>be me >white, freckles, skinny, dark brown hair >Buy AncestryDNA kit >180 dollars down the drain >I thought i'd see exactly where most of my lineage comes from. >Send it off to Dublin
> 6 weeks pass >"Sorry, we need you to do it again" >Wait 2 more weeks for replacement >Send it off >Wait 6 more weeks >Results are in
>Primarily Western European, Irish and Scandinavian >to be expected
>29% Pacific islander >Dad was Fijian so no big deal
>... >no... >4%.. >4% East Asian... >tfw asian
What do I do 4chens?
Liam Ramirez
>29% pacific islander Being a maorinigger is worse than being asian, embrace your rice.
Angel Howard
cut your dick off before it reproduces
Blake Gray
>white
How were you white if your dad was Fijian? You're mixed...
Jonathan Ward
You're less worried about being 29% pacific islander and more about 4% Asian? How does that work
Cameron Thomas
Which way is guaranteed to make me infertile? Is it like cutting your wrists?
Lengthways for results & sideways for attention?
Camden Cox
I'm one of the whitest people out there but my dad is fijian so...
Jaxson Myers
Yeah hate to break it to you, you're not white. It's not even the one drop bullshit, you're 33% non-white.
Adam Carter
How should i end it?
Brayden Jackson
Don't, white people are gay. Move to Nippon ginko and rejoin your ancestors.
Parker Ramirez
>Look at the op flag >Asian dna What did you expect op?
Austin Myers
>white people are gay I must say i'm intrigued...
Please sensei, teach me the ways of Nippon and rice cultivation.
Jayden Powell
>I'm one of the whitest people out there but I'm 1/3rd not white
Jacob Ortiz
By that logic you're probably African.
Oliver White
Physically, user... Physically...
Asher Cooper
I live in Tokyo dawg, and I'm only a halfbreed. Come here and I'll teach you how to eat instant ramen in bed instead.
William Hughes
>4% East Asian..
Polynesians originally come from taiwan
Ian Reyes
>Ramen >Tokyo >Anti-caucasian homophobia
Sign me the fuck up sensei!
Logan Bennett
I'm half algerian, khouya. Proud of my dark skin.
Anthony Hernandez
DNA tests can only track you back so far. If everyone took the test, following your logic, everyone would be purely african.
Jayden Sanchez
polynesians are only thought to have ventured out of asia mixing with papua new guineans one or two thousand years ago or so.
Owen Howard
C H I N K ' D
Jacob Jackson
Welcome to the horde.
Isaac Sanchez
You CANNOT make this shit up. France YES!
Noah Sanchez
Its a fucking government datamine, why would you ever do that
Jose Long
I'm like 0.4% Asian, 0.1% black and Jewish. Rest is pure euro. Fuck the 1 drop rule.
Evan Scott
>lengthwise or sideways Both. So that itll look like a cross. Hopefully that will purge the vile dick of all its worthlessness
Tyler Thomas
I'm 1.5% East Asian
I used to think it was a big deal then I see these white nationalists who are 15% chink