Why do so many jews wear glasses?

Why do so many jews wear glasses?

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Easy. Bad vision that comes from generations of inbreeding and a quite ironic punishment from god if you see it as analogy or metaphorically.

They know good goys don't hit people with glasses.
They know they have very punchable faces.

Because they can't read.

genetic defects and good healthcare which covers vision

Because they invented glass and then later optometry. The Snellen Standard eye chart?...yeah, it's created by jews.

They've been blinded by greed.

Doing "close" work like reading, studying, and working on computers causes bad vision. Jews tend to excel in academics, and thus ruin their eyes.

White people play baseball and waste their time.

haven't been selected for hunting or maritime navigation type activities in thousands of years

Kek, the same as cucks

Inbreeding over 5 thousand years.

Excessive internet masturbation.

Also keeps the spooge out of their eyes.

Why do some have the small hats and some the big ones? Are there tiers of juden?

They have teeny tiny little eye balls that are just awful for seeing with. Like little glass beads.

Not normal glasses they are alien tech that identify the easily swayed

it's something extra to complain about.

The big ass hats are for married jews

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So what about huge ass jewish hats?

holdover from their days as Khazarians, from what i read.

Helps them see loose change on the floor