What the fuck happens in Switzerland?

I hear no stereotypes about Switzerland other than Neutrality and Rich. Why? How? They are sandwiched between 3 cucked countries in France, Italy and Germany. How did they protect themselves? Why aren't they in the EU?

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They are officially neutral
Also they have Many nazi golds to run their economy from.(tax haven)

the next hwndu

Nothing, we are boring AND FULL.

Hm. Needs more enrichment.

LET ME IN

Banking and the UN.

It's expensive as shit. I have no idea how regular people live there.

They wouldn't feel welcome and will get bored and miserable soon. Even Austrians don't like it her.
No, stay in Albania

Men are forced by law to pee sitting down at night

Where did Albania come from lol

Their citizens are armed.

>How did they protect themselves? Why aren't they in the EU?
The answer is in the question.

This is a meme
Switzerland is emptier than the west US or even the Australian outback
It's objectively one of the emptiest countries on earth.

Sounds like you need some diversity goy.

>Jihadi Flag
>Wants to come to Switzerland
Only 50's IQs Shiptars think Switzerland is a good country for them to leech from.
Liar. We have mountains. They need their safe space.

Switzerland seems an example of confederation that works, unless there's a better term than confed

Lmao I heard somewhere that half of your national football team are ethnically Albanian, what happened? XD
Tbh our national team has people who aren't even white.

Learn some fucking geography, burger. Population density wise, Aussie is like the surface of the Moon compared to Switz.

Why didn't Hitler annex Switzerland? Was he afraid that you guys will hide all the shekels?

>Italian
>German
>French
I think we are diverse enough
Hillarys Husband happened. btw, are you implying that Albanians are white?

Neutrality is GONE, we even have sanctions against Russia... lmao... stupid politicians.

Not in EU ? but we are in Shengen space, no borders with EU, 100'000 French people are working in the city of Geneva alone... a city of 400'000 inhabitants.
Add the massive invasion of Africans and middleeasterns.
Our laws are constantly being adjusted to fit the EU.
We are less than 45% Swiss people in Geneva.

Its become a shithole.

A Polish friend that has been working here past decade is returning to Poland at the end of the month...

An Iraqi friend at work is baffled at the difference between the reality here and what people think of Switzerland.

An Egyptian girl told me "In Geneva there are no swiss people, they left."

No, we are just overrun.

In social services office I saw a Nigger shouting at the reception lady : "I want my check ! now !"

sad.

I could go on and on...

Wondering where should I go when things fall apart ?

This is commonly believed to be true, but it's actually a huge misconception.
Here is a picture of an average Australian outback town, as you can see it's completely full.
What they do is lie about the population density as a trick to keep you from moving to the empty place and push all the sheeple to the population dense wastelands. Poor saps move way out into the middle of what's supposed to be nowhere, only to find crowds and crowds of people who already beat them their, living practically on top of each other.

Is is true that every bridge in your country is wired to blow in case the eternal Kraut starts another world war?

planning to retire to switz and live out the rest of my life in the alps away from any jewish schemes, somwhere nice like appenzell
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The mountains, where else. Let them kill themselves in the cities.
Yes. In addition we have artillery and flags bunkered in the mountains. It is currently impossible too invade and hold Switzerland with regular military methods.

>perennially neutral money laundering capital of the world
>away from jewish schemes

you dun goof'd.

It was true, but the program was stopped after the end of the cold war or not that long thereafter.

Switzerland is one big fortress, I think almost every bridge has hidden explosives, any farm house could have a hidden anti-tank gun inside, there are dozens of fortresses in the mountain and you have arsenal in almost every city & village.

fighting in switzerland would be worse than vietnam

That burger passport feels good,doesnt it?

im gonna live in the mountains, not the city

Well, I have an orthodox Christian Albanian friend and I would say he is white, just not as white as most Europeans. Eastern Europe is a shithole anyway but since my friend was born in a more superior country I wouldn't classify him as a threat to society.

i have dual citizenship,burger passport,and eu passport....so i can go anywhere tbqh, also im not american

....are you a Yugo......

my dick is diamonds

get me out of this clown country

I remember reading something about how they rigged all their fucking mountains with high explosives and there are tons of bomb shelters.

maybe?

>Orthodox south Slav
>Roman Catholic West Europeans
pick one. Those are not compatible. I see your friend as a traitor too his own country and culture and a leech too my people. A Jew puppet if you like.

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i wanna leave so badly

Every building (habitation) that was built after WWII up until a few years ago had by law to have an atomic bomb shelter included.

No country is unconquerable. It just depends on the will of the invading people.

>fighting in switzerland would be worse than vietnam

It isn't important where he was born in. Countless white trash, inbred villagers etc are born in very superior countries, the thing is, they don't belong to society proper.

An albanian is no issue, as long as he ditches his inferior culture.

Lest we forget, the greatest Frenchman was an Italian, and the most relevant Russian leaders of the past were a bunch of German nobles and a Georgian.
It"s not where or as what you are born as that counts, but what you in the end make of it.

>100k French people in Geneva
Oh the horror, what, would you rather have Nigerians?

