>Are you sitting down? We need to discuss the latest golden viral find on Twitter, which is so wholesome and pure that it fills my heart with delight. This 15-year old girl's summer 2017 bucket list has gone viral after Twitter user @scorpiosars found it in an Urban Outfitters dressing room and posted it online. It's everything a babe could want in her quest to live her absolute best life.
>There are so many things to love here. First of all, I'm struck by her specificity — she wants to give two blowjobs, take eight "hoe" pics for Instagram, buy seven bikinis, and get crossfaded (drunk and stoned at the same time) 17 times. She also has some very doable goals: a mani/pedi, binge on a new Netflix show, and go to a party.
>Some of them are hilariously less achievable, like have an "artsy" July 4th and petting a giraffe. Realistically, she should not probably pet a giraffe, because they are wild animals in a zoo. Her ambition is truly admirable, though. As for the #summergoals she's checked off so far, she's already decorated her room and get a "little" tan. She also apparently gotten "drunk all the time," which doesn't make sense because it's only July; there are still weeks left for her to get drunk "all the time." Most of all, I'm hoping she has (safe!) sex and gets a boob hickey because everyone deserves the sexytime they want.
Is this how pedophilia begins to become accepted by society? By preaching "safe sex" for children?
No anal sex? I thought teen vogue taught them how to do it?
Austin Morris
>so wholesome >blowjobs and sex at the TOP of the list Sigh, will it ever end
Jaxon Kelly
15 year old girls are not virgins anymore they already start out at 11/12.
but I can see how it is irritating for a virgin like you OP who thinks 15yo behave like little children.
Alexander Harris
I weep from the future
Cooper Moore
Will this crap end when net neutrality goes away? If not, how can we take down the internet?
Ryan Jackson
I remember when I was 8 I overheard 7th grade girls (11-12) talking about how they couldn't wait until they got to high school so they could start giving blow jobs
I thought a blow job was a type of haircut or something. Even in the 90's girls were like this.
Robert Cook
They were already giving blowjobs when I was in grade 7
Carson Parker
The godly Norwegian to the rescue again
Owen Brown
Hmmm. Maybe Bin Laden was right.
Hunter Martin
This is fucking vile.
Tyler Turner
Fucking jews man My hopes fading guys
Carter Walker
Wh do you muslim nazis want to lock women in a closet and never let them see the light of day?
Aiden Long
What the fuck is a poop hicky?
Luke Bennett
Sloots gonna sloot.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Why did you add 15 year old girl into your cut and paste when the article doesn't say that at all?
Jaxson Walker
Muslims have it right
Roasties need to be stoned
Adrian Morris
it's irritating because the entire list seems to have been made with the idea in mind of showing it off to everyone. The fact that it's being celebrated as "wholesome and pure" when it's just some vapid whore looking for attention is infuriating.
Ayden Ramirez
Bin laden was pretty much the second coming of Hitler without a country. He was probably the first person to take prominent action over globalization by asking repeadly that the US and russians stop trying to influence his country and leave everyone to their own devices. He even tried to have al baghdadi killed cause he thought he was an insane psychopath who was attempting a global jihad with ISIS.
Mason Butler
>Believing girls stay a virgin when access to every type of guy is abundant
Brandon Ward
Because it's a good way of getting attention.
Jayden Wood
>Go to a drive in movie Fake.
Josiah Sullivan
kek! Women are fucking boring. I'm beginning to understand penis envy more and more everytime some user posts girly stuff like this.
thanks nordbro
Joshua Kelly
>has gone viral after Twitter user @scorpiosars found it in an Urban Outfitters dressing room and posted it online
Oh i'm sure he found it in a dressing room, he totally didn't write it himself. Good God.. this is pathetic.
Mason Perez
>Most of all, I'm hoping she has (safe!) sex and gets a boob hickey because everyone deserves the sexytime they want. >everyone deserves the sexytime they want.
Tell this to /r9k/
Bentley Ross
>go ape ?
Angel Ramirez
That's on her list. >crossfaded 17 times
Lincoln Kelly
>Men indulging in his emotions
Weak
Grayson Harris
you are cheeky fucker aren't ya
Jason Thomas
Act like a nigger.
Zachary Price
>When you sit so long on the toilet that you get a ring around your ass from the seat.
Brandon Roberts
low-iq normies needs to be culled and mercy killed
Colton White
At least she's going to try and cook something?
Daniel Kelly
>He even tried to have al baghdadi killed cause he thought he was an insane psychopath who was attempting a global jihad with ISIS.
You flag posters (esp yours) are always the most moronic
Wyatt Martinez
Yinzer girls are best girls
Lincoln Hill
>tie a message to a balloon and let it go FUCK YOU IM TIRED OF FINDING GODDAMN BALLOONS IN THE MOUNTAINS FUCKING DUMB CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEE
Joseph Long
Is "crossfaded" drunk and high?
Xavier Carter
Yeah Normie """"""""""culture""""""""""" for you
Benjamin Wilson
This is my home town nnnng make it stop
Cameron Wood
You can pet a giraffe at most major zoos now I think. You buy some vegetables and you feed them from a platform around their head height.
