>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
>blood on counter, blood on floor, blood on bed found
F
Xavier Anderson
Youre early today. Have I missed something important from Adam hours?
Adam Nguyen
>one person shot
Cameron Gonzalez
too early isn't possible on /cpd/
there's always somethin goin down on tha scanna
Hunter Bailey
>group of adults harassing the chickens
Did I hear that right?
Josiah Barnes
I heard something like: "harassing him with chickens". But you're probably right.
Parker Roberts
I heard chickens as well.
Michael Anderson
negative, just the usual. though the description of "blood everywhere" was interesting
Also >large crowd gathering >LIGHTS ON! DISPERSE! DISPERSE!
Henry Butler
>heavyset beaner with spiky hair robbed a man in the alley
Isaac Morris
he cant keep getting away with this
Hunter Flores
...
Lucas Scott
lets see what happens tonight then. I have the feeling this will be a great bingo night
Gavin Reed
>trying to steal a stop sign
Ryder Lee
Why do they ask for lunch?
John Taylor
Lunch break probably.
Logan Roberts
Could easily have been. I had some friends who had a chicken coup in their yard last year (and let me tell you how thrilling the "ITS BETTER THAN WHOLE FOODS!!!" shit is). Apparently its all the rage amongst a certain yuppie set. From what I understand, they all routinely have problems with people fucking around with their chickens. Stealing eggs, being dicks, trying to pet the damn things, nobody knows how to act around farm animals.
Xavier Perez
>21 male blacks fighting at the gas station
Julian Evans
>yelling gang SLOGANS
Lincoln Ward
He can clone himself?
Charles Cooper
>crazy woman chimping out in the back of the car
Jeremiah Brooks
My neighbors allowed their dog to keep coming onto my property and chasing my chickens, so I kicked it in the head until it couldn't walk normally anymore.
Never had problems with that dog ever again. Had another neighbor who let their dog onto my property and it killed a chicken, but they offered to pay for the damages so that doggo got saved from the wrath.but
The first dog was owned by a family of alcoholic white trash who were raising their kids with no morals.
I caught them stealing many times, they would always come up with retarded excuses or just run away and deny everything. Literal white dindus.
>I've got her in the back of my car *sigh* where's the nearest mental facility? *muffled woman screeching*
Justin Stewart
Don't forget Robert's own personal oracle SASSY DISPATCH.
She's like the Cortana to Robert's Halo
Landon Taylor
>tfw need wagon to nearest mental facility because crazy bitch is ripping up car
Alexander Phillips
Thats fucked up, man, the dog didn't do anything wrong. I mean, its an animal, if its out of control you put it down humanely, but kicking the shit out of it makes you another cunt in that story.
Jackson Long
Nah, dogs harassing livestock can be shot on site.
Check your local agricultural codes and laws.
Liam Rogers
off duty robert attackted
David Long
Have a bump, Roberts.
Isaac Thomas
I've got no problem with shot on sight. The problem is with you kicking it's head in because you don't have control over yourself and your property.
Christopher Davis
Bring your dog over and I'll kick it's head in too you little bitch. I'm a 6'15" navy seal and I'll win this internet fight with my bare hands 27 different ways while I text your mom and make her buy my favorite expensive beer that I'll guzzle before pounding her while I shitpost with you about an irrelevant subject in a police scanner thread.
Kevin Taylor
>two women fighting in front oalf taco restaurant
Porque maria??
Jackson Green
Sorry. In light of your outburst I must agree that you's a good boy who dindu nothing. Please, don't allow me to interfere anymore with your life which, I assume, is turning around due to your burgeoning rap career.
Joshua Williams
people who abuse animals should be sterilized. unless thr animal in question is MALE BLACK
John Smith
>male black late 40s pulls down pants anf just stands there
this is common in chicago apparently
David King
>we don't need a WAGON wagon, just lookin' fer a two man unit.
Sebastian Hernandez
>sterilized Way ahead of you homie, I eat burgers with my hands after I clean my guns, work in old houses that are full of lead and asbestos, breath fiberglass strands, inhale fumes, and generally IDGAF about my genetics or health.
I always imagined dying in a fire before I reproduce and grow old.
James White
not enough image replies in this thread tonight. let's see that OC roberts. ambient choonz suggestions? here's one. youtube.com/watch?v=ZyI64UVWNps
Henry Davis
Father has a gun and a beer bottle. Father has been drinking.
