Brit/pol/ - Utter Bollocks Edition

>UK inflation unexpectedly slows to 2.6% in June
bbc.co.uk/news/business-40642254

>Theresa May tells cabinet to show unity
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40639715

>'Brexit WILL happen and Government prepared for no transitional deal' Chris Grayling says
express.co.uk/news/uk/829852/chris-grayling-brexit-newsnight-evan-davis-trade-deal-transitional-theresa-may-cabinet

>What’s Labour going to do with the middle classes?
>spectator.co.uk/2017/07/whats-labour-going-to-do-with-the-middle-classes/

>Probe is launched into 'students who voted TWICE for Jeremy Corbyn': Election watchdog investigates 1,000 complaints after surges in registrations in University towns
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4705536/Probe-launched-students-voted-TWICE-Corbyn.html

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Daily reminder that some blacks are based.

I want nu-Sup Forums to leave.

Don't make aggro.

Britain's not so bad lads. Grass is always greener, etc.

Bamp for Rees-Mogg.

Reminder to use Encyclopedia Britannica, and not Wikipedia

wait what
>now owned by americans
for fucks sakes

capitalists need gassing

i like this thread

>pic

Daily reminder:

Anime is gay
Fags are gay
Tripfags are gay
Video games are gay
Porn is gay
Wanting a girlfriend is gay

and you are the gayest of them all.

>he's based because he agrees with me

You race-betraying cuck. Also, voting leave was a mistake.

Honest question.

What the fuck is the point in Northern Ireland remaining part of the UK if the UK is completely cucked? Muslim mayor of London, getting to 10% Muslim by 2030 etc. Sure, taigs are commies, but they have the sense to not do this to themselves.

>honest question
It's a stupid fucking question

Ahmed is triggered.

Honest question.

What is the point of Canada remaining in the Commonwealth? You'll be 50% Chinese by 2050 so why not just become a province of the Peoples Republic of China?

Imagine if Enoch Powell did not give the Rivers of Blood speech in 1968 and became PM

>they have the sense to not do this to themselves.
>literally import niggers from nigeria by the boatload
>t. leaf

Terrorist attack in Pakistan kkills eighty people

independent.co.uk/voices/isis-terrorism-pakistan-donald-trump-media-press-a7585461.html

archive.is/7zf97

he does it for free

embarassing samefaggotry

did you move to canada from america

>Not enough women in Brexit Negotiation Team, say female MPs in letter to PM
bbc.co.uk/news/40646586

>Vince Cable set to become Lib Dem leader by default as other candidates drop out
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40662737

>Tories 'will not go backwards' on gay rights
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40659910

>Chris Evans tops list of over-paid BBC tossers
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40653383

>Labour admits that the idea of writing off existing student debt was a pipe dream
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40659901

>PM's court case battle against Gina Miller cost taxpayers £1.2 million in legal fees
express.co.uk/news/politics/830738/Theresa-May-Gina-Miller-anti-Brexit-campaigners-taxpayers-millions

>(((Think Tank))) predicts flights grounded, nuclear plants offline and pound nose-diving if no deal with the EU
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/flights-grounded-nuclear-plants-offline-10833293
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>Grenfell: New council leader heckled by public at first meeting since her appointment
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40663512

I didn't mean to respond to your post you gay bastard.

>Not enough women in Brexit Negotiation Team, say female MPs in letter to PM

Maybe it's because women are terrible at negotiating?

first for getting bummed in the bogs

Hopefully last for that as well

>he doesn't want to go first and get it over with
>he wants to go last and probably get aids too

WE NEED TO KEEP THE FALKLANDS ANGLO

WE NEED TO KEEP THE FALKLANDS ANGLO

WE NEED TO KEEP THE FALKLANDS ANGLO

Question: is this "Dunkirk" film basically pro-Brexit?

We should just send a load of Diane Abbott style black retards who will totally fuck it all up for everyone, then blame racism

>tfw no Mosley to rekindle your country

None of us are in any positions of power and never will be

liar

Proofs?

It's just a film showing the battle of Dunkirk in ww2.

It shows the evacuation
You don't see a single German on screen

Amazing how much all these BBC cucks have missed the point about how much they're being paid in relation to people employed by Sky or ITV.

No, it's just a heartwarming tale of every Brit getting out of Europe as fast as possible while preparing to repel anyone trying to follow them.

No significance whatsoever.

So apparently Jacob Rees-Mogg has a sister

>Annunziata
What did they mean by this?

Dunno lad, probably another Catholic thing.

Remember Jacob named his newest Son Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg

I asked last night, but I'm going to ask again- What would a modern UK look like if Moseley and the BUF gained power in the 30's?

Interested as I would quite like to model it on the model railway.

You know what I mean

I'm off to bed, wish Nanny would tuck me in while moggy reads me a bedtime story.

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I'm thinking Judge Dredd without the crime.

I'd guess she's the product of an Italian holiday.

It would look like the opposite of modern Britain.

Still, mustn't grumble, eh?

They never have any far-right marches near where I live

It's 9 am lad

Any of you guys ever watch Threads before? What did you think of it?

>No single ethnic group must dominate in schools, says head teacher
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I've seen it a few times and I think its pretty good. The first time was really harrowing and left me feeling quite down for a while afterwards. Subsequent watchings were easier but still quite depressing. It's a bit like Downfall, good film but you know you'll feel worse after watching it.

