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Say goodbye to UK posters come next year

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But I'm 25

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There will still be plenty of cheese pizza on youtube kids

If you live in UK and want a good business idea to make some money. Download tons of porn and store it on some external hard drives.
Sell thumb drives to people with porn vids on it for 20 bucks. You can make thousands a month in the black market of adult content that will open up.

>BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Bye, freedom.

kek porn prohibition, maybe they'll make "moonshine" porn videos at home, better hide the steak knives first.

Change your DNS server. Problem solved.

Operation dickpix is a go?

>bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40630582

Not going to work. The government, like most are fucking clueless when it comes to the internet. The UK government is really fucking stupid though.

Porn sites will have credit checks?

>VPN

Sup Forums isn't a porn site, it's a site with some porn on it. So this..


>The age-check requirement applies to any website or other online platform that provides pornography "on a commercial basis" to people in the UK.

Won't apply.

Child traffickers telling me to think of the children episode 1023

Our mobile Networks already come with Content Lock anyway

I already think about children all the time. It's all I do, really.

Nothing will happen
They said the same thing years ago

Even if they were dumb enough to actually try and not get blocked, theres countless 1000s of sites and only a few big famous ones would even think of complying
Even for those, work around or fake credit card info or would be used

>this scares the Brit

This. They don't even know how they would enforce it. Hypothetically they could sanction paysites for not enforcing but this whole venture sounds as futile as the war on drugs.

The last time the UK tried to pull some shit like this it was ISPs banning torrent sites. Google cached pages/translated pages/proxies/mirrors were all simple work-arounds.

>this scares the Brit
Genuinely frightened by those mams.
Yeuch.

Give me small titties any day.

This won't solve anything. Kids will just turn to softcore porn on youtube like pic related and Spiderman and Elsa. Then they'll grow up with an even MORE confused and unrealistic perception of sex and intimacy.

And what's stopping them from just swiping daddy or mommy's ID?

>They don't even know how they would enforce it.
Sure, they have the go ahead, but after the shitstorm election where the Tories lost pretty much the entire under 30 vote because of BRexit and student loans, any attempt to seriously implement this would just alienate everybody else.

Literally no-one other than censorial dicktater MayMay has any interest in this, it is a lose-lose proposition.

MayMay will get handed her hat and coat and this bullfuckery will get quietly buried.

If anything, we're entering the Shimoneta world.

BBC News 2019

Identity Fraud and Online Credit card theft have both increased 8000% this year, experts are baffled
Because putting in your credit card details on every random porn site is a great idea

Dem Polish udders be scary

This is some shady shit, are you going to have to apply for an internet-ID card from your ISP. People laughed when I predicted a thumb print scanner you plug into your USB slot to log into the internet, we are 1-step closer to it every day.

Politicians really should stay the fuck away from anything relating to the internet.
Their technical knowledge is that of your average grandma, and they try to make laws that are impossible to enforce, because they just don't understand how shit works.

>The age-check requirement applies to any website or other online platform that provides pornography "on a commercial basis" to people in the UK.
>It allows a regulator to fine any business that refuses to comply and to ask third-party payment services to withdraw support.
>any business
So not Sup Forums or Tumblr then.
Probably not even free porn sites, unless they have paid subscriptions.

And commercial porn sites ALREADY don't sell services to minors.

More pics?

>The age-check requirement applies to any website or other online platform that provides pornography "on a commercial basis" to people in the UK.
>It allows a regulator to fine any business that refuses to comply and to ask third-party payment services to withdraw support.
>any business

So not Sup Forums and none of the non-premium versions of xhamster, xvideo, pornhub, etc.

None of the non-UK firms either as they don't service the UK, so pretty much 99% of all available content.

{Quietly shelved, nobody notices}

Typical bullfuckery.

The porn ID thing isn't about porn or minors, it's just an excuse for more regulation. Typical government expansion tactic.

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We have protected kids from porn sites

Sounds better than we now require credit card age checks on sites that already make you use a credit card to buy access to password protected porn

These people who make the laws dont even understand you can find more porn on a google image search than they ever had access to when growing up

lmao

>The porn ID thing isn't about porn or minors, it's just an excuse for more regulation. Typical government expansion tactic.

Which will go nowhere since most porn sites only take $$$ for premium content if that.

wow

What is bbw?

>require credit card age checks

This was tried about a decade ago with all of that agecheck bullshit and universally rejected because people just closed their browser windows and went elsewhere that didn't have it.

This sort of shit has to be universal or it doesn't work and there is no way it will be universal with the First Amendment in place.

Literally fucking shit tier shilling over bullshit.

Most kids nowadays know what a proxy is and use them at schools to unblock games, who's to say they won't do it to get porn at home.

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>Don't get your Internet contract torn
>bin that porn

>The age-check requirement is supposed to make it harder for children to see pornography
They won't throw the people into boiling water, they'll put them in cold water and then slowly heat it up. They could eventually block Sup Forums because it has boards that allow porn.

>Mindgeek, which operates several of the world's most popular porn sites, has also previously indicated support.
The BBC is so busy "fact-checking" inconvenient facts that they spelled MindGeek wrong.

>Give me small titties any day.
Just keep them away from Australia or they'll be arrested for child pornography.

>So not Sup Forums
Definitely not Sup Forums, it even says:
>the act does not tackle the fact that services including Twitter and Tumblr contain hardcore pornography but will not be required to introduce age-checks
So Sup Forums should also be fine

>and none of the non-premium versions of xhamster, xvideo, pornhub, etc.
Maybe, maybe not. I think a completely free site would be fine, but if they have premium accounts and subscriptions as options then they may require verification of age even to view the free stuff, it's very unclear.

