When I was a kid, I was at a Canadian summer fair where a guy died. They had this "reverse slingshot" ride where you were strapped in, between 2 giant poles, pulled down and then released and flug upward to the end of the bungee line. The line released it's apex and buddy feel like 100ft or so and died. True Story.
Thomas Harris
>20% of american pregnancies are with canadian men near border states
One time after granddad had a new body part put in, he had a huge bottle of Oxycotin. I was over and he was all doped up, grabbed the bottle and said >You want these?? I hear they're worth a lot of money
Not my fault eh? Hey losers, shoulda lived where it's NOT on fire eh? Ever think of that?? Eh?? Go get a job at Tim Hortons and work for a new house loser.
Hudson Brooks
I'm sure the statistics will show there are no differences between whites and other races, especially crime stats and general competency numbers. I'm sure the non-diverse forest service just 'got lucky' and it is 'global warmings fault'. I'll be even more sure when the arbiters of truth at the CBC tell me.
until then i will dream of the beige horizon of equality and hope:
White Canadians are drugged out, violent, psychotic alcoholic junkies.
Like you're the bottom of the white races. Don't point fingers. Must Canadians survive off petty crime, white collar crime and fucking over anyone they can.
I'm not posting news stories about Americans here bud........
Isaac Sullivan
Half my family comes from a clan of inbred bootleggers.
NOT criminal, just good ol boys trying to make some damned money eh??
Juan Thompson
First joke I ever heard about Canadians
>What do Canadian women, say to their dates?? Get off me daddy, you're squishing my smokes
HAW HAW HAW
James Watson
DAILY REMINDER; More than Half of ALL Canadians will be dead in 40-50 years.
>Canadian seniors now outnumber children for 1st time, 2016 census shows
NO ONE cares............. Don't worry, I get it. It feels like my grandad will never die. He's been alive my whole life, why is that going to change? It won't.
Everyone dies.
It's going to be weird. I mean literal post-apocolyptic scenario of a giant empty country of little or no laws
I'd say a good portion are 75+ too.
Adrian Green
With the housing market collapsing, Boomers are going to loose their shirts and commit suicide in droves, leaving their elderly parents uncared for, cause the youth are hungry and hate filled.
Half will be dead in 5 years. Strange days ahead.
I'm out for today. Feel free to keep the thread going.
Just remember > Boomers are finally losing their asses