Blue Lives Ma-

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Around blacks, never relax.

Last night I got a million dollars for whitemansplaining a black womyn.

>oh so u was a cop huh
>yeah
>so if i started punching you in dah face wit my fists would u shoot me
>yeah probably

How the conversation went

that's why he's a former cop and not current

What is "things that never happened"?

Yea it is true! That $100% happened.

KYS OP

Whoa...

NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD TIP DICKBAG

Isn't that libel?

Nice context

Either it was a hypothetical situation where the cop said even if you are unarmed but physically threatening id shioot you.

This is entirely reasonable

Or it was a threat by the driver to the passenger and he should go to the police

based cop

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>Things that are definitely real and not pure works of fiction.

Are you a fucking retard? Of course it's not libel. It would be if he said, "Mr. Adam Smith, my Lyft driver last night, is a former cop and he said he was going to shoot me!"

Making up fake stories is not libel. No one's reputation was harmed.

Assuming he even had a Lyft driverh

Wtf, I love lyft now

>ayo u used to be a cop lemme axe u sumthin. would u shoot me cuz muh skin?
>If you were approaching me in a threatening manner and I couldnt be sure you weren't armed, I would.
>wtf cracka you racist pig nigga u would shoot an unarmed black man for nothing?
>No, I would shoot if it seemed lime you were threatening my life.
>ayo twitter gon hear bout dis shit you racist nigga. also, im not going to pay

niggers are the worst

Jews being second.

lyft can look up this guy's name in their records and find out who gave him a ride. So it is libel.

Just flip these around and you've got it.
Why do you think niggers behave like they do?

>ayo
>fuck yu whitey
>yu wanna play da knock out game
>i'll fuckin kill yu whitey
>bare hands and evertang
>even if i had a gun, the media will defend me and say i was unarmed
>yu wanna die white boi?
(actual transcript of conversation)

>muh anecdotes

because they're subhuman animals who are predisposed to violence

>not going to pay

the nigger gave up his credit card info before he even met his driver.

More likely he rated him 1 star or some shit. I used to drive uber and whenever people started talking politics I would get a 1 star from that rider and uber would call me asking why I have a review that says im a nazi.

You know its fake because taxis, lyfts, and uber drivers don't pick up niggers

"And then everyone stood up and clapped!"

she forgot the part where..oh its a he. anyway. he forgot the part where his scenario included dangling a baby off a roof.

Can Tracphones install the Lyft app?

Last night my cotton picker, a former native of Africa, told me I wouldn't have lock up my bike or be vigilant when he was in the immediate vicinity.

I'm going to start a belt company. The logos going to be a nig nog with a flat screen under both arms. Shits rediculous why is that one even wearing pants