You have 50 acres of farmland left to you by a dead Uncle, what does Sup Forums do with it?

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Make artisan human cheese.

Turn it into a Neverland Ranch just for Barron Trump, fill it with sexually suggestive rides then hide in there naked and let the games begin

my comfy warm home and 5 dogs and at night we run around in the forest and howl at the moon at eat live deer
>horns
what the fguh

Create a nice homestead compound with housing for close friends and family to ensure a small part of the country can remain unblemished.

fpbp

>Plebbitor detected.

Build a race track and hoon in my spare time

Make a underground torture chamber for niggers and sandniggers

Depends on the terrain.

If heavily forested, difficult terrain, then make it right wing death squads training zone.

If plains, good soil, then start up my own farm.

I would like both though.

start mikes home for wayward girls and open a for profit prison for young women.

make a holocaust museum

Find 50 acres worth of niggers.

>Obtain mineral rights for the land, if not included in my inheritance.
>Inspect the whole property
>Build a home inside of a hill, slightly larger than what I think I'll need
>Start farming

Might also do like the leaf and let close friends and family live on my land too, as long as they help me care for the land, garden, and any animals I've got. Naturally if they help with crops or animals, they get a fair share of produce.

Use what it's intended for and start a farm. Being mostly self sufficient is a pretty good advantage. Also make a small gun range somewhere in there so that I can invite my friends over and not have to pay fees at some shitty overpriced range.

Farm it?

build a motocross track and BRAAAAAP. also start shooting hetero white nazi pornos on the property.

Give it away to government to build a camp for refugees.

This

With that Flag I'm not shocked.

>farm it

you do realise that all the produce you grow would be worth like $10 right?

If you start your own farm in 2017 you are mentally retarded

1000m shooting range

>please tell me how to live my queen

>current year+2
>not growing your own food

your fucking up senpai

Sell half of the land, develop the rest for me to live on.

>believing the wageslave jew
having no master but the land is worth it in itself. But the government also subsidizes your crops so it's not worthless and you can use the outer crops to conceal your marijuana.

Why?
Farners make millions

What the actual fuck?

>not knowing organic food rakes in big bucks in 2017
50 acres though

No, they really don't

(you)

>you do realise that all the produce you grow would be worth like $10 right?

Nowhere in the world that matters would you only get $10 for what you've farmed on 50 acres. You can make more than that with just a few squash plants. Or raise chickens and sell the eggs. Ducks instead, if you want to sell more expensive eggs.

A garden that's not even half an acre can easily make you over $10,000 if you're not retarded.

Yes farmers with huge quantities of land. Do you realise how tiny 50 acres are?

>50 acres of farmland
Sell it to one of his sons for 2 hogs. I dont have the knowhow to use it, I dont really care to and I would be shocked he didnt give it to his sons.

I live in a state with many farmers and major farms. Most are owned by companies like Perdue, Tyson Foods, etc. Farmers aren't millionaires.

>50 acres

Just fucking weep with joy for a few days straight.
I think people are moreso thinking of being self reliant then selling all the food

>A garden that's not even half an acre can easily make you over $10,000 if you're not retarded.

This person lives in cloud cuckoo land

Depending where it's located... I'll take a few acres off you and build a log cabin and grow marijuana..obviously I'll cut you in on the crop

maybe in africa they do mate

Yeah so, use 40 for orchids that have low maintenance and use the other 10 to sustain yourself for 10 years with whatever you can think of.

Pears and figs.

Mmmmm yummy

Build a house, toolshed, sauna and barn. Proceed to farm potatoes, strawberries and field mustard just like grandad taught me as a kid. Depending on location either keep my engineering gig or just live inna woods on my savings.

organic farming is the way to overthrow the wallstreet kike ag companies. i don't buy it to save the planet, just to beat the hebes.

>I think people are moreso thinking of being self reliant then selling all the food

Yes but do you realise how much sweat goes into growing a single kilogram of tomatoes?

Maybe.

lel forget about the struggle and enjoy the freedom that 50 acres brings

On 50 acres you could grow enough for two families.

Yeah but you're only getting 50 acres. You're not getting equipment or money to start a farm. You just have the land. Which is worth $$$ but if you have no way to do anything with it, it's worth whatever someone would buy it off of you for.

Get my father to draw building plans while my brother and I build the house. Plant stuff and buy chickens.

Lease the land to a farmer and keep a small section fenced off for a shooting range.

>Establish self-reliant farm
>windmills/solar panels
>shooting range
>secede from the union, declare my property my sovereign kingdom
>acquire willing queen
>fill her supple body with heirs
>build bomb shelter
>survive the coming doomsday.
>no happenings come along, I can retire and die a kang.

Also, will build a Chapel and free roam park for doggos.

Grow marijuana.

I dunno its a pretty good business here, I would be surprised if it was not in the USA.

You can make about 50 000 rand every three months here with only 30 female pigs and they dont take up any space at all in terms of acres.

You could buy 50 acres in Eastern Europe for like $1000

>keep a low profile
>build an off the grid bunker complex by hand
>await the happening!

Addendum: try to maintain some contact with outside world in case I have no male heirs. I refuse to be a Targaryen or Henry VIII

Oh, emu.

I start building houses on it and give the homes away to poor refugees

We still have some decent sized family owned farms here in the NE
They're making millions selling to those big guys-but yes MOST farmers don't have big acreage anymore

depends on what you're growing and how much actually comes up with decent size

that's a high standard but can be done after you get into the grove after a few seasons

>tractor
>handtools
>reliable contacts
>farmhand(s)
>youtube
couple thousand should do

wat

So cheap, thats it. I am moving to Eastern Europe and farming some pigs.

