I found these vCards on my computer, is this real?

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Explain

>computer shuts off in the middle of the night last night
>wake up, move mouse, huh, nothing happens
>boot it up and look at logs
>no shutdown recorded
>however there were several new files, all of them vcards

Im sure your vCard is very real

Looks like you got hacked bruh some sort of Trojan system 32 wormhole, idk I'm not great with computer lingo

You've been contacted by agents of the Illuminati, OP.

It's real, I didn't make it or anything.

spooooopy af yo

I think it was indeed a quantum cock tunneling through system 32.

Kek Almighty.
A thread with potential I've seen
Gotta post

send a picture of your asshole to every new contact. that's my advice

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i'm a brainlet can you give me a quick rundown on what the fuck you're talking about

not first post, but best post

Anyway here are the rest

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oh shit

the last three look lile your computer is automatically generating contacts for spam mails you receive

also

Now this is what's snoopy

I tried Sup Forums this afternoon, almost nobody replied.

>I love my Mac I never get hac-

Have fun getting BLACKED in jail.

F

>lack
>inches
kek

i kek'd too

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Just mail a few of them and see what happens

This
Ask them what they think of Anime

>implying we understand whatever the fuck that pic is showing
just call it ya clown

it's boring and would be hard to suss out exactly what happened.
i like that user's working theory .
go look for options and leave us alone.

>I think it was indeed a quantum cock tunneling through system 32.
He's obviously had his BIOS hacked all to fuck on the mitochondrial level . No going back now.

ask them
probably a govt sanctioned ultradicking
>Capt. William D. Swenson
whatever's on your HDD, destroy it

director of fbi
maybe some medal honour recipient now major
email is from some scam site
ditto
ditto

this is probably just another NSA/FBI recruitment thread with some deeper meaning hidden in these images

Pic related scarily accurate desu

best post, made even better by op's confirmation

It's a hex dump of the vcard. It's weird, that Executive appended to the email address is out of place for sure.

I switched to my secure Thinkpad without Intel Management Engine. It may be old but it's much more secure than a modern computer and has a better keyboard to boot.

I'm spooped

check your email see if there are any that match the addresses

Those niggers are desperate for good people?

And by good I mean autistic

also see if your computer / mail client sent any unauthorized messages.

>sys32
>obviously running osx
nigger, you more retarded than i am. and i only wear slipon shoes

yes
on ye olde Sup Forums in ye olde times there were some extra spooky super mystery threads that eventually turned out to be posted by either the government, one of their (ex?)employees or someone really skilled at fucking with people to the point of probably doing it as a job
so the presumption was intelligence recruiting of unemployed shut-in autismos

>not installing Fedora Security Labs which comes with tools to check for rootkits and other malware and do network monitoring
You fucked up, macfag.

Ill call em up on Monday.

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what the fuck is going on

Do you have a template all ready to go or did you save that one?

>os x
>fedora security labs
I already use little snitch and some other digital ice on another machine on the LAN. I'm no Linus Torvalds but I'm not a newbie either.

wew

Someone might have remote control of your computer and is using it to send phishing emails. not sure why anyone would do that though.

>thinking that he's protected when the rootpipe exploit exists, poll() has been broken (haha, not even POSIX compliant) since Mavericks, and your bash version is so old that it's vulnerable to several other exploits. XNU is an utter ball of shit. Install Fedora, Macfag n00b.

I don't think so, I would have caught that on my other machine.

Could it be subversion hack?

I have the up to date bash from ports.

Fedora's literally owned by CIA niggers though, it's not something I would consider secure. I'm more of a Debian or BSD person.

It gets hardened into RHEL and used by the NSA. It's pretty fucking secure, more so than OS X.

saved m8

>whatever's on your HDD, destroy it
I don't have anything illegal or anything, and the only new files are the vcards.

bumping cause this is some real shit

I thought macs couldn't be hacked. It just werks.

>new files appeared on my computer
>they are virtual address cards for adderss book programs
>one has the name of the current executive director of the fbi, comey's replacement andrew mccabe, another of a ninja supersoldier

nope

also googling for them doesn't turn up anything, they'd be on some spam blacklist or something if it was spam no?

we should contact them and say hello