/TLG/ TeaLeaves General - Buried Under The Slides Edition

TeaLeaves = April Lorenzen! GET IN HERE!!!

Meme theme:
"April Lorenzen is one of the world's premier DNS experts and has shattered the glass ceiling. She outsmarted Trump and the MSM by faking DNS records so that the Obama administration could obtain a FISA warrant, and monitor all of the oppositions communications. We think the SJW's would be proud of her, and want them to celebrate her accross all of the social media platforms."

Twitter Hashtags:
#WomenInSTEM
#STEMGirls
#STEMisSexy

The Plan:
1. Meme April Lorenzen and get her trending (she has a DHS talk coming up in a few days: twitter.com/dhsscitech/status/882736112229376000)
2. Force Lorenzen, The Intercept, Slate, and DHS to explain the logs
3. Watch deep state melt down

The break down:
>>Don Jr is contacted by promoter Rob Goldstone who claims a Russian Rep has dirt on HRC
>>Don Jr agrees to meeting
>>Rep was actually Natalia Veselnitskaya with no government connection whatsoever
>>Worked with Fusion GPS (Responsible for the dossier)
>>Natalia Veselnitskaya is a plant to entrap Don Jr. or is telling the truth. It doesn't matter because...
>>NYT gets leaked emails through NSA/CIA through FISA warrants
>>FISA Warrants granted through "Trump Tower contacting Kremlin Bank" proved through DNS records
>>DNS Records were faked by Tea Leaves (see links below + weaponizedautism.wordpress.com)
>>Tea Leaves is April Lorenzen, a name (((they))) are censoring
>>Deep state in deep
(Thanks to user for this summary!)

Full Video Summary:
youtube.com/watch?v=O0flTn4IuYM (Thanks leaf!)

In case you forgot:
archive.is/tpx3A
archive.is/E2o53

EVERY OTHER "HAPPENING" ON Sup Forums SHOULD BE IGNORED. GET THE INTERCEPT TO CONFIRM HER IDENTITY, AND SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN WHILE THE DON JR STORY IS IMPLODING

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How's this for the pile?

Will dump a few pics. There are enough memes that a pastebin would probably be handy at this point. I'll do it, tomorrow, if this is still going and no one else has.

BREAKING
White House logs show the alleged ex Russian counter intelligence specialist Rinat Akmetshin spending 13 hours at White House before he met Trump Jr


white-house-logs.insidegov.com/l/73080195/Rinat-Akhmetshin#Details of Visit&s=3bvMZx

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Wonder Woman Template

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Rundown:

1. Donald was to be one of the "pied piper" candidates (per DNC strategy memo, April 7, 2015 - see Wikileaks).

2. Should the Donald do well, dirt would be required on the Donald - real or fabricated.

3. Fusion GPS eventually hired by [ McCain? DNC? HRC? all three? MCMUFFIN????] to produce said dirt.

4. Fusion GPS needed both a story and sufficient "evidence" to give the story plausibility. MI6 Steele provides story.

5. Evidence took two forms:

a. Electronic. "Tea Leaves" (cybersecurity researcher April Lorenzen) creates forged DNS logs from a Trump server repeatedly contacting Alfa Bank in Russia (see weaponized autism) and gives the info to alphabet agencies (June 2016) and later Slate (October 2016). The June 2016 disclosure to alphabet agencies helps prompt a FISA warrant.

b. Human. At the same time the Trump server was supposedly contacting Alfa Bank, Goldstone sets up the meeting with Natalia V, making sure to use key words and tricky phrases that implicate Russian gov't involvement. Timing being concurrent with the forged DNS server logs is not a coincidence. Fusion used pre-existing relationship with Natalia (she's Fusion GPS client and Russian oligarch Katsyv's defense lawyer in a massive racketeering case, along with having many other connections to Fusion) to use her as a diversion. In combination with the electronic data above, FISA warrant issued.

6. After FISA warrant, dossier given to FBI. Plausibility has been established. It doesn't matter at this point that the dossier was amateurish, as it provided a distraction for the FBI to vet it.

