Leave Trump to me

Leave Trump to me

>The face of what happens if you only lived on soy for the past 20 years.

hello dumb fucks. thanks for trusting me to be commander-in-chief of your army and navy, despite the fact that there might not be another man on the planet who projects as much weakness and awkwardness as i do.

Zuckerberg looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt as he enslaved people to the matrix. Very very disrespectful.

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I really hope Facebook runs for President.

Look at that fucking kid. Look at him! You think America is electing that shit? Think again

Wait, what? That doesn't even look human. Are we sure that isn't shopped to make fun of him? Cause holy shit if that isn't... That's some maximum uncanny valley going on.

Shhhhh don't tell them!

It's called being a Jew.

America wont elect a Jew

>the rock vs cuckerberg
who wins??

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I love these

Jeebus! He's already said a bajillion times he ain't running. This guy like the power he has, which is already greater than any world leader.

I fucking love these.

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They are great

Change the article title to: Why electing another Jew will certainly help all of us out

>in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

Makes me feel weird looking at him.

The ironic part is the man who could see was later attacked and had his eyes ripped out because everyone thought they were causing insanity.

It amazes me how content these shitheads are with themselves despite being billionaires.

Dude, If I was rolling in billions, I'd be jacked. I'd have the best team of personal trainers, all the roids I needed, facial reconstruction, whatever I wanted to at least not look so fucking ugly.

I also wouldn't do that average Bill Gates shit and wear blue jeans and five dollar shirts. I would seriously stroll down the aisle in the most ridiculous pimp shit I could. Just because I could. Keep it fun.

>(((Zuckerberg)))
Providence smiles upon the God Emperor.

That'd be the shit to do, wait for your motivation to get /fit/ peaks out one day and riding that high hire a trainer and just give him total carte blanche to go drill sergeant on your ass until you're a god.

Listen bad go- Republicans, Zuckerberg is your DREAM president and you'll vote him into office in 2020 alright?
You will vote him in, Drumpf is a disaster, you got that you fucking scum?

Fuck the zuck

I am voting Tom from Myspace

If you watch any interviews or live streams of him he comes off as disingenuous and creepy. He has none of the charisma or speaking ability to become potus, not in a million years

I can't think of a more blatant Bad End than President Zuckerberg.

Game over man, game fucking over.

Does he mean it would be a "Dream come true for Republicans" if he got the Democratic nomination? Rank and file GOP is the party of Trump, and as this last election proved, the GOP elite are irrelevant.

FOOLISH FACEBOOK USERS! BOW TO YOUR LORD, ZUCKLEBUG DODECAHEDRON! OUR LORD EXISTS ON A LEVEL BEYOND YOUR PATHETIC, INFANTILE COMPREHENSION!!

Tom would win in a landslide. I mean, he's friends with everybody.

I for one welcome my Jewish overlords. Zuck 2020!

Don't underestimate the posterboy + MSM + Social media rigged against common sense combination. You may see through them, but many don't.

>tfw the democrats somehow manage to double down on the robotic character of their candidates

Is it odd that I find these to be complete gibberish?
Am I being autistic? Is it just tl;dr?

So basically you would be McGregor then. He fits great in this, our current timeline desu.

>As i took a bite of this protein wrapped in a pasted wheat substitute i was reminded of the time my butler angered me by forgetting to add vanilla to my hot morning cocoa. I had him disposed of immediately, he would not anger me again.

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Zuck is doing Kim Il Jong tier public appearances lately. It seems He's a down to earth man of the people after all.

I think a presidential run is pretty much a sure thing at this point. He even found god last week apparently.

Zuckerberg/Clinton 2020

I don't care how much brainwashing they use, Zuckerberg looks sixteen

No one is going to elect their lazy pothead son President

Maybe you are too much of a human goy go to understand the mind of a Semitic Demigod like the Zucc.

What a fucking embarrassment. Mayweather behaves whiter than this retard.

>This
I'm seriously impressed. I don't know how the Dems manage to find a more robotic and boring person than Hillary.

He found G_d, not God. It's just a ruse, Jews never stop being Jews no matter what they say they believe.

God I hope he does it.

One word....PRESIDENTIAL.

