Your son is a pussy

I just want you to know that this happened.

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Will she name her daughter Dick?

This is why government should have a veto on what you name your child and there should be a list of acceptable names.

That kids gonna LOVE going to school

We should raid her social media to ask

>By giving naming her son
>giving naming

Doesn't the government ban obviously shitty names?

That kid is gonna kill himself in primary school.

With a mother like that he's already dead.

Life status: fucking ruined.

I'm not the only one who thinks this kid is gonna go shoot up a place or end up mutilating his genitalia on tape, right? Right?

>literally who satire website

It's a satirical magazine.

>"The one and only fake women's news magazine."
it's fake my dude

Social services should take the child from her, she is obviously going to be a horrible mother.

I'd prob murder my mom after the bullying becomes too much.

Someone's gonna have a bad time in school.

Reductress is an Onion style parody site

She sure showed them lmao

For real? I sure hope so, because I am beginning to feel really bad for the little fucker.

Subtle reference, good job

Saying "I want to fuck your vagina" now makes you a pedophile

Wow how brave, you've made your sons life a living hell. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAD!!!! THIS IS WHY KIDS NEED A FUCKING DAD!!!!

It;s a fake fucking magazine pol, look at their Bio.

Yep, check out this instant classic; reductress.com/post/is-he-a-neoliberal-sellout-or-just-cheating-on-you/

maybe she plans on leaving?
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The worst kind of abusive parents are the ones who do it on grounds of "being progressive".

At least the violent alcoholics are usually aware that they're fucking their kids' lives up, they just don't give a fuck. But this bitch (and those fags a few years back who called their child "storm" and refused to gender it) are turning their child into a political pawn and it's going to come back to haunt them one day.

really makes you think that you can't no longer tell this is fake or not just from the headline

>moves to australia
>changes his name to Cunt

shhh

In Best Korea, he would be kill

That kid is gonna attack his mother with an axe after his first day of high school. I fucking hate how leftists use kids to score ideological points

This article is fake. Do you know what's real? Dumb stormfags naming their kids Adolf Hitler.

fake and gay, as per usual with shill slide threads

The child is already dead

probably her baby son will be named Benin

this child will probably suicide first days at school
fucking leftists

I think we should be tallying how many angry responses this provoked as a litmus for just how exactly how stupid Sup Forums is

ITT : assholes not even reading the twitter page

you are worse than the leftists you all criticize so much

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what about this gem?

>Sup Forums unironically thinks this is real
No wonder you voted for an orange baboon. Constitutional crisis is coming Drumpflings. Hillary will be president by next year.

Ausin Powers villain in the making.

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> Implying his fucking idiot mother hasn't already had him circumcised.

youtu.be/_Gbtm-93oqE
Relevant

>maybe she plans on leaving?

Kek, first line into the thing and I'm chuckling. Thanks, fampai

Whoops.

Just what was I going to do with that greentext..

this is fucking child abuse

Instead she could just rename herself as Penis.

IT'S SATIRE YOU 16 YEAR OLD CUNT

Are you claiming it's fake news, what else is fake news?

should have cut off his dick
or just aborted him

that'll show her absentee dad who's the boss then, and that she shouldn't get the rope on dotr

He would feel right at home.

We do have that in germany

Is Adolf on the list?

''look at this political statement that i just gave birth to''

This just means that depression won

no, Phallutia

Obviously.

Surely this is fake and gay

Why are women so disgusting? Everything is about sex with those cunts, and they call us perverts.

>born boy
>named vagina
she wants to be hatefucked so bad

more like kindergarten
>miss Noseberg Vagina took my pencil!

i really hope this is real

That would be cool if his middle name was "Slayer."

Or end up a utter badass

Her son is going to fucking hate her.

No, Penis

that pic

My name is Sue. How do you do? She should listen to Johnny Cash to find out her and her son's fate.

Someone got their kid taken away for naming him hitler, someone should call child services on her.

I hope they bully him to suicide just so I can jerk off to her tears.

Thank god Putin prohibited parents to give their kids ridiculous names in Russia.

Naming your child and legacy after genatalia so you can get shekels from the nose gazzete

Please someone make a photoshop of the kid with crying eyes and those strange "JUST" hairs I cannot right now cause phone pleb

>I often feel assaulted by the intensity of other people's emotions

What in the fuck am I reading