So,last night I was at Ultra concert,and me and my friend ended up with two Norwegian girls. What I noticed is,their skin is not white,it's fucking orange. Coupled with blonde hair,shouldn't they be called yellow,and not Asians? For example,my skin is literally white.I'm pale,English pale.But Skandiavians are fucking orange.
Did you guys notice that?
Andrew Jones
Orange skin is usually from fake tan.
Hudson Evans
notice what user?
Xavier Scott
She needs to get on a mailbox.
Jose Long
here we go, another cap season to alizee
Bentley Perez
>French are whit-
Nathan Taylor
It was probably spray tan you unfuckable hate nerd.
Dominic Cooper
>Ultra Test yourself on all possible std's.
Justin Wood
you are just now noticing that white people aren't actually white? let me save you a couple more decades of mental exercise, then: not all white people are the same color.
Cameron Price
Its summer, ever heard of melanin ante?
Jackson Thompson
It's not from fake tan or spray tan. The reason why fake tan is orange, is because its designed to mimic the pigment in blond people's skin, especially when they tan. It is actually based on the natural skin colour of scandinavians. Why? Because fake tan is mainly for women, and its very fashionable and popular among white women to dye their hair blond. Its also fashionable to have a tan obviously. So they made fake tan to match blond hair. At least originally. The stuff they have now is less orange or at least, less fake looking.
But yeah, scandinavians and also germanic blonds in general have a golden-orange pigment to their skin. The idea that scandinavians are the palest europeans is a myth, mainly of american oriign, and just plain wrong. The palest europeans have dark or gigner hair. When scandinavians actually tan in the sun they go like a rich golden brown. They tan up there but when they come to places like here where the sun is much stronger, they can go the colour of northern pajeets.
Those blond people you see who have pale skin almost always have celtic or english heritage, but its usually irish or scottish heritage. Scadinavvians and germanic people in general apart from english and some dutch people, are not really light skinned. They tan pretty well and usually have a pretty rich colour year round, its just their natural pigment. Like even southern euros like spaniards, italians and greeks, when they're not tan, are usually pale in comparison to scandis and germans.
Ryder Thompson
>on ide na ultru litra vode 50 kuna jesi ti normalan decko? znam, ima se moze se pisaj po sirotinji i tako to ALI JESI NORMALAN?
Levi Murphy
Celts that can't tan are the palest of the lot insofar as skin color is concerned.
Ironically, they often have brown hair (and those with red).
Aaron Hill
Man if I had a house or apartment in Split now, rest of the year is taken care off
Cameron Allen
He gets drunk outside and he just uses drugs inside, with one bottle of water for the whole night
that how I would do it, feels bad being poor
Dominic White
What kind of bizarre insecurity makes someone make up shit like this?
Nicholas Baker
I da, jebem ti mater u pičku neobrazovanu autističnu sa ovakvim thredovima.
Are x white?
Hvala što spuštaš kvalitetu boarda, koji je već sada containment board.
Xavier Williams
Yep, I have dark brown hair, and I'm one of those people. I was tormented relentlessly for my pale white skin growing up, its also partly because I spent all my free time in doors behind a computer screen though. Still can't really tan, just freckle, burn and gradually knock off shades of white.
and I notice people who look like me are pretty rare here, which is strange considered we have a lot of celtic heritage. I think when you actually look at the statistics of australisn with irish and scottish heritage its pretty low though, especially irish heritage which iirc is about 20%. Gingers with pale white skin seem common enough here, but not brunettes. It sucks because everybody in australia assumes that if you have dark hair the only reason you're pale must be because you've never seen the sun or something.
Michael Harris
uuhh if you've ever seen any scandinavian people yourself, like with your own eyes not even neccessarily irl, you know OP is telling the truth. Hell even a simple, quick google search will clear it up for you. Here's an example. Thats about the average skin tone of a blond scandinavian
Brayden Reyes
This whore needs the BBC real fucking bad.
William Harris
so? what your point?
Andrew Wilson
they get a lot more orange / golden then this but good enough as an example
Angel Roberts
drumpf confirmed for scandicuck
wtf i hate the god-emperor now
Andrew Turner
This looks like they fucked up the white balance on the camera. Look at the wall.
