$1 billion dollars in tax payer money for a picture of a FUCKING RED SPOT

$1 billion dollars in tax payer money for a picture of a FUCKING RED SPOT.

Hey Nasa I have a red spot on my ass why don't you point your telescope at it and please give me my billion!

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What did they pay for the probe they needed to take the picture of the probe taking pictures?

>RREEEEEEE SCIENCE SUCKS BECAUSE IT DOESN'T BENEFIT (((((ME))))) DIRECTLY!!!

lol you mean $1,000,000,000 billion dollars spent on bad cgi fucking lol

Are you muslim?

Fucking pleb.

What do you want us to do, stay on this rock forever?

its okay the NSA already has free pictures of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=0u2RpK7K7Ww

$1 billion for a painting.


Space doesnt exist.

That's not all it does you dumb fuck.

>implying Jupiter is habitable
What do you want us to do, build Cloud City?

We should have constant monitoring of every planet in the system. Cassini, Galileo and Juno are decent beginnings for the outer planets but we should be working toward a fleet around each just like we have for Earth and Mars.

How did it also get in the picture
Did NASA make a fucking machine that takes selfies

News flash idiot. We're stuck on this miserable rock for eternity. Lightsabers Star Wars and Star Trek is cute and all but humanity evolved and will perish here.

youtube.com/watch?v=fFBAznZwqVg

Post the high res pictures

Dumb nigger

Planetary porn is expensive.

there is literally no fucking reason to do this, there is nothing THERE. its JUST rocks and gas, nothing more. just a big waste of money. i feel sleepy.

> Life holds no wonder or mystery to me and I insist that our species remains on this planet squabbling over petty crap until our inevitable extinction

> wait guise no don't spend money exploring the universe spend it on gibs

>implying probes don't do anything but take pictures

>We're stuck on this miserable rock for eternity.
I believe that might be true but that's no reason to completely give up.

>Star Wars and Star Trek

That's not even Science Fiction. What we need are generation ships.

they never just show the pictures cause they're fake as hell. always a big story to reinforce that (((space))) is real then some shitty cgi.

it's just using a selfie stick

You shall bruise his heel and he shall bruise your head

>im sure all of these kids that grew up on a spaceship raised by adults that grew up on a spaceship whose parents also grew up on a spaceship will be completely well-adjusted and fit to survive on undeveloped alien worlds

This

Hej Op just wanted to point out that a fucking military plane (B-2) codtd as much ad that.

I hope you complain about wasting ttillions of bucks to get the most overbloat military in human hidtory

We think we're going to name our daughter Juno. What do you think, Sup Forums? Anglicized Huguenot last name.

Are you a nigger

still better than wasting money on national gibs and thirld world gibs

>im sure all of these kids that grew up on a spaceship raised by adults that grew up on a spaceship whose parents also grew up on a spaceship will be completely fucked and not fit to survive on undeveloped alien worlds

Considering your military budget NASA spending is just non factor.

Not to mention long term benefits from space exploration..

I mean you do like that non stick frying pan ? you do realize you have it due to "wasting" money on space exploration ?

>1 billion billion dollars

>Do you know, way back in 1900's to mid 2100's people actually believed in this idea of space! HAHAHAHAHA people were so DUMB back then. We now know the sky is a ceiling carpet thanks to science!

yes, thank you for finally understanding.

You anti-science retards have no business breathing

We're hopeless.

...and it's not like they aren't hiding the existence of ETs or anything. Smoke and mirrors.

All those fucking anti-science retards

OP: "give me just enough technological development to shit/Pol/ all day and not enough to understand the stars."

post them.

>there is literally no fucking reason to do this
Why climb mountains? Why sail the seas? Why fight impossible struggles? Why explore? Why conquer? Why colonize?

Because we can. Because we're human and that's what we fucking do.

Explain 5,000 mile long train tracks from Russia that lay upon a pear earth. Explain who builds skyscrapers so they don't lean. Other than nobody. Let's start there

This so hard. We do need to save civilization first though..

