KEK digits/power thread

It's been too long since a major happening. The religion of peace has made it a shocking month and a half without an incident in civilized nations.

Give kek your power so he may create chaos for our entertainment and ammunition for our cause.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JJwebMdJ58c
youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ
youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
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Bumping for attention and habbenings

WITNISSED.

Check these sick digits

Ooh almost

But how about these

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sad thread, very forsaken

Witness these

You do not seek digits, digits seek you.

A great earthquake will rattle california in thd morning

Roll

>something in California

O. care gets dusted because of Mccain's bloodclot, which has further complications; Kek, if your will be so.

why is kek choking himself?

Infidel!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would not count on that sorry
msn.com/en-us/news/world/undersea-earthquake-measuring-64-magnitude-strikes-off-peru-usgs/ar-BBEEDXQ

But a super-volcano eruption in a certain place that start with Y would be kekastic!

We have a 1 in 10000 rarity degenerate on Sup Forums:

The fall is nigh for old-right.

I think so, and the government knows. I was called by FEMA a couple days ago to ask about my disaster preparedness.

A digits thread with not even one post with doubles in sight.

KEK truly has abandoned us.

I could really use a qt gf kek. Guide me my lord

This is officially a male singles thread. Everyone go to bed.

Global sea levels soon rise?

I got this paco. Kek wills it.

Today has been a bad day for gets. Maybe Kek is busy with some supreme fuckery.

Oh shit. Checkd. I guess he is.

Praise

These digits prove the ULTIMATE HAPPENING within 24 hours.

Witness the awesome power of KEK

Kek wills it

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These digits prove the ULTIMATE HAPPENING within 48 hours?

digits incoming... major happening tonight

boom ww3

NUKES THIS EVENING

NIGGA LOOK AT THESE DIGITS AN SHIEEET

or... CLINTONS ARRESTED

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>not

what did kek mean by this?

Tragedy pertaining to Kirk Douglas's family?

They will return soon

I can feel it, kek is with us tonight

Massive earthquake on Anatolian Fault Line within 36 hours?

we won't survive the next 6 months

shadilay

Tsunami happening incoming

Question; is this good that kek is on Wikipedia or blasphemy for spreading misinformation?

it is the absence u feel
something amiss

Matt Damon will either go deaf or blind?

Ayyyy watch this

KEK WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US

Team Hillary gonna whack one of their own again?

Lasagna?

Cauliflower?

TEST

Faith, you snivellers.

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FAGGOT

Brussel Sprouts (ie, migrant happening)?

Barron Trump time-travel happening

fuuuuuuugggggg

Insert inane thread killing joke.
Lol Kek braise the BASED black man. RIP HARAMBE ME-ME's are dank gtfo.

Shit my father was adopted by Ingersolls

Word to your mama

this thread has a severe lack of digits
you need a purpose to direct em lads or you don't get em
day of the rake when?

Unforeseeable and downright scary incident in Medina, Saudi Arabia?

Sage
>Toth shills, check his digits.

its time

Let the molested become the molestor!

Up with the MKPEPES

Praise Kek! Give us The almighty happening of our time

quad

All the power of my cum rags.

So niggerfaggot shills keep popping up to slide, and Kek wants us to kill them all through defenestration and immolation? Oh, I see.

Praise Kek!
youtube.com/watch?v=JJwebMdJ58c

What a waste of Hitler-gets

I don't think that's how defenestration works mate

If it is to be so, let it be so.

LET
THIS
BE
THE BIRTH
of
P.E.P.E.U.L.T.R.A.

A dead person will rise from the grave next month?

The best frog i have ever come across. SAVED.

almost

AH, screw this.
If singles, everyone in this thread gets a qt waifu of their choice.

>44

It's a sign.
>44th President

Perhaps we will learn more about Obama's role

KEK VULT

Whats going on here?

Bulgarian happening sparks outrage throughout Europe?

The angel of death spreads his wings over 1/3 of the Earth.

Someone gets killed irl over the shiiiiet tyrone meme and it's videotaped.

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NO FAIR I WANT SOME DIGITS TOO

Checked

Um, that's a get too. LEL, the joaks.

Slavery returns but not how you expect.

Bro check out this fucking song. This song makes happenings. Youtube keeps taking it down and leaving up (((sargon of akkad)))

youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

A firetruck explodes somewhere in the world.

checked my dudes.
youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

I'm gonna do this In the only way you would understand


Fuck


Off

no

we summon pepe

If digitos then Lega Nord wins next Italian election and starts sinking the Soros-funded dindu shipping fleets in the mediterranean, saving yurop from the rapefugee crisis.

Fear not brethren, for lord Kek will pass swift justice on the religion of peace and make it an example for all normies to see. For normies will fear the mighty nation of Kekistan! Praise Kek!

Red Lobster closes due to regional problem of tainted fish. Many are food poisoned.

Let's see if I can't get digits for this happening:

> Sometime in the next few months, the once Olympian Bruce Jenner will mutilate his genitals and transition into a disgusting transwoman, encouraging dozens of tranny rallies, counter Trump protests, and counter-counter Antifa protests, resulting in a nationwide battle of Berkeley 2.0