Also, little beta, why do you moan like a bitch? Switzerland has the most decent all around stats, including an absurdly high lifestandard, low crime, and amazing loans. Not to forget the country itself.

Switzerland hasn't been affected by the refugees, it only has 3 mosques, and the main immigrant groups are EU +eastern Europe.

1. Where would someone gain the will to invade Switzerland?

It is nearly impossible to conquer, so, the loses would outweigh the gains, no cases belli no large will = defeat

America could have been an entire continent of Switzerland if we didn't bring the niggers and stayed neutral overseas.

i bought a swiss army knife. it's ok. besides that,hiding money?

First
>albanian
>slav

Secondly
>traitor to his country and culture
Oh come the fuck on. No self aware person would be loyal to Albania today. People have the total right to chose their country and culture.

your fucking right
>austrian manlet controls germany
>georgian manlet controls russia
>italian/sardinian/island nigger controls france

>Oy Vey, be more civic nationalist
>Accept them as yours
>They forget who they are and assimilate perfectly
>Forget about hundreds of years of behaviour and stories specific to the history and environment passed down from parents to children
>Please no refugees in Israel

You brought them as slave labour which worked for centuries. You developed off of it, the issue was that you didn't integrate them into society better.

This is true, was it WWI that fucked everything up or?

you can get a swiss back account online. I almost did for shits n giggles. but no piles of cash.

Switzerland has a shit load of guns no fucking nazi commie or Muslim invader is going to fuck with an armed population. Gun control is Marxist propaganda that advocates that an unarmed population is an obedient population.

>Oh come the fuck on. No self aware person would be loyal to [insert country] today

Civic nationalism is the only possibility for nationalism you have, seeing as you have no ethnic group to call truly native (not that ethnic groups really exist anymore)

Multiculturalism is always good as long as it are only western/central European cultures, that is, western civilization cultures, involved.

They are really a global financial hub. People around the world have their money in Swiss accounts, good/bad people. The Swiss franc is considered a safe haven currency; people move to it for stability when things get scary.

Even the most terrifying warlord wouldn't threaten the country where his money is kept.

>Marxist propaganda
>Marx literally jerked off to an ideal of an armed population

So, you are saying someone should be proud of living in a piss poor country whose entire history is just one guy in 1440?

>blow up switzerland's bridges
>blockade/embargo the country
>target the air vents/routes for their mountain hideouts with drones/cruise missles
>wait them out till they starve or surrender

Tactics don't change. Only the technology. A simple siege would be enough to rid Switzerland of it's population (aka achieve military goals) using their greatest "strength" as a weakness. Of course, Switzerland has almost no direct enemies because of their foreign positions, so this will likely never happen. Taking the Swiss would be akin to taking Iceland. It's just not valuable enough territory. North Korea, Ghana or an oil-rich ME country like Kuwait would be much more valuable when considering their natural resources.

You can be proud to be Swiss, because you have a superior culture, work ethic, people and government than many countries. What the hell is a Somali or Albanian going to be proud about? Pirates and bunkers?

Cities are filled to the brim with niggers, arabs and a surprising amount of south americans (not the white ones)

The towns are small and conservative, but they rather accept communist sons than "fascist" ones. The most cucked cantons are the French ones, 2nd most cucked are Germans and least cucked are Italians, who won't throw you on jail for doing the roman salute.

In ALL trams, there are screens with "prejudice hotlines" where shitskins can call in and cry "waycism" if someone doesn't give them all their cash.

Communism is widely beloved by the younger population and rising with the older. People just fucking LOVE leftism, even in center-right cantons. Niggers get free money and housing, and cuckoldry is unironically accepted

theve probably already stockpiled food enough for a thousand years. shits cheap.

Marx was only for an armed proletariat to achieve a revolution. He never said what would happen to guns after the revolution. Lenin said extremely similar things but after the Bolsheviks got into power they confiscated all private guns from non party elites and implemented draconian laws. Communism needs to disarm the populace to exist.

Lets say 7 - 10 generations in one territory makes one a native. Afterwards, Nürenberg like laws and sterilisation or deportation would fix the problem in about 30 years
>Multiculturalism is always good
Shlomo, please

Didn't you know Skandenberg was a service.

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a Serb fucking autocorrect.

Alll Swiss need to stock up on guns now before the leftist parties ban them

MAKE YOUR COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN
Stop dreaming of milk and honey somewhere else. Would solve a lot of problems. But what can one expect from a Bosniak.

How bout a nuke?

Any system needs to disarm the people if they want total security.

Lenin disarmed the people because he knew what people with guns can do, after all, that got him into power.

Today, idiotism is like a plague, and, letting people have arms means that you let communists, anarchists, neonazis, taliban etc arm themselves.

The lowlifes back in the day only had pitchforks, now they have it all.

there dug in like ticks by now, your never getting them out.

See >Taking the Swiss would be akin to taking Iceland. It's just not valuable enough territory.
There is no incentive to conquer Switzerland, and trying would cost to much in resources. If one likes to control the passage over the Alps, Austria and south east France are a better bet.

topkek

I don't pretend that marxism is pro-gun dipshit which is what you do.
And no. Not every system. See America and Switzerland. Only authoritarian ones disarm the populace.

