HAPPENING: U.S. TESTS LASER WEAPON

RUSSIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

EUROPOORS ON SUICIDE WATCH

GOD I LOVE BEING AN AMERICAN

youtube.com/watch?v=REHt44BuASk

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun
youtube.com/watch?v=XxIbq7HkalQ
youtube.com/watch?v=mEXrbbjAk00
youtube.com/watch?v=u6mY9Q2kPww
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Syracuse_(214–212_BC)
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>tfw no company that tricks Americans into buying shit that does not work

>"Y'all tell em boy! Dat dere dem nationals socialisms is threatin' MAH FREEDUHMS!"
>*BBRRRAAAPP* "USA! USA! USA!"

>2014
>happening
fuck off slowpoke

>WW3 will be fought with laser weapons

I'm so glad I don't have to stand up at work, my boner would flip my desk

Too bad the U.S. military is run by Jews.

>a weapon from 2005 is tested
>op loses his fucking mind because he's never seen it
>makes a thread about it on the toilet on the internet
>fucks himself silly with a laser dildo
/thread

they started outfitting the zumwalt class destroyers with the newly advanced lasers now.

Giant barcode readers? You jews just can't enough, can you?

Where can I get a high powered laser that doesnt cost $500? High enough to reach the clouds, I wanna signal ufos.

Nice flag, fag.

This. Plus we have tech to literally deactivate the atoms

This. Can't wait to see this bad boy be used to liberate another Middle Eastern sovereign state for Greater Isre.. I mean Freedom.

Wow congrats goy!

When will your laser defend Israel?

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Why are we not using this on southern border to zap cartel heads?

Seeing shit like this always makes me wish I had gone into the military. I'd even be fine with the dick-sucking aspect had Obama not worked so hard to make that so obvious to everyone.

6 years of R&D and $40 million dollarions defeated by a $1 item from your local walmart

We've had this for a while.

We attached it on a Humvee at one point

>being this mad over our military tech
sad..

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That laser would burn right through that mirror. There is no such thing as a 100% reflective surface, meaning it would absorb heat, and the power of thar laser would instantly melt the reflective coating layer of a mirror. Even if you made the reflective surface thick, the laser would defract, actually focusing energy in a radial arc and would quickly destroy it.

How fucking late are you?

ukdefencejournal.org.uk/dragonfire-new-british-laser-weapon/

Already tested, you idiots once again herpa derpa "AMERICA NUMBA 1 WE INVENT LOLOLOL".

No, now shut the fuck up.

>ray gun
>not developing a Tesla cannon

Nikola please.

Navy BTFO

Still won't be as metal as the rail guns the Navy was testing back in 2013, god those things were amazing
t. cuck who still thinks Hillary has a path to victory

Laugh all you want. Other nations literally cower before those 'pew, pew, pews'.

Well, except Vietnam, of course. But they were smart enough to have guns behind blades of grass. Which is exactly what we would've done had the roles reversed.

Magrav sphere defeats tesla cannon. Iranians and Russians already have Magrav deployed.

>He thinks the British invent things anymore
You're so pathetic you're actually cute

You're probably not even American OP.

Also this thing is going to be bombing sandniggers not fellow whites.

cancer post

>Being this much of a dirty commie
keshefacts.wordpress.com/2016/06/25/confirmed-magravs-dont-work-and-keshe-went-too-far/

>he thinks Americans aren't entirely a class of mart sharting asswipes
you're so pathetic you're actually pathetic

>muh anti carrier missiles

Also, that xbox controller

>Titor theory confirmed
Tesla & Reagan simultaneously redeemed in one fell swoop

Can it defeat Vietnamese rice farmers?

Somebody was going to post it, might as well be me...

Don't you have a sick baby's health care to deny letting him die, while not allowing his parents to take him home or seek medical treatment abroad Ahmed?

fuck the UK fuck the EU all you socialist faggots need to burn US OUT OF NATO NOW

How far will this weapon work in space? Compared to railgun?

>LaWS
Why amerlards always use cringy acronyms?
Ruskies always used more sinister names. Like RDS-1 for first nuke, Project 941 for Typhoon class sub, Systema "Perimetr" instead of faggy Dead Hand, etc, etc. This only shows that US are nations of inbreds.

oh wow zing
fuck off pedro

Lmao

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Sorry to burst your bubble, but laser defenses aren't effective against high speed ballistic and hypersonic missiles. They are made to resist temperatures on reentry and at high speed they can resist laser for small amount of time they would be in range.

this laser proves the earth has no curvature

guy was snorlaxing

so whats the best defense against Laser weapons?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun

Stupid nigger, also the internet (packet switching by the NPL in England, 2 years before ARPANET)

iKnife, used to remove tumors that are small.

The high energy weapon (laser gun) that you're using.

SABRE engine (being tested).

Cure for HIV and treatment for dementia in human trials and are successful so far.

There's dozens of others, want them listed cunt face? We're the only country in Europe that does invent and innovate, your own Americunt government has admitted this lol...

Useless Amerisharts should insult other European nations, not the European country with the most inventions and discoveries under its belt, indeed the very country with the most inventions in the world.

KUCKOLDS!

>>Sorry to burst your bubble, but laser defenses aren't effective against high speed ballistic and hypersonic missiles.
Yes they are, we tested Dragonfire already and it can make drone and missile fuel tanks explode.

We just need bigger lasers that cover a larger area, it's would also help with MIRV based missiles.

>Laser gun
>The laser is invisible

God dammit bend the military industrial complex into making better stronger batteries and energy tech. This could be fucking gold.

Only quality posts from Leafland

Mirrors?