Love it. I saw a clip when I was a boy when the bomb gets dropped and the woman pisses herself. Terrified me to the core.

>Everyone must be equally shit

Sounds about right for modern pedagogy.

End this child abuse

Jacob Rees-Mogg clearly is not gay. Why don't you make him Prime Minister?

>no ultra conservative religious right I can join and enjoy LARPing my anti-faggot views

Please DUP come stand in the West Country

Because he's a multi millionaire banker worth 100 million (mostly inherited wealth) who wants to censor the internet and spy on everyone in this country.

He is a scumbag who appeals to Sup Forums because he dresses well and does "old" things, mannerisms, etc

Stay away from the Falklands. It is a key Antarctic research location. You will ruin the research.

>You bleeding peasants, why don't you illiteate mud dwellers vote yet another plutocrat into power, clearly the everyman is too stupid to govern
The Tories are out of touch.

Own up then who works here answer what is your salary?


Bank - 16k year goes to 20k next year

Feel like killing myself

>I feel like killing myself
I make 6k a year and work 21 hours a week.

Are you Corbynistas?

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Jesus lad, do tell.

How do I get an easy bank job?

No I'm a "don't want to be governed by people that are clearly from a social caste several degrees above my own and thus cannot relate to any of my problems"ista.

That is literally what Corbynistas believe.

NEET - 57 quid a week

Well I work in a charity and anything over 16 hours is conmtractually designated "volunteer work". I've been a web developer for the past year so I think I probably have the experience to move up a bit now, but I don't have the job hunting experience or the confidence to move up.

I get paid by the hour working for one of the most English companies I have ever worked for. I'm not interested in a salary. I get paid every four weeks to do my hobby. I'm quite happy.

>tfw off sick today and I hate that I can't go into work.

What the fuck lads, why does my mind feel like I've lost 30 IQ points and can't remember anything?

Is this a common symptom of being on brit/pol/ for too long?

Good morning Anonymongs.

Have you smoked cannabis?

Write a deliberately shitty CV, then you won't be disappointed if you get rejected

I did it, ended up with a fairly decent job (fairly)

No, Corbynistas support Corbyn as the name implies.

I don't support labour either because I am not a Communist. I don't disagree with social castes, if you work to move up you should be allowed to move up, I just think the last time the average Tory had to work for something they were racing against millions of sperm.

No, never, I can see why the Hitchens pic would suggest that though

Should I start?

WW2 would have happened much later and would probably just be the Cold war but a bit hotter. We'd have let Hitler take a lot of Europe, and we'd have kept and maybe even continued to expand our Empire. Probably allied up to BTFO the commies with ease.

Because a lot of Europe got levelled in WW2 and our manufacturing went down the shitter, America got a huge boost to it's economy post war and that's pretty much the only reason they're a superpower today. Without that boost they'd never have the power to start wars in asia or the middle east, so no vietnam or korean wars, probably no best korea and significantly diminished chinese influence. No war in iraq or afghanistan, probably very little islamic terrorism and definitely no ISIS. Nigger culture would probably still be a dominant force in their country, but American 'culture' as is would not be global force that it is now. Us and the krauts would be the dominant cultures. Hitler would have fucked up Israel eventually, so significantly lower kike influence across the globe especially with their greatest ally America being a nigger-tier shithole in this alternative reality.

That sounds like a horrible idea m89.

Jacob Rees-Mogg is an intelligent man, though, and his contributions in Parliament are consistently of a high quality.

Why is is his social status such a problem for you?

Had that dream about my perfect ex again haha its been almost a year since our first split

Got back together in December and I fucked it up by February haha can't wait to die so this all ends

Only if you want to lose some more IQ points

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woops, frog posting from my vpn

He's a likeable character, but other than arguing for Brexit in the referendum, he's basically followed the Tory establishment line on every issue. He poses as muh based old school conservative backbencher, but actually votes for mass state surveilance etc.
Also his family are papist scum

Are you familiar with the term "cult of personality"?

He is a wet sponge and not fit to run a car wash.

£28,009 Base pay
£37,900ish after shift allowance

Well, shitty is going too far. I mean, just don't try to hide inexperience.

I put "Work 2013- : NONE"

Still got the job (insurance, 25K, it's a start)

>it's a "Grenfall Tower Fire" news day

I dunno, if he was a wet sponge he probably could run a car wash.

But he's a masterful parliamentarian and you should back him to be Leader of the Conservative Party. 1923 is calling, and it wants to come back.

I feel like losing more could perhaps let me enter the realm of retard bliss if there's no hope of clearing the mind fog

Don't do it. Do not imbibe wicked poisons.

The whole Grenfell fire is such a shitty non-story anyway. I literally could not give a fuck about 'non-regulation cladding' or whatever the fuck they were on about. The moral of the story isn't "give more money to niggers", it's "teach niggers not to buy cheap shitty fridges"

The man is never wrong.

WWII was the beginning of a new time for all of mankind. A fork in the road
Weed is the perfect mind nullifying distraction, and it's socially acceptable

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Between 20 and 21k, think I've just gone up an increment so I'm not sure on tje exact amount