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Auspol
Jayden Smith
Hunter Collins
bump
Anthony Lewis
good morning cunts
Asher Baker
how can australians even compete?
Samuel Phillips
fuck off im going to work
just shitposting some bbc first before 9
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Blake Taylor
I'm chucking a sickie
Anthony Scott
Who /shoppingcartintheyard/ here?
Nathaniel Allen
I m missing home and all those dog cunts that live there
Isaiah Davis
Week off with the wife traveling south coast nsw. Pretty comfy no children all back at school. Its nice
Jeremiah Evans
I'm on annual leave for the first time in 2 years and i'm just gonna waste it on aus/pol/
feelsgoodman
Ian Diaz
bump
Dylan Anderson
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Jose Jones
LOL
GET REKTED, MATE
Jordan Moore
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Robert Murphy
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Nathan Nelson
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Joshua Reyes
this is a pathetic aus/pol/, pull ya bloody head in
but ill join anyway.
what do you faggots ruck
Dylan Murphy
a-anyone?!
Adam Stewart
Are burgers welcome?
Noah Gonzalez
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Ethan Adams
ah i guess so.
you ruck at all?
Christopher Williams
archive.is
>be australian
>go to america
>get assaulted by nog
>fiance calls cops
>get shot by cop
Leo Cooper
>"America sucks," he said.
hmmm, really made me think
Julian Brooks
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Carson Russell
does that spoder have wings/? hmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Joseph Cruz
spoder? it's a friendly fairy, i let it in and it's playing with my kids now.
Ethan Ortiz
oh okay, i thought it was just a lying spoder
Joseph Perry
i hope /ourguy/ makes it
Gavin Morales
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John Murphy
Is RMIT user here?
Brayden Reed
hey fuck heads i found a bunch of cunts without a sense of humor i just wanted to bantz......
Brandon Morris
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Parker Rodriguez
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Hudson Wood
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William Clark
so there are people out there that have serious discussions about shoe on head? wheres beardson when you need him?
Kevin Thompson
wtf is this autism
Evan Lewis
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Robert Anderson
I been watching that show Outback Truckers. Man those Aussie truckers are hard as nails. Driving through all that dust, mud, rain and even snow up in the mountains. One guy was stalled for like a week because of the rainy season, had to set up camp in the middle of a jungle.
Truckers over here are considered low class scum, most of them are methheads and a couple have gone on killing sprees of lot lizards (prostitutes). Aussie truckers on the other hand seem like really nice people, but then again it may just be the TV hollyjew'ing it up for the masses.
Hudson Morris
>Shitposting on below-zero temperatures
HMMMMM
Jaxon Brown
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Andrew Moore
Our truckers have a reputation for being on stimulants and fucking underage abo prostitutes when they can.
I am sure it is just a small minority of them though.
James Walker
Got myself an oil heater on a timer
>waking up to toasty room at 10am
>still got leukemia though
fuck
what you cunts up to this fine day?
Dominic Cruz
who /toolateformaccasbreakfast/ here?
Elijah Murphy
>mentions his illness for no reason to get sympathy
m8 it is unfortunate you are unwell but don't indulge yourself in that fashion in the Aus/pol/ thread please.
Isaiah Carter
What would you have gotten? Everything they sell is garbage.
Jason Green
>eating junk food
i'm smoking a ciggie as i type this btw
Jose Reyes
aussie brekky bbq burger with a hash brown innit
Ian Hill
Being a forced NEET is boring as fuck though.
also its a good conversation starter cause it gets cunts that dont usually post to come in and ask questions.
Zachary Price
in the real world all mcdicks have all day breakfast
Sebastian Garcia
>ask questions
Are you so sick that your dick doesn't work?
Kayden Sullivan
i'd rather not have snowgook hairs in my food tho
Aaron Turner
>sausage patties
rank as fuck absolutely vile.
Ryan Johnson
iview.abc.net.au
>announcing overhaul of terror laws to allow military to respond to domestic terror attacks
Oliver Phillips
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James White
Hopefully the next Socialist Alliance rally gets declared a terrorist attack.
Lincoln Turner
What the fuck's going on in here? Suss as fuck, monday morning, why aren't you cunts at work, you're not all sick you bludgers.
Benjamin Martinez
Too cold to go to work, I'm rolling up a spliff and cracking a beer after I've had some coffee. Good morning cunts!
Jack Gonzalez
some beggar sat next to me and gave me their sob story and then asked me to go to an atm to pay for their accommodation, obviously i told him no. was it a scam? guy smelt like shit and his eyes were yellow, he shook my hand, do i now have aids?
