I'll start:
>>Slovenia
Nice mountains, triglav is amazing
>>Serbia
Good food
>>Hungary
Bringing carding game Bela into Croatia
>>Bosnia
They are rly good at being uneducated savages who excel at working low pay jobs
>>Italia
Best pasta in the world, never eat anything other then Barilla
>>Montenegro
Hmm, they seceded from serbia
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>>Belgium
Good waffles
>>Germany
Good beer
>>Netherlands
Good drugs
>>Poland
nationalism and hot chicks
>Canada
>maple syrup
>Mexico
>built my vw shitbox
>>USA
I have nothing.
>canada
you have the most elite trained speed metal musicians in history.
>pic related
>mexico
i really enjoy your ability to build megastructures.
>T*rkey, Bulgaria, Albania, FYROM.
Make us look good by comparison.
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>Canada
Source of funny jokes for South Park. Example: the Canadian airforce (kek)
>Mexico
Good tequila
>Scotland
Nice food and drink, nice scenery and castles. People aren't as mean as you'd think but quite nationalist
>Wales
Nice scenery if you like Sheep
Saved Brexit
>Nice scenery if you like Sheep
kekd a bit
>Mexico
Good food, cute girls, good liquor, just stay there though.
>Canada
People always need something to brighten their days and what better than laughter? Canada is an excellent place, it provides never ending amounts of joy just relishing in the fact that they are not a part of our great nation; watching them sink into leftist oblivious at the hands of some substitute teaching hunk is truly a sight to behold as he pays terrorists millions, bans free speech, and imports a bunch of third world rats. It will be in our interests to save your asses from the hoards one day, but until then, thanks for being an excellent source of lulz, aye.
>Germany
Unironically nice culture. Nice cars. We could be doing good business if we were at the same economic level, now it's not very fair. You admitted your role in WWII and do not cherish Hitler as if he was some sort of a good uncle, unlike Russians with Stalin.
>Slovakia
Not much to say, except you have the higher part of the Tatra mountains. I like your fried cheese.
>The Czech Republic
Insane amount of great porn with beautiful women.
>Belarus
Too bad you have Lukashenko. We could be buddies. I personally know two women from Belarus and no trace of sluttiness in either of them while at the same time being nice, smart and conservative. 9/10 would date.
>Ukraine
WWII was a nightmare but I'm willing to put it behind us if we are better buddies in the future. Unironically fantastic nature and the most fertile soil in the world. Literally the breadbasket of Europe.
>Russia
*sigh*
does it trigger you when russians idolize stalin?
>Canada
You got some great looking land
>mexico
Only successful native people
England: Grime Music is good, especially beef, and occasional lul from EDL cucks. Also the football.
>Mexico
They have excellent donkey shows and tequila.
>Canada
Poutine is fucking delicious.
>Bela
My nigga
>USA
You have Donald Trump. I envy you.
>Germany
Pretty good food, you had an ok idea but fucked up big time.
>Czech Republic
Good beer, have guns, Christianized us.
>Belarus
We don't hear from them often.
>Slovakia
You have the highest part of the mountains.
And you are in v4 so that's pretty cool.
>Lithuania
We did a pretty good and strong commonwealth together. Sad that you guys now hate us for Wilno but oh well, hope we can put that aside.
>Ukraine
I don't honestly have anything good to say.
>Russia
You are... uhhh... big in size?
3 friends and you get unlimited hours of fun
>Germany
great culture, hard working people, they are so great that is beyond me why they act like that
>Czech Republic or Czechia
They are pretty uncucked on race and islam, beer, amaizing history in middle ages
>Slovakia
Catholic, conservative, Karol Sidor
>Ukraine
Every one i'm met was decent man (execpt one nigger from donietzk, why are they niggers in donietzk?), western Ukrainians are basically like us. And they have low divorse rate, and strong anti-abortion movement. Don't know much about Eeastern Ukraine, beyond their love for niggers.
>Belarus
One of most beautiful countries in the world. Chill and smart people, shame that they are still communist.
>Lithuania
Best times and history together, they take good care of Wilno, unlike Ukrainians with Lwów
>Russia
Dostoyewsky, Czechow, Czaykowsky, Bierdrayev, great common sense in average Russian. Incredebile empathy for injustice (kind of ironic).