Well I'll show you how much land you can get in my state

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Fucking 83 acres. which is 33 more than what is given here. For under a million.

build a giant tomb

Watch the movie Threads, bong. Nuclear war in Sheffield. I just saw The Day After (Burger version, showed me nuclear happenings in my hometown of Kansas City).

>....and family live on my land too
When one of their stupid kids starts a meth lab the DEA comes and shoots you.

Produce is very expensive here.

It's a joke, you dips.

>figs
I mean I get you're from south africa but come on

Clearly you don't know how much farm equipment costs.

figs are great my man

People don't like figs in america?

>50 acres

Add it to the 400 acres I already own

>shitskin immigrants from Somalia, Mexico, Turkey, The Dominican Republic, Peurto Rico, and California

>all move near your land. Elect leftist mayors, senators, presidents, and governors.

>Your property tax rate goes up to 90 percent of your income

>can't afford it anymore

>government confiscates your land and builds section 8 commie blocks on it

>settles 25 families with H1B visas from India as well as 50 Pakistani families

>BRAAAAP
You'd have to let other red pilled riders on. Right? :^)

Well damn

Grow something and get money. With 20 hectares even corn would provide a nice income.

Yes, would also like a private forest.

I just planted 3 acres of cider apples and was about to plant another 3.5 acres of rare fruit trees, but i see now that i was wrong.

I should do the smart thing in 2017 and sell the land to a developer to build a shitty commieblock to house rapefugees.

>things that arent true

bush parties. every day and night

start a right wing death squad training camp

>qay

you could easily start farming with ten grand on 50 acres and make your money back within a year or two

You don't need a damn combine yet

Grow a paw paw tree orchard

It's the United States largest native fruit tree and it tastes like a mix between a banana and a mango

The farmers do that here and make tons of cash in spring and summer renting their plots out for outdoor festivals.

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Read, retard

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Dude, that sounds damn good.

I think I would sell my land to a developer though. Fuck farming.

5 acres for house and grounds, including 1 acre as a raised bed vegetable garden.

20 acres a mix of fruit and nut trees.

25 acres for small vineyard, including facilities of production.

Doesn't it take like six years for an apple to bear fruit?

Gotta do something else while they grow like kale, canola or hay.

That's my dream. Live out in the country, in a majority white county. Start a family and have a little homestead, and do odd jobs to make by while working the land.

Except I'm stuck in a suburban hell that is already mostly Hispanic. They should have a new Homestead Act or grant program since farmers are dying out.

I'd go down fighting before that happens. Fuck the degenerate animals.

>paying everything up front all at once

You realize you don't have to do this right?

lmao

>When one of their stupid kids starts a meth lab the DEA comes and shoots you.

You must have shit relatives. I've got my fair share too, and you can bet your ass they wouldn't be anyone I'd trust to even visit my land.

It's more likely random assholes would try to set a lab up. Last year there were some guys driving through my neighbor's field at 3am, trying to get to the woods to hide theirs. Most people know not to shit where they eat, but it takes a special kind of retard to fuck around in a farmer's field.

We have 16000 hectare between us in the extended family :^)

seat farms

(Sweden)

You usually lease equipment out from neighboring farmers if you have a small farm. A second hand tractor and a plough is all you really need.

Paw Paws get eaten up by animals, plus they're impossible to ship since they bruise easily. That's why you don't find them in super markets, most of the food is breed to be hardy and ship easily.

That land?

Sell the timber rights to the largest bidder, deforest the entirety of it. Then, sell off the tamed land to whatever corporate interest wants it. Being a millionaire is more important than trees. The Taiga is the second largest biome on the planet, the loss of trees won't do shit.

Farm *corperations* can make millions. The 50 acre farmer is going to see a return in a generations or so. Equipment and infrastructure is the highest cost for the newbie farmer.

Most people that just jump in, as it appears OP might want to do, have no communal resources- they don't know the people around to help them out or even where to start.

They usually buy equipment way overpriced and junk if not brand new ($$$$$$). Some areas, the farmers wont sell anything worth anything to "outsiders." Not true everywhere but it is almost universal outsiders get the shit end of the stick in almost any arena.

Then there is going to be a few year learning curve, largely on your own. To be quite frank, you probably wouldn't even be able to do it if we didn't live in the age of the internet.

Your best bet is to start very, very small. The quickest and most profitable way to "farm" is probably mushrooms, which won't be sustainable without even more infrastructure and learning curve.

In other words, you'll be dependent on outside sources for alot of material until you learn mushrooms and save up for infrastructure to become more "closed loop", traditional farm.

Keep that in mind, that you'll be dependent on outside materials which are not only costly, but if transportation sector gets shut down for whatever reason, you don't get shipped goods. If your "supply" farm has a bad batch, it becomes your headache. Work towards closing your loops as much as possible.

Do away with all your cable/netflix/hulu/ etc and spend your time learning how to revitalize that land, what works there, and prove yourself to your community. Once they see that you will be treated much better and be far more profitable.

t. Literal Farmer

Well not everyone wants a farm. I could make way more developing it by putting houses on it or townhouses.

Grow corn

Yeah my brother works at wendys and i work at mcdonalds, we make 300k $/year and we have about 200.000 hectars of land

Oh did I mention we're 7ft tall and have 20 inch dicks aswell? Yeah das rite

Why? Of all the uses it has... why the fuck would you grow corn?