No More Boobies For Brits

UK BTFO

Is there a worse nanny-state shithole in Europe?

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>government forces white people to have sex
Terrible tragedy.

porn has side effects

you're aware of who owns the mayor porn outlets right?

You have to provide ID, bank statements, proof of life and a toe just to place a small bet in the UK with garbage scammers like Paddy Power, so doing the same for porn is only natural.

>bongs now have to give their credit card details to access Sup Forums

>be me
>sandnigger
>emigrate to UK from shitskin country
>expect a better life in a civilized country
>mfw i live under soft dictatorship
>mfw terrorists are knifing and running people every week
>mfw my family asks me if I feel safe in Europe
>mfw i was more free and safer in north africa

Go back.

W-what?! The goyim children should have porn shown to them in Infant school!

NOO!

Fuck, I only have a debit card. Time to download all my porn ASAP.
Fucking puritans wasting their time and money on this. This is not even on the list of things society needs.

That's sad. Stumbling upon hardcore porn on the internet is just another part of childhood.

It's not about moral values, it's just another power grab to set precedent so (((they))) can start censuring the internet.

Who do you think controls the UK?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ByFfzMORXSM

This is why Puritans were thrown out of the country.

You have to go back!

Cannot be enforced.. It's silly, once again Amber Rudd shows her complete idiocy in regards to computing. She thought hash tags on twitter was hacking. Stupid fucking bitch, why are idiots like that allowed in power? She has ugly glasses and probably doesn't have sex, hence her anger at the porn industry and the desire to ruin everyone else's fun!

Stinky bitch, this government is on the way out soon.

God help us.

>inb4 brits can only watch government issued inter-racial porn

What like in Mexico? We're not that far gone yet.

Why don't you just regulate the whole world, UK?

So I am no expert but why don't the parents just install programs that stop their children from having access to porn?
And who asked for legislation like that in the first place? If you'd suggest something like that in here, people would laugh at you.

Right of course. The people in power don't care about the morals. It's the people who think this is good for society and support these laws that frustrate me. 'Think of the children' rather than stopping power grabs.

>Prove you're 18

This actually sounds based, and is obviously not 100% enforceable to teenage boys can still get their jollies off. But regulating porno Jews sounds like something Sup Forums would support.

No, just stop watching (((porn))) you degenerate, puritans are wasting their time and so are you.

Our kids have christian names so it's better than Bongistan by default.
Also, nice attempt at writing your own language kek.

Sup Forums would only support it if it was any other country than the UK doing it.

Pablo ibn Taco al Escbobar is not a Christian name I'm afraid my Amerinidian pakistan friend.

Now, to the gas chambers with you!

forbidden fruit etc.
i reckon it will only make things worse when horny teenagers will use their parents' credit info and be charged up the ass

I wish they would do this everywhere in the west and include Sup Forums so the quality of posts would increase.

What about 2D porn though?

Go back Karim.

outlawing dogs is next don't be worried brits just remember fighting back is a hate crime this decade could suck

well, Pablo is the name of a Christian saint, unlike Muhammad or Karim

already illegal in bongistan

>he doesn't keep his porn license stored with his TV license and butter knife license and spoon license stored in his regulatory license safe on top of his other regulated safe to store his spoons, butter knives, TV and porn.

I am truly blessed to live in an Authoritarian police state. I am definitely not leaving as soon as possible when I finish my degree.

NOOO it's too funny, sides already pic related.

wow, the britbong cuckold porn pasta is becoming real.
Anyway, most Britons will just use American porn sites and notice no difference. the only real effect this will have is stifling the British porn industry.
rip petgirls
rip bitchslapped

> while pakis rape white British kids cheered by the cops.

Where is the problem, jews shouldn't brainwash children

Can't find a single thing wrong with this tbqh. Where is the problem?

>government inevitably ask you to submit your credit card details to a database so you can browse Sup Forums because Sup Forums is categorised as an "adult" site
>"Sure thing Mr. Government Minister. What is the problem here?"

