Since I'm feeling generous today you have the opportunity to ask a real austrian anything

Since I'm feeling generous today you have the opportunity to ask a real austrian anything.

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do you like Wienerschnitzel?

how is your day?

What is your sex, and as what do you identify yourself?

Fuck of (((kraut)))

How does it feels to lose two world wars?

What do you think about an Anschluss in the future, would would be your terms? Danke.

What are you doing here on a friday evening?
Don't you have a gf to go to? I mean surely you do, right?

Does such a thing as an Austrian Nationality excists?

Why are you still alive? Why is your country such a shithole?

What is the latest on the Italy border situation? I heard about some army build up

How big is your cellar and is it sound-proof.

i love it
fine thanks. and yours?
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i am a male and i am hetero
i am not german...

God what a shitty flag. Seems like most of Europe just waited in line on flag day and half of them got a landscape/portrait version, or different stripe order, of someone else's.

currently fucking an austrian. she's a pretty big slut. dated a german before, although both sluts, they're quite different. she actually hates germans.

Opinion on V4?
What will be Austrian gov like after the next elections?

How's the Muslim and nigger situation in Austria, particularly Vienna and Salzburg?

>austrian but not a german
lets expand on this. How can you be Austrian but not a german?

What do you think of Hungary today?

Thanks for letting me stay for 6 months there while I was interviewed by the DHS.

Wien is extremely beautiful.

By being a turk

second this. I bet 2 Reichs Taler on Slav

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austrians are germanized slovenians

Are you a real country?

Why did you steal our flag fagg?

the germins did it
we only take bavaria and bw
i am not bad looking but i dont have a gf.
i will not go out today.
next week we will make a party and this will be a blast
yes, and austrian people are becoming aware more and more each day of this fact.
why i or we shouldnt be alive. we are doing well.
well, the army build up is just made up ready in case the shit hits the fan.
i live in an apartment but still my cellar is big for that fact. its an old building. its 3times bigger then the cellar in a new building and thats understated. but its full of shit and no it isnt sound proof.

Because of prussian "kleindeutsche Lösung" and post WW2 propaganda.

Why is it that the Average North Mexican woman
>picrelated
is much much prettier than the prettiest of all austrian women?

I plan on visiting Europe next year, assuming it will still exist. What are good places in Austria that are historically significant?

Braunau. But I heard they are demolishing Hitlers Birth House

Because they need 10 pounds of make up to look as good as an Austrian woman does with no make up.

>But I heard they are demolishing Hitlers Birth House
If true then they're confirmed for hiding the truth by implying Hitler didn't exist.

Two questions:
Who will win the elections in march?
What did you eat today?

the flag was invented by Duke Leopold V of Austria as a consequence of his fighting during the Siege of Acre. After a fierce battle, his white surcoat was completely drenched in blood. When he removed his belt, the cloth beneath remained unstained, revealing the combination of red-white-red. So taken was he by this singular sight that he adopted the colors and scheme as his banner.
congrats. she seems to be a good girl.
dont know how the elections will be like.
but one thing is sure. the greens/left/middle is destroyed.
it will be out middle-right or right.
we are pretty flooded, but not as bad as uk, sweden, france or germoney
because we are austrians. we have nothing to do with the germans. we just speak german. but they dont understand us when we are talking. but we understand every word of them. thats pretty funny.
pretty based country. very nice women.
youre welcome
nope
who cares
nope
yes. we are not belgium.

>i am not bad looking but i dont have a gf.
>i will not go out today.
>next week we will make a party and this will be a blast

And by we you mean you and your mother

Looked it up and it seems that it isn't going to be destroyed. But one never knows. Better visit sooner then later
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Take back Alto Adige when?

>this thread again

ask yourself why before posting

Austria sucks I went to Vienna and it was full of Turks and Balkan Trash.

idk. i personaly find spanish/italien type of woman more attractive too. but... we austrians arent a race. so its hard to define an austrian woman. its like you try to define a new yorker woman.
idk what you want to see... summer or winter?
1st: see 2nd: idk its 23:21 and i have allready eaten jägerschnitzel mit spiralen. but maybe ill eat again when i stay up later. then i have to choose between chilly con carne, hühnerbruststreifen or cevapcici

WENN ICH DAS SEHE

Holy boner.

DEINE mutter
right after we took bavaria, bw and slovenia.

The village is actually not that bad. They housed Balkan refugees in the Yugoslav war.

she is perfect right?
youtube.com/watch?v=g_dyaXKO0mc

>because we are austrians. we have nothing to do with the germans. we just speak german.
Cognitive dissonance case. The allies did a good job.

Do you have your own crocodile, koala, and kangaroo?

WERD ICH ECHT SAUER

Grüß Gott, Schwager! What do you think of identitarians in Austria?

