We could have had this... Why is life so fucking cruel?

We could have had this... Why is life so fucking cruel?

I'm hijacking this thread.

Red pill me on penis inspection day.

Did any of you ever have this at your school?

Please, I need to know.

>doll arm
best touch added award. - 2017

>mfw I had this

Things are shit now but it that doesn't mean it couldn't be worse faggot

Nope, never had to.

When I went for my wedding physical the doctor gave me a prostate exam. Years later my buddy got his from a different doctor. I asked him about the prostate exam he told me they don't do that.

I was raped by a 80 year old man who is dead.

Dude don't talk about. That shit was vietnam in high school. The nurse laughed. :(

>He said, as he adjusted his glasses to his receding hairline and grazed his fat rolls while reaching into his bag of cheetos

Why would the dog have a swastika tag? How the fuck would he be returned if lost?

Pro tip: search out Asian female doctors with small fingers. You literally can't go wrong.

DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

If he was dead you should get checked for zombie virus.

That picture looks like fucking tyranny. Like a fascist version of North Korea. Who the hell would ever want to live in a shithole like that?

dogs don't get lost in nation socialist countries fag

sounds like you would be gassed

>mfw even the dog is a Nazi

YOU will NEVER have that because you're a pudgy little bitch who aims to commandeer the achievements of OTHER PEOPLE who happen to share a "race" with you due to the fact that YOU are a useless, spineless, gutless moron with severe impotent rage.

enjoy your delusion, cletus.

Sounds like you're too stupid to even be alive. Don't reproduce.

Chad is still having white kids with stacy, sorry paco

>tv advertisements are seen as a possible reality on Sup Forums

>the one thing we're not allowed to discuss here.
OUT OUT OUT

...

>t. suburban fag

turn it into the local party building and a virtuous party worker will find the dog's rightful owner

>he thinks america can be invaded
toplel

My sister had a staffy called Hitler, but she renamed him Nazi because of all the complaints she got

>invaded.

Liberated goy.

Yeah of course we did, The local priest was also a doctor so he inspected everyone at are all boy school.

Cry more bitch, I'm sure that will fix all your problems.

If the Luftwaffe was able to best the RAF and put the UK out of commission in 1940, and Pearl Harbor was a total success... I don't think America would have been able to withstand a double invasion from a near full strength Nazi Germany and Empire of Japan.

Fuck you. It's all these niggers and spics that have DECIMATED my great America.

>implying the nips ever stood a chance after they didnt get the carriers

>Implicando que incluso notaste

I meant IF the attack was a total success, not that it was

SEASON 3 WHEN?!

tru 3rd world invasion has rekt us more than the wehrmacht ever could

:^)

Imagine being selected among the top 10th percentile of IQ scores and working on mining meteorites in your late teens to early twenties, meanwhile coming back to earth to go out dancing with chaste QTs that would not give it up until marriage. And everything after that would be focused on producing more Space Marine Soldiers, Wives, and Scientists.
I think that probably my last breath would be my most satisfying.

Hitler would be proud of your productive, progressive and positive lifestyle.

this timeline sucks

Trump's America will never be what Nazi America could have

nah that's sketchy, you'd die from fucking supernova particles breaking apart your DNA.
Fucking amerishart

put the name and address on the back? you know like normal dog tags