Brit/pol/ - The BASED Alex Salmond Edition

>Within one year you will actually have to hand over your credit card information if you want to access porn
theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/17/age-checks-introduced-porn-websites-uk-credit-card-details
archive.is/20YBm

>Britain blowing billions on ‘pathetic’ fighter jets that are ‘too heavy’ and give away positions to the enemy
thesun.co.uk/news/4032021/britain-blowing-billions-on-pathetic-fighter-jets-that-are-too-heavy-and-give-away-positions-to-the-enemy/
archive.is/6ivOs

>Doctor Who slaughtered on the altar of (((Equality)))
theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/jul/16/doctor-who-jodie-whittaker-as-the-first-female-time-lord-will-make-this-show-buzz-again
archive.is/uBK6I

>Marxist McDonnell condemns bLiar's approach to Brexit, calling him 'out of touch'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/john-mcdonnell-labour-party-jeremy-corbyn-article-50-second-referendum-a7842881.html

>Conservatives promise £1.3bn extra for the DfE, to come from savings made within the DfE
theguardian.com/education/2017/jul/17/justine-greening-raids-free-schools-budget-for-education-bailout
archive.is/IrMl8

>Vince Cable disowns Lib Dem election promise to make Brexit hell for May
express.co.uk/news/politics/829087/Theresa-May-Brexit-process-Vince-Cable-Liberal-Democrat-pledge
archive.is/sco21

>Labour MP (Eleanor Smith) claims Black Country flag is racist and should be scraped
metro.co.uk/2017/07/16/labour-mp-claims-black-country-flag-is-racist-and-should-be-scrapped-6782784/
archive.is/Y8mxe

>Phillip Hammond says public sector workers overpaid in private (Conservative backstabbing begins)
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/chancellor-philip-hammond-all-but-admits-public-sector-workers-overpaid-a7843461.html
archive.is/A0cYv

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metro.co.uk/2017/07/16/labour-mp-claims-black-country-flag-is-racist-and-should-be-scrapped-6782784/
theyworkforyou.com/mp/24926/jacob_rees-mogg/north_east_somerset/votes
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40630582
theyworkforyou.com/mp/24926/jacob_rees-mogg/north_east_somerset/divisions?policy=6673
youtube.com/watch?v=zCEpSWQsRPE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Mogg is genuinely conservative and these generals have been subverted by Momentum, a communist group in the UK

cope stop trying to still bait burgers to the thread by being subtle

He's also a Catholic and would be a horrendous choice for Tory leader. For then anyway, i couldn't care less about them.

Should we revive The Military Act(1914) were all unmarried men aged 18-41 are called up to national service?

>cope stop trying to still bait burgers to the thread by being subtle
But this one was clever. They'll want to praise Alex Salmond and it will be funny

I know most people here don't give a shit about burger land but you need to see this shit Trump is John Titor

Mogg is God

This should only happen in the event of a war but it would also be good to have a lot of people already trained for when SHTF

fook sake lad, desperate times call for desperate measures. britpol has been a state for the past couple of days now

What's wrong with being catholic you mong?

What isn't?

Reminder that Britain would have been saved in the Hillary timeline

hillarybeattrump.org/home/2017/6/6/david-milliband-leads-labour-party-to-victory-in-uk-election

>WOMEN 50%; ETHNIC MINORITIES 15%; DISABILITY 8%; AND FOR THE FIRST TIME LGBT 8%
HOLY SHIT I'M DYING

Mogg is a based catholic crusader who will save Britain.

>David Milliband
>President of the International Rescue Committee
>pro-immigration

Most white men then?

At the expense of the US? Not worth it, Britain hasn't wanted to be winners in a long time.

Yeah sure mate, you keep on enjoying your reddit memes.

Reminder to SLAY THE MAY

Fuck off. You Pope is a commie POS

No, just make it 3/4 months when people reach 18

So classic Scouts then? Mine were (((catholic))) and i wasn't happy that I had to attend mass.

MAY ENDED IN JUNE

WE MOGG NOW

Also last time I baited burgers he got flushed out

>3 months
im sure this would just be essentially a jolly

Pardon me m8 but you are the one who is a reddit divide and conquer shill.

Is mogg becoming PM just a big meme, or is it something that will actually happen?

>May had ordered a review of current legislation that would prevent pedophiles from adopting children claiming that it was a "breach of their human rights".

>The order spurred on by the late Helen Reece who was a reader in family law at the London School of Economics, who supported the then-Home Secretary's policy on relaxing the law for child rapists because "they have the right to build a family unit like everybody else".

>One of May's arguments for the change in policy was that although pedophilia is on the rise, the number of pedophiles that murder children was "still quite low".

I'd rather let Britain get invaded and fuked so it can be rebuilt as a national socialist utopia

>In a thick Scottish accent that sounds like you just returned from molesting English 14 year olds
"DaNaLd DrUmPfTh"
>Question Time audience's ovaries all simultaneously explode in laughter

it can only happen with your support and effort, same as brexit

montenigger poster was in last thread, this new trip mogg spastic who is probably ralph or waldo whatever his name was

I blame Eddie because he is a colossal spastic

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*sends you a white feather in the post*

>there is a difference between meme-ing something into existence and something actually happening
May is very weak right now. We have to push for Mogg RIGHT NOW

nice labour meme

Holy shit the SNP are Mock the Week/Last Leg tier

haha eddie is due another meltdown soon, im predicting this weekend

Hello do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jacob Rees-Mogg?

yes, tell me about rees-mogg, is he based?

