German "Engineering"

German "Engineering"

Really Germs? You hiring refugees making your cars now or something?! LOOK AT THIS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK MY LARGE SODA

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Its for beer bottles you infidel

When I was little I thought cars had drink refills since it had a drink icon

What did you expect of a kraut company that employs rapefugees? Cutting edge technology?

>memes
those are dead, user.

german engineering is a meme that hasn't been true since 1980
>>/o/

Wait they dont???

Why? What changed?

this supposed to be for closed bottles and cans you twat

>sperkbook cancer
>reddit spacing
kys faggot

reddit spacing now makes up 100% of all posts
literally we: the reddit

>Steering wheel on the right.
Am I supposed to believe you actually took this photo?

Car companies are owned by big oil or just retarded. 1/3 of patents are German, but non of them are actually put in cars.

>Cutting head technology?
yes that's their specialty

burger jealous of reputation of "made in germany"

Drive domestic, poorfag

my only vehicle is a japanese motorcycle.

I love my German mechtology.

>driving the four-wheeled jew

Only japanese cars for me

>Made in Germany:
>3 attempts to destroy Europe in 100 years
>Good cars

>drive an MB clk500 and a BMW 325i cab
>combined total of 1 driver accessible cup holder between them and its too small for most bottles/cups/mugs
>spill coffee on my lap at least once a week
fucking krauts had no idea how far we'd come

i just got a 2017 suzuki gsx R1000R last week. its the most amazing work of art ever. never tried a bmw bike though

K-bikes are super comfy. nice job

I had to sell my sports bike. I don't have any room left in the garage.

that's not a cupholder you fucking retard.
>american education

Duh
>Brazilian humor

>fall for the German car meme.
>every time you get out of the car it looks like you just peed yourself

this shitty meme really needs to die. double spacing was taught in every single american school, and at least 50% of all teachers marked down assignments for not double spacing.

I have that same jack from Harbor Freight.

>not driving the superior niponese car
my toyota sequoia has enough cup holders for me and all of my wifes sons friends

>being this historically illiterate
American edjucajshonn

very nice. yeah it would be annoying to move the bikes every time

Pretending to be stupid has the same results as actually being stupid.

It is for your onahole, baka.

I got the same bike in my garage.
jk, I don't have a garage

are you guys really this dumb? i'm 100% sure that hole is not a cupholder

I'm going to TRY and finish this thing next year and then sell it. I need 2 more bikes. Then I 'm done with toys. Probably.

>SeQuoia
Is this a car targeted for LaKesha?

Lets be honest this affects everyone

Did your wife's bull hit you during that last word Sven?

You have to get on your knees and suck on the black part like a German.

He must be an europoor.

What are you people? Postmen?

>thread full of amerifats complaining about small cupholders because they Cant put their xlb soda's in it.

> Fat life problems

I always wondered what this is used for, this is really it huh...

>cutting head technology
You're thinking of the Jews user

that looks like a fiat

fuck off Ms. Schulz

WTF is eurpeans' obsession with americans' obsession with cupholders?

...

Even their bikes look effeminate

Lol XD

flag checks out

Well then what the fuck is it?

Did your coke end up spilling and getting the car all sticky? I bet it did judging from this image

I just don't understand the obsession with it.
Why do you guys need so many cupholders, Ive seen threads on /o/ about this and it's really a wierd.

it's a socket for a fleshlight insert

What's yr bicycle?

Back in the day I bought a Saab 9-5, I really liked that car, it got great gas milage, and had a standard transmission, and was quick for having such a small engine. I really liked the look of the cup holder. The first night I had it, I decided to go on a night drive through the mountains. I stopped to get fuel, and decided to grab a can of energy drink. I was happy that it seemed to hold the can perfectly, and I could not see a way that it would spill. While I was driving, I went to take a sip, I didn't grip the can very hard, because if I did it would just crush. I got it about halfway out when my fingers slipped off. The can was still being held by the round portion of the holder, but the bottom was not resting on anything. The round portion swivels so you can fold it up into the dash. It ended up just flipping the can over, and dumping the entire thing out on my shifter and center console.