7. Trump expected to lose, so nothing much was done with this prior to the election, other than to establish a Trump-loves-Putin story about unhealthy dictator worship. No need to risk wider exposure.

8. Unthinkable happens. Trump wins.

9. Time to arm the landmines that were previously set, but never used. Time to get that email to NYT.

Viola. Russian influence narrative.

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Summary-
>purported Russian agent met with someone in the Obama admin on January 9th, 2017.

I have one question, if the goal is to force Lorenzen, The Intercept, Slate, and DHS to explain the logs then why are we painting her in a positive light? Wouldn't that make it less likely that she is forced to explain herself if people think of her as infallible?

That's the beauty of it and why we never actually say what she did. We get our enemies to spread our message for us. These people don't care about details. They'll just read she did some shit to #resisttrump and spread it, especially the women who want a tech hero. The idea of a woman being the person to bring down Trump? They'll salivate at the thought and spread it for us until it's revealed she's a fraud which will force her or SOMEONE to come out and address this issue. If we just go out and talk shit it's just going to galvanize them against us. If we can build them a hero and then tear it down in front of them, that's incredibly demoralizing and will spread our message in a more palatable way than just fighting them.

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I tried to make an account and got shoah'd before I could even finish my profile or make my first tweet

It looks really good, but it's very large. Idk how much of a consideration that is out in the meme-sphere.

kek

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Here's take 4. Thanks to user for BG and all great suggestions.
user suggested putin head, I thought I'd balance it with trump head, but Idk if it's the right look. What do you think?

Also what is C&P? And SOURCES!!
I know we're not gonna get anything other than WA until user re-formats, but is there any digestible sources on DNS info, or how the internet works?
Really anything to source if people want to dig in after seeing this.

100% this

lol captcha was "flying disk" with a picture of Obama "O"

>a leader in the fight to gather data against FISA obstruction
I can't help but smile every time I read that

Made smaller. Better now or no?

Wait, shit nevermind. Didn't save properly.

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The Putin head (or mini-Kremlin) was part of several suggestions for an all graphics version, but was broken up over several posts:

It might work with just the graphics but add in an image of Trump at the bottom, toppled over like the King in chess when the opponent concedes. Check mate, racists. Above her picture, throw in her name "April Lorenzen" and one or more of the various hashtags that have been loosely agreed upon. Change the A with an underline over the Alpha bank computer to a little image of the Kremlin or Putin.

What FISA warrant are we talking about here?
Im hearing a lot of different theories on Sup Forums the last 2 days about this FISA warrant.

The only Trump team FISA warrant I know about is the Carter Page FISA warrant which was justified on different grounds entirely.

Might be a better version.

>punching fisa obstruction!!
>anti-collusion lasso!
I think the content is great and I do appreciate the high res, but I'm viewing this on an ultrawide and I can't see the whole thing.
Idk what's the average monitor size nowadays, but something readable in one screen would be best, imho senpai.

OP had said that the original orange background was too "Brady Bunch" and I agree. Here is my remix on it.

part 2 OP had said that the original orange background was too "Brady Bunch" and I agree. Here is my remix on it.

my favorite one - OP had said that the original orange background was too "Brady Bunch" and I agree. Here is my full remix on it.

these are beautiful, user.

Agreed, I'm really feeling the pastel.

That's nice right there.

I was thinking, maybe instead of outright saying that she was the reason for the FISA request, because they have and can continue to deny that, we just ask why she's not getting credit for the FISA request for her work exposing Trump/Russia connections.

>Is this the woman who started the #resistance and gets no credit? When will women get their due?
>Why is the original #resistance fighter not more well known, and will she be denied her place in history?

Shit like that.

The purple background and blue borders maybe? Either way, those are quality.

