AncestryDNA

>be me
>white, freckles, skinny, dark brown hair
>Buy AncestryDNA kit
>180 dollars down the drain
>I thought i'd see exactly where most of my lineage comes from.
>Send it off to Dublin

> 6 weeks pass
>"Sorry, we need you to do it again"
>Wait 2 more weeks for replacement
>Send it off
>Wait 6 more weeks
>Results are in

>Primarily Western European, Irish and Scandinavian
>to be expected

>29% Pacific islander
>Dad was Fijian so no big deal

>...
>no...
>4%..
>4% East Asian...
>tfw asian

What do I do 4chens?

>29% pacific islander
Being a maorinigger is worse than being asian, embrace your rice.

cut your dick off before it reproduces

>white

How were you white if your dad was Fijian? You're mixed...

You're less worried about being 29% pacific islander and more about 4% Asian? How does that work

Which way is guaranteed to make me infertile?
Is it like cutting your wrists?

Lengthways for results & sideways for attention?

I'm one of the whitest people out there but my dad is fijian so...

Yeah hate to break it to you, you're not white. It's not even the one drop bullshit, you're 33% non-white.

How should i end it?

Don't, white people are gay. Move to Nippon ginko and rejoin your ancestors.

>Look at the op flag
>Asian dna
What did you expect op?

>white people are gay
I must say i'm intrigued...

Please sensei, teach me the ways of Nippon and rice cultivation.

>I'm one of the whitest people out there but I'm 1/3rd not white

By that logic you're probably African.

Physically, user... Physically...

I live in Tokyo dawg, and I'm only a halfbreed. Come here and I'll teach you how to eat instant ramen in bed instead.

>4% East Asian..

Polynesians originally come from taiwan

>Ramen
>Tokyo
>Anti-caucasian homophobia

Sign me the fuck up sensei!

I'm half algerian, khouya. Proud of my dark skin.

DNA tests can only track you back so far.
If everyone took the test, following your logic, everyone would be purely african.

polynesians are only thought to have ventured out of asia mixing with papua new guineans one or two thousand years ago or so.

C H I N K ' D

Welcome to the horde.

You CANNOT make this shit up. France YES!

Its a fucking government datamine, why would you ever do that

I'm like 0.4% Asian, 0.1% black and Jewish. Rest is pure euro. Fuck the 1 drop rule.

>lengthwise or sideways
Both. So that itll look like a cross. Hopefully that will purge the vile dick of all its worthlessness

I'm 1.5% East Asian

I used to think it was a big deal then I see these white nationalists who are 15% chink