Christian Scott
Look at the post I was responding to, claims OP is making it up. And my point is also that scandinavians = palest europeans is a total myth, as well as southern euros = darkest europeans as pic related shows. Compare this greeks to your average golden-bronzed scandis. The lightest skinned white people are dark haired, or ginger. And gingers are found in their highest numbers among dark haired populations, like the welsh, irish and even jews. Gingers are common enough to be a noticeable thing in countries like lebanon and syria too.
Josiah Wilson
Caucasian skin is on a spectrum of pink to orange
Henry Foster
>hey pol I got some white girls nig nog teir
Kayden Evans
you? at a concert?
nice try, turko-roach
Oliver Ortiz
I don't get it, are there no scandinaivan tourists or blond people in general in the USA? What is it with americans and thinking scandinavians are pale? Its not the white balance dude, I know because I see scandinavian and german tourists here all the time. There's tons of swedish, norweigan and german girls travelling in australia. But even the anglo-australian blonds have similar complexions, just not as orange / naturally tanned.
Cameron Hughes
It depends on the region. That guy could be a mexican from cali, or a mexican from texas or a 'italian' from New Jersey.
Andrew Powell
>ultra europe festival >regular concert lmao also the "turkroaches" are a bit more east of us
Justin Cook
Caucasian doesn't mean white. And there are caucasian people with actual white skin, not just pink. Caucasian skin is on a spectrum from literally white (minority of irish and scottish people, maybe northern russians too) to black (sri lankans)
Jordan Kelly
Bord je već čisto srane
Oliver Murphy
Znam, oduvijek je bio. Samo me živcira da modove boli kurac za sticky i za pravila
Austin Garcia
sranje*
Liam Thompson
a plitvički burger tut prodajajo?
Hudson Davis
da ali cemu sticky ako ga niko ne uvazava? treba angazirati cistilacku akciju jedno mjesec dana da se kvaliteta digne
Cooper Ross
there are two kinds of white people. Those who don't tan aka potato niggers and those who tan aka snowniggers.
Sorry for using the n-word by the way.
Nathaniel Ross
nemam pojma
Wyatt Scott
>Sorry for using the n-word by the way. >plebbit spacing you have to go back
Noah Ortiz
>it's fucking orange It's called a bronzer you epic mong
Liam Gonzalez
Scandinavian's skin is pinkish white and yours is brown.
Nathan Davis
++
Mason Edwards
sure thing, roachie
Chase Evans
trebamo mjesto za nove BBC postove
Ayden Parker
I miss Alizee
Ayden Johnson
jews have higher iq than Europeans and have tricked them into thinking their natural skin tone is something to avoid and they should actively try to alter it into a tan/orange
Honestly Melania and Trump alter their skin so much it's sad. It's worse on Melania. Sometimes I feel like I'm looking at something I racially cannot comprehend.
Evan Morales
Elle a etait noiree.
Gabriel Foster
Keep your croatian hands off our women
Owen Williams
Et elle a les tattoos moche.
Hudson Cook
Its "brunkrem". Alot of norwegian girls i know use it.
Wyatt Brooks
?? If youre making maps up why not go futher
Jaxson Reyes
>"brunkrem" brown cream(sperm of brown men)?
Jayden Flores
Are you triggered because of your Turko-Hungarian heritage?
Sebastian Diaz
>what is a fake tan
Brody Turner
we wuz superior
Wyatt Morris
Are you completely retarded? The first picture you posted doesn't show yellow skin at all. It shows someone with a tan. The second picture is fucked up because of the reflection from the yellow wall.
Also, do you not understand the concept of contrast? I mean, if you have a pale person with light hair, the skin color will be more visible, because you're comparing something pale to something pale. If a person has dark hair and light skin, they will look considerably paler, because the light skin is contrasted against the black hair.
James Perry
Better turko hungarians than wh*Te orange subhumans
Josiah Morris
Also known as how to go from a 10 to a 6 in a few drunken nights.
Josiah Allen
Did you notice how American her tattoos are? They're TV cartoons. Sailor moon is anime which came from early Disney cartoons. Snorks were Belgian-American, but Alizee was Corsican. Snow White was obviously Disney herself, and she's holding an M-16, not an FAL.
It's like she wanted to go as foreign and childish as she could get.