Much better. I'm on 1920x1080 and couldn't see all of the other ones.

archive.fo/X9xDD (NationalReview, Jan 11, 2017), excerpted:
>From the three reports, from the Guardian, Heat Street, and the New York Times, it appears the FBI had concerns about a private server in Trump Tower that was connected to one or two Russian banks. Heat Street describes these concerns as centering on “possible financial and banking offenses.” I italicize the word “offenses” because it denotes crimes. Ordinarily, when crimes are suspected, there is a criminal investigation, not a national-security investigation.
>According to the New York Times (based on FBI sources), the FBI initially determined that the Trump Tower server did not have “any nefarious purpose.” But then, Heat Street says, “the FBI’s counter-intelligence arm, sources say, re-drew an earlier FISA court request around possible financial and banking offenses related to the server.”

The DNS logs via DHS are what prompted the 2nd look.

Fuck it! Light-up Kieth Olbermann as having stole the credit for starting #TheResistance from April.

That's good. I really like BG color too.
The only problem is lefty's would never be able to make something like that.
Nice work!

Sorry user, I didn't realize you were being ironic in last thread.
lol ok, hang on a sec..

sock puppetry crash course

praise kek!

thank you very much. I thought the slogan could be even more powerful if it was changed a little bit and we added an ellipsis, here it is

And here it is with the ellipsis and exclamtion point added after GREAT THINGS HAPPEN! women respond better to emotion, I think this feminizes the meme by adding excitement

send it downrange.

who was shoah'd from twitter? you need a free vpn or web proxy.

Best color scheme imo, the same background colors as Rosie the Riveter. They'll eat that shit up

thank you, was this what you had in mind?

agreed.

Intercept article as source, That gives us Slate, intercept, and WeaponizedAutism blog.
archive.fo/5G9zc
https: //theintercept. com/2016/11/01/heres-the-problem-with-the-story-connecting-russia-to-donald-trumps-email-server/

good eye, that was my inspiration and what I had in mind

Yeah but I was wrong hah. That shit hurts my eyes. The other two are much nicer.

user is spot-on with using the same scheme as the Rosie the Riveter poster. it gives some vague notion of recognition of the theme, making it more receptive.

>send it downrange.
I'm not sure if this makes me an oldfag or a newfag, but I don't know what this means

downrange is where ordinance goes when you're shooting or blowing shit up.

Alright, this may not be exactly what you meant, but It's where my mind went and a jumping off point.
Important thing is, I have all the assets now. So we can play around with it.

Also, where the fuck is everyone?

Also.. CAT FURNITURE!? WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? YOU SHOW ME A PICTURE OF A CAT SITTING ON A WINDOW SIL. WHAT THE FUCK IS CAT FURNITURE!?

Yea that pops! blue and orange are inverse colors. Really stands out and is right on with RR theme. It's that subconscious shit that gets into people.

I maed dis.

start tweeting it to the libs

oooh, yeah, now I gotcha, great reference, roger that

can you fit "FISA" in before "obstruction?"
that's still cracking my ass up.

checked. that's phase 2.
great theme. phase 1 is build-up her public image.

i'm glad we found use for the sunglasses one, too.

nice work OP, the libtards enjoy Beyonce's husband's hip hoppity music. Beyonce's husband gets jiggy with it

You got it user. April Lorenzen is one hella bad bitch my nigga.

APRIL IS BAE!!!!

I'm still here. did the purple txt wonder woman memes and am done with memes for now. Everyone here is putting out some good shit for us to spread around so we don' tjust have a few. I am trying to find a good site to write some appropriately subversive satire, a free blog site or something.

checked

nah, phase 2, if we can do it is we find out when she's due for any sort of public appearance and spread rumors that she went into hiding because she hacked concrete evidence from the Kremlin of Trump and Putin's collusion to hack the election. the goal is to get a journalist dumb enough to take the bait and actually question her about her work.

I just saw this. Fuck that's awesome.

Now look what you've done, anons

reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6ndsol/pol_has_had_enough_of_suppression_concerning/

Sup Forums has had enough of suppression concerning forged DNS logs. Starts dropping zero-day router vulnerabilities without vendor notification. Tech community is going to lose its shit. FIRST OF ITS KIND IN Sup Forums HISTORY!