Alexander Morgan
shots fired
Julian Harris
>bikes stolen from the basement
John Harris
i can't imagine living in a city where there arent easier targets than basement bicycles
Camden Gray
Who calls the cops about a couple fucking in the alley?
Michael Rodriguez
>male caller said he was stabbed >disconnected
Landon Robinson
nightmare fuel
Gavin Mitchell
Premptive F
Jack Turner
All of the easier to get to bikes had been picked off during the day.
Aiden Rivera
>8 beaners in a car speeding away on california >two shootings in the area
Jack Fisher
>person shot in the liquor store
Julian Russell
Probably unrelated.
Sebastian Clark
>there's blood in front of the haywood tavern
Christian Jackson
>blood in front of the tavern sounds like yesteryear
Samuel Ward
is wagon an ambulance or the coroners van?
Easton Reed
>Who calls the cops about a couple fucking in the alley?
Civilized humans.
Hudson Ward
>male black threatening caller with a brick
Christopher Taylor
Morning, Robert.
> An "unrestricted culture of overtly racist and sexist behavior and attitudes" infested the City of Chicago's Department of Water Management, Inspector General Joseph Ferguson said Monday
>Emails sent by water department employees include:
>An offer of "Chicago Safari Tickets" to multiple high-ranking employees. Ferguson said the email read: "We guarantee that you will see at least one kill and five crime scenes per three day tour. You'll also see lots and lots of animals in their natural habitat. Call and book your Chicago Safari today." Attached to the email was an "image of four white people in safari gear taking pictures of several black individuals who are trying to break into a car," according to the report.
>An email with the subject line "Watermelon Protection" contained an image of a Ku Klux Klan robe on a stick in the middle of a watermelon patch, according to the report.
>Another email with the subject line "U Know U Be In Da Hood" contained several photographs, including one of a wheelbarrow full of watermelons with a sign stating "Apply for a Credit Card. Free Watermelon," according to the report.
>Other emails were written in what purported to be Ebonics in an effort to disparage African Americans.
>described African-Americans as "wild animals" who are "untamed"
Top kek. Don't do that shit on your work email though.
Joseph Ramirez
...
Gabriel Rogers
>13 year old son is fighting caller's mother >he has ADHD
Christian Russell
>>described African-Americans as "wild animals" who are "untamed"
Nicholas Thomas
>58 year old male off his meds >threatening staff >assaulted another resident
Evan Thomas
It's a probably false flag. Some commie may have written that in order to raise awareness or something. It all leads to their charities receiving tax payers money to supposedly defend Male Black from white supremacists.
Christopher Myers
>HAIR 1488 wut
Dylan Hughes
>2 boys and 2 girls fighting her 16 year old daughter at the liqour store
Levi Stewart
>family fight at the store? liquor store?
Aaron Gonzalez
Why has that terrible sound been so present the last couple of nights?
Jacob Gonzalez
Maybe elsewhere. My father worked for the water department for 30 years and pretty much all of his work friends used the word nigger more than a rapper. Hell, we're the city where the hired truck scandal happened.
>mobster is banned from taking city contracts >has a ton of trucks >figures out he can sublet trucks to contractors and take 50% >minority owned businesses get preferential contract priority >connected water department employees start creating corporations with their wives and mothers as fake owners to get the contracts >eventually get greedy and start paying random blacks and Mexicans to be fake owners >only get caught because they got even greedier and started creating fake jobs to hand contracts to their fake minority owned businesses >took it a step further and didn't even bother to send real trucks
These are the kinds of guys who were sending the e-mails.
Tyler Lopez
>face tattoos thats a lifestyle choice
Ryder Bennett
Facial tats. Theres a winner.
David Clark
>nailgun casings
Landon Clark
That happens everywhere. Italy has been working like that for 50 years. They get caught ever 5 years. They get out of jail after a month and they do it all over again.
Dominic Allen
>is there any history of disturbances here >let's see just today there were five
Jason Wood
The Italians are a big part of why its still happening here.
Ryder Edwards
Yeah those are my boys for sure.
Brandon King
>psych eval >threatened herself and attacked her family
Brody Stewart
is the soundcloud embed not working for anyone else on youarelistening.to?
