/niggers/muslims a day!

>nationalistic socialist
>definitely not a lefty

There is nothing wrong with having 11 cats either.

On the other hand, I'm sure that bitch would find it so wonderfully progressive and diverse if she spotted a muslim family with one man + 10 women and 100 children, all on social benefits.

>I'm asymptomatic.

>Posts anime
>Posts with a meme flag

Get a blood test

>even if
>cats

Let's be honest, cats lie in the future for all these grumpy feminists and they're never going to criticize someone for having 11 of them.

Of course show her a picture of 11 black kids in a family in a 3 bedroom apartment and all she'll say is they have to get more money.

Also

>Check her wikipedia page
>No "Pesonal Life" section

Because to the left

Its only healthy to have huge amounts of Children if you are an African who has to rely on aid or a Muslim refugee looking for welfare for each of your 12 kids

White people with more than 1 kid is horrific to them

You can carry cats like you carry children.

But you will face the consequences of carrying a cat like that for too long.

That and leftists are very lazy and extremely scared of actual commitment.

I'm not. It's just a meme flag.
>Be brit
>Want blood test
>Wait 3 years

WARNING TO ALL Sup ForumsACKS
NEVER GET A CAT! YOU WILL GET FELINE TAXOPLASMOSIS!
If you own an outdoor cat you probably already have it.
>Up to half of the world's population is infected by toxoplasmosis but have no symptoms. In the United States about 23% are affected and in some areas of the world this is up to 95%. Transmission during pregnancy from a mother to a child was confirmed. Tissue cysts and even lesions can occur in the retinas, alveolar lining of the lungs (where an acute infection may mimic a Pneumocystis jirovecii infection), heart, skeletal muscle, and the central nervous system (CNS), including the brain. Cysts form in the CNS (brain tissue) upon infection with T. gondii and persist for the lifetime of the host. The results show that Toxoplasma gondii seropositivity is associated with poor reading performance and impaired verbal memory. Infected rats are already known to lose their fear of cats, making it more likely that they will be killed and eaten. This is advantageous to the parasite, since it reproduces inside the intestines of cats. The organism's egg-like oocysts are shed in cat faeces which may then contaminate food or infect other animals.

Tl;dr Cats literally lower your iq and make you more passive. Half of the worlds population is infected with feline taxoplasmosis.

>Most of the time you would love for them to come to you with a problem or ask your for advice but they won't.
I can imagine this is the hardest thing for a parent. I know my parents got sad once I stopped coming to them for advice and help when I became a teenager.

how to treat user

does alcoholism help?

In a way they are. All the lesser animals that do not yet have the capacity to house souls are like our spiritual children. We are their seniors charged with caring for them anyway.

>trump trauma

Suddenly... a nose appears

Someone tweet her:
>Because women buy cats to fill the void left by not having children, and 11 cats would be a suicidal cry for help. That you even think the cat analogy is good implies you are on your way to cat ownership.

Because leftists are brainwashed and indoctrinated through entertainment media, they've developed a delusional world view based on make-believe and funny images. And they're completely incapable of understanding anything without making comparisons to something else that's easier to process through their mushy brains.
Children are cats. Immigrants are muggleborns. Trump is a Nazi, and Nazis were evil because that's what the movies and video games say.

And this is her civic partner.

Toxoplasmosis Gondii does NOT change human behavior to "make you a leftist".

It CAN induce confusion, blurred vision, but only in immune compromised people.

blogs.discovermagazine.com/neuroskeptic/2016/02/20/myth-mind-altering-parasite-toxoplasma-gondii/

Well she obviously started having kids way before 35. That means she was enslaved by the patriarchy instead of being a stong independent woman.

If you suspect that you may have toxoplasmosis, talk to your health care provider. Your provider may order one or more varieties of blood tests specific for toxoplasmosis. The results from the different tests can help your provider determine if you have a Toxoplasma gondii infection and whether it is a recent (acute) infection (if its not youre fucked).
Once a diagnosis of toxoplasmosis is confirmed, you and your health care provider can discuss whether treatment is necessary. In an otherwise healthy person who is not pregnant, treatment usually is not needed (because (((they))) want to keep you passive and dumb). For pregnant women or persons who have weakened immune systems, medications are available to treat toxoplasmosis.

It's p. funny because if someone had 11 cats we'd be disturbed because they were obviously substitutes for something else.

Autism.

Anti-natalists are probably the only people in the world who piss me off nearly as much as communists. I fucking hate anti-natalists and communists so fucking much.

Nothing wrong with 11 cats or 11 kids provided you can provide for them and not the state.