I miss that car.

it's a bottleholder. if you americans weren't such fatasses with a cup being like 5 liters you would know.

Nobody gives a shit about holders for closed containers...

They allow drinking and driving in Germany? That sounds dangerous.

It's actually a meme user. GM went ape shit with cupholders in SUVs and minivans back in the 90s. Everyone mocks it...except the car manufacturers that got scared GM knew something they didn't and joined in.

>let immigrants in
>make cars with 2 glory holes

They made a car that sucks your dick, and people are complaining...

>hole large enough for erect penis
You'll figure it out

My old Ford Ranger had an insane amount of holders. It had seats for 2, but had 4 or 6 holders.

A Trek FX something.

Are alcoholic beverages the only ones that come in bottles in America?

R1200GS owner reporting in. Love german and Italian bikes.

i got an awesome visual from that story. thanks user

The only thing made in these days Germany are brown babies and payments to Israel

Yup , if its closed you can put it anywhere

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate

You are 3:rd world compared to them.

>put coffee in cupholder
>crash
>receive second degree burns in addition to a broken neck

>Saab 9-5
Great car. A shame what happened to Saab.

>le sip meem

nah, it will have cooled off too much from being airborne for 2nd degree burns.

Drinking and driving is actually encouraged in Germany because we aren't some soft cunts who can't handle driving drunk like you guys are. You can't even go as fast as you want on your highways even when sober because you mouthbreathers can't be trusted with heavy machines

>You can't even go as fast as you want on your highways
Neither can you. You only have one autobahn.

>You only have one autobahn.
Huh?

you cant have beer in your car its illegal >_>

>only one autobahn

>SODA
what the fuck is soda?

It all starts with German ((education))

>german engineering
>no place to put my 2 liter soda
REALLY GERMS?!?!?
GAS THE GERMANS!!!!

In glass bottles, yes. Except for the rare glass bottled soda, which is more of a neat thing people buy because it's old timey. It still doesnt make sense with a plastic bottle because when you're driving it's difficult and unsafe to use two hands to twist the cap off. I usually leave the bottle cap off, which means you wouldn't be able to use it in that stupid device

So you walk when you buy beer? You retard.

How do you drive drunk in Norway, then?

Dem hands. *unzips dick* Filthy whores.

>german "highscool"

educate yourself

Pretty sure the thing cools your drink by running the AC around it.

>American education

That's for bottles you retard. Watch this ASMR and understand that your shithole of a """country""" will never produce anything this beautiful and precisely engineered.

youtube.com/watch?v=gnfp7HH2uB4

Why the fuck would you need a holder for a closed beverage?

Any American vehicle should have at least one holder per seat or more. Some of us drive insanse distances by euro standards. Seriously, I'll drive 200km one way to go shopping at specific big box store ( I live in bum fuck prairie). Every person in the vehicle is going to want a place to put there shit. and they make good landing places for anything you might be holding, like your phone, change, etc. GM had it right given the way we use our vehicles.

Why would they be near vertical. That is insane

>American education

That's for bottles you retard. Watch this ASMR and understand that your shithole of a """country""" will never produce anything this beautiful and precisely engineered.

youtu.be/z3zuPyjFTsk

>beautiful and precisely engineered
You will stop thinking this way if you ever live in a rich area one day and have 100 Turk and Serb drug dealers virtually driving through your living room because the whole fucking house vibrates.
People who like cars should be castrated.

ty for laugh

You make the Opel.

Pretty much. The only ones that come in bottles are Mexican drinks. Mexican coke with cane sugar and delicious Jarritos.

Slooow down there cowboy. You've had to much sugar.

>People who like cars should be castrated.

t. woman or faggot