I never heard a good nickname for us Austrians,
so i am asking you wanna be whites, lurking talibans, kikes and bongo bongos to give me some!
I mean our annoying big brother is called Kraut, our cousin (Holland) is called Toothpaste and our mixedrace retarted step brother is called Mountain Jew.
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You're not important enough for a nickname.
He's right you know.
THIS
Vegamites
Thank you Jamal José Burgerstein
Faggot.
>burger'd
Austria not Australia!
We are the ones who had Hitler not Dundee!
damn danyuhhhl
>putting the tilde in José
sophisticated ;)
how about
>Literally Hitler
so if an Austrian is posting you can say
>literally hitler
in response
actually, scratch that, it sounds like compliment
Bunker Germans
Ski Jews
Snow Italians
Ja ja lach nur Mohammes Mbogo Müller
Schluchtenscheißer
see?
they call us australians.
These are pretty good!
Thank you Sadiq!
Littlermany
Das ist zwar passend, aber zu alt.
Ich brauch was frisches!
Worst Hungary
Oh, i'm so spooked rite nao. He wrote in his language.
Sausage
Meh, even though every 3rd Austrian has Hungarian ancestry, and that almost half of todays Austria was Hungary, it's still to meh.
Come on Ikembe Jones, give me something better!
Ja hab angst du Araber/Afrika Kolonie.
Wir Bösis werden euch nochn Adi schicken!
Lil smokies
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Geh, servus, i sag amoal : " Schluchtenscheisser."
Oh God
>recycle everything, have 100 different bins
>against nuclear
>a vw polo costs four billion euro credits
>literally 50 percent forest
>terrified their ski resorts will melt
Yet they smoke cigarettes everywhere at all times, every day.
>"Let me make some autistic threats to an anonymous interweb stranger because we speak the same language and i think he might be a shitskin. That'll show him"
And that is why you people still haven't got a nickname.
You got it right the first time. 'Round here you're referred to as Fritzls and starters of world wars.
Our Austrians mad that in international competitions 'AUS' is Australia, a country that they are centuries older than?
How drunk are you right now
This.
Most Americans just think of you as 'the other Germans' with no separate identity. Austrians just inherit any slurs we give Germans.
little Serbia
Lil Smokies are small Vienna sausages, image search it.
Calm down Mick, the Centrelink is still open
True germans
We stopped being relevant over a hundred years ago, and our "nicknames" didn't survive that period
Other than the Swiss calling us Habsburger
FPBP
The only thing that comes to my mind when I hear "Austria" is the Dumb and Dumber scene about throwing another shrimp on the barbie.
Let's call them "Austrians" when we talk about them
>>never speak of Austria again
Now that I think about it, I hardly ever respond to people from OP's flag. Just kinda ignore them for the most park.
jew enablers. seriously you fags (Hapsburgs) are responsible for the fiat banking bullshit we live in today.
Kuk.
Australians
Germans
While I can only speak for myself, there is literally 0% chance that I'd ever refer to you as anything except australia. Thus, while you expected everyone to think of you as little germany, you are actually just 'wrong australia'
Outside of this post, expect many cracks about kangaroos, abbos, didgeridoos, shrimps on barbies, poisonous everythings, and Joseph Fritzl (pictured above), who is also australian
Also Notice that it's always the burgers who seem to confuse Austria with Australia.
Why are burgers so fucking retarded?
Germolite
Meet me at the beer hall
>while you expected everyone to think of you as little germany
No one does subce its is an insult. We got our own culture and language.
It's a long running joke in our country.
>mfw a german is so dense due to turkish ancestry that he doesn't recognize that nobody's really confused
We're called cunts and it's not a nickname.
Fuck off Habsburgs, nobody likes you anymore, come back when you've made another Hitler.
Well duh
So do pajeets and huahues and gooks and
beaners and meatballs and turkish rape babies
Doesn't mean that we won't denigrate thousands of years of your culture
Oh btw you should be honored, since most americans think of germany as an islamic 3rd world shithole now but you guys are still mostly white (though hungarian, so probably all decended from vlad tepes/hitler himself)
Ah, the beautiful land of mountains, basement and family trees which are actully circles, Incestria.
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Both countries are far away as fuck. When kids learn the world map, they learn Australia because its a giant island that sticks out. Austria is in the middle of Europe.
When I was a kid I thought Arnold was Australian. They both talk funny
That explains why you are less autistic than Krauts desu.
Is this a country hate thread?
please let loose on us faggots, obogo leaf has been running rampant for the last few days
A bunch of Kangaroo Fuckers!
Yeee Hawww fgt!
You're mistaken there, Fritz.