Why do you guys constantly say "fuck off we're full" when you're not full?

we had war with the germans long before. we still call them marmeladingers. we where never the same. and still most people here still dont like the germans because they say they are snooty and petty. i personaly am pretty neutral to the germans.
nope, but we have some in schönbrunn
dont know very much about them.

That's their way of saying that only Anglos are welcome. Yes it's ironic considering how much open space they still have.

because we are full ofc.

What do you think of the anschluss?

How do you feel about creating an Austro-Helvetic empire Lukas? We would have the best gene pool, economy and transport -including railway, system in the world.

Do you think that Austria will get KEBABED in the near future, or is Austria more like its alter freund Hungary?

didnt worked out very well
you talk about alpinum
good idea
and i am a roland btw
we are dealing with turks and refugees atm...

It's already been answered here:

Stop making these threads, you sound like a faggot

My mistake, I didn't realize you were asking about the historical one.

Ein Volk ein Fuehrer

or

Neger und Syrer?

go back to facebook, lgbt faggot.
the first we talked about was a future one...

Als Bayer muss ich sagen ich wäre lieber mit euch Ösis als den Preissn in einem Boot

Who is superior? Germany, Austria, or Switzerland?

From which Balkan country are you from ?

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>cevapcici
Ourboi detected. "Austrian" my ass.

Austrians are the Italians of the Germanics

sage

well...
nope

Südtirol fehlt

Gib job pls

forgot pic

Well a future anschluss would be a good way to reduce the chances of a "divide and conquer" approach to the small central and eastern European countries. I hope to see big alpha dawgs throwing their weight at Brussels and Moscow in the future. Maybe Austria-Hungary 2.0? Good luck!

what kind of economics do you prefer?

at least some remember

BTW you guys should get more recognition as a country that saved Europe from getting ROACHED, along with Poland's hussars, etc. Of course, we live in a time where it's acceptable to shit on European culture (but never non-European culture), so...

>tfw no HRE

Is there something about the alps that makes the people there better?
Seems like we're all hard-working good-looking traditional folk, at least moreso than the rest of europe.
It's almost implicitly common knowlege here that we flourish (relatively) free of their influence because we're Calvinists, a low-inflation reserve currency and house seats of globalist power.
Could it be we would have untied a long time ago if they hadn't been centerplace to our recent history?

socialism

Living in such an altitude and cultivating these lands was hard work for the alp dwellers. Maybe that shaped them

explain this meme to me?
did they really fire at their own men?

any specific kind of socialism?

and yes i know it was an accident.

The only reason Ottomans were allowed that deep into Europe is to stop the Russians from getting to the Mediterranean. You are absolutely clueless about the European balance of power.
Also, Ottoman Empire at the time was one of the few developed empires.
>There was no sign of the Ottoman army, but the hussars did run into a group of Tzigani, who offered to sell schnapps to the war-weary soldiers. The cavalrymen bought the schnapps and started to drink.
Kek, I remember this.

this pic should answer your question. we are one culture.
PLUS
the alpine regions have much water.

>Immediately, the hussars and infantry engaged in combat with one another. During the conflict, some infantry began shouting "Turci! Turci!" ("Turks! Turks!").

Are you Martin Sellner?

If not what do you think of him, and Identitäre Bewegung?

Auch ich mag Österreich, ein prima Land. Entschuldigung für mein Deutsch - nicht sehr gut, aber ich möchte es verbessern.

Wien ist ein prima Stadt auch. St. Stephen's Dom ist schön. Gut Bier im Wien. Gute Schnitzel auch.

dont know this meme
no. just socialism as it was before we joined eu.

dont know him
dont know much about the indentitären.
but its not only and austrian thing. they are everywhere.
dein deutsch ist nich so schlecht. es war zwar nicht ganz richtig aber ich habe dich verstanden.

d

bump

Explain this immediately.

>es war zwar nicht ganz richtig aber ich habe dich verstanden.
That's usually the case. I only know what I learned at school up until 16. I really should actually improve it at some point.

Warum seid ihrso stolz über den Wiener Schnitzel? Er ist nur Fleisch mit Mehl.

Yes, please do. I never understood these.
In the 1st one the Hungarian is inciting Austrians and Bavarians against the Dutch and the French.
In the second one the Austro-Hungarian is inciting Germans against the French and Russians.
Then, in the 3rd one an untalented Austrian painter is inciting Germans, again, against the French and Russians, again.
Why is there a Hungarian in the first one? It never made sense to me. It should be reversed with the Austrian inciting Hungarians to attack.

trips: checked
mehl, eier und semmelbrösel
wir haben auch hervorragendes bier.

Fuck off ustashe

However, I will take your points into consideration

>ustashe
Not even close.

Well as long as you aren't muslim you're still a human being :-)