Take advantage of the migrant crisis while you can

Fellow swarthy Sup Forums users: I don't know if this has come to your attention but the leftists are currently extremely vulnerable to sexual exploitation.

I have a career that allows me to travel fairly frequently, I'm fairly handsome, athletic, grow a mean beard and can easily look like what most leftists imagine Syrian refugees look like.

>travel to city
>find qt liberal
>tell her I'm a new refugee
>we go on a date
>tell her the night terrors from surviving the months of shelling are so much more manageable with someone in my bed.

This is where the fun begins

>stick in her ass dry and fucked her hole ragged
>she bleeds out her ass at this point
>she cries NO NO NO NO
>I blow my load
>she sobs into her pillow.
>i start to cry
>talk in broken english
>I did no mean to hurt u! :(?
>hit myself and hide under a table and complain about barrel bombs
>She feels ridiculously guilty for yelling at me about butt blasting her
>forgives me and sucks my dick clean.
>blast her ass at least one more time before I end my trip.

Shit is cash. You can fuck the hell out of white chicks to the point of leaving them literally damaged and broken and they keep letting you do it because they think you don't know anybetter.

>be fakin' refugee status in london
>bumming around in old 80s clothes.
>tfw bring a dedicated refugee outfit with me when I travel
>see extremely perky titted brunette walking by.
>Run up to her with tears in my eyes
>grab her and throw my arms around her and sob into her breasts
>call her Marwa a lot, say some bs in Arabic.
>She pushes me off.
>I apologize in broken english.
>Tell her I thought she was Marwa but I remember Marwa died on the raft here :(
>ask her if I can make it up to her by sharing my last ration with her.
>she ends up buying me dinner and taking me home so I can stretch her holes out.
good times.

Alright psycho

>> Things that never happened

nice larp tho i bet ye could make up better stories lord of the rings tier shit

Your existence must be exceptionally sad. My commiserations, but this is not the way to fix your life.

is this from your new book, "confessions from a nigger"?

Plz come enrich Germany based nonwhite bro

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>Faking to be human trash to get his dick wet
Well, of course assuming that everything you wrote is true, by wich: "pretending to be human trash" is not really something you should brag about. In conclusion: your story is fake and you look like shit. End your existence.

Is it really psycho to get my dick wet? Pussy faggot.

I'm not marrying these bitches, I'm guessing you got a worn out hole and married it huh? \

>LGBTQPI need not apply
git

I actually am a writer.

What is wrong with it though?

Swarthy, not a nigger.

German girls are pretty mesmerized by me :)

I am pure anglo.

That's a borderline unbelievable story but from my experience with women, this could very well be true. Women can be incredibly dumb and the simplest appeal to muh feels can pretty much mind control them.

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You have been reported to the police. Enjoy jail faggot.

Op is a larper who doesnt even fuck his waifu pillow

Sounds like Henry: Portrait of a serial killer, with intense butt rape.

Anglos are literally born through a vagina. No anglo is a virgin.
>moralfagging this hard
reddit is that way >>>>

>implying Anglos and semitic sandniggers are not the same

sage

>on my way home from churning the shit in some white chick's rectum
>RWDS comes around
>realize I'm still in my sandnigger costume
>try to run away, but they quickly cut me off
>they begin beating me with lead pipes and baseball bats
>"WAIT," I scream in spite of the pain of my broken ribs "I'M JUST PRETENDING TO BE A REFUGEE FOR THE PUSSY, I SWEAR"
>my attackers exchange glances
>they begin beating me harder

I guarantee jailing this anonymous guy having morally questionable sex abroad will land high on the internet police task force's priority list, nice work! Upvoted

not only that but since federal agencies are so busy tracking the trillions of refugees with suspected terror backgrounds eurobros could start stockpiling guns and explosives without much worry

Yeah the true larpers would totally beat me up.

Anyone want to hear the time I got a girl to shout ALLAHU AKBAR while I pissed on her?

go on

>eurobros could start stockpiling guns and explosives without much worry

We still have guns and explosives cached from last war, tons of them, just need a reason to dig them up from under barn floorboards

Fake stories, but
>advising others to live in an evil and depraved way

that's not what we do here, user.

>This is where the fun begins
Sounds like you're just talking through your 437th prison sex attack. Many times we talk about ourselves in the third person when there is trauma involved. Replace the "she" with "I" and it's your story, isn't it?

Complete and utter horse shit. First, if you can pass as a refugee, then you are ugly as hell. Sand niggers are universally ugly, just like niggers. 99 percent of white women, asians, or most other races would rather die than be anywhere near a migrant. Your likely a fag from reddit.