That’s just the normal rich guy stuff, I would live like Oscar the grouch, in a trash can, and all of my friends would be shady hookers and corner crack dealers.

zuckerberg is an autist with unremarkable technical ability who was in the right place at the right time. you listen to the guy speak for 5 minutes and you know the presidency is way out of his depth

I knew the left was fucking delusional but this would be a whole new level. We need to make it happen. Everyone needs to be registered as democrats and feel the Zuck in 2020.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALL-EYED CRETIN

*In the primaries

Clearly he means a dream opponent. Literally only Jeb thinks Zuckerberg is cool.

He's like 5'6 and not a good public speaker. He stands no chance of winning.

I would happily cough up Pay-per View fees to watch him and Trump debate.

Thats the same look a porn star makes after taking a facial

Look, I know I spied on you, I know I manipulated your information streams so I could mold you as I saw fit, but now I'm going to program you all to trust me with the keys to the kingdom.
And I will make a very good king, as will my WFAM hapa children. Won't you think of the children? Of course you will think of the children.
Because I will it.

Low-energy high five between Jeb! and Zuck = gold. I want this to happen so badly.

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There's a good chance that Zuckerberg will be America's first truly great Republican president come 2020.

Kek, my buddy was just saying the same thing. McGreggor is more of a nigger than Floyd.

lmao

>mfw he was overseeing this from the start
>mfw Facebook is the worlds greatest ad campaign platform of all time

>(((republicans)))

What were those strange symbols on the walls though? Perhaps he really was friends with ((everybody)).

kek is this faggy jew the best the deep state has?

Nah just the face of a White mixed jew. They are mockeries of white people. Not white.

it takes an irishman to out nigger a nigger

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Kek

Somehow I could imagine the whole thing in his faggoty estrogen-laden voice kek.

not understanding weaponized autism

get out

Can't wait until they use that interview where's he's sweating like a jew spotting a penny on the ground as they expose his jewlluminati jacket.

Fuckin gold

first laugh at Sup Forums in weeks

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Filthy halfbreed mudbloods

It would be fun to see the sweaty Jew sperg out and forget his lines. It would also be fun to listen to Peter Thiel's play-by-play of Zuck's fuckups.

people who still like Zuckerberg must be complete retards
This human parasite like Bill Gates has declared himself part of the illuminati and wants to niggerise everyone on the planet with UBI

>but but... I thought that would help everyone

By "help" you mean enslave
taxes would be massively increased as part of agenda 21 and the Paris climate agreement to pay for UBI
of course Zuckerscum and the rest wouldn't have to pay

fuck zuck

moot 2020!

CNN has Racist hiring practices.

>reptillians arent rea-

Hmm I wonder how a richfuck plutocrat will govern, what sort of policies he will favor. It almost boggles the mind trying to figure it out.

pol alone, with zero help could end a zucksketeer run I shit you not, the meme magic spewed forth would literally create a frog god on this physical plane. The gate could not be closed once if is opened though and old gods will come forth.

> Zuckerberg
> 2020

If you want Trump to make 4580% of the popular vote, be my guest.

>this is the best professional make-up artists and photographers could make him look
Ponder on that boys!

He has the most punchable face I've ever seen in my life.

All these clowns going to run against Trump thinking they have a chance is just delicious. It's fantastic to see them so eagerly digging their own grave.

He's right

I really hope Zuck runs for the Democrats, he has literally no chance, even worse than Hillary

I'm convinced that a large portion of the Democratic party's base is actually autistic, and not in a Sup Forums meme sort of way, but real autism

A GENIUS, he knows HTML!

The first debate this midget cyborg kike brings out his step stool to shake hands with other candidates it is over for him

yeah i know he was an atheist and everything but, y'now

hes good at dose computahs, he does my facebooks really good, real smaht kid

They're not serious are they? Zucc is who Boomer Jews think young people admire, when IRL he's a butt of a data mining joke at best. They are out of their minds if they think anyone will actually vote for this psycho

cuckerfag gonna fail
if there's anything republicans hate it's technology and that darnfounded internet

digits confirm

Dude called people fucking idiots for trusting him with their information when he first started Facebook. I can already see the plethora of propaganda aimed at him because of that comment.
It will never happen.

There is all the shady shit that has come out about him and FB and there are still billions of people using it, knowing what it's really for. And y'all think that will stop normies from voting for him? Hahahahaha
He is going to run on a gibs campaign, universal basic income, savior of the economy as automation leads to mass unemployment. Normies will be begging for Zuck as the last breaths of liberty are strangled from this planet. Enjoy this time while it lasts

Hahaha holy shit