>be 20 something leaf >buy greyhound ticket to Winnipeg >decided to take a nap >wake up to see a chinaman repeatedly stabbing me with a bowie knife >scream for help but my countrymen only watch >bus comes to halt and police arrive >police have a 4 hour standoff with the chinaman >during that time I am murdered, beheaded, dismembered, and cannibalized. >chinaman parades around with my detached head taunting police >chinaman eventually arrested and sentenced to 6 years of mental rehabilitation and then released >a few years later a police officer who saw my ravaged corpse kills himself
Such is life in the tolerant paradise known as Canada
Yes, the Chinese were cannibals for thousands of years. Cannibalism has always been a mainstay of their """culture""".
Robert Davis
>>a few years later a police officer who saw my ravaged corpse kills himself
Jesus, that guy must've been tormented.
David Moore
That isn't the head
Matthew Price
>mfw
Jace Bailey
>my face >my soul
Chase Torres
One more reason not to ride the bus
Austin Jenkins
He's totally free and clear too, isn't he? Not even a criminal record since he was judged to be "insane".
Probably gets more than that white guy made in welfare every month. He's living the easy life while whitey rots in the ground. How tolerant, Canada!
Adrian Gray
ikr also knowing roasties he must have a full suitcase of marriage proposals
Hunter Lopez
>Released Everyone watch the greyhound stock in Canada. They's going under. Why the fuck? WHY THE FUCK!? Would this nutbar be let loose? Holy bitundering Jesus! Did we give him 10.5 million too, along with a formal apology?
Blake Brooks
> if they butcher your face, you win
Josiah Brown
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Nathan Wilson
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF CANADA! THEY'VE GIVEN REFUGE AND PAYMENT TO A KILLER OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS!
Funny how the article lists religion, superstition and insanity as 3 different things
Jose Gutierrez
a country ravaged by fuckup after fuckup
Jace Cruz
canada really is a piece of shit
Luis Stewart
This is nothing. Keep this thread bumped long enough and I'll share another Canadian tale that's probably 10x more gruesome.
Jack Perez
Fucking do it
Sebastian Rogers
here are better pics
Adam Cox
This: . There's not a single exaggeration or joke. It actually happened exactly like that. The people on the bus making no effort to help, the cops being to chickenshit to go in, all of it. Canada truly is the land of betas.
Christopher Scott
i hate sittng in front of someone on the bus, im always worried theyre going to cut my throat
Jeremiah Murphy
Brittany venti long lost brother
Cameron Sanders
They claimed one of his eyes was never recovered. Where are those pics from? Albeit you cant see very well, but particularly the nose looks fake as fuck.
Jace Sanchez
Why the fuck did no one do anything? And did a cop really kill himself because of it?
Canada truly is one of the most cocked places on earth.
Jonathan Brown
Why did he do it?
Levi Lopez
Are those pictures real? I heard of this incident but I did not realize that it was that gruesome and that the other passengers and the police were cucked enough to let it progress to this level of gore.
Shame on Canada.
Adrian Fisher
>be washedup gay leaf pornstar >decided to fetch me a gay Chinese twink from club >bring him home and tie him up >set up a live stream >slowly begin to slice his neck until it is completely severed >repeat process on all his limbs >chop off a piece of his ass cheek and eat it >jerk off with one of his severed hands and cum >start fucking his mutilated torso and orgasm again >end the livestream and begin packing all the body parts in suitcases >mail all the body parts to government buildings >buy a plane ticket to Germany and chill for a bit >get caught after I Google myself to see my fame
Whoops my bad lol :^) I'll probably get parole though...
Found more info on it from reverse searching. They're apparently real, but not Tim McLean and have been on rotten.com since around 2006.
Tyler Kelly
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Thomas Murphy
We're supposed to pretend there's no bad people in the world. It's really frustrating
Gavin Hall
Ive heard in Canada everything comes with an apology
Liam Kelly
Did you see the video Justin Trudeau made on Canada's Independence Day recently? He literally told every single Canadian to apologize to all the colored people of the world. I'm glad I don't live there desu
Connor King
He only needs a potato now
Jacob Nguyen
Yep every single detail is true. Canada is a fucking joke. That cannibal is walking in public right now
Luis Brown
If anyone can't see very well its that guy
Robert Parker
I feel like any cop that didn't just go directly in and shoot him dead, probably has no business with a badge and a gun.
Elijah Taylor
He won that day
Matthew Scott
Does does Sup Forums suddenly care about a canadian.
Bentley Ross
The eye and nose pic is from a cartel video
Dylan Harris
Yeah just saw that on leddit. Los Zetas apparently.