*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*
Hey asshole, me and my wife's boyfriend heard you're a fascist. We're gonna beat the FUCK out of you!

What do?

impale on collapsible scythe i keep under my shirt

I eat their asses and make sure I am the only one to say no homo.

*takes out glock*
>You and your MANLET nigger better get the fuck out of my face with all that shit

Shoot the nigger and fuck his wife.

silent pause then go for the nigger, the cuck will immediately run away screaming

brillant
now they're fags lol

Try and stop laughing long enough to pull out my gun.

I ask the shorty if he can ball like Michael.

socalism lead to facism prooving it is a shit ideology, I am a Pinochet minarchist.

Just walk away

I'd ask Dan'l Coon where he got his hat, turn 360 and walk away

G Y N O
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pic related

YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

THE PUNISHMENT FITS THE CRIME

>360 degrees
You would be facing the same direction dumbass

"I'm an extreme masochist who gets off to physical violence towards me. I'm also bisexual, and if you hit me that would give me the same amount of pleasure as having sex with the cucks wife. Your move commies"

I ask them to give me the dictionary definition of a fascist and if they fail to do so, I take a sickle and slash the left's face while bashing right's face in with a hammer.

I'm American

I'm pretty sure these fags would not even think to block my path unless they had 20 friends.

Jesus fucking CHRIST THIS JOKE IS CARBON DATED HOW IS ANYONE STILL FALLING FOR IT

Coming through boys, my new gf says she is sick of being around losers like you.

try me

user. I...

Remind them niggers were persecuted in the USSR and they only payed lip service to them to spite America and trade gold for AKs in Africa.

>stand still as one takes a punch
>he forgets to keep his thumb outside of his fist and breaks his hand

Is that his wife or his wife's boyfriend on the left?

are you that dense?

>punch them both in their fat tits

I'm not fascist I'm market-liberal and I have nice free helicopter ride for both of you!

the ussr was very fascist you dumb leftist

Overweight dindu with his cheeky cunt friend block your path

>What do?

Start sucking the black guy off

I'd consider wearing one of those shirts if the wear on the scythes weren't exactly the same.

>That happens
>VIOLENT CONSECUENCES.EXE ACTIVATES

Feed the soyboy to the crisco elemental and then continue my journey

...

>crisco elemental
got a legitimate kek from me

they're not worth the oil

take out my phone and threaten to call their mothers, they will immediately move in fear of being grounded so that way the won't miss a just bieber concert

Crips up on this bitch
boom
fuck the bloods

OMG WATH THE FUCK ITS A MEME LOWEL LOWEL

>Feed the soyboy to the crisco elemental

/thread

Pull my gun and shoot both. Kill shots. None of that shooting to disable. Self-defense and all that. Get away with killing commies, with no consequences at all. Probably get called a hero for doing what must be done.
>Live in a very redpilled place that if there was an Antifa chimpout, race war begins and commies sustain massive casualties

"Um what are you doing in my moms basement?"

>Flat-Earthers BTFO
My sides

Baizuo laowai and black monkey pet call Zhongguoren revisionist fascist. I think funny. I shoot your now.

This

This.
Thanks for the keks.

would it be like that stupid punch a nazi video where they came into my house? if so their would probably be two dead commies laying on the floor

>benis
fugg :DDD

But the Soviet Union was fascist.

my honest reply would be do u really want to do this

Beat the fuck out of them in self defense unless they pull a weapon on me than I unload my hand gun into them.

Sit on them.

end of story

...

Throw a basketball. The nigger will run to get it, and the cuck will run away in fear, being all by himself.

Lightly tap the beanpole to the right causing him to fall on his ass. Easily beat up the fat nigger to the left because he's clearly out of shape and wouldn't last long in a fight.
???
Profit.

lolgif,
scarred for life

I guess teenagers might be intimidated by those fags

I'm going to roll 88s until you are gone

i-is that yours user? as a /k/ommando It makes my dick as hard as diamonds.

Yes, its good for home defense.

>Laughs really loud

>Pulls out CC 9mm and shoots them both.

>user's hand explodes in a shower of gore and bone fragments
>all 3 take 1d4+1 damage