>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>25 minute backlog >hazmat suits needed for dead hoarder
Wanna take bets on how much this fatass hoarder weighs? I'm going with 320 lbs. Price Is Right Rules.
Camden Williams
321lbs.
Dylan Clark
319lbs
i wager 1 shekel
Ayden Rogers
Hurray /CPD/ time! Let the reports come in. Did "…claimed to be kidnapped and raped for two weeks" made it in the news? >inb4 "nigger, this is chicago."
Hunter Garcia
pretty dark fa sho. >how'd this black nigga get this car? -brand nubian
Kayden Perez
i also wager 1 shekel, 322 lbs
Blake Allen
Imagine how it smells. Probably like BO and rotting fish
Cameron Taylor
If that doesn't get you in the goddamn mood I don't know what does
Charles Clark
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Sebastian White
why do they always resort to shitting in bags?
Joshua Edwards
Maserattis aren't nearly as expensive as people make them out to be. They're in the ~100k range for a used one, and there's plenty. Short answer: likely debt or one of many soon to be washed up rappers with a one hit wonder. There was an old greentext of an EMT user who had to deal with something similar to this, where the guy's foot practically falls off as he's being hoisted out of the basement stairs. I'll see if I can find it, or maybe it was just a thread many years ago.
Alexander Hernandez
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James Lewis
probably some stacy who got creampied by tyrone for a couple of weeks, found out she was pregnant, and when tyrone ran away she decided she'd rather be known as the mother of a rapebaby than a slut who sleeps with niggers willingly ass evidenced by her mutt
Blake Allen
this could be memed and have it read- murdered by niggers, in which case it would be ten feet tall and five times as long. attempts welcome. ill try as well
Carson Sanders
anyone have the basement ogre pics on hand?
Aiden Myers
>They're in the ~100k range for a used one,
cheaper than that even
maseratis are cars that aren't even expensive but rare enough for people to chimp out when they see them
kinda like lotuses
Mason Richardson
>y poop in bag tho
socks run out eventually
Cooper Miller
thats a good point. it would probably be comparable to a new 7 series, or M6. Its got lake forest sports cars license plate cover, and its highly unlikely that its stolen if in fact it came from there. i like one hit wonder and his hanger on weed buddies
Grayson Nelson
Lotuses are literally the niggers Lamborghini
Camden Smith
does anyone have pics of the basement guy with sour cream pics on hand?
Alexander Ward
or like that one rapper who rented a lamborghini to make a video about his lamborghini
clever tho
Kevin Ramirez
>pleasuring himself in the ally
I wonder if it's the mastubates-at-cars guy from last night
Juan Hall
>woman screaming in alley where MALE BLACK was pleasuring himself earlier
F
Jacob Evans
I know the image you're looking for. It's a shame that the first result for "basement ogre dvd" is a reddit thread. imgur.com/a/OH1lW Fucking reddit again. Regardless, found it. Worth the read.
Ethan Reed
Are there every any car chases like in LA?
Andrew Watson
WHITE POWER HOT SHOWER >evening sweet princes of shitlordery and robertin'
Joshua Johnson
You've got that the wrong way around. Lotus is a no-name brand outside of enthusiasts.
Evan Rodriguez
Its a slippery slope. The house is a mess because of mental problema and one day the toilet wont flush and they try to plunger it etc on their own but cant fix it. They never call a plumber or maintenace out of fear of being shamed.
Ryder Foster
>Lotus is a no-name brand outside of enthusiasts.
makes sense. my friend was always bitching about the insane repair costs because there was only 1 mechanic in the whole city (a top 10 US population city) who knew what the fuck to do with them
Adam Myers
Is that cop drunk or retarded?
Kevin Ortiz
Holy shit someone should have euthanized her
Kayden Perez
I kept dragging myself away from a local dealership where they had a relatively low priced Elise. I know I did the right thing not buying it, but damn was it a rough choice.
Isaac Miller
I know of a story where the bitch stayed voluntary in an apartment and got a group of urban youth running a train on her for two fucking months. She fled through the window when the boys started to make their pitbull eat her pussy… but you are probably right.
Leo King
did i hear that right? did someone just call in for being price gouged by an uber driver?
