Goddamit I had perfect genes. Blond hair, blue eyes, no birth defects, and literally nothing was wrong with me until I went to the doctor yesterday. I went to my doctor because I had recently had been feeling off, my skin was softer than normal, and I had less muscle mass. He had my hormones tested and it turns out I have NO testosterone in my system.
Turns out that both of my testis need to be removed due to them being quite literally dead. What do I do now Sup Forums?
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Your testicles literally just died? There must be some cause for it. What happened?
Wear a dress and tuck your wiener under like a lady boy
Is freezing sperm an option? Youl get through it user. I had one. Youl have to take testosterome if you lose both but youl power through.
>Turns out that both of my testis need to be removed due to them being quite literally dead. What do I do now Sup Forums?
wtf is that called? the medical term? do you jerk off? do thicc ass bitches make you hard? do you want to put your cock and her holes?(picrelated)
maybe the doc wants to turn you into tranny?
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Retard that still thinks this is funny.
It's just leaflands way to remove all signs of masculinity don't fall for his tricks
What's the issue with that?
Day 8 of nofap
Use it or lose it
Apparently a torsion in both I had been riding my dirt bike and hit a really bad bump causing them to twist and cut off blood flow.
You finally get to be lady boy with feminine benis like you cuck leafs always wanted
Become a trap. You can make lots of money.
What a fucking faggot you are lmfao
Absolutely sucks to be you, but then again, this story isn't real so eh
>cucked by your own balls
Lmao
The medical term is gonadectomy. And yes I do wanna fuck pic related.
Surely that had to have been more painful than 'feeling off'? How long between your balls strangling themselves and your visit to the doc?
I twitched just reading that
Reminder to wear protection anons
Testicular torsion is literally one of the most painful things you can experience. Like, blackout levels of pain. You didn't experience this and think huh, maybe I should go to the doctor? BS, you are either lying completely or not telling us what really happened
Start taking roids and ascend to transhumanism
This is the future for all white bois, embrace it, become a sissy faggot.
The pain was awful on the first day I could barely move but it went away after about 12 hours. That was a week ago...
Why aren't we banning these porn posting kikes? 1 fucking job mods.
Speaking of testosterone, how do you goyim keep your test in check?
I've been trying to eat better, exercise more and keep my balls cold. What else can you do?
are you a little bit of a faggot, perhaps?
LARP confirmed. There is no way you wouldn't be on the fucking ground begging for the sweet gift of death and just walk this level of pain off without seeing a doctor ASAP.
This. You've gotta juice it anyhow to keep your bone density, might as well turn it up to 11 and leave humanity behind.
And hope all that stem cell research bears fruit for you, leaf.
that why you wear a cup when you dirt bike noob. Let that be a lesson you all you noobz.
Eat healthy omega 3 fats from shit like avacados
Lift heavy, avoid proccessed shit and xenoestrogen sources
Hitler had only one testicle and look how fine he did! You got nothing to worry about
>Why aren't we banning these porn posting kikes? maybe you would prefer cuck threads faggot
shoop a black cock into the pic to calm sven down
>crippling pain for 12 hours
no thought of going to a doctor? come on user
I literally never go to the doctor. I don't even get flu shots.
Guy told me once that the veins and tether material in his scrotum were so weak and floppy that he had regular and painful "knotting" incidents.
Just go to mexico and buy testosterone.
Dont let the doctors remove your testicle
have dominant genes. Bigger balls then my ancestors (thnks for giving me big balls). lay back and lolz on how you balls can be used as a seating cushion.
Still, something you would notice well enough to either neck yourself or go to the hospital over.
well dude, i'm pretty sure they can synthesize sperms for you out of stem cells, and you can take hormone replacements, just talk to your doctors about all that.
jeez this auto correct is a pain in my bawls. but you get what i was trying to say lol.
So can you still blow your load or has all production ceased?
>12 hours of pain in your balls
Dude fuck I had a gallbladder attack a few months ago and it was like nothing I had ever felt before so I called an ambulance after it became abundantly clear the pain wasnt going away on its own (maybe 15 minutes). Your situation sucks but honestly you are mostly to blame if thats true.
>The ((((athiest)))) and the fat useless beaner wants to actually argue on why posting degenerate nudity of any sort is a good thing.
End of summer couldn't come fucking sooner at this point.
it was in context to the discussion
why are men getting this more and more? theirs always torsion/ball threads on /fit/ and people complaining about their testicles on Sup Forums
If this happened than your genes were not that perfect. Were they. Btw do you even feel like having sex ?
Top 5 Omega-3 foods...
Salmon
Walnuts
Sardines
Flax seed
Hemp seed
theres bound to be a way to save your balls man. or at least some seed
My testicles could literally kill me no thanks, if I have to choose between dying with my nuts or living without them I'm living without them.
I've been doing that. I've been eating avocados ever since Yeb posting. I also take omega 3 fish oil supplements.
I've stopped drinking from plastic bottles, I think that has been the biggest health improvement I've ever had.
I used to drink from plastic bottles all day every day, which made me feel awful and I grew a bit of gyno. Feeling a lot better now. I believe plastic bottles and soy are the biggest causes of the feminization of men.
>I don't even get flu shots
>This means I didn't go to the doctor when I wouldn't be able to function or think straight due to excessive amounts of pain I was in
>I am not a faggot larper
This is how you sound to me. No amount of (you)'s will change this.
it's not more and more it's a confirmation bias because you're horrified by the possibility of it hapenning, ayy take note tho' lads, if your nuts hurt for too long get them checked.. fucking hell
>Goddamit I had perfect genes. Blond hair, blue eyes, no birth defects, and literally nothing was wrong with me until I went to the doctor yesterday.
