Ok un-Ironically are they the most attractive First Couple?

Ok un-Ironically are they the most attractive First Couple?

Are you unironically blind?

ironically "yes"

Donald Trumps body is like a sack of dead raccoons.

Macrons wife is ugly af

ur gay if u wudent shag melania

Definitely more attractive then the two black harambes

Say it with me: JFK & Jackie O

Who cares. We're looking at Melania.

She is. He isn't. In fact I think he is the ugliest president you goys have had for some time now.

You can almost see vag. His orange face compliments her dress' tone

Trump drags down the couple. The Obama's were better looking overall. Same with the Kennedy's.

Yes, not even memeing.
Melania gets the vast majority of the credit of course.

John and Jackie Kennedy. Any other answer is wrong.

Jackie O overrated

Nancy Reagan was not bad when she was younger

Michelle was literally an ape man. Barack being in decent shape does not make up for that at all.
I never understood the Jackie O meme, she didn't look that great.
Laura Bush is pretty.

how does obama have a head that's simultaneously both big and small

>The Obama's were better looking overall.
This is just delusional.

Obama was decent looking but you are fully retarded for saying "the obamas".
Melania is top, Kennedy too, bush wasn't bad looking just goofy. Trump is fattish but could clean up probably well.

There i'm done, the rest of your opinions are worthless.

And its not even close really

ayy lmao

His wife looks like a fucking alien, would u bang

Caring about another guy looks like is literally fag tier.

You could fit a giant eye between her giant eyes.

Michelle Obama had the jawline of a Baltic Slav.
And from the waste down (which tv rarely showed) she had the body of an inner city cafeteria worker ie lunchlady body

>jfk
10/10

>jackie
ayy lmao

Jackie

Yup, much better than walking leather handbag melania. I thought Sup Forums liked white women?

>thread is about first couple

Take it up with the OP.

>year of our lord 2017
>stlll think melanAAYLMAO is attractive

Now Trump would prob be very handsome if he lost 40lbs of body weight, but jfk was very very hansom

>implying your body won't look like that when you are 70

I would def take melania

She looks like Dren from Splice

Sorry, but we're comparing picture of human couples. Not pictures of a man with his pet hammerhead shark.

>implying I don't have standards

Name me a fatter president since...oh lets say Taft. Even that dumbass Bush knows how to take care of himself. Same with Carter.

I'm gay and I still would just for the novelty!

The First Lady... can be my 1st Lady!
(Or if she want's to strap one on... I'd be her first "Lady" that's not her first actual "Lady"

That would make me the
>1st Lady-Boi!!!

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I'm so NASTY!!!!

Audacious

Who the fuck cares? He has the stamina of a horse. Rather hilldawg seizing up and shitting her pants?

>doesn't appreciate thiccness

Lowtest faggot.

you dont have to deflect EVERYTHING to hillary (a "literally who?" now)

but I guess that's your only defense

dangerous

(Milo.jpg)

>dat pic!!
... see filename for
>muh pic... RELATED! (aesthetically/figuratively).... lelz'ly

fuck off nigger lover before something happens 2 u;)

kekd out loud

>not liking slav-chicks

It's like you are some sort of MASSIVE HOMOSEXUAL or something... gayer.

There's a reason Slav's are the root of
>SLAVE

it's because the Ackbars and Ghengis Khan-tier savages took them because their botches WERE THE FINEST (even some of their little boys... but they got fugly as fug once puberty hit... the women though!!! yaaaasssssss!

t. Mohamad the Porphet of little Miss Mophett's tuffet... I ate her curds and whey, then like a spider, came up inside her and called all their great grandchildren GAY!

ayyyyyyla-hu snackbar!

TOP FUCKING KEK

No

Faggot.

THE OBAMAS LOOKED BETTER?

HAHAHAAHSHASA IM DYING

Obama looks weak af

...

>still not answering the question
>still goes on to bash Trump's THICCNESS

go jack off to cuck porn, libfag