Why is humanity not hunting down these vicious creatures

Why aren't politicians protecting us from sharks like they protect us from illegals?

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why are you in the ocean?
you're a land animal.

Because you're more likely to die from the Clintons than you are from a Shark. Interesting how the government hasn't been doing anything about that either.

Dude, we kill like zillions of them every year.
They are unstoppable

Where are you protected from illegals outside of the artic circle(s)? Because id move there nigger

she looks fine..she'll be fine

Satanic trips of mockery.

Is that pic real

Real pic, fake shark

ya got me

The same reason niggers are not being hunted down: preserving biodiversity.

Mosquitoes kill more people than sharks senpai

Sharks barely kill people so

So majestic
So fierce

Maybe people shouldn't be swimming in shark-infested waters

Because the sharks can protect us from the illegals.

SPBP

we should be using sharks to our advantage

Sharks are based as fuck

of course
here is another of a Raptor with a RPG riding the same shark

carcharodon carcharias may end up being the last stand of implicit white identity

Sharks are a species of peace. We can't judge all sharks by the actions of a violent minority. The primary victim of shark attacks are other sharks. Sharks need our support now more then ever. What are you going to do? go to war with 1.5 billion sharks? Don't you think if all sharks wanted to kill you then you would already be dead? #illswimwithyou

>#notallsharks

but that's a crocodile

>implying they aren't all the same
don't be _that_ antisemitic m8
m8

That's Bruce the shark OP. From the movie JAWS.

We should train sharks to attack boats full of refugees.

>with lasers attached to their heads

Sharks are the most B A S E D animals in existence. they never look back (because they don't have necks) and when someone comes into their home they say "fuck off. we're full *nom* *nom* *nom*). Fucking excellent animals, I hope they eat more beach dwelling lib shits.

they are vital to the food chain and they are by no means the top predator.

They are already killed by the hundreds of thousands a year just to finance the asian jew fin soups

>the russians are now selling raptors with RPGs to sharks

>be eaten by a female shark
>female
did you just assume the gender of that shark?

Fpbp

It's actually a female shark so no, I didn't.

Divemaster here. Sharks are fucking pussies and are nothing like how they're portrayed in the media. Of course any animal would attack if provoked or cornered, but a shark will not just come eat you for no reason.

>actually
having a vagina doesn't make it female
remember kid
gender is a spectrum

But what about cloaca? Sharks have cloaca not vaginas

Where is this from?

>ywn a shark cloaca

>Remake of a classic film but with a female
Every time.

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Something something, they've been here for 400 million years

HOW DIS MAKE YOU FEEL SHARK BOI?

mfw many sharks are on the brink of extinction from overfishing. and not like sport fishing i mean caught in nets have their fins cut off for soup for chinks and then theyre bodies dropped into the water.

>Ripping off jaws
Sony jews are the worst jews.

you're the reason all those fake vids on youtube have 4 billion views.

Same reason we landed on the moon, same reason why we're trying for Mars, we're explorers n shit

Jaws 3

Are you retarded? I wanted to know the movie/stunt/whatever.

Thanks.

why ever they try so hard to look like westerners

>pic related
That guy fucks.

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Fuck off

>kill sharks
Why? They are like dogs. Only in the sea. Sure you can get mauled by one sometimes but that will usually be your own fault.
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Sharks are not the dogs of the sea, those are pinnipeds.

It's not like I want to shoot lasers for you user, baka!

>white people

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Nonwhites would sooner kill an animal. They literally have no empathy for other living things.

Pinnipeds are mamals. Sharks are the fish version of a dog.

Non-whites don't understand how kawaii sharks are.

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You do realize the shark is literally trying to kill him, right?

Quick reaction of the girl, not really sure how she even felt him move.

Why is a fucking seal kidnapping children?

That sea lion is more white than any Canadian. it saw the chink and wanted to remove.

Mmmm... that spread tho

I don't have a problem with sharks but if anyone takes my fish off my line imma kill the fucker.

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Of course. It's not like the shark wants to be patted, baka!

WE WUZ EXPLORERS AND SHEIIIIIIT

Haha...was waiting for this

Every drop of human blood is 1000 dead sharks

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MOAR!!!

Seals are very playful and aren't afraid of humans, they just want to have fun with us. But they don't realize we weigh like 500 pounds less than them and can't stay underwater that long.

Can we club pedo-seals togeather?

when a Sup Forums thread becomes a Sup Forums thread

That's a sea lion leaf. Go after them and leave the white furred seadoggos of the north alone.

Mammals win again

Want to be safe?
Move to Wyoming. Sage for a gay slide thread. Mods please delete these stupid threads.

They're also killed for human consumption in the US by commercial fishers. Shark tastes like very very good fish. If you're ever at a restaurant with shark on the menu I highly recommend it. The chinks that cut off the fins are beyond fucking wasteful because they just dump them in the ocean and they die. All that other meat goes to waste

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i was waiting for that.

But all the fuckers tried eating my fish! If a seal came up to you at a diner and ate your dinner you wouldn't care if it was a sea cucumber, you'd club the fucker!

We need need sharks to maintain ocean ecosystems which give us our fish stocks. No sharks, no seafood.

>winslow.gif

ITT: sharks are good boys, they dindu nuffin

beaches should all have shark nets at the very least.

>Why aren't politicians protecting us from sharks like they protect us from illegals?
What? Giving them welfare?

I helped save a salmon shark while I was on a gillnetter. It swam into someone's net while I was fishing and we had to cut it free.

Only turbonormies do surfing and other such shit.
Beaches are degenerate.

Im stealing this argument. It is awesome

Jaws 3D

Swimming is not allowed in my home

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Trips of truth by vadim

stop triggering my autism.

See those ears, that's a sea lion. Seals dindu nothing

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Good. You should swim at home unless you have a pool.

Underrated