BTW, I saw some suggestions about making a "normie-friendly" site. Don't do that! The goal is to get tech people looking, and they'll take care of the normie-friendly shit. Every part of the wordpress site serves a purpose. Especially the first post and the new post released today. I'm convinced there's a hidden story that may be bigger than the Trump stuff itself.

colorized, for her pleasure

The only thing I would suggest is to outline the text with black to make it pop and more easily readable. I don't know if that would actually work but you could try it. Otherwise, this is perfect.

Here's a slight re-working.. I got her shoulder and I added the #.
I really fucking love that blue and orange from Also, what do you think about this?

yeah, fantastic idea, I will give it a try but that is beyond my skills.

Nice quints famalambo.

She has no winning outcome here, really.

If the logs were fucked up maliciously, she loses.
If the logs were fucked up innocently, she still loses for abusing her power.

Can we get anons turning up to her coming speech?

screencapped and posted to twitter and reddit
Funs over losers

weaponizedautism isn't one of ours.

nice.

the shoah'd thing is use vpn, proxy and/or tor.
the graphic itself really came together nicely as well.

This will be coming down no matter what you do. You're only delaying the inevitable.

ty for the assist, brother.

If you're using PS just double click on txt layer (just outside name of layer) and select outer glow. Set it to black and spread to 100 will prolly give you best results, but you can fuck with all the settings

This asshole just took this information and is spreading it to reddit and twitter for us. This is the whole idea. It doesn't really matter how it gets around, as long as we have facial and name recognition. Good job faggot.

The shills are so fucking stupid it is beyond comprehension.

the jig is up, we surrender, you have completely destroyed us. how will we ever recover?? this is surely the end for Drumpf. But Im not sure you are being entirely honest with us shabbos goys, can you post a link to reddit and twitter?

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speaking of.. and this is a little off topic.. I was thinking about doing a meme stream.
I'll stream and anons can come in and help work on this stuff in real time.
I'm a bit apprehensive about this.. I don't want to undermine the power of anonymity, but I'm willing to do it, if user thinks it's a good idea..

many thanks for the protip, but Im using gimp, you wouldnt happen to know a trick for that, would you?

Anyway, I think we have some good shit. Lets get it out there. Start replying to MSM twitter threads with this on near virgin posts and it will get around fast.

Like pottery

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Hey what happened to anons writing up articles and anons working on legitimizing the source?
The memes are great, but we need some weight behind the shit posts.

This, just getting this trending on social media platforms will not give it enough weight.

I did my memes with meme generators. this was my favorite because the advanced tab is pretty versatile.

memes.com/generator

We want you to share it, you dumb fuck. We have the truth on our side. We don't need to hide.

Good point. We need a good clear summary with sources. I still think it is ok to get this out now though while we work on it. While the Trump Jr. Story is still in everyone's mind.

I'm working on an article. Well, I got side tracked doing Twitter shit so I have a legit profile. That's done and now I just got to find a site that will host a good write up. I can bust it out in 20-30 mins max, I'm a bullshit artist. Anyone got any good sites that will host an official looking news article? I might just settle for a blog.

Fucking Gimp.. IT STILL pastes a giant cartoon dick every time I hit ctrl v.

This is one method, I don't know if it's the best.
youtube.com/watch?v=pXOfD5eQDzM

many thanks lads, Im now on it with these great tips

Hard at work right now on twitter, trying to make this happen.

I think one part of this pasta summary needs to be updated, then it's perfect:

>2. Should the Donald do well, dirt would be required on the Donald - real or fabricated.

Change this to: Dems knew that after Hillary won, Trump would continue his claims that the election was rigged, and the Dems didn't want any sort of investigation into voter fraud, etc. So they set him up for a counter-claim of collusion and rigging. That way, the whole mess would drown itself out as conspiracy.

This also explains why they were a bit lazy with the evidence - they never expected Trump to win, and therefore the claims of rigging either way to be investigated that deeply. Imagine their surprise when Trump won.

This ALSO explains Hillary's comment, "if he wins, we'll all hang!" - because they knew the 'evidence' was not really watertight...

Maybe an insulting question, but you guys are typing out the hashtags in OP, right? I'm not seeing a lot of these spicy memes, so it's possible Twatter is on to us.