Be 20 something leaf

>be 20 something leaf
>buy greyhound ticket to Winnipeg
>decided to take a nap
>wake up to see a chinaman repeatedly stabbing me with a bowie knife
>scream for help but my countrymen only watch
>bus comes to halt and police arrive
>police have a 4 hour standoff with the chinaman
>during that time I am murdered, beheaded, dismembered, and cannibalized.
>chinaman parades around with my detached head taunting police
>chinaman eventually arrested and sentenced to 6 years of mental rehabilitation and then released
>a few years later a police officer who saw my ravaged corpse kills himself

Such is life in the tolerant paradise known as Canada

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Did this actually happen?

Actually yes. Every single detail.

Yes, the Chinese were cannibals for thousands of years. Cannibalism has always been a mainstay of their """culture""".

>>a few years later a police officer who saw my ravaged corpse kills himself

Jesus, that guy must've been tormented.

That isn't the head

>mfw

>my face
>my soul

One more reason not to ride the bus

He's totally free and clear too, isn't he? Not even a criminal record since he was judged to be "insane".

Probably gets more than that white guy made in welfare every month. He's living the easy life while whitey rots in the ground. How tolerant, Canada!

ikr
also knowing roasties he must have a full suitcase of marriage proposals

>Released
Everyone watch the greyhound stock in Canada.
They's going under.
Why the fuck? WHY THE FUCK!? Would this nutbar be let loose? Holy bitundering Jesus!
Did we give him 10.5 million too, along with a formal apology?

> if they butcher your face, you win

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I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF CANADA! THEY'VE GIVEN REFUGE AND PAYMENT TO A KILLER OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS!

this. i bet he's getting his dick sucked daily

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean

Funny how the article lists religion, superstition and insanity as 3 different things

a country ravaged by fuckup after fuckup

canada really is a piece of shit

This is nothing. Keep this thread bumped long enough and I'll share another Canadian tale that's probably 10x more gruesome.

Fucking do it

here are better pics

This: . There's not a single exaggeration or joke. It actually happened exactly like that. The people on the bus making no effort to help, the cops being to chickenshit to go in, all of it. Canada truly is the land of betas.

i hate sittng in front of someone on the bus, im always worried theyre going to cut my throat

Brittany venti long lost brother

They claimed one of his eyes was never recovered. Where are those pics from? Albeit you cant see very well, but particularly the nose looks fake as fuck.

Why the fuck did no one do anything? And did a cop really kill himself because of it?

Every last sentence is true, you can read about it on Wikipedia yourself en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean

Canada truly is one of the most cocked places on earth.

Why did he do it?

Are those pictures real? I heard of this incident but I did not realize that it was that gruesome and that the other passengers and the police were cucked enough to let it progress to this level of gore.

Shame on Canada.

>be washedup gay leaf pornstar
>decided to fetch me a gay Chinese twink from club
>bring him home and tie him up
>set up a live stream
>slowly begin to slice his neck until it is completely severed
>repeat process on all his limbs
>chop off a piece of his ass cheek and eat it
>jerk off with one of his severed hands and cum
>start fucking his mutilated torso and orgasm again
>end the livestream and begin packing all the body parts in suitcases
>mail all the body parts to government buildings
>buy a plane ticket to Germany and chill for a bit
>get caught after I Google myself to see my fame

Whoops my bad lol :^)
I'll probably get parole though...

bestgore.com/beheading/1-lunatic-1-ice-pick-video/

Found more info on it from reverse searching. They're apparently real, but not Tim McLean and have been on rotten.com since around 2006.

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We're supposed to pretend there's no bad people in the world. It's really frustrating

Ive heard in Canada everything comes with an apology

Did you see the video Justin Trudeau made on Canada's Independence Day recently? He literally told every single Canadian to apologize to all the colored people of the world. I'm glad I don't live there desu

He only needs a potato now

Yep every single detail is true. Canada is a fucking joke. That cannibal is walking in public right now

If anyone can't see very well its that guy

I feel like any cop that didn't just go directly in and shoot him dead, probably has no business with a badge and a gun.

He won that day

Does does Sup Forums suddenly care about a canadian.

The eye and nose pic is from a cartel video

Yeah just saw that on leddit. Los Zetas apparently.