You were delusional. No such thing ss perfect genes.
>I went to my doctor because I had recently had been feeling off, my skin was softer than normal, and I had less muscle mass. He had my hormones tested and it turns out I have NO testosterone in my system.
How is that different than any other white man?
>Turns out that both of my testis need to be removed due to them being quite literally dead. What do I do now Sup Forums?
You need to kill yourself.
>My testicles could literally kill me no thanks, if I have to choose between dying with my nuts
how so?
Pretty sure it would be possible to take his spermatogional sperm cells and grow them in a lab and artificially inseminate a woman. Or possibly take sperm from a donor take out his genetic material and fill it with OPs genetic material.
If you have money it sure is no problem.
from my 30 second google search testosterone comes fro m the testes predominantly and adrenal gland minimally. So look up things that make you have the most pimping adrenal gland. Exercise. Get the fake cosmetic balls. Then meditate to clear your mind and keep your sexual activity up. Look on the bright side you can take steroids now without fear of ball shrinkage and you can get jacked.
Peace man
Barely at this point. I feel attraction to women still but libido is super low.
i had torsio testis once and i was literally screaming from pain for hours straight there is no way you would'nt feel both your balls being twisted around you fucking liar.
luckily i had surgery just in time and my balls are fine if anyone was wondering.
he wouldve killed himself had he been a disgusting white male longer
when are they flipping your cock op?
Cause (((they))) don't want a strong white race
He already told you they're dead fucking tissue after having no blood flow for a fucking week.
green tea, lifting and HIITs
They could just rot inside of me and fuck me up.
If they're actually dead, necrosis is a thing that can and will occur and that'll end up fucking you up super hard. Dont keep dead biomass if the circulation has been cut to the point of no recovery, that shit's gotta go.
exactly
I don't understand the supposed parallels of involving yourself in a yearly scam that doesn't really help anything and getting proper medical care
I haven't gotten a flu shot since around 2001
Try to pass as a trap
Holy shit the pain went away because that's when your balls literally died. Are you retarded user.
Some man you are. Die with pride and your nuts. You have already made it clear you brought this upon yourself. Your never going to have kids of your own, Might as well give up.
>Pretty sure it would be possible to take his spermatogional sperm cells and grow them in a lab and artificially inseminate a woman. Or possibly take sperm from a donor take out his genetic material and fill it with OPs genetic material.If you have money it sure is no problem
>What do I do now Sup Forums?
time to do some serious roids mf
stahp....muh sides....
its gong to be expensive but you can get them taken out, have prosthetic ones put in to look normal and take hormone replacement for androgens
good luck OP
To be fair if I had extreme pain of some sort I wouldn't go to the hospital immediately, I'd wait to see if it was chronic or not.
do you still shoot cum?
...
>ignoring any acute pain
Enjoy dying to appendicitis.
I don't jerk off very often. Probably not though.
t. man who's never been in extreme pain before
Come on man. This isn't a pain in your back or arms. It's a severe pain in your nuts. That's like a girl feeling a lump in her breast and sating it will go away.
To be clear, you didn't see a doctor due to the crippling, ultimate pain of testicular torsion. You shrugged that off. You literally never go to the doctor.
But you went to the doctor because your skin was softer than normal and you lost some muscle mass.
My friend had both balls cut off ( cancer ) - He gets hormones and says he can still cum but nothing comes out - Says it feels different - Can "cum" a bunch of times ( I imagine like a chick having multiples ) Can fuck for a long time
Don't drink beer, switch to cyder.
you probably know this by now but for everyone else in thread:
testicular torsion is a surgical emergency
if they even suspect it, you get put under and they open it up immediately
6 hours of pain is the cut-off for hoping to save the testicle
DON'T IGNORE SUSTAINED TESTICULAR PAIN, ESPECIALLY WITH RECENT HISTORY OF TRAUMA TO THE AREA
CHECK YOUR BALLS REGULARLY FOR LUMPS
ffs guise
Have you ever had extreme pain before? Its on a very different level than simple chronic pains from the start. Speaking for myself, it did not take very long for me to realize that at the very least I needed medical attention. If you've never had a similar experience then you actually dont know what you're talking about. Hospital tier pain is horrible.
i was just talking about pussy man
thank you ball sack messiah
>leaf ends up with no testosterone and loses his balls
Checks out
How do you know this?
Yes, but we're Americans who still have to pay for our own healthcare. He's a leaf with free healthcare
He has first hand experience.
A FUCKING LEAF!
Because everyone knew he had ball cancer so I asked " uhhhhh dude can you still ... "
>Yes, but we're Americans who still have to pay for our own healthcare
republicans are going to help us m8
>indulging in some leaf faggot trap's transformation fiction
die all of you
Not free. You still need to be paying taxes to get it
Sounds like word of mouth to me.
Thank God you won't pass on your retarded genes. I have nut pain and you know what I did? Went to the doctors. Turns out I had an infection in my body which spread to my nuts and gave me swelling and pain. I am now on antibiotics and the pain is stopping, and if I didn't go to the doctors I would have lost my fertility. White men - please do not be retarded when it comes to your balls, children are the future. Don't be too embarrassed or stubborn to go to the doctors when you have a ball problem. Don't be dumb lads, protect your gonads.
Thanks bong. Knew Testicular Torsion was horrible but I never looked into how bad. Thanks to the experiences of the dumb (OP) and the words of the wise I know how to not lose my balls because they decided to try BDSM with each other.
>tfw only have one testicle but T levels and everything is normal
I need to stay safe
OP give us your diagnoses from your doctor, there must be something more than just your word