>None of the non-UK firms either as they don't service the UK, so pretty much 99% of all available content.
It says:
>The age-check requirement applies to any website or other online platform that provides pornography "on a commercial basis" to people in the UK.
So non-UK sites providing to the UK will probably have to demand checks.

All this is going to do is cause a huge influx in scamming. When legitimate sites start demanding your credit card details just to view the site, then idiots are going to give their details to dodgy sites too.

Holy shit man, her leg is like 20 times bigger than his

>{Quietly shelved, nobody notices}
>Typical bullfuckery.

The only way this shit would work is if they pulled down the internet and rebuilt it with sites heavily controlled. To police is internet like the manner they want is going to have them play the worlds biggest whack-a-mole game.

Is this the biggest issue that the british government has to solve? What about the fucking Brexit?

*VPNs behind you*

heh, nice try buddy

Basically. If a website is going to require ID checks from UK visitors only, then just proxy from France? Lol

That's true, but most porn sites just have a "Are you over 18?" pop-up or screen, that's all they're required to have by law. Then you can browse them, and if you want content you have to pay for it, obviously. But now, you'll have to provide credit BEFORE accessing the website, before you even purchase anything.

>None of the non-UK firms either
No, it's been made clear that any pornographic distributor will have to have the age check before providing access to anyone visiting the site from the UK. This won't affect anyone else, just UK customers. If companies don't want to do this and don't want to get fined either, they'll IP block to the UK. Simple as that.
Also, don't forget the Digital Economy Act also has this --
>raising the maximum penalty for instances of online piracy from two to 10 years

Whenever i see one these signs i think, "yeah, i do"

Now imagine the size of her vagina

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>Basically. If a website is going to require ID checks from UK visitors only, then just proxy from France? Lol

It blows my mind how clueless they are. They would have to change the internet as we know it, make it a closed system, no connecting to chinese or russian sites or whatever. Stricly controlled.

Maybe they are putting this shit in place so when some 'calamity' occurs, and stops or destroys the internet as we know it, they can rebuild the new one their way with it stricly controlled.

>don't want to get fined either
>non UK legal entity

What the literal fuck planet are you on?

So basically we're back in the fucking 80s?

youtube.com/watch?v=2xNLxtZR850

>So basically we're back in the fucking 80s?
The Falkland's are British!

was that an attempt at derailing the thread? lmao

>UKucks vote in Sharia May
>UKucks rangeban themselves from Sup Forums

She must be captured and bred

Big Blacked Womb

Doesn't even Sup Forums have in fact a bloody age check or something? It only appears first you enter Sup Forums from a computer and it's been years since I last saw it but I think it does exist.

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yep, pretty much.

>was that an attempt at derailing the thread? lmao

Not particularly, but you mentioned the '80's when that shit happened, so it seemed relevant.

Also Anglo-Argentine interaction has to revolve around the Falkland Island's otherwise what is the point of having them?

Which we do by the way, in case you've forgotten.

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and you need cc to unlock

Only if you go to Sup Forums, if you go straight to a board url you dont get that shit

>I like to travel
cock tourist detected
dropped

>unemployed
>likes to travel

How about you get on a bike to fucking work

Absolutely a*erican

Bin them boobs. Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
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you're getting desperate now

I want to put my shaved head in her vagina and suck her huge toes.

I'm not scared of anything with my concealed carry (pic related)

Holy shit

>you're getting desperate now
Have a Meh...

You'll never be anything more than a sore loser.

fuck off plebian

Big blubbery whale.

Dont be a heel

Bin that wheel

Calm down akmed. No reason to go all snack bar. I'm sure it will still be legal for men to rape kids there. You just can't look at boobies on the internet.

>Be US customs and border control
>Buy 14,550,803 rounds with taxpayer money
>Use 15
WASTE

Butter Binging Whale

kek, underrated

The board will have less cucks on it, i support this.

I miss Nuts mag

>tfw I'm 24 and don't have a credit card, only debit. therefore I can never watch porn? the fuq

also typing your credit card details, im sure there's no way rogue sites will abuse this.

why don't parents monitor what their kids are doing or have filters at ISP and home level, this shit is bananas. maximum nanny state.

You deserve those trips my man. But seriously, it's no joke bin that spoke.

>I miss Nuts mag
I know it's hard with just one hand, but try and improve your aim.

I don't see the problem. Theresa May is stamping out degeneracy.

Just some of the reasons why this is a censors pipe dream and either will never happen or if it does will be quietly shelved once May May is fired.

They're just laying the groundwork and setting the precedent for further internet control. Not really something to shrug your shoulders at, even though there are ways easily around it. We're giving up ground.

so they are finally cracking down on youtube and daytime television?

This is awesome. All we have to do is make brit bong posts porn threads and they can gtfo.
BTFO BONGS
You lads across the pond over there better straighten your shit out. They will push for biometrics to log on the internet after this step if you dumb fucks allow it.
JFC find your balls and get some liberty. Ameribros got your backs, but you all need to step up to the plate first.

>captured

Theresa May is our democratically elected leader. The People have spoken. 5 MORE YEARS!

> Theresa May is stamping out degeneracy.

Yeah good luck stopping people from looking at porn, any retard can use a proxy. And if you ban porn people can start making a profit off of it. But if it makes it inaccessible to a lot of people then perhaps its a good thing, but banning never means fully getting rid of something.

Now THAT's a big bitch!!

>will never happen or if it does will be quietly shelved once May May is fired.
>May
>fired
Hello Momentum cuck. You are not welcome on Sup Forums

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