Camden Ward
the pitbull's IQ was too high and scared her off
Isaac Watson
Evening Roberts, time to get comfy.
Luis Wood
Holy fuck. My sides.
Gabriel Williams
do you have part 2?
Luke Garcia
>male hispanic gangbangers beating her up in an alley
Landon Johnson
Makes me chuckle whenever my eyes slide over it.
Aiden Brooks
Why doesn't Chicongo have a live Cops show on weekend nights?
Blake Peterson
I don't, but you could probably find it the same way I did. lmgtfy.com/?s=b&q=Sup Forums+paramedic
They just always sound like they are fighting, Fucking gooks
Nolan Edwards
The network jews make them downplay how much of our crime is committed by dindus and beaners.
Luke Scott
part 3!
Aaron Anderson
get 'em
Jeremiah Hernandez
They do. Last time I hung out with someone that had cable there was a show on some channel called "PD live" or something like it. They had live cameras following the officers in various locations, followed by commentary in a studio. One of the locations was in black male's domains. I vaguely remember seeing a dodge caliber roll over on a fence/post and dude getting out swinging a child at police officers as if it was a bar stool. Video of it must exist somewhere. It was last weekend.
Christopher Hernandez
I'm really enjoying this trainwreck, thanks for bringing it to the thread
Jacob Adams
> smoke detector or package of peace
John Jackson
Yeah it's on right now, LivePD on A&E If they focused on real crime areas it would be much more enthralling
David Nelson
Get a chatroom going fools, lets do this!
Adrian Rivera
>male spic in the laundromat jumping around hitting the dryers. wut's he on?
lotta drug sale activity tonight. summer weekends must be the hot sales period
Wyatt Rogers
>window smashed in >glass all over the street
Lincoln Russell
>drag race this happens in my city a lot
William Sullivan
kinda early for the >drag racers
Brody Flores
>male beating a female >caller yelled at him to stop >male threw a pipe at him
Isaac Sanchez
>woman about to kill her girlfriend at wendy's
Ethan Martinez
for your neets that have never lived in the hood > summer = prime drug dealing season > winter = cold outside and holidays so not as much business some dealers dont even deal in the winter months
Hudson Harris
but wendy's is my comfy place?
Matthew Scott
in chicago murders go up to at least once a day during the summer
Jaxon Roberts
>cold outside and holidays so not as much business some dealers dont even deal in the winter months they vacation down in FLA? if I was dealing, I guess if I could deal with the cold I could make good money in the winter?
Matthew King
lezbos are always angery and beat the shit out of there (((partners)))
Carson Green
most people in chicago never leave there block. Its too dangerous. Not even memeing its really fucked up.
Nicholas Fisher
>precious is having a dispute with her boyfriend
Leo King
Robert hours...when I turn my local scanners down for some real entertainment, and realize how good I have it because I don't have to live in some scumbag ridden shit hole.
Henry Smith
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Ayden Cruz
they normal make anuff money to be /comfy/ til spring.... kfc blunts and not going into cold cold fucking freeze nuts wealth of chiraq
Caleb Murphy
Not in downtown Chicago
Jace Martin
Chinks fight eachother all the time. One time i was in bar and a big group of chinks showed up. Then 30mins later another big group of chinks showed up. They were rival gangs and instantly started screaming at eachother. The bar was U shaped so they ended up on opposite sides of the bar throwing all the bottles of liquor they could reach, all the mugs, glasses, fucking cup of cherries, everything. The entire place was covered in broken glasses. Then they started brawling and it spilled outside to the big patio and parking lot. Then the shooting started. It was fucking awesome to watch.
Blake Long
>like whattttttttttttttttttttttt
Landon Wood
I'd imagine people in showbiz are very risk adverse. Not just from being in close range to firearms (I worked at a set where 70% of people said they would attend filming because there would be live ammo). Now imagine being in Chirak at the receiving end/trying to stop this youtu.be/XON4kCdAqR8 and all you have is a very expensive camera. Also, from what little I've read about the show since I found out what it's actually called, it's already under fire for a perceived racial bias. Inconvenient truths I suppose.
Nathaniel Clark
>male white trying to jump off the side of a building
Faggot better do a flip.
Colton Wood
Someone will an hero
Leo Diaz
>first time I hear "male white" >he's trying to kill himself