You fuckwits.

So Jews distribute pornography to corrupt the minds of youth, yet censor pornography to ceize power...right

WAIT
does it mean this regulation will decrease the number of underage users on Sup Forums?
I, for one, welcome your new feminist overlords

>buy stolen credit cards while they are cheap.exe[1].bmp

this will be an epic failure

Will literally never happen.

the article literally says the government wants to di it by april 2018

You really are retarded aren't you? You would have to provide your personal information to use Sup Forums. The point of this fuckin site is anonymity.

>Sup Forums would only support it if it was any other country than the UK doing it.
Sup Forums has pornographic boards and can be classified as a porn site meaning you have to give credit card information to government kikes to use it. Once the Tories go through with pushing the ban onto adults too you will all be unable to use Sup Forums.

PROXY SERVERS, VPNS ect need i go on! It won't stop shit expect stupid ppl who dont know how the internet works..

>Going on (((porn sites))) in the first place
>Not using tor if you have to

It's not like the law makes any sense because you can literally buy prepaid cards with like $10 on them but your country needs to be cleansed.

This was posted years ago on Sup Forums. Was considered satire back then. Now it seems to be getting real.

>goyim, take in all these immigrants
>oh no goyim, these immigrants are dangerous so we need to take away your freedoms and privacy

Sound familiar yet? It's one of the oldest tactics in the book. Cause a problem through government, solve it with more government. Welfare for example, is a direct result of income taxation + minimum wage putting the entire lowest income segment of the population out of work.

Really, read Lenin's Vanguard theory while you're at it and this stuff suddenly becomes a lot easier to understand.

Oh no, I only have a debit card
I guess I will just have to browse websites hosted outside the UK
Oh wait I already do
Also, this has nothing to do with "protecting the children", the UK is one of the most degenerate countries in Europe, this is just the next step in controlling the internet

>mfw there are retards in this thread that unironically approve of this
fuck off you fucking statists, you're all fucking cancer you pieces of shit

>I CAN'T HAVE SELF-CONTROL SO THE GOVERNMENT MUST DO IT FOR ME
you're just as bad as the niggers receiving welfare checks from their government

Tech degenerate here (hi!) - we bypass this nanny filter using an overseas based VPN, right?

Who are you even talking to

Guys will just torrent porn with VPN or watch it on Tor and if you ban VPNs and Tor guys will just stop fapping.

Not a single one will go out and try to pickup women, because it's pointless.
We who watch porn do so because we have no alternative, we're not Chads, and banning our sex substitutes won't change a thing.

The majority of the internet is porn, there is no way they can filter all of it without scanning every single site you open for certain key words.

They can block a few big names maybe, but porn is literally everywhere.

>there is porn on Sup Forums
>inb4 Sup Forums gets blocked in the UK

...

Think that might be considered illegal if the bill passes, Joseph

Porn is degenerate

>Sup Forums is classified as a porn site because of all the porn boards
>eurocucks can no longer post here without giving gookmoot their CC info
>TOR and almost every VPN is already banned here so they can't bypass it
>90% of eurocuck posters disappear overnight
>Canada and Australia quickly hop on the censorship bandwagon
>the quality of posts on all boards is greatly improved
>loli is now allowed on all porn boards, the main reason it's banned is to save eurocucks from going to jail just for seeing the thumbnails

Tfw Sup Forums is satire.

yeah and if they come for your VPNs you can rent a vps server (5$/mo) , install open source VPN server software on it and have your very private vpn server

Shit, I better save as many anime grills on my hard drive as fast as possible

They have been saying this same shit for like 5-6 years
Its never going to happen

Even if it did, it would only work on a few of the big sites who would have no choice but to comply

>mfw my country wanted to imitate UK retarded internet laws since at least 2008 but it's so technologically illiterate they just gave up

>inb4 lgbtqp porn is exempt from the regulation
I understand your frustration with Sup Forums's stupidity but there is no way they can blacklist every porn site in existance. Indexing the subdomains of the erotic tumblrs alone would take ages, not to mention they wouldn't be able to keep up with the rate at which new porn sites appear. It's just a huge waste of money

Porn is degenerate.

