I rub talc into his rosey bum cheeks and give them a little slap
Michael Fisher
...
Ian Moore
cut your calories down fatty
Grayson Anderson
Nth for cumming on Doctor Who's face and tits
Christian Gutierrez
Fuck bongs
Leo Ortiz
Uhm if you're a m*n you're literally worthless and aren't allowed to complain about anything sweetie :^)
Luis Morgan
Nth for Kanna
Adrian Thomas
That's why I don't drink a lot of ale.
Owen Flores
REPOST - to those in the last thread who don't believe television is a dying medium; >Blind Date has lost nearly half its audience since its 're-debut' last month >Big Brother just hit a new low with 650k tuning in last night >the series finale of Doctor Who was down over a third compared to the finale in 2015 >Love Island is the only non-terrestrial programme that gets over a million viewers
Jayden Thompson
We, and that means you, are fucked. The U.K. will leave the trading bloc without a replacement, resulting in an effective embargo of everything the U.K. previously imported from the mainland. Lads, I weep for this country. I had always been a staunch German. Not much less than disdaining the British, but the years I have spent with you were a delight to me. I even considered adapting citizenship. This does break my heart.
I have burnt all bridges to the mainland so I'm with you in this one. Make or break.
Joshua Barnes
>that's why I don't drink Ale >*orders a munchy box*
Kayden Miller
What tits?
Why would I watch TV in the hopes of finding something I like at that given moment when I can use the internet to find whatever specific thing I'm in the mood for?
Leo Bell
All the youngsters sooner watch other people play video games instead.
Asher Jackson
Desu. I only had 2 pints last night before moving onto the Jack Daniels
Aiden Collins
>>Big Brother just hit a new low with 650k tuning in last night
For a show which is literally nothing more than a bunch of retards in a house, it'll still be wildly profitable.
Joseph Edwards
English food
Lucas Reyes
I don't even think they do munchy boxes round here?
Jose Hernandez
>ale >not mead philistine
Hudson Parker
I'm pissed off lads, just pissed off about everything.
What do I do? How do I rise up? How do I stand up for Britain?
Samuel King
Given the choice between that and cancelling Article 50, I'm betting the Tories will throw May under a bus and cancel it.
Alexander Roberts
All I drink now days is scotch, although I did have a bottle of JD and honey JD when I thought clint eastwood died.
Carson Kelly
Hello Steerpike
Isaac Carter
make a sign and shout on a street corner if you get a big gathering i'll come join you we can go tear downs some mosques kek
Cameron Young
jd honey is peng
Daniel Reyes
>Hello darkness my old friend
Chase Wood
>says peng >rAPE
Makes sense.
Parker Long
Make plans to live elsewhere and be as autonomous as possible.
Elijah Nguyen
>I'm betting the Tories will throw May under a bus and cancel it.
Everyday that passes, the more and more I think this will happen. This time next year Brexit will probably be cancelled and another election will happen.
Jaxson Allen
Saw wills at Wimbledon with the missus. He's really balding, JUST levels.
Caleb Allen
I thought I spotted some in your collection
Ryder Perry
Where abouts are you? Don't think they've made it down here either desu.
Noah Torres
Never got on with scotch. I do like bourbons though. Maker's Mark and Knob Creek and beautiful.
Isaac Barnes
>More election brit/pol/ Please
Jose Jackson
Brexit won't be canceled because it's a term so nebulous it's almost meaningless. They'll dissolve just enough treaties to get their headlines and then still function as they always have.
Sebastian Cooper
i was chavy when i was younger some words and saying are stuck with me fuck off lad
Brayden Lewis
Unless the Tories get their act together, we could be looking at PM Corbyn the following morning.
Isaiah Reyes
PRETTY IN N K
Levi Murphy
Go for a walk and listen to a P E T E R H I T C H E N S A U D I O B O O K
Nathan Gray
Fuck off bully
Wyatt White
Thats why we have to vote Tory, they're our only hope!
Luke Walker
If he had openly backed Brexit and nominally anti-immigration we'd all have voted for him already.
Tyler Thompson
But they can't do that, can they? Will of the people et cetera.
I don't want it to end like that
Andrew Cox
Good evening, lads. I know that's Sunday, and that no much happens in terms of politics and policy making, but has there been updates on Brexit today? Is it happening still or not?
Logan Evans
brett "the pikey" johns
Jace Butler
Even better. I'm not really on board with any of the current parties, I'm just in it for the banter. I was actually quite happy to wake up to a hung parliament last time.
Eli Richardson
It's over.
Parker Miller
Don't you love it when your TV license goes to making a tv show that panders to American SJWs?
Jordan Wood
They absolutely can and there will be overwhelming support for avoiding a cliff edge hard Brexit.
Bentley Morris
No. Chavs represent the Death of my once great nation.
Austin Clark
Pre-Brexit Vote: All of our current problems are caused by the EU. Post-Brexit Vote: All of our current problems are caused by Brexit.
Unfortunately, enough people have been cowed on this that a 2nd Ref would see a 55% or more result for remain.
Wyatt Moore
As long as the Sun runs the headline "EU'RE OUTTA HERE!" then the electorate will be happy regardless of the actual functional difference of our state.
Hudson Young
>tfw there are people ITT who actually like Doctor Who
Cooper Reed
There's a cerain type of bald man that the vast majority fall into, they go bald fairly early but at least have a bald man face and the look fits them somewhat. They have a weathered high test sort of vibe.
