This is off-topic but I wondered if any pollacks had faced a disciplinary commission at college...

This is off-topic but I wondered if any pollacks had faced a disciplinary commission at college? I was arrested on the weekend and I've just been summoned to appear before the dean -- any advice? How do I keep from getting kicked out of school?
>pic related, it's me getting fucked by the police

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How about you don't break the law you fucking degenerate.

>How do I keep from getting kicked out of school?

Are you, or have you ever been a nigger or a tranny?

Nope, never got caught with anything.
Also If you can't break rules covertly, don't break the rules.

You should ask Sup Forumsfor advice.

Lawyer up if it's serious. If not so much, obtain all available information about the proceedings, and get ready.

What for? Explain yourself

what did you do?

No.
I was arrested for drunk and disorderly it's hardly law-breaking

But university policy requires disciplinary action for any student who is arrested

What does the college have to do with it?

No matter what, tell them what you were doing was to fight a dire social injustice

I'd rather get arrested by actual police than the kangaroo court college kikes
You might be fucked

Learn some self control and don't act like a teenager when you drink.

Then come to Jesus and promise to join AA. Come to a couple of their meetings.
Or if your dean's name is Misty, tell it that you are dysphoric trans attack helicopter, if you want to play that.

Where do you go to college?

>t. faggot who never lifted his nose out of a book in college
>t. someone who never had dickhead police take things way farther than they have to just because they can and feel like it
kys virgin

story on OP pic?

Lost

what did you do

What's that octopus doing?

dragging me down into the depths of uneducated mediocrity

Ewwwwww and that one looks tiny ew

>Acts like a fucking retard
>Breaks the law
>"it's hardly law breaking"

I see our university system is really empowering critical thinking. God damnit. This used to be such a great country.

This.

In Indiana you legally don't have to show an officer your license unless you've broken the law. So you can basically tell excise to go fuck themselves. When you agree to live at a dorm at I.U. you waive that right.

>Learn some self control and don't act like a teenager when you drink.
This statement is as steaming pile of garbage and you've never been to university.

A few years ago my friends lived in a house on campus. Some officers showed up when they were drinking on their porch. Demanded ID from all of them and then strong armed them to let them into their house. Gave everyone inside a ticket.

University police do everything they can to fuck you over.

The cops dragged you to California?

I have, twice.
First time got in trouble for drunken nonsense, stole a 'mascot' statue from an on-campus frat house and threw it into the deep end of the swimming pool. Wrote some gay apology letters and was put on 'probation'.
A year later got in trouble for 'hacking' faculty accounts to remove bandwidth limits in the dorms. Wrote another gay letter.
College is great for socializing - but unless you're actively working towards a research project (usually only Msc level) it's pretty much a waste of money. I had a full ride and was being taught outdated tech/compsci shit so I dropped out (circa 2004).

I did last year. I didn't get arrested for anything though. What'd you do?

Writing is queer. I liked your blogpost

kys fagget

I would be more worried about getting your charge expunged. As for the discipline, explain the process.

Drunk and disorderly -- university gets ultra pissed about anyone who makes the university look bad

What did you do? How did it go? Any serious punishment?

He's consuming the alcoholic jew, fucking end yourself filthy degenerate.

Say you are sorry and they will tell you to take an online class that lasts 30 minutes

Also, how about you don't black out like a fucking retard or at least go out with decent friends who will call you an Uber retard.

whats probation for an independent?? do you think I might get double secret probation?

bro it's a (((disciplinary commission))). if you're a white male, they will try to fuck you just because they can.

so unironically lawyer up. It's worth $2k.

any chance you can, y'know, not show up? rule #1: never talk to the police. you didn't confirm you received their summons, did you?

>How do I keep from getting kicked out of school?

Subtly hint that you'll suck anyone's penis to avoid retribution. Whoever it takes, the dean, the cops, the judge.

They'll most likely put you in an alcohol awareness class thing and youl have a "strike"

>implying any of this is what actually happened
pretty much in the dark about the whole process -- I just received a very short and stern letter telling me to "report" to the dean's office tomorrow at 8:30 and "Failure to attend would constitute a breach of the University Discipline Regulations, which could result in a financial penalty and loss of services that would include Blackboard (online portal where profs upload all of their lectures and notes and assignments and shit -- essentially I wouldn't be able to complete any coursework)"

>This is off-topic
Saged, reported
>I was arrested on the weekend
>on the weekend
Got drunk and raped somebody?
Enjoy the AIDS from bubba, asshole.

