Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Warning of 'Constitutional Crisis' over EU repeal bill
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40605695

>Tony Blair says EU could compromise on freedom of movement
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40615119

>Marxist McDonnell condemns bLiar's approach to Brexit, calling him 'out of touch'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/john-mcdonnell-labour-party-jeremy-corbyn-article-50-second-referendum-a7842881.html
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>Cuck Clegg 'begs' for second EU referendum
express.co.uk/news/politics/828924/Brexit-Nick-Clegg-Lib-Dem-second-referendum-Theresa-May-Jeremy-Corbyn-EU
archive.is/aWYE7

>Eurozone likely to break up no matter how hard France and Germany try to save it, warns investment bank
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4698426/Eurozone-faces-doom-no-matter-warns-investment-bank.html
archive.is/w5GKa

>Farron made decision to quit before the General Election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40598913

>Schools need more ETHNIC teachers to reflect pupil demographics
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40568987

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I even took the care to turn one of the Daily Mail's webvideo things into a webm for the OP.

Rate my new song lads.

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Start buying guns.

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First for COPEs autistically archived links

>mfw someone tells me they believe in democracy

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Did you forget to turn off the metronome? What's that constant ticking in the background?

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Archiving the BBC links is pointless because
>They don't work on clicks
>Some Anonymong will copy the 3 week old links and make a new thread in the time it takes me to archive them

Start going to church

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Nth for national conservative monarchism.

Wtf I want to shag Dr Who now

>tfw the prayer book was written after 1662

Start buying nuns.

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There is no better ideology.

It's time to stop buying any and all French produce.
Start with food and anything sold by companies listed on the CAC stock index.

pbs.org.uk

>Old woman shows up in court

Slow news day for The Scottish Paper I guess.

Start believing in magic sky fairies

What's the cheapest way to get from Gatwick airport to Bow road in East London? I'm going next week.

Probably a flight to London City Airport via Auckland.

google it you lazy toe rag

Giving a cabby a blowy.

Someone recommended something called Fake Taxi to me. He said I could get a free ride. Is that true?

They're going to kill Doctor Who tomorrow, aren't they?

National rail from the airport to London Bridge station, then tube.

That should cost about 10 pounds rail fare and then 4 pounds for the tube journey. Do not get on the Gatwick Express.

>tfw children aren't referred to as bastards on their birth certificates

Get the Southern Train (Cheaper than Gatwick Express) to Victoria, then the District line Upminister bound to Bow Road. Then walk out of the station

Thanks

Google "What is cheapest"? I'm bound to get the answer of some advertising bullshit. Even sites like Price Runner are completely biased.

Who the fuck cares? Stop watching shite. It's never been good, it's impossible for them to ruin it.

Thanks.

What's wrong with Gatwick Express except it being more expensive? My wife believes Gatwick Express is the easiest.

>tfw bastard child

Clearing the schedule for a new celebrity game show.

youtube.com/watch?v=JQsGBgDRNuM

NuWho died when Jenna decided to stay for an extra year. Nothing can save it now.

>tfw some lefty starts chatting bollocks about how conservatives didn't stand up against european fascism during the inter-war period

Journeyplanner recommended the same thing. Great.

It's expensive - takes you to Victoria. From there get the Victoria line northbound to Oxford Circus and then Central Line eastbound to your stop.

Depends how much you value your time and if your company is paying for it or not.

Pleasure.

>tfw children are taught to question history more than they are taught historical facts

What will be smartest: Oister card or plain ticket?

>Doctor Who has never been good
youtube.com/watch?v=qAm5YIOU05I
youtube.com/watch?v=8gWnDk8GN4I
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Fuck off twat

Company not paying, I'm going with my wife. We're going to visit my sister in Bow.

Thanks. I will avoid Gatwick Express then.

>tfw a rape victim becomes a tripcunt

Is sweaty, hairy bull dyke Joyce dead yet?

Think I might have food poisoning.

>tfw more than one child sits at a desk in a classroom

>tfw 20 and never been clubbing.
>tfw want to go clubbing
>tfw no friends to go with

Why?

Why do you want to go clubbing? Degeneracy. Clubs of the sort nowadays should be shut down and replaced with social clubs.

Stomach has been aching all day and I can't stop going to the toilet.

nth for are moggo

Make this winter the one you start wearing English trench coats.

Did you eat anything different/dodgy?

>Tony Blair says EU could compromise on freedom of movement
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40615119

He still doesn't realise how hated by both left and right and totally irrelevant he is now, does he? Lock the fucking neolib/neocon war crim up.

The Bureau was better than any Doctor Who episode desu

youtube.com/watch?v=WQw3PxYpF1Q

Not that I can recall

I just want to enjoy myself and meet girls
I havent spoke to a girl since february. Simply because i dont have the chance to meet them

>tfw drunk

What was that supposed to prove?

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Meet you outside the gents in 2hrs lover, i'll bring the poppers, my arse is still sore from last time

Did you get any of your work colleagues pregnant?

You wouldn't do either of those things in a club.

Where tf do i meet girls
And why not?

Not yet

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phoneposting at half 11, no. he's sat in the corner alone at the table while everyone else is drunk and dancing on the floor

Enjoy the subsequent depression.

Try social clubs. I've started going to one recently, it's a good place to start. Very relaxed atmosphere.

Also, where are you at? I too suffer from lack of friends.

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Literally looks like some shite from CITV about twenty years ago.

Certainly a similar budget.

Brexit was a mistake. Also, UK industry is behind Germany now. I hope you Anglos are prepared for the hard time ahead.

You aren't even worth the effort. Go to a club, meet a girl, and come back when you realize it was a bad decision.

kek nice shill attempt, post real one now

You'll fit right in.

Because you have to ask where to meet girls. If you have to ask that you don't belong in clubs.

>Subsequent
What about prior?

Been to my local social club but its so shit. Just a few old farts and the odd couple of chavvy slags

Is big, sweaty, bull dyke Joyce dead yet???

How does that even work

Fuck this im going to kill myself ive had enough

I'm a little surprised at how low my nationalism score it, must have spent too much time on leftbook.

Just woke up, lads. Real comfy hours but I feel slightly confused.

What have I missed?

Still, gotta start somewhere lad.

Rude

>>Marxist McDonnell condemns bLiar's approach to Brexit, calling him 'out of touch'
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/john-mcdonnell-labour-party-jeremy-corbyn-article-50-second-referendum-a7842881.html


Based J McD

Archived that for you
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Start making lego guns

You meet girls in the pub, lad.

Because you can hear yourself talk in the pub.

And it's far easier to do if you're with a squad of mates/colleagues so you need those first.

Alright lad, see you on the other side.

And no, I'm strasserist, so it's real.

Autism - The song

I'm making an image of James Joyce's head photoshopped onto Conor McGreggor's body with the caption "shut yer fuckin mout" for you.

Some tripfaggot got bummed in the bogs. Other than that, nothing much.

easier to meet filthy slags in clubs mate

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