How do you date rocks if you weren't there to record the start time? How do trees apear vertically through multiple layers of the geologic shelf?

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$1 billion might sound like a lot, but its nothing for the government.

Look how much goes into anything the government is involved in

Money's better off going to nigger stamps.

I heard this craft and also cassini are choosing to smash into the planets this time rather than landing on them

I want a breakdown of that money because I have a feeling it's including several salaries and it's over a period of years

K, you can stay and die like the quitter you are then.

Man fuck NASA
all that money should have been spent on welfare instead

You stayed under van allen at all times so no worries bow tie cuck

no it's $1 billion payed to the AYY LMAOS.

Of course the money stays on Earth and is invested back in the economy, but that's hardly an issue in the first place. 1 billion is chump change.

Dumb ass.

do you really think science will make you immortal?

Ffs. And for complete lies and idiocy. Concoct bullshit in your head and then realize the truth really is stranger than fiction

they edit the images because of aliums faggot not because of your shitty flat earth/creationshit shit.

>do you really think science will make computers n stuff bro? haha

This is CGI. We haven't gone to space.

For the morons that think any of this shit is real, would you mind pointing me to the technology used to control this probe? Not to mention the land rover on Mars. When did we invent signal transmitters that have that distance? Our fucking cell phones still drop calls, yet we can control a fucking rover on Mars from Earth. Okay.

Those are demons so you can take your fish eye shack or bounce

BTW
nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/main/index.html
here are all the photos faggot OP cant even fucking post the link

The pictures of the planets made them look completely flat

>nothing THERE
Europa, Ganymede, Callisto, Titan and Enceladus are all worth studying constantly because at least two of them have everything for life and all have some kind of liquid oceans. Their parent planets are interesting in their own right. The other moons in each system are also interesting. Not only is there something there, these places will be tremendous resources later this century. We should know what's there sooner than later.

the only demons here are you

>Implying NASA isn't using this as a smokescreen to hide all the alien stuff from us
>Implying space exploration isn't key to human survivalism

Also:
>All these Flat Earthers
I hope you guys are just trolling

And?

AND WHAT?

Sorry i dont stick my dick inside the vagina that did all that first

Wow. Pictures. Worth 1,000 words so imma just sit on my ass and pay out of it too

>a gay young earth creationist
You're probably a flat earther too. Sometimes I question the worth of the internet when it has allowed braindead idiots like you to thrive

kys my dude
the white man's future is among the stars

Alternatively they can just ask your boyfriend for the details of your ass.

>picture of a FUCKING RED SPOT

That is actually the most meaningless thing it has to do, and literally exist to create headlines by journalist who cannot understand anything more about it.

its done a lot more than that and its mission is far from over. Besides that knowledge is power, beyond that remember he who colonizes space first is the first to militarize space, he who does this wins.

Nice response
>a babylonian

>"Explain 5,000 mile long train tracks from Russia that lay upon a pear earth."
It's simple, the distance is so big that the train tracks curve so little that is imposible to tell the curvature just looking at them. Just think the track moving with the terrain.
>"Explain who builds skyscrapers so they don't lean."
Engineers.
>"How do you date rocks if you weren't there to record the start time?"
It's simple, we use radiometric dating, you have here a small page about it: geomaps.wr.usgs.gov/parks/gtime/radiom.html
>"How do trees apear vertically through multiple layers of the geologic shelf?"
As I explained with the train tracks, the distance needs to be extremely big to notice the curvature of the earth, a couple of meters wont make a noticable diference.

the rover controls itself you imbecile

Ironically, the age of sail was one of the most glorious periods in the European history. Still, manned space missions somehow fell out of favor in the recent years. There are some careful discussions about developing a base on Mars or perhaps just on the Moon (Russians have been trying to secure funding for that for years). But perhaps the technology is not quite there yet.

kek

Idiots were allways present.
Internet just gives them ability to be noticed easier.