Now check those links, mothafucka:
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>you didn't confirm you received their summons, did you?
No I didn't confirm but
they sent this to my student email, any bullshit "sorry I didn't get it" excuse isn't gonna fly

About time we had some real tentacle porn

>Get's charged with D&D conduct and says he did not black out.
Then you must have been acting like a real subhuman. Go in there, say you acted like a very bad goy, you care about your education, and accept responsibility and whatever punishment you receive. You will prob get academic probation. Again, your REAL charge is what matters more.

Drunk and disorderly? They won't expell you. They want your money. Just act sorry, and say as little as possible. Don't spill your guts and give them details to chase. Just be the dumb kid who had too much to drink, act really sorry, and act scared. Say yes sir, yes ma'am a lot.

>drunk and disorderly
>real charge
>he thinks I should be more concerned about some retarded misdemeanor overzealous cops hand out dozens of times a night than I should about my education which has much more lasting implications for my future
maybe D&D is some kind of serious felony in europe I don't know but you are fucking retarded

D I S O R D E L Y. A cop will not arrest you for being drunk if you are in a college town unless you are acting like a fucking clown. You are even more retarded if you think any job worth having is not going to do a background check.

*R

I don't want to get into too many details, but I lost my temper and swore some people out. Really lit them up. Called them the worst things I could think of, armed with will my years of fucking around on Sup Forums so you can just imagine.

They did call the cops, but I was leaving anyway when the cops got there so there was no crime.

There were a lot of procedural issues that I won't get into, but as soon as I learned I had to have a hearing, I got them to schedule it as fast as I could. This was mainly to show initiative and tell them I took it seriously, but also they didn't have more time to prepare that way.

Then I got their handbook and I studied their procedures. Which, by the way, seem loose enough to let the disciplinary people do anything they want for any reason they want, and students basically don't have any rights.

So then I got prepared. I wrote memos to myself clarifying what happened and what I wanted to say. Saved them and never showed anyone. Then I wrote notes for what I wanted to tell them.

And what I basically said was, yes I did it. This is why I did it. I take full responsibility. But at the same time it wasnt all that bad really. I just called some snowflakes some names that made them sad.

Then they asked what I thought should happen. I pulled out their rule book and told them I would accept this punishment and pointed to it.

But here's where it's fun. Turns out they don't read their own rules.

So I sort of lucked out. For whatever reason the school had just completely revamped their discipline process. The person they had before left, then they had a vice president filling in for a bit, but finally they hired a new guy right before I had to go. I got the sense I was his first case. Ever. Really young white guy.

He made me write some gay letter and that was mostly it. But I did have to promise to be a good boy, and he'd fuck me up later if I did anything else.

>A cop will not arrest you for being drunk if you are in a college town
>has clearly never set foot in an American college town
>Europeans think that employers who also went to college and drank a lot pay any attention to a drunken night a 20 year old college kid had with his buddies and got slammed by some power tripping porker
I don't know about Europe but this is a really common thing here. Everyone and their dog has a friend who got reamed by the police for no reason just because he had a few and was being obnoxious

You must live in a very conservative state

Unless you are caught with hard drugs in my state (Florida), the campus cops just allow student conduct to deal with it.

This is excellent advice user, 88 my dude

>Florida
>EU
fucking kill yourself please

Says the kid asking Sup Forums for legal advice

Aside from you I've gotten some pretty good stuff so walk the fuck on you industrial cock inhaling faggot

Say you're an addict. And trying to cure yourself

Enjoy your academic sanctions and pissing in front of a probation officer for the next year degenerate.

You're chimping out now and you're presumably sober. How about you stop acting like a child both IRL and online, sober and drunk.

Look up the rules and make sure that's an official form of communication for a summons according to them. Like I said, they usually don't read their own rules and are counting on students being too stupid to know when the administration fucks up. Then again, like I said before, I sped up their process rather than tried to delay.

Because with stuff that could embarrass their public image, they generally just want that shit to go away as fast and quietly as possible. And I promise you're not the first drunken retarded kid they've ever seen. And then if you take responsibility for it, you blunt their attack. They don't have much on you any more.

