How would/pol/ react if we as a species found out we were being controlled by reptilians?

How would/pol/ react if we as a species found out we were being controlled by reptilians?

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>Are reptilians /ourguys/?

Pretty much this.

Are they nice, or do they eat us?

Well, let me put it to you this way, how did Hitler get his flying saucer technology?

Nothing would really suprise me anymore desu

I'd realize Star Trek is entirely real and Enterprise was a message from the future.

SUNGLASSESGATE THREAD PT. 6
>put on the glasses or start eating that trash can
post reptpill images to initiate the visiting normies

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Daily reminder that you have been lied to about the reptoids.

I'd start slaughtering as many as I could find
The Pleiadians aka "Nords" are on our side. They want humanity to be able to be a part of the Galactic community and reach out into the stars. The reptiloids and Draconians want to keep as down as a slave species.

Fpbp

I wish we were being controlled by reptilians. All we would have to do is crank the air conditioning down.

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I'm going to leave this here

Are they bullet proof? Because that's going to greatly affect my answer...

Watch the lacerta files, this does sounds more convincing than david ickes claims imo.

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Write it off as another Jewish trick

well we'd want to get reptilian technology and then murder our overlords and become the dominant species.

we would claim that reptillians are actually here to save us and defend them fanatically. Basically the same thing that happened when we found out Trump was a russian agent.

Fuck no (((reptilians))) are inherently evil and have no empathy, therefore they are the natural enemies of the white race. this is why the reptilians have invented the money control system, to keep us divided and enslaved to them. We need the good ayys (Nordics) to come down and smite them. Good Nordics include Jesus, Hitler and trump.

I am disappoint in all of you for not blaming the Jews yet.

their pussy is tighter than a human one?

Actually yes

>Good Nordics include Jesus, Hitler and trump.
>Translation, Semite, Self hating Semite, Semite
Yeah, ooooookkkkkaaayyyy

nice

PURGE THE XENOS! PURGE THE SCALIES! CLEANSE THEM IN SANCTIMONIOUS FLAME THAT THEY MIGHT BE BROUGHT BEFORE THE ETERNAL JUDGEMENT OF THE HOLY LORD, LORD OF ALL THINGS! GOD WILLS IT! DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT!!!

they even have tits only two sadly

You humansss really do have wierd imaginationsss asss i was being informed on.

This is the stupidest flat earth tier conspiracy shit out there

Constant Sup Forums is always right threads would be the main result.

If Reptilians are real, and they control the world, then why are they trying to fight global warming? Lizards cannot live in the cold, and thrive in warmth.

Check mate infotards

It's nice until they use their vaginal muscles to rip your dick off and proceed to invade your mind and force you through what feels like an eternity of pain and psychological torture as you're trapped inside your own mind-prison.
Reptilians don't fuck around, and while we are inherently "more powerful" then they are, we're so full of blockages that prevent us from reaching our Christ-selves, and therefore they see us as literally ants that are only good as a food source (they feed on fear and negative emotions).

Post yfw this is why "global warming" leading to an ice age is so important to (((them)))

Snekshills attacking in massive numbers, reptilian moonbase confirmed.

humans are literally the worst food source and if they can consume humans there are plenty of other things to eat also why not clone humans in a lab?

I'd go get me a Lusty Argonian Maid.

>dubs
confirmed

you should watch less david kike you moron.

Le reptilian face

now we are getting to the real question i want have they ever tried to fuck one

and dont give the we are inferiors human beings have stuck their dick in plenty of inferior beings

through hard work and dedication

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Among other things.

>pic

Checked.
>mfw

Ever seen they live?

I wouldn't mind if they were controlling us all along

They probably saved the world from nuclear destruction through their influence if they existed back then

Antifa troll threads would switch their theme from BBC to BRC (big Reptilian Cock). How can humans even compete?

Reptilians would have a smaller dick than humans if on average the pussy would be tighter

>If your son talks to a russian person that's treasons
>But mishandling thousands of classified documents and selling political influence to foreign countries isn't because she didn't mean it

This is why they created the flat earth meme.
To compare others to it in order to discredit it.

The same as now basically but ((( ))) will refer to reptilians instead of kikes

Fuck off alien niggers we're full.
I need the quick rundown on the Mzungu.

Ogdoad.
4 serpents
4 frogs
How do these reptiles feel about Kek?

I'd be surprised they weren't frogs.

White people arent from this savage world.

