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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @Mavericks PAC 7/15/17
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>Pres Trump @US Women's Open 7/15/17
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>Pres Trump attends US Womens Open @Trump National club 7/14/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #25 7/14/17
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>VP Pence w/KY SBO WH clip 7/14/17
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>VP Pence @Natl Governors Assoc Providence RI 7/14/17
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>Bastille Day Fireworks post POTUS Trump visit 7/14/17
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>This Week @ State Dept 7/14/17
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>Pres Trump Saluting US Troops on Bastille Day parade 7/14/17
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>Bastille Day Parade 7/14/17
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>Trump & Women
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>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
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>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
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>Trump Triumphant
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>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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I love Kellyanne.

We all do

>we never ever met with any russians under any circumstances
>except jeff sessions, don jr and all those other people who met with russians
>and those emails promising russian gov info on hillary

defend the constant lying about meetings and collusion.

dailycaller.com/2017/07/15/bill-nye-gets-emmy-nomination-for-sexual-spectrum-episode/

award winning degeneracy

>tfw BBC is less biased than most of US MSM
And I thought they were cancer already

>someone actually thought that this was a good idea

I'm kind of worried about this. Germans and their reichs end terribly. They'll either scrap the current 4th one, or try to reform the 4th one.

Jesus fucking Christ. So I'm at the grocery, yeah? Check out counter line, I see the latest Time magazine. On the cover, a picture of DJT Jr with a red filter. Title, "Caught Red Handed". Fucking hell. Doing what? Meeting a Russian person? Is that illegal now? I've played CS with Russians in the past, is the SWAT going to come here burst through my windows and doors and arrest me? God damn.

So now that the Russia scandal has been blown wide open, the only damage to Trump's admin is that noted globalist liberal, Jared Kushner, may end up losing his clearance and job? But beyond that, it's likely to incriminate Trump's opposition? Lol okay then.

Wahh

Who else was in the room!

Wahhh

Was my mom in the room?!

Wahhhhh

Don Jr colluded with the russians to fuck my mommie?

WAhHHhH

You'll never hear the end of this from my mother's husband!

SCENE: MIKA AND JOE'S MANSION

The last of the help are leaving.

Juanita: "Okay, mister Joe and miss Mika, I go now OK? Toilets extra clean now."

Mika: "Thanks, Juanita. Thanks. You're the best"

Joe: "Yes, thanks Juanita. We appreciate you. Unlike that THUG, that GOON who is our President"

Juanita: "Yes mister Joe and miss Mika. You both very kind to me"

Joe: "And remember how generous we were with our Christmas tip? And how we always remember your birthday?"

Juanita: "Yes, you very kind to me. Okay I have to go now, or I miss bus and have to sleep outside on bench."

Mika: "Oh, we can't have that happen again. Off you go Juanita. See you in oh..." [Mika her checks watch] "...about six hours"

Juanita: "thank you Miss Mika"

JUANITA LEAVES.

Mika [turns to Joe, her tone becomes seductive]: "Hey Joe, I've been deliberately hydrating all day and have a big new tub of KY. Wanna drink some wine and then ‘netflix and chill’, if you know what I mean?"

*Joe glances at Mika's taut face, slowly curling in to a vampiric grin, and looks away immediately. Memories come flooding back of blood oozing from the wounds there that time they tried to get in to Trump's New Years Eve party. Trump had been discrete at the time, but everyone knows about this incident now, everyone... it was international news. Whatever happens, everyone will always know about that now.*

Joe [looking at the floor]: "...I've... I've got a lot on my mind tonight, Mika, what with the new single to promote and everything..."

Mika: "That's okay, Joe."

Joe [attempting to joke]: "You know I've been looking IN SIDE, heh heh"

Mika "heh heh, that's funny Joe"

MIKA LEAVES.

@133842146
>>we never ever met with any russians under any circumstances
Did they actually say that? Or did you hear it on CNN?

How accurate is this

>Fox News is literally fair and balanced

Kellyanne is pretty.

can you feel the warm feeling?

THE PEE TAPES ARE COMING!!!

italian girls are white and cute

The fuck is Kushner going to lose the clearance and job for?

Not that I'd care

There's nothing to defend. Meeting Russians, or even colluding with Russians, isn't remotely illegal.

Perfection.

>Humble beginnings
Other than being born the spaz of the litter, how does the son of a well-to-do New England family with political and governmental connections have a humble beginning?

