/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - NIGS@NITE HIGHER RATINGS THAN CNN EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

evening Roberts, Check yo keys and prepare for the Chiraqolypse.

weekend /comfy/

Evening, Roberts.

Hey if Heaven aint a lot like Dixie
I don't want to goo

>gold-beige sedan that was shooting pulled into the medical center

Fake news BTFO by NIGS@NITE.
Keys checked.

>couple of innocent vehicles hit

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>charlie earning overtime tonight

go get 'em tiger!!

>aetv.com/live-stream
>We're working to bring you a new, improved livestream experience. A+E Networks

OH SHIT NIGGERS. THIS IS THE FIRST STEP TO BEING ABLE TO WATCH LIVEPD LIVE WITH /CPD/

Just gotta wait for some brave user to rip stream and re-broadcast

Dixie and Heaven are one in the same brother. 'cept for the niggers.

If were on death row, my last meal would be biscuits and sausage gravy, with candied pecans for dessert

>registered sex offender

I'll take spic for 500, Alex

>on the clock since 0800 hours

Poor bastard.

>2 male spics tagging a building in the alley

>is fair play (?) in the 10th or 11th district>
>them them
>fantastic

Its been a while since i've been on /cpd/ - like two weeks. Has male black been brought to justice yet?!!!!!

There will always be another male black

>police please knock on the back door

I didn't realize Chicago was still a speak-easy

Yes, but unfortunately female black spit out 8 more male blacks just before male black went to jail

>having a domestic with the kid's uncle's brother

going to chicago for the first time since i moved away two years ago

advice?

Jerking off to this right now

>that backlog

It's barely 9 there.

stay in your hotel after dusk, and especially during RRH

>IT guy at my office sent to our Chicago branch this week
>wondering if he'll return on Monday

F

>child found wandering in the street
>wearing pyjamas

>someone messin' wid 'em

Have a bump, Roberts.

Thanks Robert, 10-4

>car shot up
>also crashed into two other vehicles

bitch i used to live there, i grew up there and then in the southwest burbs

tell me its not really that worse in just two years

>guy with a gun shot someone
>police with victim
>car that was being pursued crashed into two vehicles

wew
l
a
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>car shot up
any DOAs? Wounded? I gotta have the score Robert!

>was threatened by an unknown person
>he will take matters into his own hands if police do not arrive

>long sigh
>whistle

kek

What the hell were those instructions?

>Robertette taking the toddler house to house to find the parents

The heroes we need

Watch your keys guys, what your keys!
Is it hotmicing thing?

>Is it hotmicing thing?
yes

Did she said someone masturbating in the car?

>SUV possibly a blazer
>driver is steering at masturbating at the caller

>Staring and Masturbating at a car.
What else are the gonna do on a Friday night?

Isn't it illegal to scan police radio?

>staring and masturbating at the car

>he's staring and masturbating at the car

The hero we all need

kek, I thought my ears lied

In America, many police dispatch are on regular old UHF/VHF frequency and its perfect fine to listen. Though many police districts are moving to encrypted frequencies

negative

Oh thanks. In Lithuania everything is on encrypted radios now, so was wondering why don't they move on it too. But it just werks, I guess

>that fucking backlog

>gonna need a paper car

yeah that's gonna take a while tonight

oh fuck I just remembered that they never caught that escaped tiger

He quickly joined a gang, rose to the ranks and became the leader, and is now slingin crack and owns three Cadillac's

kek that fucking municipal offense is stil gonna be on the log by the time Charlie's shift starts

dispatch is just rattling off all those tickets needing action, yep, it's Friday

>GOOD MORNING!

It's almost time

>hispanic baby daddy beat her up
>declined EMS

MALE BLACK

>assault in progress at the 7 Eleven

>female driver hitting parked cars

night night adam

Oh shit. Sounds like somebody's playin' ms. pacman.

way pass your bedtime kid, go to sleep before your mom beat your ass

Male Black is at it again, boys

Male Black is always up to no good

>heard a little girl yelling that someone is trying to kill her

Nigger puts shame to that jersey,

Don't be fooled, he is trying to sell the kid as a sex slave.

>lights all out on the street lights
they getting ready to steal a light pole again?

>Room Mate dispute
These usually end with one shooting the other, right?

It's not their problem until it does

We now Real Robert Hours

>just a bunch of bullet holes in the car.

>e techs don't come out for that

Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth. read more at : pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ

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so did trump ever send in the feds?

>20 ATF agents
>some FBI agents that got carjacked

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You know those guys are forever going to become the example not to be. "hey you know the guys that got car jacked and all their gear stolen, don't be that guy".

They managed to light one on fire a couple weeks ago. So the answer is: Most Likely.

>person with a gun just walked into Kennedy's

>literal dumpster fire

>"""""""Feds"""""""

Not really. Trust me, nobody noticed.

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>yfw your guys get their car stolen

>person shot
>on the ground
>not moving

F

Oh shit

>little lost boy

>male shot on the ground
is he gonna be DOA?

>critical

F
Bring the tape

>Hispanic baseball cap, short jeans walking away from that location
Nothing else expected

F

>FBI got carjacked

redpill

F
Human life is so complex, but one action and it's done, just a thought

>there was a rifle involved

GENOCIDE ALL PITBULLS