>2013
How did you even remember that you had this?
What kind of organizational system do you use to keep track of shit like this?

But will they check sadpanda?

This isn't a bad idea : half us pollacks were fucked up because porn.

Well, it’s called UK2, so I assume he just searched with the keyword hoping to find something funny or relevant.

Million times better than net jewtrality.

>implying i dont get most of my porno from Sup Forums
i doubt this'll be put into effect, and websites hosted outside of the UK wont have to do shit

But you don't need any ID when you start a Muslim rape gang that grooms 8 year old girls.

2013 wasn't that long ago and if you're a seasoned NEET Sup Forums smelly dicked faggot with nothing else going on in life like 99% of us we can probably trace entire shitposting sprees word for word back to the date and time 4 years ago

>a sandnigger telling another sandnigger to go back
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA You think you're white/western Miguel?

leave him alone gay boy

Man those crazy Socialists in Britain. What will they think of next?
Ban knives because so many Mudslimes stab each other?

Well yeah, but then you could find out who is running a child sex ring in your town or attacking people waiting for buses.

no, you're just projecting. Straight porn reinforces heterosexuality and is empowering to men.
If I were a filthy statist I'd just ban male on male and femdom porn and watch proto-cucks turn into alpha men

>proof that Sasha Grey is completely average looking.

>guys will just stop fapping

No, Daily Sport and Razzel/lad mags where Sonia from Bolton is displayed with her gash out. It'll be like going back to the 1990's all over again.

She's cute though

I need to up my game

Yes, and porn will soon become a very broad term just like 'hate speech' did

Sup Forums will classify as a porn website and you'll have to ID yourself to be able to use it

Sup Forums is blocked for that reason on multiple blocking systems already

Pornography is objectively degenerate and there's zero justification for it most certainly now when children have easier access to it than ever before.

They've already tried to do the same thing in blocking access to piracy websites, surprise surprise there are a million mirror sites and it's unenforcable since everyone still does it

The only justification i need is that I need to fap to anime girls.

Thanks Tories!

>Niggers and mudslimes can't get credit cards because they're there illegally
>They can no longer jerk off to sandpeople feet and gay jihadis fucking pigs
>Amount of sexual emergencies quintuples in a matter of weeks

Bravo, UK. Your government has just proven once more it wants the muzzie dick.

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Rent a droplet for 5$/month, host your own website and use it as a VPN at the same time.

>taking away free porn from young men who are already likely not getting any pussy.
Is prostitution legal in Bongland? While some men may find this as a blessing, many aren't gonna make the transformation necessary to become someone whom ladies will want to fuck.
A bunch of disenfranchised young men who suddenly now don't even have their porn to jerk off too is not a good thing.

>"I am 16 years old, I swear"
>[needs to prove identity to watch porn]
>"I am 32 years old, I swear"

Will this also apply to Sup Forums?

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do you know that Nafris are proven to be the source of criminality in e.g. Germany?

>simply hand over your credit card details, degenerates
>of course we will take good care of them
>no no, we won't track and store your fetishes for potential future use
>it's for the good of the children, you don't hate children do you?

>How could this man possibly take care of his children after divorce? He looked at this SEXIST porn.

>he doesn't "save page as"
you really do

we'll have to go to oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion

Pretty common screencap, altho I am also curious about optimal meme folder organization, mine is a mess

>giving CC details to any porn or gambling site
>ever

China and Russia are licking their lips on this one

Good job, brit cunts

>Sup Forums has to either ban it's NSFW boards in UK
>or UK users need to give chink-moot their credit card info

Kek is punishing you for taking too long with Brexit