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It's not that i'm a pacifist, but would be nicer here if we had a nat soc government, and I don't see one coming along and being taken seriously any time soon

Why would the duration have any relation to it's toughness?

Hitler was only popular cause of the Depression

Good little kids should not have easy access to porn goy.

3 months is not going to increase pride in one's nation and history, it would have the appearance of being a ball ache.

On holiday lads

Attacking a man and his young son, that's low.

It's there to toughen you up, not give history lessons

things aren't exactly sunshine and butterfly's at the moment, not also not bad enough for people to go back to that ideology. If it was ever going to return I would think it'd be now with all the refugee shit and brexit. but people seem ok with it all so doubt it

Its not supposed to be borstal either

also not bad enough*
not illiterate I promise

One question.Is it really true that on average in Britain 158 days there's a rain? Like really?

anyone watching the decline of Britain on BBC four?

Reminder that Mogg has a stake in the future of this country, unlike May who is just a political careerist

Not as low as attacking disabled children, which he has constantly voted for.

Did you just admit to paying the license fee?

I'm just looking at the TV guide user

I didn't say it is

cope how could you betray us like this

Probably.

But I like the rain.

you get used to it TBQH

ah, ok. Carry on

>Labour MP (Eleanor Smith) claims Black Country flag is racist and should be scraped
>metro.co.uk/2017/07/16/labour-mp-claims-black-country-flag-is-racist-and-should-be-scrapped-6782784/

Had this before from some nob head a few years back. Wish they'd just fuck off and die like.

Apparently in NI there's only 60 days a year it DOESN'T rain

Whenever it's not raining and it's sunny, people end up drowning because they flock to rivers and reservoirs to try and cool down

>Apparently in NI there's only 60 days a year it DOESN'T rain bullets
FTFY

Care to give a quick rundown?

it's bullshit, check his record
theyworkforyou.com/mp/24926/jacob_rees-mogg/north_east_somerset/votes

But how then user, do change a mentality towards what it means to be upstanding in three months? Toughening up is one thing but its not enough

It's b8 m8 plz know h8

I think so yes. The middle east has a similar amount of rain but they have monsoons seasons so it all storms down in 1/4 of the year. Ours is spread out over the whole year.

Also half the days are overcast which is clouds upon clouds.

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40630582

hahahaha

Reminder the Mogg meme is Reddit as is the support of (((Boris))) johnson

I knew it

I think northern Britain is more rainy because it has more mountains then south but I could be wrong

Reminder that the official reason for the Great Firewall of China is to stop porn

May needs to GTFO

theyworkforyou.com/mp/24926/jacob_rees-mogg/north_east_somerset/divisions?policy=6673
>On 1 Feb 2012: Jacob Rees-Mogg voted not to make an exception for those with a cancer diagnosis or undergoing cancer treatment from the 365 day limit on receiving contribution based Employment and Support Allowance.

>On 1 Feb 2012: Jacob Rees-Mogg voted not to set the lower rate of the Universal Credit payment in relation to disabled children and young people at a minimum of two-thirds of the higher rate.
Just two examples

Blacks should have never been allowed to step a single foot on our land.

>Flag was made by 12 year old
>Chains represent history of industry
>Called Black Country because of the smoke
>One of the poorest least privileged parts of the country
She's beyond stupid and ignorant, she must be from some Yardie/pol/ in an alternate lefty nigger chan

Don't you have Net Neutrality to worry about Yank?

anyone heard of the Great European Cigarette Mystery?

Story worth watching on BBC Four?

Obviously some BBC employees are looking to adopt

KEK
West is more rainy than east

Net Neutrality doesn't directly threaten free speech (not that I'm a proponent)

So there are more in Wales and Cornwell then London?

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>Net Neutrality doesn't directly threaten free speech
Aren't you all being banned from here

thanks (((pennines)))

You do it outside national service. With the media and schools, exactly how it has been done for decades.

>we want to protect children from porn, so we're going to make ID checks on pay for porn sites!
>thinking children get porn from pay for porn sites

I'm so glad politicians are retarded and that this won't affect anywhere I get porn from at all

>4chins has porn boards
>4chins has paid content

oh no

Are we done with Mogg posting? Because I just watched this and can't help thinking its a man gunning for high office...and I'd vote for him too...

youtube.com/watch?v=zCEpSWQsRPE

Yes.
Wales feeds Liverpool and the West Midlands with it's water
London has occasional problems with droughts but they've done what they do with everything else and leech from the rest of the country

What is Theresa May's obsession with pornography? Is she timid? Bad experience in childhood? Diddled by her Vicar father?

Yes, vote for the neo-con, good goy!

>we want to protect children from porn, so we're going to make ID checks on pay for porn sites!
This can't be real. Nobody, no one, can be this illiterate.

>Free Media isn't liberal
>Religion/History in schools is covered properly

No.
The USA has the strongest free speech protection in the world. We don't even have "hate speech" laws. Anything short of credible, direct threats to life or limb, shouting fire in a crowded theater, or child porn, is allowed.

Mogg posting is the new Mummy May posting. We need YKTD.

I'm working this weekend. Less time to give a shit about you anonymongs retarded understanding of basicly everything.