>The meeting is very clearly a set up
i've addressed that this is likely true. i agree with your whole post but it doesn't absolve jr and others of the constant lying about meetings.

>didn't you get tired of this last thread?

Falsified a lot of shit on his security clearance application. He's had to amend it several times as meetings he didn't disclose keep getting uncovered.

How can I join ICE?

>he fell for the anti kushner spam

>Appendix A has Guac recipes ooo

I want a conservative cutie!
It's fucking ridiculous projection.

>Jared Kushner, may end up losing his clearance and job?

oh no, how terrible

Be an American, be in shape, and sign up.

Meeting a Russian and meeting the Russian government are too different things, not to mention we are not in any war with Russia

Actually Manafort and Kushner did disclose that meeting.

Don Jr didnt because his disclosure was filed prior to the meeting itself so he had to amend it

Missed out on that "exactly one year" deadline, had to take care of some shit and forgot.

Here we are; Vox journalism, approximately one year ago

Is there a dropbox anywhere filled with these? It's hilarious to look back at all that's happened, since then.

>admitting even the possibility of collusion
He's gonna reply with that shitty collection of greentexts that imply you're gradually ceding ground. There was no collusion.

>Mike Pence will never condescend to me live on camera
I have a round in the chamber lads.

BBC is government run, so if they become too bias they lose money, which means the government will cut their funding

not at all. the lying has to stop and they're dumb as hell for not just putting out all this info months ago. you're welcome to keep defending the lying though, its sort of fun.

>there was no meetings
>except these meetings
>there was no collusion
>except this collusion to obtain foreign government info

>pottery

Haha, I'd hate to see what "too biased" means for the Brussels Bias Corporation.

3/10

See ? I fucking told you.

Is Trump going to get started on that wall soon?

Explain what the next budget will look like

Oh. Well fuck Kushner anyway.

But he won't be removed because Ivanka will cry. Then he'll bomb Syr- I mean pass feminist initi- I mean not fire Kushner.

Kushner and Ivanka need to go. People who like Yael Trump are just Muh Dick nigger-tier

I prefer white meat.

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>Published 2014
Author obviously thought Jeb! would win. I remember constantly hearing on the media about how Jeb! was the smarter, better qualified Bush. The MSM was shilling for him forever.

>2488

Sure are

Starts later this summer. Budget contains all the money needed until Mexico sends the check.

All he needs now is a meme flag and a nickname like Oniggerleaf and the trollbux and hot bitches will roll in.

We need to go whiter

Heather is better
she is

The wall is already up, it is called ICE.

but in all seriousness the next budget will include the wall simply because dems have no power

>tfw no Italian qt to feed me spaghetti

If they go through with it they better make Frauke the fuhrer. She's cute, and unlike the last fuhrer she'll actually have a family. Still no word on if she's had her 4th kid yet.

Um, no sweetie. OBAMA DID THIS.

Stop taking credit for all this hard work and start doing your fucking job.

>brown hair
>brown eyes
>white

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Stop masturbating to pictures of cartoon women with little to no clothing and go to church.
While you're out, pick up some detergent to wash the cum stains out of your bed sheets. You know who you are.

the only ones to determine that are the investigators and prosecutors currently looking into things. your arm chair lawyer opinions don't matter.

>anyone who asks questions is a troll
top bantz m8

Awesome! Laura would get a kick out of that image.

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An FBI asset, the Russian translator, was in the Don Jr. meeting. Don't think this was clandestine. Petty little minded people? Drives me crazy.

Real talk, guys. This whole Russian shit? Nothing burger. But they will never stop pushing it. Because they know it's a nothing burger. And they don't care. Because as long as they push it, the entire liberal population of the US, and all the poor foreign saps whose only window into American life is CNN, Trump's presidency only legitimate. If he wins reelection, it was the Russians. If he exposes all the crimes of the Democrats, it's the Russians. Everything was the Russians. Trump will never officially do anything good ever because the Russians did it for him. And that's their endgame. To make Trump look like a proper to the US' longest running rival.

Are u serious or just stupid?

Owait Canadian.

>but in all seriousness the next budget will include the wall
It better or hopefully Trump stands firm and shut the government down if they don't. Last time was expected because it was an Obama era pseudo-budget. There are no excuses this time.

>500 years into Trumps rule of the West Hemispheric empire
>"YOU DIDN'T DO THIS, THIS WAS ALL BECAUSE OF OBAMA"

women shouldn't be allowed to rule countries.
but I guess I would hope a white nationalistic woman would rule over something worse.

