It's been too long since a major happening. The religion of peace has made it a shocking month and a half without an incident in civilized nations.
Give kek your power so he may create chaos for our entertainment and ammunition for our cause.
It's been too long since a major happening. The religion of peace has made it a shocking month and a half without an incident in civilized nations.
Give kek your power so he may create chaos for our entertainment and ammunition for our cause.
Bumping for attention and habbenings
WITNISSED.
Check these sick digits
Ooh almost
But how about these
...
...
sad thread, very forsaken
Witness these
You do not seek digits, digits seek you.
A great earthquake will rattle california in thd morning
Roll
>something in California
O. care gets dusted because of Mccain's bloodclot, which has further complications; Kek, if your will be so.
why is kek choking himself?
Infidel!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would not count on that sorry
msn.com
But a super-volcano eruption in a certain place that start with Y would be kekastic!
We have a 1 in 10000 rarity degenerate on Sup Forums:
The fall is nigh for old-right.
I think so, and the government knows. I was called by FEMA a couple days ago to ask about my disaster preparedness.
A digits thread with not even one post with doubles in sight.
KEK truly has abandoned us.
I could really use a qt gf kek. Guide me my lord
This is officially a male singles thread. Everyone go to bed.
Global sea levels soon rise?
I got this paco. Kek wills it.
Today has been a bad day for gets. Maybe Kek is busy with some supreme fuckery.
Oh shit. Checkd. I guess he is.
Praise
These digits prove the ULTIMATE HAPPENING within 24 hours.
Witness the awesome power of KEK
Kek wills it
...
These digits prove the ULTIMATE HAPPENING within 48 hours?
digits incoming... major happening tonight
boom ww3
NUKES THIS EVENING
NIGGA LOOK AT THESE DIGITS AN SHIEEET
or... CLINTONS ARRESTED
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>not
what did kek mean by this?
Tragedy pertaining to Kirk Douglas's family?
They will return soon
I can feel it, kek is with us tonight
Massive earthquake on Anatolian Fault Line within 36 hours?
we won't survive the next 6 months
shadilay
Tsunami happening incoming
Question; is this good that kek is on Wikipedia or blasphemy for spreading misinformation?
it is the absence u feel
something amiss
Matt Damon will either go deaf or blind?
Ayyyy watch this
KEK WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US
Team Hillary gonna whack one of their own again?
Lasagna?
Cauliflower?
TEST
Faith, you snivellers.
...
FAGGOT
Brussel Sprouts (ie, migrant happening)?
Barron Trump time-travel happening
fuuuuuuugggggg
Insert inane thread killing joke.
Lol Kek braise the BASED black man. RIP HARAMBE ME-ME's are dank gtfo.
Shit my father was adopted by Ingersolls
Word to your mama
this thread has a severe lack of digits
you need a purpose to direct em lads or you don't get em
day of the rake when?
Unforeseeable and downright scary incident in Medina, Saudi Arabia?
Sage
>Toth shills, check his digits.
its time
Let the molested become the molestor!
Up with the MKPEPES
Praise Kek! Give us The almighty happening of our time
quad
All the power of my cum rags.
So niggerfaggot shills keep popping up to slide, and Kek wants us to kill them all through defenestration and immolation? Oh, I see.
Praise Kek!
youtube.com
What a waste of Hitler-gets
I don't think that's how defenestration works mate
If it is to be so, let it be so.
LET
THIS
BE
THE BIRTH
of
P.E.P.E.U.L.T.R.A.
A dead person will rise from the grave next month?
The best frog i have ever come across. SAVED.
almost
AH, screw this.
If singles, everyone in this thread gets a qt waifu of their choice.
>44
It's a sign.
>44th President
Perhaps we will learn more about Obama's role
KEK VULT
Whats going on here?
Bulgarian happening sparks outrage throughout Europe?
The angel of death spreads his wings over 1/3 of the Earth.
Someone gets killed irl over the shiiiiet tyrone meme and it's videotaped.
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NO FAIR I WANT SOME DIGITS TOO
Checked
Um, that's a get too. LEL, the joaks.
Slavery returns but not how you expect.
Bro check out this fucking song. This song makes happenings. Youtube keeps taking it down and leaving up (((sargon of akkad)))
A firetruck explodes somewhere in the world.
checked my dudes.
youtube.com
I'm gonna do this In the only way you would understand
Fuck
Off
no
we summon pepe
If digitos then Lega Nord wins next Italian election and starts sinking the Soros-funded dindu shipping fleets in the mediterranean, saving yurop from the rapefugee crisis.
Fear not brethren, for lord Kek will pass swift justice on the religion of peace and make it an example for all normies to see. For normies will fear the mighty nation of Kekistan! Praise Kek!
Red Lobster closes due to regional problem of tainted fish. Many are food poisoned.
Let's see if I can't get digits for this happening:
> Sometime in the next few months, the once Olympian Bruce Jenner will mutilate his genitals and transition into a disgusting transwoman, encouraging dozens of tranny rallies, counter Trump protests, and counter-counter Antifa protests, resulting in a nationwide battle of Berkeley 2.0