>thousand years of food

Ignoring the fact that this idea is highly unlikely (canned food would likely not last more than a 100 years). They would still being living in vaults, with no easy escape, for their foreseeable futures. Conquering a country is really only hard when you're trying to preserve a nation's native population or take a large land mass (i.e. China, Russia, the U.S., etc.) with finite resources. This was true for the British, Mongols and Romans; and it remains true today.

>Bosniak
>acknowledging a serbomuslim postcommunist meme

Nah senpai, couldn't care what you might think, let me guess, you cling to nativism because you have nothing to contribute?
Bah
Never the less, I forgive you, future countryman, your frustrations are obvious.

>guitar hero

Jews keep all the shekels there, so they are interested in Switzerland being nice and stable and not culturally enriched.

They mobilized the army pretty fast when the time came. In about 24h they had a 400.000 strong army ready to go to battle.
Also Switzerland didn't have a lot of natural resources to justify a invasion.

lol

As much as Saint Sava was a shqip Yeah, right, welcome to the real world, being born somewhere entitles you to nothing. What you do in life does.

I am coming to enrich your culture

You maybe find peace surrounded with the diaspora, but your children will become outcasts, never able to integrate or find peace. They will not magically become Swizz, they will always be the Bosniaks, and looking into the mirror they will be reminded about it. You are really the worst kind of useful idiot, sacrificing the well being of your children for your own dreams. Are you a Boomer by any chance?

Dude I can relate with so much of what you said. I'm a burger, (100% white so fuck off) and have been in Geneva for quite a few years and let me tell you... My Swiss friends have told me horror stories of how Geneva degenerated into this fuckhole it is today and when they do their eyes literally tear up I feel sorry for them

And YOU are one of those who made it possible. Go Back

>Knowing this little about Swiss politics
Pack your bags faggot

Everything is terrible in Switzerland. We're flooded by refugees, wages are going down, Neutrality is nothing but a meme.

Stay away and don't even think about coming here except as a tourist.

>There is no incentive to conquer Switzerland, and trying would cost to much in resources
The 40 billion in gold? Also, why do you think it would be a ground invasion or artillery shelling for days?

>except as a tourist.
>look mom cows and in this building, they said to be nice to refugees, I had a great time

u arent in EU, why u take refugees?

>Emigrating to a country not of your origin for materialistic and egoistical reasons
>Being aware of that the land is in decline because of foreigners flooding the land
>"I'm not the problem"
Just Fuck OFF, and Make America Great Again. We clean the mess you left

better to hit a sof target like germany, where they have no guns, and are already cucked. *if they didn't have the alliances they do.

Boring is better than enriched.

Because around 70% of our population are just as brainwashed by the leftist media as everyone else in the EU. The socialists are the 2nd biggest party and our immigration minister is one of them - and while she loathes her own country, all she dreams about is "saving" all the niggers in the world and joining the EU.

ITT: delusional people and a neckbeard swiss guy that is probably not even white like 90% of you fuckers

we still have liberals and the whole "swiss example" how to do things so we took some in
btw these sandniggers look all the same.

Direct democracy makes people take responsebility , no war and then crying about the consiquences

>implying the treasure isn't digged into the mountains
You need ground forces to hold a country. Bombing it to the ground might help, but no way any force could hold it, let alone control it without heavy loses. The only way that would work and is currently used are economic forms of warfare, included traitors inside the administration selling out the country for personal reasons.

>Why aren't they in the EU?

Politicians from EU countries need a place where they can hide all the money they received as bribes or stole from state funds while in office.

>Bosniaks
Again, literally a meme thing which is a synonym for Bosnian.
>tfw you share pure descend from a region of literal med alphas
Feels good senpai, but, back to real stuff.

>diaspora
If I hate anything more than my own landsmen, then it is the dim-witted manual labourers from here which bitch and moan about their hard lives. The diaspora ruined us in the 90s. Intellectual immigration in recent time is of course okay, but no physical labourer will ever be a friend of mine.

I am putting my genetical perks to use at a worthy country.
Also
>hurr durr children
>implying I would give them anything other than a German/French name, or God forbid, that I would procreate with a gutter rat from here

He's lying.

oh it sucks when beautiful country like switzerland get ruined by random refugees, my father lived in ur country for years in 90s and he loved it told me amazing stories about it , I hate when countries like this get ruined

>Implying niggers on welfare are the same as White engineers
For one, I work for an American company. Second of all, they would have hired a Swiss man if there were any to fill the job. There obviously weren't any so they hired me. It feels good to live here, people love me especially the women desu. The ONLY reason why your country is Germany-tier shithole right now, is because of your drooling, slimy drones you call parents, who voted for niggers and other non-white, low skilled subhumans to come in the country. You're just too fucking dumb to realize this, so you blame the 27 year old Lead Software developer that has to fill up the void that your youth isn't capable of filling. Have fun being a retard though