William is not one of those guys, his boyish face looks like it was photoshopped onto his head. He looks like he shaved the top off on a dare. I'm wondering if it will even suit him when he finishes the process and is completely bald.
Michael Thomas
R8 my new 10 hours in Paint OC Yamalams
Connor Gray
Nobody will risk running a 2nd referendum after the first one ended the PM's career. They'll go with Norway-style soft Brexit.
Josiah Price
hopefully the rating will plummet just like TG did.
Isaiah Taylor
Should include a Wojak Brummie
Ethan Bell
Exactly, project fear means most people will now accept a "brexit but not really brexit" outcome. Whether or not there's actually a vote doesn't make a difference.
Caleb Lopez
I bet you'd like it if I had you over my knee rubbing talc into your arse cheeks and a bit of light spanking
Josiah White
Include the iPlayer figures then we'll see if you're right.
Gabriel Howard
Top stuff, I r8 8/8
Anthony Green
>PM Corbyn >not grand marshal corbyn
Jason Morgan
Which is your favourite EU party?
Which one did you vote for in 2014, and why?
Jace Bennett
The one that advocates gassing desu
Jeremiah Green
t family was ethnically cleansed, they deserved it abobongo
Brandon Cox
>What tits? You may have a point there. I'll settle just for face then.
Kek, I might add one in
Luis Williams
He was born the same day as my brother, and my brother has less hair than that. Still, I am only three years younger and only my hairline is just starting to recede.
Christian Hughes
>New Doctor who is a women
Guarantee she'll stop like 4 times a show to tend to her period or some shit
Jayden Johnson
Take a look at the #doctor13 hashtag on Twitter and try not to throw up
Adrian Reed
MCCOY NOOOOOOOOOO
Liam Watson
How do I get better at darts lads?
Caleb Hernandez
Haven't you heard that flag is extremely racist and offensive?
Ethan Clark
>Hitler
>Neoliberal
Cute
Parker Young
drink 10 pints and smoke lad, should come with time
Angel Gray
It's been complete wank since it was turned into diversity propaganda
I watched the one with the vikings and Maise Williams but I got really angry with how they put horns on the helmets, any idiot could google that in 5 seconds and find it isn't true.
I'm not sure if they put black people in amongst the villagers, can't remember
Jace Thompson
just aim for the number you want to hit. but in all seriousness have a few drinks desu
Jackson Murphy
What is the best series of red dwarf and why is it series 1?
Joseph Sanders
You're just a dick for no reason. And stop making presumptions about people's sexuality.
Aiden Stewart
I can't fucking finish on a doubles. I can't fucking do it.
Thinking of buying a dartboard and just practicing, because I want to fucking win for once
Dylan Green
>tfw they have a black lesbian companion and literally every major interaction revolves around her being a woman, a nigger or a lesbian.
Right I've fucking had it. I have so many female friends (it's what happens when you like willy in the bum) and I've finally cracked - they're just an inferior gender. They're always asking for equal rights equal rights equal rights even though they already have equal rights. The reason they don't think they have equal rights is because they don't achieve as much as men making themselves appear inferior. Wanna know the reason they don't achieve as much as men? Nah, you already know. They're over-emotional and weak. They say one thing when they want another; they say they want to be independunt wummen then fawn over men and need a powerful strong set of hands to love them.
Some anecdotes, for example. A friend I know was pissed off because this guy kept trying to hit her up. She kept saying she was gonna ignore him because she hated him and didn't want a boyfriend. Well now they are dating and she always bitches about him behind his back but can not do without him.
Another, a 'strong female' who says she's not going to let men get in her way and make her unhappy. Yet she cries whenever he ex makes vague eye contact with her.
Equal rights - sure thing. Equal treatment - fuck off.
Eli Jenkins
i could never figure out an actual technique for aiming darts, i just improved (slightly) by playing a lot. it's still a bit of mystery to me tbph
Juan Rivera
It's better at pub quizzes to be honest.
Gavin Reyes
>Pinochet >Hitler >the KKK >neoliberals
I want millenials who think they understand the political spectrum to leave
Hunter Scott
I remember watching this show super late at night. I didn't understand half of the jokes, but I still liked it. It felt like I was traveling back in time due to the poor quality of production but also in the future in a extremely lonely space environment.
Benjamin Miller
based sooty northerners
Lincoln Turner
i'm the same tbqh, espeically on absolute meme numbers like 16 or 15 basically is just practise desu.
Gabriel Gray
*pat*
Carson Cook
a lot of gay men feel the way you do about women
Gabriel Gomez
I saw one for the first time on Sheffield a few weeks ago, it's happening
Logan Butler
>watching cbbc >A tv show is on about young kids working in a factory because they're spoilt and need to learn about the world or something >maybe like 1% of the workers are white
Why are all whiteys on the dole ??
Xavier Brown
iktf thanks for pats, patfriend
Jaxon Powell
New Doctor is also a new transgender "icon". Also check out that huge nose
Jayden Scott
tl;dr cunts.
Watch any sport side by side men one one side women on the other
you will see that women are completely fucking inferior in every way from pure strength to tactics to teamwork...
cunts my man. Just forget it
Chase Martin
m-meant for you desu
Julian Peterson
>tfw stuck on 3 for five hours
My mate had 5. Eventually we had to declare it a draw because the sun was starting to come up.