This is news? This tech was around in the 80s, probably before that

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range

Again... fuck off Ahmed

Something that can absorb high speed and high energy particles without melting or exploding.
Stealth missiles if possible, mirrors will eventually heat up and crack.

Air, sea, and space lasers are already a reality. Rail guns as wel and the real kick in the nuts for everyone else is that the SB3-Ghoul is real.

>I can't counter evidence
Fuck off Jamal Taco Shart the 212th.

youtube.com/watch?v=XxIbq7HkalQ

>navy man aims the laser with a video game controller
This triggers the mouse and keyboard players

>Russia says it has a missile that can reach mach 20
>Omg based Ruskies
>US says it has a missile killing laser
>...lies! i...its all fake!

PC Master race BTFO

Yeah, you tested it on your own missiles that have no anti-laser coating.

Military lasers exist since 80s. I'm not sure what's the hubub is about.

Kinda like how its easier to play racing games with a controller. I wonder if theirs any situation where mouse and key would be better besides the paperwork

>being this butthurt about naming wmds
Shut up you sperglord

>look up that wavelength they are using
>coat your stuff with material with high reflectivity for it

>2014

Are you implying that there isn't a more effective reflective costing than a Walmart mirror that our adversaries might employ against our LASER WEAPONS?

We need to pepper their reflective coating with railgun delivered buckshot explosives first tbqh.

>Yeah, you tested it on your own missiles that have no anti-laser coating.
you tell him Ivan
Don't forget about secrete Russian hacking tech that can hack into anything and disable it

>drone and missile fuel tanks explode
Sure, drones, small and slow missiles and light vessels. On a perfectly clear sunny day at sea in the Persian Gulf. BMs and HGVs are faster, larger, and have more heat shielding. If it can handle heat of reentry or hypersonic speeds it can handle heat of the laser for the small amount of time it takes to close distance.

You got me good, Pablo. Shit was funny.

EBay. I have signaled a couple, but black helicopters always show up afterwards, so be careful, user. You can get a UV laser for about $10usd if you know what you're looking for

>Light grey veil paint on missiles
>He thinks this works
This is why the Soviet Union is a joke that failed most of the time.

Even with a reflective surface the heat will cause the fuel inside your rocket to explode, what don't you get about that? Are your missiles lined Carbon fibre-reinforced carbon? Nah, didn't think so. So shut the hell up Ivan.

It was a small laser, a prototype, we're building one much bigger, that delivers more energy to make aircraft blow up, the Chinese already have one that cuts through tanks, it's called Silent Hunter.

Go look it up, faggot.

depends on the quality of the laser, in general the smaller the focus you want the smaller the range. laser beams arent parallel therefor the radius will increase and the intensity decrease.

Quality post, Amerishart.

Did I said anything about light grey paint? If you want to make up shit and argue against your own imagination, go ahead.

Wrong, cloudy overcast day nowhere near the Gulf.

Fool. We will crisp up your aircraft like that USSR spaceman that got crisped up.

CRISPY RUSKIE!

All this weaponry will be used on us when the race war begins and the feds are trying to keep the union together. I wouldn't be to exited.

>Did I said anything about light grey paint? If you want to make up shit and argue against your own imagination, go ahead.
>muh anti laser veil
It's light paint designed to be reflective, unless your missiles have CRC (lolno) then they are fucked. Like your wife, by Jamal.

You lose USSR. Again!

>Quality post, Amerishart.
Don't you have an anti-Amerishart post coating on your browser? It would pretty much nullify any hostile incursions on your scifi fantasy circlejerk.

youtube.com/watch?v=mEXrbbjAk00

Also, the the company that made it is probably owned by jews and our tax dollars are being funneled into their pockets.

Only cause of aim assist dweeb

>It's light paint designed to be reflective
Feel free to give me a source, although you're probably shitposting.

In the minds of the American military: nothing

Reality: insulating ceramic paint


Sorry, but lasers are not America's greatest weapon...

>anti-laser coating.

i work with laser cutters

yes they cut though thicc reflective steel plates

this also rapidly destroys the laser and fucks everything up in a big mess. costs thousands of dollars to fix, keeps me employed.

its perfect for wasting Americas unlimited military budget

>GOD I LOVE BEING AN AMERICAN
>fag flag

i wouldn't expect from yankee anything less

>get a security store camera
>point it at a boat
>remote detonate boat
That's right goyim, we spent a trillion dollars on this (((laser))) we need a trillion more

>It was a small laser, a prototype, we're building one much bigger, that delivers more energy to make aircraft blow up,
You derive your knowledge about combat systems from Popular Mechanics and comic books. There is no battery or source of energy available to mankind powerful enough to give something like this juice.
>, the Chinese already have one that cuts through tanks
Chinese tanks? Oh, I'm inclined to believe this is true

youtube.com/watch?v=u6mY9Q2kPww

wait a second... the boat's name is the USS PONCE?

>zumwalt
you mean the 2 they built and stopped because they're too expensive and really shitty?

Yet you still queue up to buy our vastly superior missiles

What if the enemy has a giant mirror though

>There is no battery or source of energy available to mankind powerful enough to give something like this juice.

Musk is developing it, don't worry.

>mirrors can deflect heat

Or CRC... No missiles have any such coating you retard, I was mocking you for saying that your missiles have an anti laser coating.

Jesus wept...


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Syracuse_(214–212_BC) Here enjoy this link, it's funny.

Funny you ask, DARPA want a diode similar to what is used to read disks in DVD players to be used to power high energy weapons.

Take that back to Mr Putin and the KGB if you will, sorry FSB.

Heat is a social construct you fucking racist cis anti cold shitlord.