Another thing, I pointed out that nobody else actually cares about any public shit that falls out from it. Really, nobody cares. If you have time to read a couple of books on it, here's two that will prepare you (hope you're humanities, not some semiliterate STEMlet).

amazon.com/So-Youve-Been-Publicly-Shamed/dp/1594487138

amazon.com/SJWs-Always-Lie-Taking-Thought-ebook/dp/B014GMBUR4

They'll give you ammo to make great arguments about why what you did really wasn't that bad. Essentially you just point out that everyone else in the world is too caught up in their own personal bullshit to give a fuck if one little college kid got too drunk. Literally no one cares. It doesn't impact their image. Everyone knows college kids are stupid and will drink.

If you don't have time for it, just read this.

the-niceguy.com/contributors/SurvivalGuide.html

It's chapter 7 from SJWs always lie.

And always remember that the world is so much bigger than school, and there's always more schools anyway. That'll help you not be scared. Don't act like some mewling infant. Keep your head up tall, and act like a man, and they will respect you like a man. Act like a sniveling cretin and expect to be treated that way. Women get out of shit by simpering and crying. You cannot.

Say nothing, bring a lawyer. These "commissions" are really leftist kangaroo courts where they use any excuse to fuck you over, especially if your transgressions don't mesh with their militant leftist ideology. A lawyer shows you are serious and won't let them just walk all over you. These meetings are more for their own gratification than "discipline". Remember that a lot of these "conduct" clauses on your student contract cannot be legally binding due to state and federal laws superseding (even more-so if you were arrested off campus grounds at a non-academic function where it's none of their business anyways). The mattress girl is a good case study. The guy ended up suing and winning a settlement against his university.

Caveat: If it's a private college, they might have a bit more clout to fuck you over. Any college funded in part by public tax dollars are subject to state and federal laws overriding whatever contractual clauses they try to get away with. Also, if it's something serious like rape(actual rape, not "oops I regret it next morning" fake) or murder, you'd be fucked either way, but then again, that would be the least of your legal problems...

>ask for advice
>get non-constructive, antagonistic reply
>return the favor
>omg lol look at him chimp out xD what a degenerate manchild
wew

Yeah, but also everyone you know who has some self serving story about he dindu nuffin and those meanyhead police were just out to get him is a fucking liar. They just thought they could get away with some shit. Then they couldn't. And then they were too dumb to weasel out of it, and too sniveling to take some responsibility in their lives.

Lol he must be a nigger because he dindu nuffin and is not worried about no charges.

Yeah I've pulled up all of the administrative and disciplinary statues and going over them with a fine-tooth comb
>hope you're not a STEMlet
Political Science, Philosophy, and Economics with an aim toward Law, always been a good public speaker
thanks user

Don't make any statements without a lawyer.

If you didn't hire one hire him now and hand him all information over. Don't tell them anything without consulting your lawyer first.

If it's legal record everything they say.

Hope you graduate and join the rest of us im eduacted mediocrity.

faint depression

Most of the time even if you bring your lawyer he isn't allowed to say anything. You're right that they can railroad you, but usually that's not the first hearing in the process. When they start convening a tribunal that has a mandatory diversity representative, student government representative, and VP level administrator, that's when you can shit your pants. Because that's them covering their own asses against appeals you might file to reverse your expulsion.

>Pre-law
Never mind, no need to worry about charges, you'll be making 40k a year regardless.

Modern American Universities are like 1/4 place of higher education, 1/2 Marxist propaganda center, and 1/4 meddling moral police.

If you have a family friend who's a lawyer, get him to come with. Failing that, get some sort of community leader type to come with you, like a priest or somesuch.. You're going to want someone respectable with you.

I had some disciplinary hearings for sports team hazing, and the process is kind of a joke. Evidence doesn't matter, testimony doesn't matter, it's all about the school's image. In your case, just promise not to do it again, agree to go to counseling or something. Check to see if the university has some sort of alcohol support group (it does); volunteer to go to that.

>drunk and disorderly
>on a college campus
Stop being king of the dickheads, moron. You have to be exceptionally belligerent to have cops arrest you for that when they're surrounded all night by drunk morons acting disorderly.

image needs kek on the octopus and emo guy on the scuba diver.