Christian Wilson
Disgusting This is why we need Totalitarianism.
Jackson Martinez
>give 2 blowjobs >have a lemonade stand with Zoe
Charles Gonzalez
That says "boob hickey"
Nicholas Roberts
At first I was like "Lucky Jacob" but on reflection, I don't know.
Matthew Green
There is no god. Society is doomed.
Dylan Wright
It's almost like you can see the Jewish influence line by line mixed in with actual normal thoughts.
Luis Wood
Tell ancucks about this
Kayden Collins
...
Ian Cook
God is real
He is punishing us by making us live in the downfall of Western civ. We will all probably get nuked and the survivors will slowly starve to death or live in post apocalypse hell scapes
Jayden Ward
Is this how low the bar is now?
Jaxson Young
>head darty Translation?
Brody Cox
What is "head darty"
Jayden Powell
>have sex >give blowjobs >hoe pics for instagram >get drunk all the time >boob hickey >buy 7 bikinis
jesus christ, we live in a world where hedonism, narcissism, and vapid materialism are considered "wholesome and pure" now.
Ethan Murphy
>go ape
What did she mean by this?
Ayden Perry
That means her and Zoe are gonna piss on each other.
Ryan Campbell
The only way forward is for each of us individually to reject this corruption. It's a straight and narrow path anons (and no, alt-right fags are just as degenerate).
Isaiah Fisher
Duuuuuuuuuude I love weed rofl xD
Tyler Cruz
I assume from that a head darty is giving head while at a Darty (Day time party, ties in with her getting more inebriated than an Irishmen, and wanting to give sucki sucki)
Matthew King
Why do faggots constantly struggle with archiving shit?
Is it really just a bunch of reddit faggots who don't know how to lurk?
Neck yourself, OP.
Alexander Gray
Fuck a nigger
Austin King
Just give up. I know girls who did anal at 13 and admitted to it during a drinking game. No shame, everyone just laughs. It is the new normal. I will only accept it as long as it stays between two underage people. A grown man has no businesss with underage kids.
Leo Bennett
it's obviously fake, only meant to gratify leftist beliefs.
Asher Diaz
>go to kennywood Burgher spotted
Austin Perez
>drunk and stoned >blowjobs >sex
Next to
>lemonade stand >petting a giraffe
>>>There are so many things to love here.
The media is at odds with society and these are the results.
James Thompson
>Western women >MFW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eli Nelson
I wish I could rape a virgin and then stone her for not being a virgin, too.
Andrew Sanders
Get your Chavs under control.
Jonathan Kelly
>Trump claimed he represents the people of this city, not Paris
Wow
Christopher Lewis
i get those all the time
Jason Hill
I'm sure your wife is really mature for 11 Ahmed.
Julian Allen
Are you retarded? The girl in the OP is clearly from Pittsburgh >Kennywood >Randyland >Flagstaff
Dominic Anderson
>go ape
kek
the list isnt as bad as i expected though. who didnt want to have sex when they were a teenager?
You have to take care of the women your right hand possesses if you know what I mean.
Josiah Garcia
I thought those were euphemisms for sex
Thomas Cook
Only faggot degenerates wanted to have sex in high school, usually due to influence by nigger media
True Christian crusaders like myself saw above the degeneracy and abstained
Anthony Sanders
Didn't read, faggot. Kys white knight.
Justin Wright
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA >Inhale the the sweet breath of traditionalism. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Luke Scott
then why the fuck did you post if you knew nothing about it? you're out of your element
Samuel Rodriguez
Are you fucked in the head?
John Murphy
Kennywood is a theme park Randyland is an art thing in Pittsburgh Flagstaff is a mountain area near Pittsburgh
Brandon King
he's probably a kike shill trying to derail conversation
Parker Morgan
All it needs is "sleep with a black man
Ian Hall
That's because you're fat
Nathaniel Robinson
Sure thing, Reddit. I hope you kys in the upcoming weeks. White knight faggot hahahahah
Carson Hall
God Save Norway.
Levi Walker
shill confirmed >let's post in an absolutely retarded manner to completely discredit Sup Forums
Sad!
Grayson Myers
No, Flagstaff is a town in Arizona. Haven't you played Fallout
Austin Turner
I hope you seek help for whatever is troubling you user.
Jacob Evans
...
Brayden Wood
i didnt get laid until i was 17 and already out of school, but it really wouldnt have been hard had i pursued it since the girls here are kind of easy and i was a qt full of potential back then. then when i did go after the jiggy jiggy i fucked 2 extremely questionable ladies on the same night. god almighty the first one was a mutt, i tell ya. now im a burned out bum... sigh... if i could go back though...
Brody Morris
All that's on my summer bucket list is to start a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia to raise the price of oil by $40 a barrel.
Julian Brooks
i thought she was referring to guys called kenny and randy
Leo Cox
You're the biggest faggot ITT. White knighting sluts like they care about you.
Matthew Taylor
Is this article sarcastic? Please tell me it's sarcastic
Owen Scott
Fuck off back to t_d or whatever it's called, faggot.