Ryder Clark
There are no jobs in this country.
Brody Williams
Definitely. I normally ask them for a ciggie once they ask me for money, and then you can lead on to asking them to chop a brudda out. Helps if you've been drinking
Thomas Bell
Bunch of soft cunts if you ask me, still going for my morning run in shorts and a singlet here in Sydney.
Jacob Edwards
Prostitution is legal
William Bennett
May as well wear a burka, go in budgie smugglers and thongs you giant poof
Adrian Jenkins
I know that is how I spend most of my Newstart.
Lincoln Adams
who /neet/ here?
applied for newstart on the 3rd, had my call on the 7th, payments supposed to start on the 24th
Ryan Price
what creams do you use to treat the rashes?
Asher Rivera
sorry to hear about your leukemia user, whats the prognosis?
Juan Davis
neet here ama
Jaxon Baker
Well done m8, welcome to the club. What were you doing previous to becoming a NEET?
Asher Evans
Demand a raise, you're helping the REAL economy
Christopher Foster
A mixture of canola and motor oil
Benjamin Walker
yeah it was sus as fuck. what should i do in the future? he just came up to me shook my hand and then sat next to me at the station and went into his story. i didn't know how to say 'm8 i hear your story but not interested'. he looked african american but he had no accent
Nathan Gomez
Meant to job search for my newstart, but I can't drive to most of these jobs, I'm on my learners, public transport is shit here.
hi m8
Brayden Gray
who here /ruck/?
Jordan Myers
i thought you got better m8
will my payments come in when they say they will come in?
had an advertising gig
Angel Morales
What a weird time for an Aus/pol/ thread.
Who is fired up for QandA tonight?
Andrew Scott
just spam online applications
also, hello fellow neet
Ian Gonzalez
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Elijah Myers
>having a job
Juan Cooper
Spooky
William Baker
He must've been on a working holiday visa..
There's a few options, but it's more about the delivery than word choice. For example; bum asks you for money or ciggie and you can go from there like this..
Bum: yougottadollar I'm (insert story here)
You: I only have my card, but my account is frozen, can you loan me $5 for a phone call and I'll transfer $10 to your account tonight. I promise I'll put it in before mid night
Bum:errr...idontknowwhosjewingwho.png
You: please! I skipped breakfast, I need at least a latte to get to work.
Bum: look over there! *Runs away*
Kevin Johnson
I'm getting counseling at my job provider, I put in a form saying I have anxiety/depression so I don't have to do as much per month, I told them because of my location I can only apply for local jobs until I get my P1 licence. I had been a shut in for some years before getting on newstart.
Oliver Roberts
nah mate doesn't work like that.
even through chemo and radiation was still beating off haha
Jackson Kelly
so nobody? bunch of lankfreaks, too many kids on nowadays i suppose
Parker Bennett
I also forgot, if you don't want them touching you tell them you have a contagious skin condition and then start coughing. Say you have leprosy if you're on a roll that day
Luke Flores
Should get on the DSP m8.
Connor Sullivan
where you living m8
Jacob Martinez
Serves you right nerd
Asher Nelson
Good to hear m8.
Joseph Parker
Thanks for the advice user. I wouldn't have shaken his hand but he just came out of no where and my instinct when people put their hand out is to shake it. His hand felt like it was entirely calloused over.
Zachary Gutierrez
It wasn't too bad in Brisbane's South East. Perfect temperature was around 8:30-9:30.
Anyone going out fishing today?
Josiah Flores
nah, I don't want to go down that path, I want a job
4507
Ethan Morgan
Dude you're fine. Be lucky you didn't shake a bloodied hobos hand like retarded me
Samuel Barnes
You can still get a job on DSP m8, you just don't get treated like shit and paid peanuts while you are looking.
Gabriel Ward
No worries, you poor bastard. You've probably dodged leprosy as his hand was dry, but I'd say you've probably got aids now.
Levi Rogers
>Australia
Isaac King
>canada
Charles Lopez
>Laws of mathematics don't apply in Australia, says PM
newscientist.com
Daily reminder you're all descended from the convicts stupid enough to get caught.
John Cook
Why is this kike such a unalloyed cunt?
Noah Martinez
why did you do that user?
Yeah he was disgusting. Can't believe the guy seriously thought I'd go to an atm to pay for his accommodation. i literally didn't have any money anyway as i forgot my bank card