Someone has to provide children to the LGBTQQ++--

>youre having too many kids
>those damn africans are having too many kids
>you fucking racist!

>have 11 healthy cats that you care for and can support
Wow look at the crazy person!
>have 11 healthy children that you care for and can support
Someone lock these loons up!
>people in Africa keep having more kids than they can support in horrible environments
How beautiful! But its so horrible that whites made them so poor, we should take these people into western countries!

Hahaha. People have every illness in the book to excuse their moronic opinions and personalities. The real problem is collective Munchhausen syndrome. Couldn't be more disappointed by societies need to coddle our population. It won't help them in the long run.

Because they keep pets as replacement for a children, so they can care for something without it being a human being?

Kek. This made me laugh harder than I ever expected it would

I'll let you off the hook for the next denbts payment, Stavros

>tfw 4+3+2 kids

I think leftists equate more children with negativity because they compare children to their own standards.

Like "HAHA I'm 28 and I can only use a microwave XD How does my stove even work?" is something they are unironically fine with. Taking care of multiple kids is easy if you don't raise them to be brain dead idiots. I'd rather deal with 9 newborns than 9 college aged liberals.

>lets stop idealizing something that is so easy to make, is healthy, and brings the whole family together
t. childless woman whose only job is to blog about inane subjects on postmarxist websites

No is output per caloric intake.

Well, its hard for leftists to buy in to climate change and not consider population a problem. The average human, through respiration produces about 1.4 kg of CO2 daily. Now, factor that out to include everyone on the planet (using 7 billion as a realistic count) and we find that while industry produces around 9 trillion kg of CO2, humans produce about 1/3 of that via respiration.

Now, population estimates show the population increasing on a logarithmic scale and estimate that we will reach 9.7 billion people by the year 2050. That means by then that humans will be producing about 4,956,700,000,000 kg of CO2.

Funny though, that when you look at the IPCC AR4 series, CO2 production from human respiration is not included as a forcing in their series.

>I'd rather deal with 9 newborns than 9 college aged liberals.
the newborns might actually be useful after 7 years for small around the house chores. Those lefties are never going to do anything but sit on the couch.

Leftists think having that many kids is nuts because they believe you should be focusing all your energy on just a handful of children.

Honestly if you do have that many kids then you wouldn't even be able to focus one day a week to each kid, you'd have so little time for each one that you'd start thinking of them all as "the kids" rather than individuals.

Of course she is making fun of the white family who has "too many kids". And also likely has the ability to support these 11 kids.

But watch her make fun of Shaniqua who has 11 kids from 7 different fathers and is unemployed.

people raising 11 people is sanity and naturally normal

people living with 11 dogs/cats that aren't raising them for food is not natural

people taking in 11 refugees are just fucking suicidal crackheads - which is also not healthy or natural

ayo so
*pops out 7 more kids*
ayo so you be sayin'
*gets a third wife*
AYO so you BE SAYING Africans Ain Carbon Neutral?
*migrates to europe in droves*
SHEEET

You probably shouldnt tell the leftists that though. They already spew out a lot of "first world people should not have children" propaganda. Then they use our low fertility rate as an excuse to import millions of low iq savages.

My one and a half year old helps around the house with minor stuff - picking up his own toys, taking items where we ask him to, etc. I've never understood why liberals see inadequacy as a good thing.

Because cats are pretty much self sufficient it's an easy way for leftists to do mental acrobatics and convince themselves they are grown up people with responsibility without actually having to do something. The same with pretty much anything they do.
My cat of 17 years died last week, shit hit me harder than I thought but it's not as if I wrote a damm eulogy for her a cat's a cat not a human.

>tfw even though I'm over 20 my grandmother still invites all the family out to her house on a Sunday for a good old Irish dinner
Do burgers not do this? It's comfy as fuck.

Fucking atheists are hilarious.

>hurr you believe in fairy tales
>but remember the atheism fairy magically exploded nothing into everything, for no reason, and had it magically form sentient life

Taxoplasmosis Gondii does not do this

fucking facebook tier research here, holy shit.

Wrong.

>most people say algebra was hard

Most people are lazy retards.

Toxoplasmosis is easily curable with an antibiotic.

It only takes a matter of days.

If you're afraid this is affecting you, get tested.

>entitled whiny needy shitty fuckers who enslave their caregivers are different from whiny shitty needy fuckers who enslave their caregivers

Didn't even read the post, all I know is children are absolute garbage

>Amanda Marcotte: mentally ill tranny

It's safe* to discard the opinions of the mental ill.