White people are BILLIONS of years old and are NOT NATIVE to Earth and here's some of the evidence for this:

* A human skull fragment from Hungary dated between 250,000 and 450,000 years ago
* A human footprint with accompanying paleoliths (stones deliberately chipped into a recognisable tool type), bone tools, hearths and shelters, discovered in France and dated 300,000 to 400,000 years
* Paleoliths in Spain, a partial human skeleton and paleoliths in France; two English skeletons, one with associated paleoliths, ALL at least 300,000 years old
* Skull fragments and paleoliths in Kenya and advanced paleoliths, of modern human manufacture, in the Olduvai Gorge in Tanzania, dated between 400,000 and 700,000 years
* Neoliths (the most advanced stone tools and utensils) in China of a type that indicate full human capacity, dated to 600,000 years
* Hearths, charcoal, human femurs and broken animal bones, all denoting modern humanity, in Java, dated to 830,000 years
* An anatomically modern human skull discovered in Argentina and dated between 1 million and 1.5 million years years (eoliths -chipped pebbles, thought to be the earliest known tools- at Monte Hermoso, also in Argentina, are believed to be between 1 and 2.5 million years old).
* A human tooth from Java yielding a date between 1 and 1.9 million years years
* Incised bones, dated between 1.2 and 2.5 million years, have been found in Italy
* Discoveries of paleoliths, cut and charred bones at Xihoudu in China and eoliths from Diring Yurlakh in Siberia dated to 1.8 million years
* Eoliths in India, paleoliths in England, Belgium, Italy and Argentina, flint blades in Italy, hearths in Argentina, a carved shell, pierced teeth and even two human jaws all bearing a minimum date of 2 million years (end of part 1)

start of part 2) Curiously enough, several of the very earliest artifact discoveries display a truly extraordinary level of sophistication. In Idaho, for example, a 2-million-year-old clay figurine was unearthed in 1912. But even this discovery does not mark an outer limit. Bones, vertebrae and even complete skeletons have been found in Italy, Argentina and Kenya. Their minimum datings range from 3 million to 4 million years. A human skull, a partial human skeleton and a collection of neoliths discovered in California have been dated in excess of 5 million years. A human skeleton discovered at Midi in France, paleoliths found in Portugal, Burma and Argentina, a carved bone and flint flakes from Turkey all have a minimum age of 5 million years.
How far back can human history be pushed with discoveries like these? The answer seems to be a great deal further than orthodox science currently allows. As if the foregoing discoveries were not enough, we need to take account of:
* Paleoliths from France dated between 7 and 9 million years
* An eolith from India with a minimum dating of 9 million years
* Incised bones from France, Argentina and Kenya no less than 12 million years old
* More paleolith discoveries from France, dated at least 20 million years ago
* Neoliths from California in excess of 23 million years
* Three different kinds of paleoliths from Belgium with a minimum dating of 26 million years
* An anatomically modern human skeleton, neoliths and carved stones found at the Table Mountain, California and dated at least 33 million years ago
But even 33 million years is not the upper limit. A human skeleton found in Switzerland is estimated to be between 38 and 45 million years old. France has yielded up eoliths, paleoliths, cut wood and a chalk ball, the minimum ages of which range from 45 to 50 million years.
There's still more.

start of part 3) In 1960, H. L. Armstrong announced in Nature magazine the discovery of fossil human footprints near the Paluxy River, in Texas. Dinosaur footprints were found in the same strata. In 1983, the Moscow News reported the discovery of a fossilised human footprint next to the fossil footprint of a three-toed dinosaur in the Turkamen Republic. Dinosaurs have been extinct for approximately 65 million years.
In 1983, Professor W. G. Burroughs of Kentucky reported the discovery of three pairs of fossil tracks dated to 300 million years ago. They showed left and right footprints. Each print had five toes and a distinct arch. The toes were spread apart like those of a human used to walking barefoot. The foot curved back like a human foot to what appeared to be a human heel. There was a pair of prints in the series that showed a left and right foot. The distance between them is just what you'd expect in modern human footprints.
In December 1862, The Geologist carried news of a human skeleton found 27.5 m (90 ft) below the surface in a coal seam in Illinois. The seam was dated between 286 and 320 million years. It's true that a few eoliths, skull fragments and fossil footprints, however old, provide no real backing for the idea of advanced prehistoric human civilisations.
But some other discoveries do.
In 1968, an American fossil collector named William J. Meister found a fossilised human shoe print near Antelope Spring, Utah. There were trilobite fossils in the same stone, which means it was at least 245 million years old. Close examination showed that the sole of this shoe differed little, if at all, from those of shoes manufactured today.
In 1897, a carved stone showing multiple faces of an old man was found at a depth of 40 m (130 ft) in a coal mine in Iowa. The coal there was of similar age.