You'll probably get put on disciplinary probation and have to attened some faggy alcohol awareness class. Your criminal charge will probably will probably result in a couple thousand dollars in fines and court fees and you'll get 20-40 hours community service and 6 months probation. Just plead no contest and do all your court ordered shit. Act like a grown up dipshit.

would that work? the pity party angle?
my old man is a lt. col. and has served in the armed forces for over 30 years but that's about the best I can come up with
>on campus
it was off campus but it's a small college town and the police communicate any student arrests to the university and they still make a big deal out of it because like you said it's all about the university's image

I am curious as to why you were not doing homework? What are you, a sociology major?

I was doing 60 hrs of homework every week during University. I had no chance to break the law.

...

This is off topic, but I'm more interested in your pic than your story. Tell me more about that pic.

>my old man is a lt. col. and has served in the armed forces for over 30 years
Hmmm, risky. He's definitely an authoritative, respectable figure, but your inquisitor might be a simpering Marxist cuck that thinks he's a baby-killer trying to intimidate him.

As long as you didn't do anything other than act like a massive tool, you should be fine. At most you'll get disciplinary probation and/or have to write a letter.

NOT
POLITICS

FUCK OFF OP

So first all, if your dad's a Colonel, why didn't you ask him before asking us?

But more importantly - No you fucking retard. Don't bring your DAD to a discipline hearing in University. What, is he going to write you a note? Are you 8 years old, crying about how Trump is worse than Caesar? Act like a man. Put on a suit and tie. And deal with your fuck up.

I study PPE -- the only thing that takes any real amount of study is economics because you have to rote learn the material. Politics comes pretty easily since I've always been politically oriented/active and philosophy is just a lot of interpretation as in you read a lot and then decide what you think it means.

STEM is a lot more study intensive because like economics it's more about memorizing everything to learn a specific skill.

I don't know anything about the pic, some user posted it years ago -- the octopus is definitely fake though, it's probably just some guys who found a styro octopus and decided to fuck around with it

He's a Lt. Col. and why would a career soldier know anything about university tribunals? I wasn't planning on asking him to come, I was just replying to other user who wondered if I knew anyone who might be of sound moral character and relatively high social standing.

LOL. Why would you ask a Japanese image board before your father about something this big?

Because if he's a Colonel, depending on his MOS, he's probably led at least a company and likely a battalion. That means he understands the military justice system and has almost certainly disciplined LOTS of soldiers (although his 1st Sgt/Sgt Major really did all the work).

>he thinks Sup Forums is a Japanese imageboard
this is a rhodesian baobab farming forum

truuuue -- again, not O-6 but he's definitely commanded some shit, I don't know much about him desu growing up under captain ironfist kinda makes you hate him

I was in front of investigatory boards like three times at my school because of being around people with drugs or alcohol. Just deny everything and make sure you have a fall guy. If there's no one else to blame you're probably fucked and should totally cuck out or they'll throw the book at you harder.

>university policy requires disciplinary action for any student who is arrested

Arrested or convicted?

Didn't Lauren Southern do a show about some guy facing college expulsion for some frat initiation with a condom? Just do what she advised.

Own up to your mistake. Accept whatever disciplinary action they give you humbly. You need to appear sincere or else they'll probably give you the boot. Don't make retarded excuses for your behavior, accept responsibility for your actions. Do this and maybe they'll allow you to stay, give that you weren't that big of a dumbass.

I heard Molymeme do a program on that like 2 days ago maybe. I don't remember the advice, can you summarize it? I didn't pay much attention because the situation was so ridiculous.

Quit college and free yourself.
btw I was arrested because a sjw professor was aggravating me to know end with his politicizing, self-gratification and contradicting assignment instructions.
I faced the panel, was allowed back, but eventually dropped uni. because it sucks, the profs are gooks, the overpriced textbooks are illegible, and you can learn more just using the internet.

>Quit college and free yourself.
Oh that's right. And that's always an option.
>arrested because a sjw professor was aggravating me
That doesn't get you arrested, user.

But in a sense you're right. University isn't entirely necessary especially in the humanities. That's why I'm not afraid if they kick me out. I'll relish the fight, and then go meme about how universities ought to be avoided.