>Austrians
austraians
>Australians
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>A
>Fucking
>Bacon strip
>be a literally who country
>then it comes out that some old guy locked his daughter in his basement for 24 years and had numerous kids with her
>Austria is now known worldwide as a country of ruthless psychopaths and weirdos
Such is life. What a fall from the empire you wuz
That's Latvia actually. Both are closet Nazis and both of them has/had an identity crisis about being German or not, but unlike Austria Latvia is basically a non-country.
You should use this opportunity to carve out a reputation for your country.
Everyone used to bantz the fuck out of Poland for not being particularly well known for anything but the vibrant shitskin migrant crisis brought out the best in them.
You guys are like a wealthier Poland, with the honored distinction of producing Hitler.
I recommend running for office and forging your own path for Austria, user.
The disappoint me faggot.
You were meant to be better than America, the best and brightest of the loyalists left after independence, you were their refugee, good loyal British citizens.
And what have you become?
A cucked piece of shit, pretty much as bad as Swedistan.
You've even let the French hold on to a city, what the fuck are you doing, go invade those fuckers and Anglo them.
Every ex-colony is dying to immigration. Perhaps this is the destiny of the British Empire. The sun will finally set.
>Austria is now known worldwide as a country of ruthless psychopaths and weirdos
One psycho, big deal
>inb4 Hitler
There was another guy who locked a girl called Natasha Kampusch in his basement for years. They have a fucking obsession with basements, they even made a documentary about what they do there. Surprise-surprise, its mostly Nazi nostalgia and BDSM porn.
Thank you kiwi, we need more of that.
>trudreau.paid.a.terrorist.10m.fuckingkillus.jpg
Youre pretty much just Germany lite in every way imaginable. Lower iq, shorter men, and brown eyes and other shit skin features. Just be happy Sup Forums even knows the name of your pathetic parody of a country.
negger.
deerived from schwarzennegger. The negger germans. pic related
NZ has a Maori supremacist party that actually get's votes and no body complains about.
We're not much better, we're just so small and irrelevant no one notices.
cunt
You guys should secretly acquire nukes and deport all the natives. Become the Anglo hermit kingdom of sheep and dairy products that you were destined to be.
Hitler was a plot by the eternal Basement Kraut and his Bavarian brethren to reverse the unification of Germany because Prussia beat them to it 70 years earlier. And even in their defeat, the hated Prussians were pretty much fucked, lost their clay and assimilated to the rest of the Krauts and Germany got 70 years or brainwashing while Austria got away with a victim card and moved their Nazi relics to their basements. Mark my words, when shit finally hits the fan in Germany, the Eternal Austrian will take control of the country from the kikes. Then they will breed their Chancellors and Prime ministers with each other until their whole government will have fuckhuge chins, huge lips and bushy unibrows.
Nobody gives a fuck about Austria. You could be Estonia or Moldova for all I care.
Into the feels folder it goes
Fuckin burger.
NZ doesn't let anything nuclear in the country or into our waters. We regularly have to remind the your Burger Navy this when you float your nuclear subs around in our waters and try to dock at our ports.
But yes, the good thing about being irrelevant is no body will notice when we have a National Socialist uprising.
You do realize that Austria was a country way before Germany has existed and Germany is actually a Romania-tier ahistorical abomination whose implosion would make the world a better place? Then again, talking about artificial countries to an American...
>secretly acquire nukes
We had a shitton of nukes, then gave them back to you burgers in the early '80
> deport all the natives
I blame the Britts for leaving us with that problem, they should have gone genocide, but they made a pile of shitty treatise that are still going through the courts today, and fucks up every damn mine or pipeline that needs building.
shitpost elswhere aussie
this thread is about austria not australia
You know I'm NZ Kraut.
Stop bullying.
: c
Tbh I don't care about any nicknames or shittalking of my country or its history at all
The only thing that gets to me is if hungarians start shitting on us or the old empire
That always makes me feel sad
If you would have listened to our Prime Minister in 1914 we would still have the best state in Europe, but you had to trust the Krauts and declare war on Serbia. Who lost the most for that shit? Us, as usual. And you even took Burgenland. We had to kill a few of your policemen with the help of local Croats and some Bosniak volunteers so we could keep a handful of Hungarian and Croatian towns in that area.
>We are the ones who had Hitler
Not for long considering he went to Germany
Not for long considering they all went to S.America and Israel.
how about yodelfags? or is that more of a swiss thing?
>tfw so unremarkable that when people see the name they automatically fill in the blank to make you a different country and forget you exist
I am a consumer of your country's grenade exports.
t. zoltan magyar
you have to go back horsenigger