DEY BE KEEPIN US DOWN

start of part 4) A piece of coal yielded up an encased iron cup in 1912. Frank J. Kenwood, who made the discovery, was so intrigued he traced the origin of the coal and discovered it came from the Wilburton Mine in Oklahoma. The coal there is about 312 million years old.
In 1844, Scottish physicist Sir David Brewster reported the discovery of a metal nail embedded in a sandstone block from a quarry in the north of England. The head was completely encased, ruling out the possibility that it had been driven in at some recent date. The block from which it came is approximately 360 million years old.
On 22 June 1844, The Times reported that a length of gold thread had been found by workmen embedded in stone close to the River Tweed. This stone too was around 360 million years old.
Astonishing though these dates may appear to anyone familiar with the orthodox theory of human origins, they pale in comparison with the dates of two further discoveries.
According to Scientific American, dated 5 June 1852, blasting activities at Meeting House Hill, in Dorchester, Massachusetts, unearthed a metallic, bell-shaped vessel extensively decorated with silver inlays of flowers and vines. The workmanship was described as 'exquisite'. The vessel was blown out of a bed of Roxbury conglomerate dated somewhat earlier than 600 million years.
In 1993, Michael A. Cremo and Richard L. Thompson reported the discovery 'over the past several decades' of hundreds of metallic spheres in a pyrophyllite mine in South Africa. The spheres are grooved and give the appearance of having been manufactured. If so, the strata in which they were found suggest they were manufactured 2.8 BILLION years ago

Easy..Sup Forums would call the reptilians kikes.

start of part 5) What are we to make of these perplexing discoveries? They cannot simply be dismissed. If even ONE of these discoveries is TRUE (and I believe that MANY if not ALL of these discoveries are TRUE), then it changes EVERYTHING that modern mainstream anthropologists THOUGHT they knew about the human species. (end)

Continue on as if nothing happened, because the only difference would be knowing who is really in control. I'd also go to plan B and take family and large amount of cash out of town for an impromptu 2 week vacation. Cities won't be safe because roughly half of the population has below average IQ.

They feed on energy.

So we poison them to death.

yes, it's 0.1 millimeters, a bit wide for your puny penor

>humans are literally the worst food source

niggers are even more gross

Ah Jesus I knew you GLP fuckers would show yourselves eventually.

Is this the white equivalent of WE WUZ KANGZ?

>Hey Hilldog we're investigating you and need those e-mails, can you hand them over?
>>lol I just deleted them, whoops haha! xD
>Really?
>>Yep, with bleachbit, you dumb fu- I mean, I don't know lol xD Xd xD
>K, you're free to leave.
.. and then people wonder why Comey had to go.

i said humans

Fuck kings, we are god's

Everyone here already knows about the Jews.

Bone-er

Nordics live in the inner earth, not space, you idiots

This alien bullshit is the most retarded fucking shit. Sometimes I legit wish a nuclear war would wipe all of you stupid motherfuckers out.

With great excitement, I want to bone a qt3.14 reptilian space waifu
I always imagined pic related as some sort of reptilian

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I know Sven, why does Bioware have to fuck everything up with such utter senselessness? They create something beautiful and then they have to cheapen it and destroy it.
Also why is ME the only space RPG?

so disappointing expected something better not just another human with makeup

It's okay guys, we can just pretend those games never happe-
>ME4 is released
ABORT, ABORT. Lair of the Shadow Broker is as good as it got.

Well, if it's that or jews....

Are they Jewish?

I'm from buenos aires and i say kill them all

At least it's not the Jews then

>if

LOL

I wish it was the reptilians...

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(((Aliens))) are a satanic lie.

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this

Show them furries, they'll scatter like roaches when a light is turned on.

>desire to know more intensifies

>when you were an unassuming mild libertarian until SJWs came for your vidya and now you want to gas the kikes and establish ancapistan

I can actually prove that we're run by reptilians, but you're taking things literally OP.

If you want to know the truth then ask.

Use the gif you newfag

This tbqh fampai

Where is the 222 guy from last night??? He promised he would be back today to answer more questions.

can't be arsed m80

Trump collusion

I'd go on a rampage against all and any authority.

(I'm just joking, my reptilian lords, pls don't kill me)