/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Chicago Police Body/Dash Cam Compilation: youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of Sir Robert in the land of Chicongo
pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=liunu385Vmg
youtube.com/results?search_query=nutnfancy van living
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

bamp

8 dead this weekend?

11 as of the last update on Heyjackass.

>caller says he was kidnapped
>has tape around his neck
>male black

Stupid white Boyz you just mad we smarter then you

>caller's cousin was robbed by a black manlet with a sawed off shotgun

Shit

Damn...that's crazy. Since it's sunday, I hope you all had a great weekend. We need to make sunday the most /comfy/ .

>dispatch: do you speak spanish
>Robert: Negitivo

>28 year old daughter is having a mental episode
>suicidal and possibly violent

think she just got an unpaid toll bill in the mail

>dispatch is kinda shy and whispering
it's kinda hot.

>foot chase

>man armed with a gun

>65 people fighting

>can we get the helicopter up?

>helicopter going up

>heavy semi coming east on solidarity

>wagon is on the way to hospital

>person shot

>Shots fired

>someone is beating the mentally ill niece

lfmao

>somedude refuses to move his unbroken car
>because he has the lord on his side

Can someone give me a quick rundown one what this thread is about? Who is Robert?

If only there was an explanation in the original post...

What's the original post?

Robert is the general code for night shift police working Chicago beat. A lot of the crazy shit you'll hear comes from Chicago's south side where gangs and special people rampage against each other. Its hard to explain what you get from it. A lot of people say its a comfy feeling listening to this thread. I think its something like that for me. So much shit doesn't work, but listening to these men and women battle the hordes of the lowest common denominator really inspires me, makes me feel good to be here.

We are listening real-time to the fall of western civilization.

Robert is the hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.

Old deus didn't vult much education, did he?

Who is Vult?

Thanks.

Currently /comfy/ sleeping in my van on the south side of chicago.

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Please don't die.

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homeless or rapist?

stale van smell
???
proffit

poo in loo vanfag

piggy backing off who?

Really, all coonery is needless.

Quiet on the north side tonight. Stayin comfy

Homeless but gainfully employed. Doing this until December. Gotta save up $$$ for legal troubles.

God speed Robert. Try to get us good photos for OC.

youtube.com/watch?v=liunu385Vmg

youtube.com/results?search_query=nutnfancy van living

seen at irving park blue line stop yesterday

On 8 bus

Thank you user, you as well

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Learn Latin user. Learn Latin.

local gang calling themselves the "young rectums"

>person shoved into dark vehicle.
Kidnapping probably.

Even their gang names are retarded.

pretty sure garbage is one of our biggest exports

sewer nigger moving up in life?

Anything unusual happen tonight, or is it the typical MALE BLACK shenanigans?

I'm in Logan Square surrounded by hipster faggots.

>black manlet robbed a guy with a sawed off shotgun
>people getting shot

The usual coonery, really.

>male black with a gun fighting male black with a hammer

>male black with a hammer
>vs
>male black with a gun
WHO WILL WIN?!?!?
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Obviously the one with the hammer.

>caller says he has been shot
>details to follow

I'm not far from Logan Sq.. Glad to know not alone. The levels of faggotry are astounding. I find myself just shaking my head in disgust almost daily.

deispatch:
>have a nice mein kampf

*dispatch

Logan here. If you're not a fag I'll hang out some time.

>the woman was the victim of a robbery and a criminal sexual assault

D O U B L E E N R I C H E D

Just can't get enough of that enrichment can she?

Hyde Park here plz come hang out with me.

>what's the condition of your victim there?

>he's in uhh... critical condition

I've done a /CPD/ meetup before. Me and a Rogers park user hung out at Parsons chicken and fish. 8/10 would do another meetup. You really down?

>foaming at mouth possible OD, then got up started trying to kiss people

>foaming at the mouth
Drugs
>Roscoes altercation
Fags

I'd be down. I moved here last week with no friends or family, so I have nothing to do besides work and explore the city in my free time.

>Parsons

A beaner got stabbed with a screwdriver in front of there a couple nights ago.

This thread is awesome!

Haha, that's awesome. Fucking love the food.

Right on man. I'll hang out. My throwaway is [email protected]. Don't judge me, I made it when I was like 12 fifteen years ago.

It's the best thread on Sup Forums. Pure 100% comfy

>shot in the left cheek

Face or ass?

Have a bump

>shot in the left cheek

No judging. Email sent.

>5 shots fired
Again? Lots of shots fired tonight.

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Got it. Let's grab a beer or whatever. Last meetup we had open invitation but it was only me and Rogers Park user who showed up. Still a good time.

Face confirmed

>contaminated scene

What the fuck does that mean? AIDS?

considering how getting aids is basically a coming of age ceremony to niggers.....

[spoiler]similar to their first drug deal, car theft, rape, and murder[/spoiler]

>Jamal just committed his first rape tonight
>I'm proud of that lil niqqa

>the dispatcher on zone 9 yelled at me
>I know you'll handle that

>laughing in stream

Mark them bingo cards, Roberts

>caller said he smoked something bad
>his mind isn't functioning properly
>bipolar
>schizo
>going to murder people

Wew, lad.

>a lot of chainsaws

I feel that we missed something here.

>The elusive /MALE WHITE/

>male asian is attempting to rape a female

R A R E

>/MALE ASIAN/

No fucking way. It's a unicorn night, lads.

>/MALE BLACK/ bothering a female while wearing sunglasses

We are back on track.

>nobody is under the tree

>ear rape

contaminated crime scene I think
i.e. forensics can't do shit

>serious condition