>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
evening Roberts, Check yo keys and prepare for the Chiraqolypse.
Tyler Hughes
weekend /comfy/
Benjamin Bell
Evening, Roberts.
Carson Bell
Hey if Heaven aint a lot like Dixie I don't want to goo
Elijah James
>gold-beige sedan that was shooting pulled into the medical center
Grayson Morgan
Fake news BTFO by NIGS@NITE. Keys checked.
Brayden Parker
>couple of innocent vehicles hit
Jonathan James
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Xavier Myers
>charlie earning overtime tonight
go get 'em tiger!!
Julian Torres
>aetv.com/live-stream >We're working to bring you a new, improved livestream experience. A+E Networks
OH SHIT NIGGERS. THIS IS THE FIRST STEP TO BEING ABLE TO WATCH LIVEPD LIVE WITH /CPD/
Just gotta wait for some brave user to rip stream and re-broadcast
Oliver Baker
Dixie and Heaven are one in the same brother. 'cept for the niggers.
Nathan Perry
If were on death row, my last meal would be biscuits and sausage gravy, with candied pecans for dessert
Anthony Butler
>registered sex offender
I'll take spic for 500, Alex
Camden Watson
>on the clock since 0800 hours
Poor bastard.
Blake Collins
>2 male spics tagging a building in the alley
Hudson Bailey
>is fair play (?) in the 10th or 11th district> >them them >fantastic
Blake Wright
Its been a while since i've been on /cpd/ - like two weeks. Has male black been brought to justice yet?!!!!!
Nathan Anderson
There will always be another male black
Wyatt Miller
>police please knock on the back door
I didn't realize Chicago was still a speak-easy
Camden Cook
Yes, but unfortunately female black spit out 8 more male blacks just before male black went to jail
Luis Moore
>having a domestic with the kid's uncle's brother
Aiden Gray
going to chicago for the first time since i moved away two years ago
advice?
Angel Butler
Jerking off to this right now
Hudson Stewart
>that backlog
It's barely 9 there.
Elijah James
stay in your hotel after dusk, and especially during RRH
>IT guy at my office sent to our Chicago branch this week >wondering if he'll return on Monday
F
Liam Lee
>child found wandering in the street >wearing pyjamas
Jackson Nguyen
>someone messin' wid 'em
Jackson Brooks
Have a bump, Roberts.
Andrew Johnson
Thanks Robert, 10-4
Nathan Wilson
>car shot up >also crashed into two other vehicles
Justin Butler
bitch i used to live there, i grew up there and then in the southwest burbs
tell me its not really that worse in just two years
Ian Morris
>guy with a gun shot someone >police with victim >car that was being pursued crashed into two vehicles
wew l a d
Carter Hall
>car shot up any DOAs? Wounded? I gotta have the score Robert!
Isaac Morales
>was threatened by an unknown person >he will take matters into his own hands if police do not arrive
Nolan Wood
>long sigh >whistle
kek
John Rogers
What the hell were those instructions?
Evan Jenkins
>Robertette taking the toddler house to house to find the parents
The heroes we need
Isaiah Smith
Watch your keys guys, what your keys! Is it hotmicing thing?
James Diaz
>Is it hotmicing thing? yes
Nicholas Parker
Did she said someone masturbating in the car?
Austin James
>SUV possibly a blazer >driver is steering at masturbating at the caller
Ian Campbell
>Staring and Masturbating at a car. What else are the gonna do on a Friday night?
Carson Lewis
Isn't it illegal to scan police radio?
Nathaniel Garcia
>staring and masturbating at the car
Jaxson Bailey
>he's staring and masturbating at the car
Lincoln King
The hero we all need
Ryan Lopez
kek, I thought my ears lied
Caleb Scott
In America, many police dispatch are on regular old UHF/VHF frequency and its perfect fine to listen. Though many police districts are moving to encrypted frequencies
Jose Clark
negative
Josiah Anderson
Oh thanks. In Lithuania everything is on encrypted radios now, so was wondering why don't they move on it too. But it just werks, I guess
Charles Thomas
>that fucking backlog
Wyatt Allen
>gonna need a paper car
yeah that's gonna take a while tonight
Angel Richardson
oh fuck I just remembered that they never caught that escaped tiger
Parker Allen
He quickly joined a gang, rose to the ranks and became the leader, and is now slingin crack and owns three Cadillac's
Tyler Evans
kek that fucking municipal offense is stil gonna be on the log by the time Charlie's shift starts
Easton Gomez
dispatch is just rattling off all those tickets needing action, yep, it's Friday
Andrew Phillips
>GOOD MORNING!
It's almost time
Gabriel Morris
>hispanic baby daddy beat her up >declined EMS
Thomas Morales
MALE BLACK
Brody Gutierrez
>assault in progress at the 7 Eleven
Matthew Peterson
>female driver hitting parked cars
Joseph Davis
night night adam
Luke Perez
Oh shit. Sounds like somebody's playin' ms. pacman.
Daniel Young
way pass your bedtime kid, go to sleep before your mom beat your ass
Logan Evans
Male Black is at it again, boys
Oliver Young
Male Black is always up to no good
Owen Green
>heard a little girl yelling that someone is trying to kill her
Jack Taylor
Nigger puts shame to that jersey,
Grayson Nguyen
Don't be fooled, he is trying to sell the kid as a sex slave.
Chase Watson
>lights all out on the street lights they getting ready to steal a light pole again?
Lincoln Collins
>Room Mate dispute These usually end with one shooting the other, right?
Parker Fisher
It's not their problem until it does
Samuel Allen
We now Real Robert Hours
Isaiah Thompson
>just a bunch of bullet holes in the car.
Ayden Flores
>e techs don't come out for that
Jayden Jones
Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth. read more at : pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Aaron Reyes
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Landon Gomez
so did trump ever send in the feds?
Jeremiah Perry
>20 ATF agents >some FBI agents that got carjacked
Michael Hughes
...
Jordan Young
You know those guys are forever going to become the example not to be. "hey you know the guys that got car jacked and all their gear stolen, don't be that guy".
Henry Sanders
They managed to light one on fire a couple weeks ago. So the answer is: Most Likely.
Easton Morgan
>person with a gun just walked into Kennedy's
Caleb Sullivan
>literal dumpster fire
Ryan Rogers
>"""""""Feds"""""""
Not really. Trust me, nobody noticed.
Aiden Hernandez
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Leo Morgan
>yfw your guys get their car stolen
Angel Fisher
>person shot >on the ground >not moving
F
Nathan Sullivan
Oh shit
Jose Long
>little lost boy
Austin Jenkins
>male shot on the ground is he gonna be DOA?
Kayden Martinez
>critical
Samuel Hernandez
F Bring the tape
Kevin Rogers
>Hispanic baseball cap, short jeans walking away from that location Nothing else expected
Carson Adams
F
Ethan Cruz
>FBI got carjacked
redpill
Caleb Edwards
F Human life is so complex, but one action and it's done, just a thought