But realy are people real with this flat earth idiocy ? I mean 300$ spend on helium baloon and camera can give you self made proof...

I dont think they gave jupiter the money

not understanding that no one controls it, they just chuck it into space with a flight plan and hope it doesnt fail like thousands of other ones... Also, You know those fuck huge receiver dishes they always show in alien contact movies? its basically those. but yeah, we totally never went to space, and space travel is a myth. Got it.

No engineers do that. Nobody talks to everybody else to plan for curvature. As for your train cop out, how do the 6-10 mile long cars not move when their diesel engines cut the brakes when they stall? Shouldnt they be picking up speed. Nigger I said 5000 miles. I know they curve laterally. But never on the y axis. The maths don't exist there. You can't slowly scale a mountain with a train very good. Let alone as you say "slowly" go up and down over 5000 miles. Your maths dont add up. The horizon never fails to meet your eye no matter how high. Lie blatantly during former launches. But those huge trains are slooooowly ascending curves in the track. Nigger we've been engineering train tracks for like 160 years. Nobody could calculate for this. One mistake by the hair of a hair and you are a fucked up liar. We cant even make the pyramids anymore. I know what is radiometrics. I asked about starting point. Same like a swimming relay. Dont know starting time you become a fucking liar again mister pear with the candlestick in the kitchen. How do trees grow through millions of years of rock accumulation? The shape of the earth he says. HURRRRRRRRRR

Obviously not very hungry, but how is this person so obese in the 60's? Is she the Nostradamus of diets?

Yeah, thanks to NASA reseach we have:
Insulation
Water Filters
Scratch Resistant Lenses
Freeze Drying
Workout Machines
Insulin Pumps
Infrared Ear Thermometers
CatScans
Aircraft Anti-Icing System
Cochlear Implants
Better Solar Energy
Smoke Detectors
Artificial Limbs
Etc.

Just to say a couple

of course that gorilla 300 pounds while her niglet "starves", she probably can't even read what's written on that sign and was handed it by whoever took the picture

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Did they need to be called nasa to do that or have their missions? Nope. The peanut butter man was an astronaut

Of course that particular image is CGI, Jesus Christ you people are retarded. This is not some huge secret or something. It's just to give an impression of what it looks like on its mission. And as you can see, the quality of actual NASA CGI is pretty shit and the real photos look much better.

we're not anti science cuckfuck. we're anti-(((scientist))) and fake news alternative science. they give you numbers based on a reality that doesn't exist.

Fuck you in phone posting I didn't want to bother with the tabs. Yes. 10/10

Wrong. The monkeys in space odyssey touched their black column thing like we touch our black cell phones and screens

well, lets see the damn picture already

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>Yes, goyim!!! Waste all of your money on some useless photos from the middle of nowhere, so that you stay poor while (((we))) grow even richer!
Good goyim

You know there is something called gravity right? It will pull the mass always to the center of the planet, as you move, the "Y axis" moves with you to point always directly to the center of the planet.
>"How do trees grow through millions of years of rock accumulation"
They are just petrified trees, in some special ocassions that can happend.
Those inventions were made to be part of the missions, after the missions were done, they were given to the public. For example: Insulation.
"Back in the day when NASA was looking for ways to make sure the Apollo spacecraft and space suits were livable, they began experimenting with insulation. Between the brutal changes in temperature generated upon re-entry, this alone would prove deadly if the astronauts weren’t protected accordingly. One invention that came forth from the need of durable insulation was the radiant heat shield.

Modifications of insulation have resulted in spin-off products that are used in a variety of different forms, the most popular and most frequently used form of insulation being found in construction. Quite a few of the commercial and residential buildings built over the last two decades use insulation developed following NASA’s lead."

electrical engineering science is real science user. space and what planets are not science, it's fantasy given by your science celebrities created with the jew media.

I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Whitey's on the moon)

Thank you for admitting it

The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Whitey's on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Whitey's on the moon)

Im not reading this gyroscope crap. Research plasma cosmology