When I say safe I really mean "The responsibility of all able minded people"

Your right, its so uncommon that normie journalism has been reporting about it for the last 5 years

theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/

I own a cat, but lefties treat them as their child. They don't want kids until they're in their 30s or 40s and whoops their kid comes out autistic or has IBD by the time he or she is 15.

Often or not, the crazy cat people are single and refuse to get into a relationship. More often than not they just fuck random people at a bar. Then they go on Instagram and complain about not having a bf and continue to eat their Ben and Jerry's while hogging internet bandwidth for Netflix and drinking cheap wine.

>normie journalism
>factual, accurate, correct
>ever

I'm glad you're giving your genetics a funeral you useless piece of shit.

whats awesome is people like you run to science when you want an answer for something like climate, but immediately dismiss science when it shows something you dont like

fascinating

Forgot to mention they work some HR job or work in marketing.

>children are absolute garbage

EUPHORIC.

the real question is why we even have threads to study Amanda Marcotte's behavior in the first place
it's Sup Forums here not /new/

My grandmother did this until I was 18.

Now it's hard to organize more than sporadically and on holidays.

I cook for the gf and son at least 3-4 days a week, trying to get to not eating out more than twice a week. I take leftovers to work for lunch almost every day, she does it at least twice.

My last gf a few years back had us eating out almost every meal. Often at very nice restaurants. You should have seen the fit she threw when I kept track of how much we spent over 2 months. About $3500, not counting her Starbucks obsession, which was about $30-40 a week.
She rarely finished a meal and didn't eat leftovers. Goddamn, it was a meltdown and the fallout poisoned everything thereafter.

Jokes on her, I make twice as much as I did then, health and family dental, and her husband is a walmart associate/taxi driver last I checked.

This. The pill causes brain damage yet women eat them routinely.
Women aren't supposed to be as shit as we commonly see. It's literally the Jews.

>leftists
>think

pick one

>implying Christians can't go Ted Bundy as long as they repent

You haven't actually provided any scientific evidence. You've linked a newsrag.

That is literally what leftist "evidence" amounts to.

As best as I can understand, the Roman Catholic Church divides sin into two categories: venial sins are relatively minor; mortal sins are more severe. Venial sins hurt our fellowship with God while mortal sins separate us from God. Theologically, a mortal sin is believed to destroy the life of grace within the person and thus creates the threat of eternal damnation.

Basically, any sin can be either mortal or venial depending on degree. A proper distinction revolves around the concept of love. Mortal sins violate and decimate the love we owe God and others while venial sins are not serious enough to remove the love we have for God and others.

Whether or not a particular sin is mortal or venial depends on several things.

First, a mortal sin must be a serious matter. Mortal sins are sins which violate the Ten Commandments or the Seven Deadly Sins: wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. The Catechism of the Catholic Church lists other sins as mortal like blasphemy, extramarital sex, divorce, masturbation, apostasy, renunciation of faith and religion, desecrating the Eucharist and having an abortion. This list is not inclusive as any sin can be mortal depending on the next two factors.

Second, the person must know the sin is serious.

Third, a mortal sin must be a deliberate personal decision to commit the sin.

Mortal sins are called mortal because they result in the "spiritual" death of the soul (separation from God). Those who die without repenting of a mortal sin are separated from God for eternity. Those who turn back to Christ and receive the Sacrament of Penance are restored to a state of grace as sure and certain as the grace that they had before committing the mortal sin.

Receiving forgiveness for a mortal sin involves going to confession, naming the sin, giving details about the context of the sin, who was involved, the number and type of occurrences, and any other factors that may exacerbate or lessen culpability.

if you would have bothered to read it, you would have found the evidence

can lead a horse to water but cant make him drink

Because they are projecting their biological need to reproduce, and maternal instincts, so they horde animals as a way to fill the void.

The desire to reproduce has been washed away toxic chemicals in our food, pharmaceuticals, and a barage of anti-child propaganda.

Hook line and sinker.

" reproducing is bad, save the planet, and retain a lifestyle of selfishness."

You can only get Toxoplasmosis from eating the meat of an infected animal or eating the faeces of an infected animal. Cats get it by eating infected mice.

Stop eating cats & cat shit.

>a God-hating fool
No wonder she's a deranged leftist.

it is much worse than what she assumes, in islam they are ALLOWED to fuck captives of war and kill childrens! proof from muhammad's own life (banu qurayza and other raids)

Good for you, man.

Babies are a different world altogether. If you ever do have your own I wish you luck and a long fuse