Yellowstone

Well, it's the day you've all been waiting for.
Just thought I'd give fair warning

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sure thing bud

Get hype

Finally after 640,000 years. Today's the day.

Let's get started.

>all the spics will die
Thank God

What do we get from you, if it doesn't happen today?

ok desu
>YELLOW-CHAN REPORTING IN
>24TH HYPE BRIGADE REPORTING
>AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTING DIVISION 420 REPORTING

Of all the threads that get repeated here this is most autistic.

wb NK threads

I dunno. Something's going to happen today, count on it. Might not be Yellowstone but something.

>only 3-10mm of ash
feelsgood.png

thicc

Isn't this an overlay of that penis preferral chart?

Quick rundown. We fucked?

Don't shoot Aussie sheila's and your super volcano's will remain dormant.

Hey faggot, You're going down with us. Nuclear winter Will cause mass world wide famine.

Am I fucked if I'm in the orange or can I drive away?

>t. Rochester MN

Depends on how many gas masks you own

Will I be able to survive with 1000mm of ash on top of me?

Yes please

>The fertile fields of the Midwest destroyed

Cool at least I don't live in Boise or Denver anymore, Albuquerque will be aight.

At least I'll die Anglo

You'll be dead from the sound of the blast.

yes if you have scuba diving gear

its happening in 13 hours

good luck bois

>13 hours

How do we know this again?

...

Stop freaking me out Sup Forums
I only live one state away

how do you know? the swarm from june is still going, but it could just be an active summer, right?

How is making this thread not bannab yet?

Well your fucked user

7.3M earthquake 4minutes ago at yellowstone national park

livescience.com/20714-yellowstone-supervolcano-eruption.html

Lol literally stole it from an article that would show an example of it.

it literally has nothing to do with politics but if I make a thread about the housing bubble it gets moved to /biz/

so I dunno

>the most vague prediction ever
>something somewhere will happen, just you watch
We have a regular Nostradamus here. Something DID happen. OP was a faggot.

Operation Burned Burgers shall begin!

Sometimes I make threads topics in history either I get banned or it gets moved to /bant/ there is no consistency. This thread should get OP banned though. It's just one retard pretending something is going to happen and autists blindly replying agreeing with him.

?????

>YELLOWSTONE THREAD
>Might not be yellowstone but just you wait oh ho ho ho ho

Bait thread.

>happening and potential happening threads dont belong on Sup Forums
nigga wot

>implying that volcanic ash isn't a great fertiliser.
Give it a coupe of years and the land will be better for farming than ever before.

Post ending in 666

My body is ready..... to be covered in ash and soot....

If i was in salt lake city if i pack and start driving now where would i have the highest survival chance?

>yellowstone explodes
>west coast (nobody likes those hippies anyway) and mid west (nobody cares) is pompi
>east coast, and mid east gets mild sprinkle of ash
>ash helps all plants grow beyond proportion
>food is overflowing and becomes a major export
>ash settles, and Yellowstone becomes an even larger landmark than hawaii because volcano
>other counties sympathies with US and donates.
>refugees and wetbacks wouldn't even want to migrate to america
>USA becomes an even stronger world power
downside?

>What do we get from you, if it doesn't happen today?

The exact same thread tomorrow...

If numbers, G-d will purge americucks for their degeneracy

Whats up with all the armchair moderation lately? Probably some new gay meme... Either way, GO FUCK YOURSELF

átok

I might die, there's your downside

btw it will be radioactive ash. you will go blind and your lungs will grow tumors

>might
downside?

What's with all the autists pretending something is going to happen at Yellowstone? What are you sliding you disinfo kike?

since when did volcanoes have radioactive material? also we all become super heros
D O W N S I D E ?

Depends how fast I can drive away from it

I bet nothing happens.

best get driving now

if you died today id be satisfied

I point out that youre a fucking cocksucker and that means im sliding the board? Die nigger

"Not white" threads are still worse

...

Alright what's your address I'll drive to your place and we can hang senpai

holy shit what the fuck
L O O K A T T H E D A T E

Source?

>n-nothing's going to happen at Yellowstone!
>stop posting about it!
>r-really we swear nothing is going to happen, don't worry about Yellowstone at all
>don't make threads about it!
>don't mention it!
>you aren't a kike are you? Why would you post about Yellowstone then? Don't do that or else you're a kike!
Hmmmmmm....

how fast can you drive to phila

here's wat to expect


basically everyone die when new ice age begins

Why is everyone itt acting like we need fertile lands for food?
We've been eating pink slime and plastic our entire lives, we'll be fine

>07/17/17
KEK WILLS IT

14 hours I'll be there by tonight

Of course the world had to end when I'm hungover.
KEK.

Nothing will happen.

Sup Forums's mindset in a nutshell

It's simple.
We have mountains. Mountains are like natures bunkers.
Just go underground. We shall become dwarves.

I wish God would get to it already. The Earth can't go on like this.

WE WUZ DWARES

I'm in Idaho. I get ashed immediately. Sweet, sweet rapture while you enjoy slowly suffocating on burning ash, starvation, famine, plague, and other horrors. HAHAHAHA

You said it was happening in 7-8 hours over 10 hours ago.

If my post is digits, then my prediction of you being gangraped to death by niggers is going to come true and the same thing is going to happen to OP's family.

>Dwarves
Just call me Urist mcAnon

cme triggered happenings?

>when dust settles it's time for pic related

Hey, I'm a spudnigger too.

What town you trapped in? We could hang out and argue with eachother in person sometime.

Hell, I might even know you already.

now cucks cant say "global warming hur dur"
downside?

earthquaketrack.com/recent
Lier

Praise Kek

there is alot of stupid niggers in philadelphia maybe you are one of them

i'm at yellowstone
the birds are not making any sound
it's very quiet
something is spooking the animals
i wear a fur suit and give the bison beer and jello shots

>Philadelphia
>In Idaho

Quality reading comprehension you have there, bro.

A real testament to the intellectual superiority of the white race, amirite?

RIP user he was a good boy

THAS RITE

Do you let them fuck your ass too?

You should not do that, jello is bad for them.
Unless it is all natural jello.

t.

how do i now what state you meant
"i iz da ho" i dont speak spook boy

Reminder that all those elite bunkers, all those DUMBs, all those weird excavations in mountains....

They were not part of a plan to nuke humanity for the elites to survive.

THEY WERE IN PREPARATION FOR YELLOWSTONE!

Kek

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