What is this in reference to?

Can we just take a step back and think about the fact that we have never had a media this hostile to the President? Basically since he took the oath, the media has been on constant 24/7 attack, to a degree I've never seen. I know we laugh about "2 SCOOPS" and muh Russia and stuff, but it's really amazing to watch.

1. make me faggot
2. it's monday morning here
3. I don't go to church anyway
4. I don't cum in my bed that's disgusting

Last I checked she wasn't even in charge of AfD due to her pregnancy.

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yes

Come join our military and get an interview in your contract

So your argument yet again boils down to "shut up and trust your betters"? Not that Mueller will find anything damning.

kek

this...

...and remember that Brits are different to Americans. There is not the same level of partisan hysteria (at least not with regard to US politics anyway) and also they are sensitive to the idea that they are too interested in or impressed by America. So if the BBC starts sperging out with copy pasted DNC talking points, a lot of Brits get pissed off because - even if they hate Trump - they do not consider themselves to be Partisan Democrats and don't want to see their taxpayers money pay for that Party's propaganda. Also, lots of them are good people that hate Hillary Clinton and notice the media omerta on her real crimes while they obsess over hypothetical, unproven Trump crimes for months on end.

It was interesting talking to Brits who live in England about the US election. I asked a few of them about DNC mouthpiece and fake news specialist Anthony Zurcher and his bile. The general tone was "I was like, 'oh this Yank feller whoever the fuck he is is suddenly on TV all the time telling me all about their elections' and I was just thinking 'who the fuck is he?'"

You got it 100% flip bro

100% aryan

No, shit. It's also to hide from the fact that they have no policies.

Guys, I think I have some russian ammunition in my ammo cabinet, is the FBI going to arrest me for collusion

add the leaf flag to the face

They're really upset they didn't get their way. Plus think of all the primo hilldawg airtime they could nab for all the dipshits glued to the television. They'd be getting a huge leg up. Cnn would be her fireside chat

It's gonna backfire spectacularly. The libs always say the media is responsible for Trump by giving him 2 bil in show time, not mentioning that >90% is negative. They are so dishonest and heavyhanded in their bias. Trump should never stop fighting them.

>Mike Pence will never force me to go to church with the rest of the family

archive.is/pb31K
Solid article over the leftist meltdowns that Trump tweets bring, like Bleedin' Mika.

Also, remember when Pocahontas martyred herself over quoting Coretta Scott King re: Sessions? Never knew that bitch said this about RR
>I am scared that if Ronald Reagan gets into office, we are going to see more of the Ku Klux Klan and a resurgence of the Nazi Party

Juicy meme

wow wtf
treason isn't a joke, user
I'm literally shaking knowing someone in the same thread as me is a Russian agent

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You should start campaigning for Kamala Harris right now.

its been going on for longer than that user. you can go back about 5 years and see how the media has changed. its always been sort of partisan, but nowhere near what it is now.

no, it boils down to what we already know about their lying about meetings until its later discovered. why is there still info coming out about the lying of meetings? why wouldn't they just release this months ago? and why would you defend the constant lying? this is the dumbest way they could be attacking the whole russian narrative.

>be me
>dinner date last night
>been out of the game for quite awhile because lazy
>go back to my place for drinks
>"Do you have condoms?"
>"err...yeah?"
>abruptly have sex on bed with freshly washed sheets
>have to wash sheets again already

Canadians will all soon wear helmets to alert normal people of their condition

Tbh trump might be keeping it going

Dems now understand it's a political loser. Many have distanced themselves and are sticking to issues like healthcare.

The longer the witch hunt continues the better for trump

I'm a bit tipsy and autocorrect isn't cutting it. They're trying to make his presidency ILLEGITIMATE, and that he's a PUPPET to US' rival.

Umm, no sweetie, Trump is not getting economic boom.

washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/04/28/trump-really-needs-an-economic-boom-so-far-hes-not-getting-one/?utm_term=.1741e5eac383

>you will never be an american NEET running from new york and fleeing to arizona to get hired by ICE and spend the nights in the desert hunting for spics with the coolest military gear while shitposting on Sup Forums

i bet you wouldn't believe that im a trump voter and support him on most things. i'm going after 1 issue here - the constant lying. they could have killed this whole russian thing before it was a thing, but every week now we find out there were more meetings and they lied about it until they're caught.

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